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[–]John_Barleycorn 117 points118 points ago

Definitely going to need to see some follow-up posts on this one.

[–]SoyBeanExplosion 13 points14 points ago

yeah that was lazy of me, that picture is overused. Sorry.

We are gonna need an update on this one though OP, this could be brilliant.

[–]DallasJones 12 points13 points ago

Words cannot describe how sick I am of this picture.

[–]thisusernameismeta 28 points29 points ago

I only got here after SoyBean edited his post, but I'm willing to bet money that it included a skeleton.

[–]DallasJones 6 points7 points ago

You would be correct. But he said sorry so I forgive him.

[–]c0c0nut_crab 57 points58 points ago

My most recent ex did something very similar. I slept in after wishing her luck on her "job search." Woke up a bit later, got on facebook, and was about to get a shower and closed the window. Right behind it was her yahoo open, with a chat with some guy she used to date.
What was really happening was that "looking for jobs" = banging an old, dirty lawyer in his office.

I was just a free babysitter for her 2 girls.

[–]Qreeuss 71 points72 points ago

Wow that really grinds my gears. I mean, are you kidding me? Yahoo?!

[–]theghostofme 21 points22 points ago

Some people have no shame.

[–]MidwestMilkfed 40 points41 points ago

Impressed that there was no profanity.

[–]ldpuffdaddy 13 points14 points ago

How responsible. Karma for that guy.

[–]rand486 25 points26 points ago

Girlfriend comes home, sees boyfriend: "Hi honey! Look who it is! My dad came for a surprise visit!"

Boyfriend: "Uh oh..."

[–]DiamondAge 27 points28 points ago

Oh even worse. Now she's cheating on her boyfriend with her dad?! That's just disgusting.

[–]amongstheliving 7 points8 points ago

incest is best.

[–]Labubs 4 points5 points ago

I think you mean wincest

[–]amongstheliving 1 point2 points ago

I was actually hoping someone would go "WINCEST" after I posted that

[–]Rtardedman 18 points19 points ago

Gets popcorn

[–]PIKACHU_WARRIOR 3 points4 points ago

[–]The_Holy_Bison 9 points10 points ago

I have a "friend" who still hasn't told her ex relatives in law that she is getting a divorce and doesn't even live with her husband anymore. Yesterday she posted about flirting with an older customer at work and she was going to dinner with him later that night. She's 22 and he was older than 60.

[–]SgtBaxter 4 points5 points ago

Jokes on her, us 41 year old guys aren't rich we just pretend to be to nail chicks half our age.

[–]rib-bit 22 points23 points ago

As a 44 year old, I approve this message

[–]moebiusuk 31 points32 points ago

Is anyone else annoyed that it says "..twice my age.." and not twice "..twice your age.."?

[–]p13rcingguru 43 points44 points ago

A little, but I can let it slide, because he was probably furious.

[–]twist3dl0gic 29 points30 points ago

If it's written from her perspective, as it seems scorned boyfriend was trying to do, she would say "he's twice my age".

[–]Brisco_County_III 6 points7 points ago

This way is more consistent, yep.

[–]midnighter916 8 points9 points ago

Well I would assume they are the same age.

[–]i_am_sad 1 point2 points ago

yes, but i realized the boyfriend was talking and it didn't bother me as much.

It still bothered me though.

[–]ninjanerdbgm 1 point2 points ago

In context, it should really be "twice his age" since the "boyfriend" is the subject.

[–]soykommander 1 point2 points ago

Yeah reading the stories everyone is posting makes me feel bad. We have all been in shitty places but let's be honest, this behavior just doesn't happen. You know when people are a certain way. People don't just wake up and develop shitty behavior.

[–]Bbdhrd626112 8 points9 points ago

Hahahaha I love it! Dumb broad

[–]benderunit9000 0 points1 point ago

LIKE

[–]Lynity -1 points0 points ago

Justice. Sweet, sweet justice.

[–]superkrispie 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking I was on Facebook and I was wishing there was a dislike button

[–]ramp_tram -3 points-2 points ago

Hmm, I think this is fake.

[–]intripletime 1 point2 points ago

Cool, I guess.

[–]Aeon_fuzz -1 points0 points ago

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[–]twisted107 78 points79 points ago

You dont date because you can`t get a girlfriend, thats why.

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[–]gingerbreadmanPK 17 points18 points ago

I think you're lost. /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu is that way.

Don't forget to submit a multipaneled ragecomic about you giving some kind of witty response to your mommy and being extremely proud about it.

[–]andified 5 points6 points ago

Don't be such an asshole, all I did was comment. And I wasn't trying to be badass either.

[–]Rainbow_Gamer 4 points5 points ago

The reason you're getting downvotes is because you are making generalizations about 50% of the population. Not all females do things like this. You're only 14, give it time. Most 14 year-old girls are horrible.

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[–]Rainbow_Gamer 4 points5 points ago

Yes, I know. How... how did you miss what I was saying?

You only have experience with teenage girls. Teenage girls are horrible. So, you believe all girls to be horrible.

I am telling you that not all girls are horrible, wait until you're older and around more mature people and you'll see that.

Is that easier to understand now?

[–]andified 2 points3 points ago

oh okay, I thought you were saying I was a girl, but now you cleared it up, I understand now. and just for the record, (no offence either) I have a couple of chick friends... and they are awesome... just saying. (but other then them... yeah they are all pretty bad)

[–]TyleReddit 3 points4 points ago

You're kind of dumb, and that's why you're getting downvotes.

[–]JELLY__FISTER 2 points3 points ago

We know

[–]ciberaj 1 point2 points ago

I hope you enjoy downvote rides.

[–]RIHCO -4 points-3 points ago

NEEDLE DICK

[–]Muthafuxajones 4 points5 points ago

Gaaatoraaaaade

[–]SheWasAHurricane -3 points-2 points ago

Is this really "facepalm" worthy?