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[–]Mcshivers 12 points13 points ago

[–]svodiwuejkxlkadfuiop 2 points3 points ago

Damn. Beat me to it.

[–]Mcshivers 0 points1 point ago

Bam!

Edit: Accidentally a word

[–]txapollo342 0 points1 point ago

Having to hear this all the time during his shift would be a hell for the driver.

[–]ThatFeel_IKnowIt 5 points6 points ago

If you're going to repost this, at least change the post title.

[–]Terminator_Se7en[S] -1 points0 points ago

I was not aware of this. I found it on FB and it was posted months ago. I laughed thought I'd share sorry. I think some people did not see it though so it's all in good fun, and the title just popped in my head..

[–]ThatFeel_IKnowIt 3 points4 points ago

I just spend too much time on Reddit. Not your fault.

[–]luke95836 -3 points-2 points ago

Yor a nice guy :)

[–]ITsmellsLIKEmordor 0 points1 point ago

*Yo'r

[–]OneBillion 0 points1 point ago

Yore

[–]MpegEVIL 0 points1 point ago

Number one rule of the internet: if it's more than four days old, it's been posted to reddit already.

[–]Im_probably_drunk -5 points-4 points ago

That's complete bullshit. Everything you post is a repost. You're user name is also shockingly similar to Se7en_Sinner who appears to be a group of fuck-tards just as pathetic as you.

Get a fucking life, idiot!

[–]Terminator_Se7en[S] 0 points1 point ago

Dude.. I am a new member, sorry. I am not who you think I am. I used to read only. Ive been posting recently. I will make sure my next post is not a repost. I am new to posting.

[–]immakillufoo 9 points10 points ago

I think this is also known as the Dominos effect.

[–]smooshie 1 point2 points ago

As pointed out by albertgrajera in the previous thread, this is in Spain, specifically Tarragona.

[–]Breathing_Balls 1 point2 points ago

Recycled Joke: just rang dominoes pizza and ordered a thin and crusty supreme. Diana ross turned up!

[–]platipress 1 point2 points ago

Domino's*

[–]nerdybynature 1 point2 points ago

So my friends and I have something called the CiCi's pizza effect, after the all you can eat pizza buffet. When you were younger CiCis pizza was the shit. Nothing was better. When we were kids we used to beg and plead our parents to go. Stuff our faces with pizza, bread sticks, chocalate pizza dough sticks and even salad. I mean my friend's and I would walk there and stay for hours on end just to see how much we could eat before they kicked us out.

I'm much older now and have recently wanted to relive that experience with my friends so we all went to get our grub on and play video games. We eat maybe 2 slices and it just didn't have the same taste. That shit is borderline gross. I mean for 5 bucks maybe it's tolerable but my pallette has changed so much and I've eaten so much good pizza over the years that CiCis pizza is the bottom barrel most heinous tasting pizza ever.

Thus concluding this story. When ever something in life is brought back up for nostalgic reason and it's just not the same as it once was we call it the CiCi's pizza effect.

Pointless story I know but I thought I'd share.

[–]nomalas 1 point2 points ago

Did this make anyone else think of the Ninja Turtles?

[–]butters_owns 2 points3 points ago

Came here to post this. Left happy. KENO!

[–]BanditoRojo 0 points1 point ago

The Dominos Motorcycle Gang is about to get violent.

[–]patinthehat4000 0 points1 point ago

the wind stole all the pizza!

[–]ProkopIndustries 0 points1 point ago

Isn't that a Jim Gaffigan joke?

[–]Stomo 0 points1 point ago

They get to ride....ON MOTORCYCLES?!?!

[–]Wonka_Vision 0 points1 point ago

Dominos in Europe is the WORST.

[–]skeeto111 0 points1 point ago

Spain

[–]Sweenunit 0 points1 point ago

I've never seen this pic before....

[–]Olenole 0 points1 point ago

I see a repost

[–]LightingEnvirons -2 points-1 points ago

It's funny because a "domino effect" usually refers to one effect causing another effect, akin to one domino falling and hitting another domino. However in this picture, some domino's scooters are laying down.

[–]DaftFred1153 1 point2 points ago

There's always one asshole who has to point out the joke to feel superior

[–]eleonard3012 0 points1 point ago

I will upvote you, because I also like to make jokes by explaining jokes but I am not proud.

[–]jaksajak -1 points0 points ago

I see what you did there

[–]jaksajak 0 points1 point ago

oops downvoted, didn't realize this was r/science

[–]Abysso -1 points0 points ago

Title is gold

[–]mavol -2 points-1 points ago

I think this would have been more humorous if it weren't titled. Just the picture, you know? Let us feel clever.