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[–]ThisIsZach 250 points251 points ago

I -pfft- remember -pfft- that -pfft- episode -pffffffffffft-

[–]Releasethedreadknot 116 points117 points ago

I pffft don't pfft understand pffft your accent

[–]Thallenar 58 points59 points ago

You're welcome!

[–]coleosis1414 71 points72 points ago

OOOOOH pbbtbtbth why didn't you say so? pbtbbtbttbbth Next bus pbbtbbbtbth leaves in pbbtbtbtbbth five seconds.

[–]Reblejc 41 points42 points ago

up votes pfffft for everyone pfffft for making pfffft my day pfffft. Thank you

[–]Nickk_Jones 28 points29 points ago

Welcome pffft to pffft Rock pffft Bottom pffft.

Thank pffft you!

You're welcome!

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]whuppo99 10 points11 points ago

You can live a sad life watching SpongeBob?

[–]flangle1 3 points4 points ago

Could you feel the actual moment when the whimsy left your body?

Pfftft.

[–]TreeMiner 42 points43 points ago

Me -pfft- too.

[–]Bronchito 10 points11 points ago

psst.. can someone explain this to me

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

it's more pblltbbtftt, aka *raspberry

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

also called a linguolabial trill

[–]RavenoMail 19 points20 points ago

It's the episode where spongebob has to make the "pfft" sound between every syllable to communicate, when the dude with the balloon he used to get out actually spoke without the "pfft" sounds.

[–]Joseph445 11 points12 points ago

I can't -pfft- understand -pfft- your accent -pfft-

[–]RFswitchBlade 0 points1 point ago

Just watch the SpongeBob episode "Rock Bottom"

[–]boobatron 12 points13 points ago

such a scary episode.

[–]FishBonePendant 3 points4 points ago

I can't even tell which bathroom is which!!

[–]zoodiary8 6 points7 points ago

Big -pfft from here....

[–]jespergj 40 points41 points ago

[–]gumbogogo 1 point2 points ago

Also former posts on reddit.

[–]redrubynail 0 points1 point ago

Actually, he has a website. alltelleringet.com I love this guy's stuff.

I mean, come on. Who links to deviantart when there's something better.

[–]kookoo831[S] 1 point2 points ago

I actually just got it from an app on my iPod...

[–]KoreanTerran 58 points59 points ago

Glove World!

[–]Thallenar 56 points57 points ago

Ewwww!! Glove flavored!

[–]tlkuvic 13 points14 points ago

That's what she said!

[–]BurningMelon 100 points101 points ago

You are now in Leaving Bikini Bottom.

FTFY

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

Patrick says that, but that's not what the sign says...

[–]BurningMelon 4 points5 points ago

I figured that since the picture OP has is already at the drop off, it would be what Patrick said.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

fair enough, good sir, have an upvote.

[–]shall1313 34 points35 points ago

[–]wanderso24 17 points18 points ago

Andy Dick has been there for years.

[–]tFrench11 6 points7 points ago

BOOM!

[–]Fubfub55 46 points47 points ago

DONT WORRY SPONGEBOB IM COMIN BACK FOR YA

[–]orost 13 points14 points ago

I understand completely nothing about this picture.

[–]falcun[!] 4 points5 points ago

yeah, im lost.

[–]SparklesMakeMeHappy 3 points4 points ago

YOU GUYS NEVER HAD A CHILDHOOD

[–]fabulouszombie 0 points1 point ago

Spongebob is for adults.

[–]SparklesMakeMeHappy 7 points8 points ago

Spongebob is for all ages.

[–]fanboat 1 point2 points ago

Wasn't there a study not long ago about Spongebob adversely affecting minds in early development? I think it was an immediate effect, nothing proven about long-term harm or anything. To be safe I'd put it in a 5-and-up category, haha.

http://pediatrics.aappublications.org/content/early/2011/09/08/peds.2010-1919.full.pdf+html
Found the primary source, yay

[–]Ninjatertl 0 points1 point ago

yea, babies brains essentially turned on cruise control while watching spongebob.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

It's a norweigan artist called Erik Johansson who created this - he should get some credit. He is amazing by the way. Here is a link: http://erikjohanssonphoto.com/

[–]multiple_scorgasms 1 point2 points ago

This is better than the original post...

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

*Swedish

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Oops

[–]redrubynail 0 points1 point ago

Why did you think he was Norwegian?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

No idea. I just always mix up Swedish and Norwegians. (I'm Danish)

[–]redrubynail 0 points1 point ago

So racist! (I'm Norwegian)

[–]SoCalsfinest 26 points27 points ago

"In the future everything is chrome"

Wait, Im using Chrome. SPONGEBOB TELLS THE FUTURE

[–]BegginForBacon 16 points17 points ago

FFFFFFUTURE

FFFFFFUTURE

[–]HistoricPoop 48 points49 points ago

[–]ANerd22 3 points4 points ago

Its obviously shopped but it's still a neat picture

[–]EndlessMajority 5 points6 points ago

That episode was terrifying to me as a young child.

[–]jeremyrs 1 point2 points ago

This and the hash slinging slasher

[–]EndlessMajority 0 points1 point ago

Reading that name gave me chills. I still find it kind of creepy, particularly with Nosferatu at the end.

[–]jeremyrs 1 point2 points ago

It was the worst

[–]corvus_corone 1 point2 points ago

It just pissed me off. Why couldn't the bus just stop for more than a second?! God damn it, bus driver, do your job.

[–]sataysores 15 points16 points ago

Why does the fence have to continue through the vertical part; are they worried about people people plummeting to their death crossing over, or are they trying to keep out those people who may try and climb the wall and then the fence, as opposed to just climbing the fence?

[–]MostlyOrganic 59 points60 points ago

Pretty sure the pic's not real... plants don't grow sideways naturally.

[–]kookoo831[S] 26 points27 points ago

It's still kinda nifty, though.

[–]IDontShareMyUsername 16 points17 points ago

Nifty.

[–]halflifedarkness 8 points9 points ago

Nifty.

[–]thejmii 8 points9 points ago

Nifty.

[–]TheB1ade 7 points8 points ago

Nifty.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Nifty.org

[–]TheNerdWithNoName 18 points19 points ago

Because photoshop, that's why.

[–]Cynyr 0 points1 point ago

So people can get up and down the wall by climbing the fence.

[–]Ragnalypse -1 points0 points ago

This isn't real.

[–]4joediaz4 1 point2 points ago

How does one even take the picture from this angle is there just a really tall guy or maybe a floating man or jet pack maybe?

[–]Skazryk 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me of rendering issues in minecraft.

[–]BionicBeans 1 point2 points ago

Creepiest -pfft- episode -pffft- ever.

I still have nightmares.

[–]Exaskryz 5 points6 points ago

If that scares you, you missed out on this childhood favorite of mine:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx7vbsxbUq1qzvyfu.gif

Or, well, shit. You missed out on pretty much all of Courage the Cowardly Dog.

[–]stompythebeast 2 points3 points ago

Katz Motel...we never go to Katz Motel.

[–]Surely_Trustworthy 1 point2 points ago

fucking 1.8 world gen..

[–]tthoops1 1 point2 points ago

this looks a tad photoshopped

[–]Meaninglesskarma 1 point2 points ago

best title of the year

[–]BMGabe 3 points4 points ago

that actually made my heart skip for a quick second.

[–]FromaLand 1 point2 points ago

But sir, we need to get back to Bikini Bottom.

[–]NotSureIfGusta_ 1 point2 points ago

Pfft.

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[–]cheezewizz2000 10 points11 points ago

Came here to say that. Looks like a chunk error to me.

[–]PapaxWolf 0 points1 point ago

nah you can see the bottom and its not just an endless black hole, also I came to comments to say that this had to be made in Minecraft.

[–]cheezewizz2000 0 points1 point ago

I dunno, there's those errors where one chunk is higher than another for some reason, not just a world hole.

[–]Morisco 2 points3 points ago

I can't -pfft- understand you -pfft- accent. -PFFFFT-

[–]lazybutter 0 points1 point ago

Rock Bottom.

[–]lalondtm 0 points1 point ago

shopped like a mofo

[–]OGgarfield 0 points1 point ago

this is badass but definitely not real

[–]ZworzeNagger 0 points1 point ago

He be trippin

[–]jazzman97 0 points1 point ago

Now That We're Men!!!!

[–]jackrs 0 points1 point ago

Reminded me of an old ps1 game called 'Courier Crisis' that had vertical drops. Sadly there isn't a wiki' page for it, but there is this - http://uk.ign.com/games/courier-crisis/ps-2036

[–]greevitamin 0 points1 point ago

that was the creepiest episode. I watched it one time tripping and felt so trapped.

[–]agrodkiewicz 0 points1 point ago

It's shopped! you can tell by the pixels.

[–]nin_ninja 0 points1 point ago

Looks like someone forgot to dig up on an angle in mincraft.

[–]Lynch117 0 points1 point ago

I want to know whose idea it was to put the rope rails there, and who did it, and why the person who wanted it there thought it was a good idea.

[–]AetherAeternus 0 points1 point ago

You are now leaving Photoshop Island.

[–]Bronesby 0 points1 point ago

classlessly leaving out the original author, scumbag OP gg jespergj for posting the source

[–]Mrducktape 0 points1 point ago

You are now entering*

[–]LFcool 0 points1 point ago

I saw this in /r/wtf yeaterday?

[–]Redsoxfan60 0 points1 point ago

Oh the next bus for bikini bottom? It's actually leaving..right now!

[–]clonetrooper250 0 points1 point ago

I really want to know HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

[–]ShinyChuckles 0 points1 point ago

The Rock Bottom bus driver trolled Spongebob hard in that episode.

[–]Kpham6 0 points1 point ago

My goal is to learn a new instrument every 2 years.

[–]BigMax55 0 points1 point ago

Spongebob. Where's Leaving Bikini Bottom? The sign said you are now in Leaving Bikini Bottom.

[–]Probatus 0 points1 point ago

Pfft this pffft is pffft great pffft.

[–]DoobydoesJohn 0 points1 point ago

You are now in Leaving Bikini Bottom

[–]MattBootyBulan 0 points1 point ago

SPONGEBOB! THE BUS IS HERE!

[–]cuserjuicer 0 points1 point ago

This isn't your average bike riding...This is advanced bike riding.

[–]blore40 0 points1 point ago

Now if you had been riding a hula hoop, you wouldn't have to stop.

[–]fiestadelsalsa 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Minecraft.

[–]iagainsti 0 points1 point ago

This isn't just darkness. This is advanced darkness.

[–]Bradburn777 0 points1 point ago

Especially if it's goin' up at a ninety degree angle!

[–]let_them_burn 0 points1 point ago

I'm amazed that I remember this, and that so many others do as well.

[–]cjj2412 0 points1 point ago

I think he's on the wrong bus

[–]solblurgh 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Final Fantasy X

[–]krymourn5 -1 points0 points ago

Seriously, I saw this on Facebook a week ago.

[–]Rajschaudhry -1 points0 points ago

I've seen better reposts from a turkey sandwich.

[–]KangaJew -1 points0 points ago

This is a ridiculously obvious repost.

[–]stu_bradley -3 points-2 points ago

Re -pfft- post.

[–]DeadSpunK -3 points-2 points ago

Fantastic repost

[–]willigon1970 -3 points-2 points ago

i like sex