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[–]Doovid97 44 points45 points ago

Canyonaroooooooooooooo

[–]m_orning_shambala 26 points27 points ago

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride!

[–]xuany 6 points7 points ago

[–]Afoardable 5 points6 points ago

She blinds everybody with a super-high beam; she's a squirrel-squashin' deer smashin' drivin' machine!

[–]FacchiniBR 0 points1 point ago

It's called F-Maxx here.

Saw only one and the guy was fighting to make a turn.

[–]vxx 69 points70 points ago

Oh look, OP is making fun of a midget.

[–]drewiepoodle 1 point2 points ago

i think they prefer the term "little people"

[–]Xenochrist 28 points29 points ago

Its a show truck.

Plus, whoever had it built clearly had the means to build it and the passion to spend the money to make it so.

[–]molrobocop 20 points21 points ago

Oh don't say that. Let the rest of the world believe normal people in the US drive, and can afford trucks like that.

[–]OrestesM[S] 0 points1 point ago

I was just WTFing about the fact that this thing exists. And that Americans made it. If it was Russians that made it I would have said 'WTF Russians!?' No one thought every American owns this so cool your knickers.

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[–]gematt3 9 points10 points ago

You can do it on your own porch.

[–]Brybo 7 points8 points ago

You're lacking the passion.

[–]thugmonkey 28 points29 points ago

[–]noddwyd 2 points3 points ago

let's go shred some ice, please.

[–]roblindsey1996 0 points1 point ago

win

[–]Dann01 41 points42 points ago

I bet she has a very small penis

[–]TrustmeIknowaguy 5 points6 points ago

Or a very large clit.

[–]jhamm 13 points14 points ago

Canyonero.

[–]mandikate0421 9 points10 points ago

It's a ford F650 they're usually used as dump trucks but some people get them made into these crazy beasts. check out the website the guy at the bottom of the page lives right down the street from me. http://f650pickups.com/

[–]vibrant_crab 6 points7 points ago

I think you meant Ford WTF650.

[–]Turdtastic 8 points9 points ago

I have three of those parked in my Garage, just like every other American.

[–]roblindsey1996 0 points1 point ago

what?? you must be below the poverty level i own 31 and im only 16. i thought everyone in america had that many

[–]Turdtastic 1 point2 points ago

I have many, but only 3 will fit in my garage. The rest are surrounding the gasoline fountain made from assault rifles and cheeseburgers I have behind my house.

[–]roblindsey1996 0 points1 point ago

ohh right silly me i should have known. well im off to fly my new helicopter

[–]Dante2005 11 points12 points ago

With the price of fuel so high everyone is getting smaller vehicles.

[–]Razzamanazz 2 points3 points ago

And then dying in them when rednecks who drive trucks like the one in the link drunkenly drive over them as if they were speed bumps.

[–]BarbazuX 1 point2 points ago

NOBODY drives trucks like the one in the link.

[–]JeriMouse 3 points4 points ago

Clearly, you've never been to Missouri... Or Texas...

[–]rstaubach_12 6 points7 points ago

People do this with Internationals to.

[–]l3gato 3 points4 points ago

This has been heavily modified as a show piece.

[–]grodychamp 7 points8 points ago

Want

[–]bobjohnsonmilw -2 points-1 points ago

Why?

[–]noddwyd 5 points6 points ago

so you can drive directly through the mountains and not over/around them.

[–]noahkeller 7 points8 points ago

I believe the correct response is, "Why not?"

[–]docious -3 points-2 points ago

Wrong, correct phrase being "Why you don't?"

[–]vibrant_crab 2 points3 points ago

Why you be not of the wantings?

[–]troplolz 7 points8 points ago

I think they meant FTW Americans!

[–]GroinSniper 3 points4 points ago

You've never been to Alberta, Canada...

[–]0jolly0 4 points5 points ago

Have I finally reached the point in my reddit life where everything is a repost...

[–]TheWhiteeKnight 2 points3 points ago

I feel you.. Worst part, people bitch at you about it, when I see the same shit month after month after monthaftermonthaftermonthaftermonthaftermonth....

[–]sneeze_and_fart 6 points7 points ago

That woman is surprisingly well proportioned for how incredibly tiny she is.

[–]Thefalconpunch 6 points7 points ago

Bet it turns on a dime

[–]macarattack 3 points4 points ago

bet it flips over on a dime

[–]Nazoropaz 2 points3 points ago

My go-to zombie apocalypse vehicle

[–]Beatleboy62 6 points7 points ago

It gets five gallons to the mile!

[–]SgtSplacker 2 points3 points ago

Nobody really drives those. I have maybe seen 2 on the street in my entire life.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

They're not built for the street. This would be perfect to haul heavy equipment or even just passengers over undeveloped property.

[–]mandikate0421 0 points1 point ago

I know some dude that drives his around everywhere. Almost runs me off the road every time I drive past him.

[–]brutalsun 2 points3 points ago

It's for those of us with very large campers. My old man has a 40 foot camper with 4 slide outs, his dodge 3500 does plenty fine but lacks in the comfort department. This thing would do wonders... and get good mileage to boot.

Yeah before ya'll go on the it's a massive truck, it's a diesel... they are way more fuel efficient than any gas equivalent. My old mans cummings gets 25mpg highway and 20 towing.

[–]DeltaxUmbrax 28 points29 points ago

Why? Because America is awesome, that's why. Make all the small dick jokes you want, but we have the means, and the will, to say: "FUCK THE ENVIRONMENT!" and do what we want. You jelly Europeans? Our trucks are built off Mad Max, your shit is some sub-par, half-assed, retarded lorry that can't pull fishing boat, let alone fuck up zombies. To quote Team America: 'MERICUHH, FUCK YEAH!

[–]Dakota47 8 points9 points ago

Road warrior mad max and beyond thunder dome were Australian if I'm not mistaken.

[–]jeffp 19 points20 points ago

U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A!!

[–]poteaser 17 points18 points ago

I am going to eat 20 bacon cheeseburgers right now!

[–]IAAA 6 points7 points ago

I'm going to eat a whole Turducken that's been wrapped in bacon!

EXTREME!

[–]Sir-reaper 4 points5 points ago

And fat bitches can't jump so jack 'em up boys

[–]herrings 2 points3 points ago

Retarded lorry that can't pull fishing boat! pakistani accent

[–]CarnivorousAvenger 0 points1 point ago

This is a diesel, it isn't that bad on the enviroment.

[–]foodandart 0 points1 point ago

Except that diesel exhaust is now linked to lung cancer..

So.. not bad for the environment, hell on the lungs.

[–]CarnivorousAvenger -1 points0 points ago

Glad I don't suck on exhaust fumes.

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[–]Xelzzid 17 points18 points ago

No, he is speaking for him. You are just projecting onto us.

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[–]Xelzzid 5 points6 points ago

As with any group. I am not sure what I am going for here, or see how this matters at all. I won't be able to change your mind. Have a pleasant day.

[–]shitterplug 1 point2 points ago

Whoosh!

Stop taking shit so seriously.

[–]cold-n-sour 0 points1 point ago

"sarcasm" Look it up.

[–]Ironicallypredictabl -2 points-1 points ago

I'm a Democrat, and hate America as much as the next guy. But he has a right to his opinions.

[–]Dev1lsAdv0kate 4 points5 points ago

IF U DUN LIKE AMURKA DEN GET OUT!!!!

[–]frontseatdog 1 point2 points ago

Gru's ride.

[–]bjarso 1 point2 points ago

This is a farm truck. And that woman is tiny.

[–]some_random_noob 1 point2 points ago

i kinda expect this truck to have concealed miniguns and rockets, be bullet proof and a transformer.

[–]CajunTurkey 1 point2 points ago

I want that truck

[–]flamingmonkey911 1 point2 points ago

Fuck yeah, Ford. Fuck yeah.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I would take this through the Starbucks Drive-Thru everyday

[–]sapunec7854 1 point2 points ago

SUPER. SMALL. PENIS.

[–]Howard_Beale 1 point2 points ago

"Twelve yards long, two lanes wide, Sixty five tons of American pride!"

[–]Leopoldstach 1 point2 points ago

This is murricah! If you don't like it, you can get out!

[–]FukWad 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of Canada. This is very popular in Alberta.

[–]apullin 3 points4 points ago

It's not a production vehicle.

[–]poteaser 4 points5 points ago

It's an F650, been in production since 2000. This one has been customized of course, they don't normally make 6 door stretched limousines out of them. But the truck itself is a production vehicle.

[–]JimmyJamesincorp 1 point2 points ago

Why would anyone need this?

[–]aghellraiser 1 point2 points ago

It's almost always used as a commercial vehicle.

[–]idiogeckmatic 0 points1 point ago

I've seen quite a few F650 Tow Trucks

[–]You_Fucking_Idiots 2 points3 points ago

Because we can.

You jelly?

[–]GagNasty 1 point2 points ago

Merica

[–]Brudus 1 point2 points ago

But I need this to take my kids to football practice. I want my kids to be safe!

[–]keeok 1 point2 points ago

Idiocracy comes to mind.

[–]DIGGYRULES 1 point2 points ago

It looks like a display model at a car show rather than yet another negative commentary on American consumerism.

[–]Baroliche 2 points3 points ago

Because we can.

[–]mrburt 0 points1 point ago

oh-great! so there gonna make new trucks even smaller next year.

[–]pingthepong 0 points1 point ago

It's a promotional vehicle. It's used to get people to look at Ford or other "aftermarket" products. No one is commuting to work in these trucks.

[–]69crazybananas 0 points1 point ago

Not every American likes things like this.

[–]mrhumpty2010 0 points1 point ago

But here, those who don't like this type of thing don't try to make it illegal or tax it out of existance... though we're starting to.

[–]bubnbob 0 points1 point ago

This truck is actually on DuPont Registry. Here's its description:

2006 FORD F650.

This 6 door truck won Best of Show SEMA. Has been on several covers of magazines. 6 leather bucket seats with TVs in all. All seats are Air Ride with power lumbar and massagers. Build cost was more than 400K. 3,900 miles. Cat Motor and Allison Transmission. Amazing upgrades! Cruises at 80+ with a smooth one off air ride suspension. $175,000. (Search Deberti F650 online for more info)

[–]amoludare 0 points1 point ago

I can't hear you complaining from up here.

[–]GenuineTHF 0 points1 point ago

What we can't have fun every once and a while?!

[–]Zlikes5 0 points1 point ago

Eh it could be bigger

[–]ReflexEight 0 points1 point ago

Is this the F650?

[–]BrutusHFX 0 points1 point ago

Yup, that's the F650.

[–]RafaDelBarrio 0 points1 point ago

Now I know what I want for Christmas.

[–]IndigoBalls 0 points1 point ago

If I remember right they make some that run on diesel and get decent gas mileage, considering the fact that they literally have a fire truck engine.

[–]Knob-Gobbler 0 points1 point ago

[–]Mokinko 0 points1 point ago

Well I guess if you put a few chainsaws and turrets on it, it could be a good zombie apocalypse car.

[–]poopa_scoopa 0 points1 point ago

'muuurika!!!!

[–]KashLuchador 0 points1 point ago

not just 'Mericans but Texas-'Mericans

[–]Trent1373 0 points1 point ago

Aptly called, The Gas Guzzler. It probably uses as much gas as an oil tanker.

[–]The_Dreaded 1 point2 points ago

That would be correct.. considering neither run on GAS.

[–]verveinloveland 0 points1 point ago

what would Jesus Drive? I dunno, but it would seat at least 12

p.s. I ment Jesus from the Bible, not from the Garden

[–]sojywojum 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this truck parked in the handicapped spot at walmart.

[–]Burning_Kobun 0 points1 point ago

car companies like to go wild with one-offs at car shows

[–]erikgil 0 points1 point ago

I bet a Fiat 500 would fit in that. Possibly even the backseat.

[–]HighGinge 0 points1 point ago

Just because.. fuck you thats why!

[–]rawrc 0 points1 point ago

What? How do YOU get to the grocery store?

[–]stmillkcrate 0 points1 point ago

The dunkel industries truck makes that look like a smart car http://www.dunkelindustries.com/

[–]cdb03b 0 points1 point ago

WTF you thinking it is a normal vehicle.

[–]VikingSlayer 0 points1 point ago

This is the embodiment of wasted resources

[–]Jduga 0 points1 point ago

'MERICA

[–]frogbox 0 points1 point ago

[–]risen200 0 points1 point ago

Because 'murica. That's why

[–]FedexSentMeAHead 0 points1 point ago

You should start wondering if your daily driver is too big when you need to pull an air brake.

[–]pinguinxxx 0 points1 point ago

What?

[–]ICE417 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I hate us to sometimes.

[–]chaorace 0 points1 point ago

This is what we call the miniature model. They keep the ones big enough to crush a small family in the back.

[–]roblindsey1996 0 points1 point ago

9 mpg city/ 12 mpg highway.

[–]Animagrin 0 points1 point ago

[–]Derpina_Derpshire 0 points1 point ago

Ford F1 Suck It. An all new model of douchebaggery.

[–]Dev1lsAdv0kate 0 points1 point ago

Americaaaaaa, fuck yeah!

[–]mrsheikh 0 points1 point ago

Came to post this, left satisfied....

[–]marino1310 0 points1 point ago

This is a ford f-650 it's an industrial truck used to haul 10,000+ lbs of weight its sold by ford as only a cab, no trunk. This is an actual production car made by a swedish custom car company that sells for $110,000 they have dealers in Miami Florida, 2 spots in Germany , 1 i london england i believe, and 2 more in the rest of europe they do ship worldwide though and have advertisements in DuPont magazine frequently

[–]OrestesM[S] 0 points1 point ago

I say WTF but it would be fun to drive around for a day... even if it does use endangered snow leopards for fuel.

[–]Jeeman 0 points1 point ago

'merica

[–]Cuz_Im_TFK 0 points1 point ago

Oh SHIT! That's a F-650!! I can't belive it! Look at that truck y'all! It's a f-650! Oh boy is that thing sweet! Hey man, CHECK IT OUT! LOOK AT THAT TRUCK! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!

[–]vibrant_crab 0 points1 point ago

The only available treatment for concave cock syndrome.

[–]skyclown 0 points1 point ago

hahahahaha

[–]erikx213 -2 points-1 points ago

That's how we do stuff. Totally disproportionate and over the top.

[–]BeJeezus 11 points12 points ago

Erikx, one day I will show you Dubai.

[–]NiteShadeX2 0 points1 point ago

Dubai actually has massive slums. Its not all Las Vegas x100

[–]Bank_Gothic 1 point2 points ago

Las Vegas has slums.

[–]Fossafossa 2 points3 points ago

Vegas has Morlocks, a whole community that calls the storm sewers home.

[–]oONineOo 0 points1 point ago

Las Vegas has a large group of people that live in the sewers. Not 100% sure that this is true, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/2651937/The-people-living-in-drains-below-Las-Vegas.html

[–]Rapistsmurf 0 points1 point ago

“Steve and Kathryn can say they feel like they have a home. But when it pours down three inches of rain in two hours it’s clear it’s not a home. It’s a flood channel.”

Ya think?

[–]BeJeezus 0 points1 point ago

The slums are part of what make it Vegas x100, actually.

[–]Ikinhaszkarmakplx2 -3 points-2 points ago

Well, they gotta compensate for all their lost IQs somehow.

[–]mrhumpty2010 1 point2 points ago

How does one lose an IQ?

[–]drmrcaptkingpres -1 points0 points ago

whenever i see truck like this i think "redneck", call me racist but its the truth, and when i think redneck i only ever think of this man, also this comes to mind as well

[–]mrhumpty2010 1 point2 points ago

That's not being a racist. That's being a bigot.

[–]drmrcaptkingpres 0 points1 point ago

yay im excited to be part of such a diverse group

[–]MrMustard -1 points0 points ago

I've visited America and can confirm that everyone drives these .... EVERYONE!

[–]yosoymilk5 0 points1 point ago

I live in America, and I can confirm you're full of shit.

[–]MrMustard 0 points1 point ago

Really? I'm mean REALLY??? You don't all drive these? well blow me down with a feather.

It was a joke you mong.

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[–]brutalsun 3 points4 points ago

Like I said, those who believe this nonsense have a lack of length and girth themselves.

[–]mrhumpty2010 2 points3 points ago

Everybody who drives a smart car has a donkey cock eh?

[–]tcubed13 -2 points-1 points ago

"And I'm proud to be an american well atleast I know I'm free.....(don't know the rest of the words).... STAND UP! next to you and defend her still today! god bless merica"

[–]G1az3d -1 points0 points ago

Shaq has one of these because he is too damn big to fit in anything else.

http://i.imgur.com/QD41R.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/WSC0X.jpg

[–]xXZombieGamerXx -1 points0 points ago

As if were the only bad people in the world. Didn't France side with Hitler. Here's looking at you Germany and Austria (birth place of Hitler.) Don't get me started with communist China.

[–]masterbates 0 points1 point ago

France was invaded by Germany

[–]MistressMalevolentia -1 points0 points ago

Holy flying jesus, I want this. How to convince my boyfriend that it's reasonable for a 5'3 tall female... Pointers?

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[–]brutalsun 1 point2 points ago

And the people who believe this shit are feeble in the pants... jealous much?

[–]walshy420 -3 points-2 points ago

no, i would much rather drive my '95 Corolla than that monster

[–]Dev1lsAdv0kate 3 points4 points ago

Your efforts to hide your small penis are showing!

[–]brutalsun 0 points1 point ago

You're just proving my point, the folks that yell the loudest are the ones who have the actual problem.

[–]walshy420 0 points1 point ago

how am i proving your point? would you like to see my penis?

[–]brutalsun 0 points1 point ago

They don't make a microscope with a high enough magnification as loud as you're screaming pal... Just saying, you must be hung like a rotifera.

[–]walshy420 0 points1 point ago

oh god, you are just so witty. have my babies.

[–]brutalsun 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, you need a dick for that...

[–]walshy420 0 points1 point ago

how do you know so much about my anatomy? im shocked. and i was talking about you putting your monster cock in my vagina. thats it. and im done with arguing with a stranger on the internet about penises. goodbye and good luck with your inferiority complex

[–]CajunTurkey -2 points-1 points ago

Hencho en Mexico

[–]Howard_Beale 0 points1 point ago

  • Hecho

[–]l1thiumion -2 points-1 points ago

thisiswhyEuropemakesfunofus

[–]Patienceisavirtue1 -3 points-2 points ago

But the other day someone whining about people dropping their pick ups was an idiotic idea. Yeah this makes way more sense.

[–]cameltoad -3 points-2 points ago

WHOOOAAAA Non American person. Most of us like big trucks and shit like that, but not all of us think this shit is cool. Its a waste of time and money and the vast majority of us will never be able to enjoy such a thing. Please stop lumping us in with people like that. Thank you.

[–]addyteddy -4 points-3 points ago

small cock, big truck :)

[–]CarnivorousAvenger 0 points1 point ago

Prius, small cock, never get laid.

[–]Phaquebzech -5 points-4 points ago

SORRY ABOUT YOUR PENIS!!!!