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[–]infernalspawnODOOM 808 points809 points ago

It's the deep throat thing, but I swear to god, right in the middle of the picture looks like a dude is peering through two of the girl's shoulders. Directly above yellow dress' head.

[–]tacojohn48 752 points753 points ago

I think we've just been conditioned to look for a black guys face in those types of pictures.

[–]lidster 284 points285 points ago

If it's not a black guy or a penis, I usually just close the page.

[–]nsfw_reddits_acc 225 points226 points ago

And if it's a black penis, fireworks go off in my room.

[–]ratajewie 125 points126 points ago

My process while looking: 1) check for secret black guy. 2) check for penis near one of the girls/on one of the girls. 3) check for weird face hiding between girls. 4) make sure it isn't a gif waiting to scare me. 5) give up hope. 6) somehow find out the answer.

[–]WalrusInMySheets 91 points92 points ago

You got it, but change 6) to "Check comments for answer"

[–]gethereddout 58 points59 points ago

I think you mean step 1

[–]webster21 8 points9 points ago

that would save time. i always fail and check the photo first

[–]UnfortunatelyMacabre 84 points85 points ago

number 4 is checking for gif? You're playing a dangerous game, my friend.

[–]delahole 10 points11 points ago

My sentiments exactly. That's step one. Always.

[–]ScottyDntKnow 1 point2 points ago

I am pretty sure you mean 1) Check to make sure it isn't a gif waiting to scare me.

I don't know about you but that is the first thing I do

[–]RafaDDM 1 point2 points ago

whenever it is a black penis, the cards on solitaire start popping out as if I had won.

[–]1sttymeredditguy 19 points20 points ago

That's my rule for everything

[–]Winkstur 4 points5 points ago

You are missing out on the fun!

[–]abledanger 5 points6 points ago

I was just coming to the comments to ask where the black guy was.

[–]mauut 2 points3 points ago

Like Stephen Colbert, I don't see race but if someone tells me there is a black guy in the middle of the photo of a deep throat competition, I believe them

[–]capncaveman 1 point2 points ago

Whew! I'm glad I am not the only one...

[–]armedwithturtles 60 points61 points ago

that's the first thing i saw and thought that was it

[–]infernalspawnODOOM 18 points19 points ago

Pretty fuckin' weird, right?

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

ENHANCE

[–]tigerslovecinnamon 37 points38 points ago

[–]Sandaholic 22 points23 points ago

WHAT... THE.... FUCK!

[–]jezza24 20 points21 points ago

[–]BananeneinkaufGmbH 2 points3 points ago

Pretty sure it's this guy

[–]brtlblayk 1 point2 points ago

Oh Slipknot!

[–]the_curious_muffin 21 points22 points ago

Well, they had to deep throat something...

[–]Kitsunami 16 points17 points ago

I read that as "deep thought" immediately, and spent the next 5 minutes incredibly frustrated.

[–]uofmike 6 points7 points ago

You and me... we're not so different

[–]drumstyx 32 points33 points ago

Shit Tyrone!

[–]captainjb 18 points19 points ago

Get it together!

[–]WAR_T0RN1226 12 points13 points ago

Holy shit that's terrifying

[–]redditor99161 14 points15 points ago

Looks like the Hulk

[–]infernalspawnODOOM 5 points6 points ago

Fun Fact: Hulk was originally gray (like in the picture).

[–]DylanX928 1 point2 points ago

False. The Hulk was originally Green. Joe Fixit however was originally gray.

[–]sumoboi[S] 39 points40 points ago

I see it now 0.0

[–]YouPickMyName 27 points28 points ago

Even op doesn't know?!

We're fucked

[–]duckstaped 5 points6 points ago

bricks were shat.

[–]SandNinjuh 4 points5 points ago

You're not alone. I seen the shit too. BURN IT.

[–]0takuSharkGuy 4 points5 points ago

I actually thought it was this

[–]sauce1323 8 points9 points ago

It does look like a face...

[–]TheFluxIsThis 6 points7 points ago

That is precisely what I thought it was.

[–]HOZZENATOR 5 points6 points ago

Now the fun part. Who do you guys think won?

My money is on the blue dress in middle.

[–]becksftw 2 points3 points ago

That's honestly what I thought it was, until I came to the comments section.

[–]eLeKicK 2 points3 points ago

I read that as "a dude is peeing through two of the girl's shoulders". Dissapointed.

[–]Sillylikeagoose 2 points3 points ago

Looks like the Hulk.

[–]spunyon 1 point2 points ago

Its Buckwheat...He was the perv of the gang.

[–]Klewtard 1 point2 points ago

Holy spoon table I thought it was the 'dude' between the girls until i read your comment

[–]anonymiscellaneous 1 point2 points ago

Oh god I thought it said deep thought... WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO!?

[–]sapo916 1 point2 points ago

You are lucky that wasn't a gif.

[–]BuuGz 1 point2 points ago

Ye that's ceepy i noticed that too lol, but anyone else can see another creepy dude hiding behind the girl with the blue dress, i see like 2 yelloish eyes @.@

[–]Krizly 1 point2 points ago

Pretty sure it's a reflection on a mirror looking out the door, so it's a guy peeping through a door, in the reflection of a mirror at a camera.

[–]Lynch117 1 point2 points ago

I thought that was it as well, so- WWOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!

[–]artist9120 1 point2 points ago

I saw that too! Kinda creepy, looks like a scary dead asian child to me.

[–]srd178 1 point2 points ago

it's a pygmy

[–]Andrew_mueller1019 1 point2 points ago

I did too that's what I thought it was

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

damnit, you caught me. I placed 2nd, by the way.

[–]amolad 1 point2 points ago

Looks like a creepy devil doll head or something.

And, in case you're wondering, I do NOT think that picture was the DT contest. Besides, I see no dildos.

[–]Rigga_Mortizz 1 point2 points ago

That's bigfoot

[–]i_like_cake897 1 point2 points ago

Looks kind of like a gorilla to me.

[–]MrsRatt 316 points317 points ago

For those looking for it "Deep throat competition" is on the board in back. My work is done.

[–]doctaballz 100 points101 points ago

I saw it, then immediately applied for that college..

[–]uk2knerf 78 points79 points ago

It's a private catholic college, but the girls are wild... True story.

Edi: Holy shit, I'm pretty sure I know the girl in the brown... OP, do you know these girls?

[–]KousKous 110 points111 points ago

My experiences have taught me that 'belongs to a Catholic student association' means 'knowledge of her personal life would set nice little old nuns on fire instantaneously'.

Needless to say, I wear my school's Catholics Association t-shirt a lot.

That's a lie. I should though.

That's wishful thinking. I never would.

That's painfully true. I'm drunk.

That's not a lie.

edit: hypothesis confirmed: one can indeed compress what would normally be a 4-6 post thread into a single comment for a ~20% boost. Tactic duly noted.

[–]uk2knerf 8 points9 points ago

Drunk is fun, and makes me believe you have a catholic school shirt more.

[–]BetterDrinkMy0wnPiss 2 points3 points ago

OP, do you know these girls?

It's a repost, OP does not know these girls.

[–]chelseagrin 20 points21 points ago

totally thought it said "deep thought"

[–]flinkazoid 10 points11 points ago

Who won?

[–]bitcheslovedroids 63 points64 points ago

We all did

[–]bowman088 2 points3 points ago

I would put my money on the blonde in the middle. It looks like she has had a lot of practice.

[–]Phoenix2288 7 points8 points ago

What about the scary partially-hidden face in the back middle?

[–]dougtehgreat 33 points34 points ago

...Transferring to Assumption College

[–]tripleplayj 22 points23 points ago

Because of the girls or to participate in the deep throat competition?

[–]BuckeyeSpringer 1 point2 points ago

Who's that going to make an ass out of?

[–]uncledrunk 1 point2 points ago

more like CONsumption College! REE-URR!

[–]G0rilla55 75 points76 points ago

I miss college... Am going to wank it and cry myself to sleep and then wake up early for work.

[–]fonseck 58 points59 points ago

Wow it took me while but now I see it, no duck face.

[–]Djdp24 13 points14 points ago

I bet there was a whole lot of suck face right after this picture, though.

[–]Loaderini 10 points11 points ago

i'd love to watch the gag reel

[–]Tlariv14 75 points76 points ago

A black guy... it's ALWAYs a black guy

[–]invalidusernamelol 28 points29 points ago

it says DEEP THROAT COMPETITION on the bulletin board

[–]89733 74 points75 points ago

So the black guy is behind the camera?

[–]bajablazer85 30 points31 points ago

In the doorway actually. Not kidding

[–]Howdy_McGee 16 points17 points ago

Yeah this is the first thing I saw. Then the Deep Throat Competition... What a lucky guy.

[–]CaptainTurtle 1 point2 points ago

Is that what that is? A black fella? Looks like a squirrel to me.

[–]Calvert4096 2 points3 points ago

The flow chart has failed us.

[–]iliketurtles2795 4 points5 points ago

a token black guy

[–]reposedhysteria 4 points5 points ago

Sadly, I first looked for a black guy as well.

[–]Cptn_Hook 9 points10 points ago

First I saw the terrifying, dark imp in the back room. Then I saw the "Deep Throat Competition" sign.

Now I'm scared and aroused, and I don't know what to do.

[–]ohhhfoshooo 1 point2 points ago

Well, judging from your name, I'd be very careful fapping.

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[–]cal679 1 point2 points ago

I thought the "when you see it" was that no one that age would be wearing a Frank Ramsey jersey.

[–]Gaelan_Starfire 6 points7 points ago

being from WPI this makes complete sense

[–]PLKnight 2 points3 points ago

Being from a WPI fraternity, this brings to mind stories.

[–]dieselmonkey 2 points3 points ago

Yeah it does. All the Assumption girls i knew were freaks. Great to bring to parties. God i miss WPI

[–]baseball00 12 points13 points ago

How do I apply to be one of the judges?!

[–]sataysores 5 points6 points ago

It doesn't matter if you didn't win, the point is you tried

[–]Shpongletron 6 points7 points ago

My sister just graduated from Assumption, I hope she didn't partake in this competition.

[–]Herr_God 1 point2 points ago

She did...

[–]phil8248 5 points6 points ago

Fuck you. I hate these. Except when I can quickly see what it is. Then I love them. But I can't tell what this one is. So fuck you.

[–]WUNDABAR 5 points6 points ago

I have been to this college and I can attest to this pictures legitimacy.

[–]PeteyPablos 6 points7 points ago

Its a Catholic college... Catholics are borderline alcoholic.

[–]willscy 4 points5 points ago

nothin borderline about it. we like our spirits, holy and otherwise.

[–]bajablazer85 8 points9 points ago

I accidentally found the unintended black guy.... http://imgur.com/tGJ8S

[–]filya 17 points18 points ago

[X] Black guy

[X] Scary ghost

[X] Dick

[X] Nip slip

[X] Cat

[Y] Something not really funny on the whiteboard

[–]mmee1992 6 points7 points ago

there is a black guy...you just have to look harder. (Above the girl in the yellow dress...abover her head.)

[–]filya 5 points6 points ago

ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]slow56k 14 points15 points ago

Shortage of f's; excess of u's...

[–]pelvicmomentum 3 points4 points ago

I wonder who won

[–]For_Science_ofcourse 3 points4 points ago

Well, who won?

[–]Bloody_Whombat 7 points8 points ago

Scanning. Scanning. Black guy? Nope. Black girl? Nope. Random guy? Nope. Penis? Nope. Ugly friend? Nope. I just don-- "deep throat competition" ohhhhhh

[–]beardpunch 8 points9 points ago

There is a black person, you just have to look harder.

[–]theytook-r-jobs 5 points6 points ago

I get the feeling your first and fourth thoughts will combine and show up later.

[–]nneighbour 2 points3 points ago

Am I the only one that hates these "when you see it..." photos? They are never particularly funny.

Just circle what you want me to look at and save me the 30 seconds of mild annoyance.

[–]MusicMagi 2 points3 points ago

Which one of them has the penis?

[–]rafmonster 2 points3 points ago

I want to go to there.

[–]Treva77 2 points3 points ago

I'm not as surprised by the title of their competition as I am at the fact that they apparently have a sponsor for it..

[–]pancakeluv42 2 points3 points ago

would this happen to be the assumption college in worcester massachusetts?

[–]SNORLAXisTOTORO 2 points3 points ago

Not one duck face? WHAT IS THIS

[–]ford360 2 points3 points ago

They all have the same smile. kind of creepy to me. lol what i saw anyway.

[–]I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD 5 points6 points ago

At first I thought it was that there was a scary face between chick 2 and chick 4. Kinda looks like a little gremlin.

[–]CapnChunk 2 points3 points ago

I'm on the same page as you.

[–]Surely_Trustworthy 7 points8 points ago

Alright, let's break this down. From left to right we have: Blonde #1, Brunette #1, Ginger, Blonde #2, Creepy Smile, Brunette #2, Blonde #3, Asian, Blonde #4, and Hispanic. So let's first eliminate some of the ones we know it can't be. Studies have shown that each ethnicity will stick to their own (whites will look for whites, asians for asians, etc) (Source: Freakonomics). If we are to follow modern stereotypes, we know that Asians lack in length and Hispanics, while average in length (maybe a little less) have more girth. So we can assume that the Asian and Hispanic have more experience with their respective races, and therefore would not be able to handle an XL, as it were. Next, we can clearly see that both bottled and canned beer are being served at this party. If we are to follow TV psychology, anything phallic is a substitute for a penis. So we can eliminate Blonde #2 and Blonde #3 as they are holding cans. While they may still be whores, they are probably not a fan of holding a penis in their hand. Next, we observe the gigantic smiles that reveal some giant chompers on Creepy Smile and Blonde #4. Evolution has taught us that all features are evolved for a reason. Big teeth would have been developed for large (or in this case, very girthy) specimens, showing the preference of their mothers. As the saying goes "like mother like daughter", so their preference would be girth over length. Once again, not very helpful in a Deep Throat Competition. This leaves us with Blonde #1, Brunette #1, Ginger, and Brunette #2. As we can see from the way Brunette #2 dresses, she clearly has put on her "No one is touching me tonight" dress, as shown by the obvious lack of cleavage and push-up bra. While it could be that she chose to dress conservative just tonight, you do not attend a "Deep Throat Competition" party dressed up like a nun. Similarly, as can be seen from Brunette #1's awkward smile, she doesn't look like she wants to be here. She was probably one of those friends that got dragged along to be the DD (designated driver you perverts). This leaves us with Blonde #1 and Ginger. Now you may lean towards the blonde as she is hotter so you would expect her to have more experience, but if you look at the way they are holding their beer bottles, the answer is blatantly clear. Blonde #1 is literally choking her beer bottle. Now ask yourself this, would you like someone to choke your penis? Like squeeze on it until it burst? I didn't think so. Whereas you can clearly see the Ginger has a loose, but firm grip on her beer bottle, showing she clearly knows what she's doing. So based on a process of elimination, as well as most likelihood of having given the most head. I posit that the Ginger is the reigning Deep Throat Champion.

[–]jjheiselman 1 point2 points ago

While I admire your analysis, I don't be that the third one from the right is Asian.

[–]AniceB 1 point2 points ago

Looks like the girl in the blue dress has a boner

[–]bassboard 1 point2 points ago

The one competition i missed...fuck it i'm going back to college

[–]MadNerd 1 point2 points ago

Oh damn, I was looking for one of these creeps

[–]KofOaks 1 point2 points ago

When you saw it.

2 years ago, and many times since.

[–]D-DayDodger 1 point2 points ago

What about that MOTHERFUCKING face in the back room?

[–]Layze 1 point2 points ago

These are my "where's Waldo" as an adult.

[–]conman_127 1 point2 points ago

Theres also a creepy little black kid in the back.. I think..

[–]thewineburglar 1 point2 points ago

Assumption College is a Catholic college in Worcester MA. Keeping it classy Catholics.

[–]TiePilot 1 point2 points ago

And we cant for get about Becker College. Home of the famous "Becker Pecker Wreckers" (nursing students)

Sometimes I miss Worcester, then again, no...

[–]metapickachu 1 point2 points ago

CELTICS!

[–]ErsatzCats 1 point2 points ago

I'm still pretty convinced that there's a black guy's head right above the girl with the yellow dress..

[–]Toxic__Avenger 1 point2 points ago

Maybe they were deep throating the black guy? That's probably why he's smiling

[–]AndTheTutones 1 point2 points ago

Is this the assumption in Louisville?

[–]Ragark 1 point2 points ago

Puke...? Nope. Penis...? Nope. Black person...? Nope. What's that board in back say? Oh, ooooh!

[–]WinterGryphon 1 point2 points ago

Yea, he said it was an experiment, to see if reposting comments works the same way as reposting links.

[–]JankBoy 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure the black guy is in the back room offering up the "supplies" for the deep throat competition...

[–]lilblake91 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for reminding me to masterbate before I go to sleep

[–]millenseed 1 point2 points ago

Came here for the "I was looking for the black guy" comments.

[–]Somekindafckedup 1 point2 points ago

Who won?

[–]catswindler 1 point2 points ago

Found the black guy

[–]bo87 1 point2 points ago

[–]cstwig 1 point2 points ago

Where is this picture from? I could swear I know the girl on the far left, and this would certainly be a change in personality from when I knew her in High School!

[–]poopdood42 1 point2 points ago

Ma, assumption college in Worcester

[–]skilledpringle 1 point2 points ago

DEEP THROAT!!!!!!!!!

[–]quantum-mechanic 1 point2 points ago

They are about to start a competition to see who can best leak information that can damage Obama's presidency.

[–]cheesiestcheese 1 point2 points ago

Re

[–]R0ckl0bster 1 point2 points ago

Is stuff like that for real?

[–]Epsilon123 1 point2 points ago

Oh there you are silly black guy.

[–]bigschmitt 1 point2 points ago

Downvoted for being obvious.

[–]TRAUMAjunkie 1 point2 points ago

I'm here for the competition, where do I sign up?

[–]bangupjobasusual 1 point2 points ago

I still don't see the black guy.

[–]jubbergun 1 point2 points ago

The Deep Throat Competition: The only sport where EVERYONE is a winner.

[–]D-Ack 1 point2 points ago

Dammit I spent the whole time looking for a black guy

[–]CountryPhi 1 point2 points ago

Is it bad that when I see something like this, I always look for the black person hidden in the picture?

[–]sfdmfcssfd 1 point2 points ago

OMG, this is so OLD! Wait, I see the black guy this time!

[–]maejesty 1 point2 points ago

This picture suck

[–]keeganadavis 1 point2 points ago

i give up, where's the black guy?

[–]SpywareAgen7 1 point2 points ago

Dad always told me to go to Assumption because it was practically in our backyard, should have definitely listened to him

[–]DrHorrible123 1 point2 points ago

Still looking for the black guy...

[–]xeonrage 1 point2 points ago

Oh, this again.

[–]12288 1 point2 points ago

Downvote for the title.

[–]LouSpudol 1 point2 points ago

Is this in Worcester MA? Assumption?

[–]ZAHANMA 1 point2 points ago

The only thing I see is a repost.

[–]OneCello 1 point2 points ago

Step 1: check for dick Step 2: check for black guy Step 3: check for sex stuff

[–]cmunerd 1 point2 points ago

I'm curious who sponsored it...

[–]Theunknownbilphist 1 point2 points ago

Who won?

[–]Sandvicheater 1 point2 points ago

Ah man I must be sub consciously racist cause I thought it was about the one non-white girl in the picture.

[–]thebigmacho 1 point2 points ago

Not a single black guy

[–]lastpagan 1 point2 points ago

There's no black guy there in this picture?!

[–]live3orfry 1 point2 points ago

When you see it... for the 100th time on reddit.

[–]Punkgoblin 1 point2 points ago

Always bet on the girl with the biggest nose, for some reason they are just better at going deep.

[–]Dapabald 1 point2 points ago

The girl in the middle is holding Busch Lite

[–]Switch_Monkey 1 point2 points ago

Blond chick in the middle, black eye?

[–]dailybunny 1 point2 points ago

Girl in the middle with the blue dress looks like Michael Cera

[–]CanadianEgg 1 point2 points ago

too easy

[–]scott226 1 point2 points ago

I spent the last 5 min looking for a black guy.

[–]dinogirl42 1 point2 points ago

Is it that one girl that looks like Michael Cera?

[–]Dohne 1 point2 points ago

so...any other pictures from this event?

[–]Alexpen126 1 point2 points ago

I've visited my friend once who goes to Assumption College, and I can vouch for the fact that they are champion deep throaters.

[–]cl301 1 point2 points ago

I want to be there...

[–]mphatik 1 point2 points ago

Winning!

[–]anxhelino1234 1 point2 points ago

Wow dude 0.0 ...deep

[–]BOMBNOM 1 point2 points ago

It's either the deep throat thing or the guy above the yellow dress.

[–]360walkaway 1 point2 points ago

Can I be a judge?

[–]IRSoup 1 point2 points ago

Where do the lackeys sign up?

[–]tauntsauce 1 point2 points ago

Where do I sign-up to judge that competition?

[–]stryker198 1 point2 points ago

I thought some of them looked familiar, I went to assumption and I'm pretty sure some of them were in the same graduating class as me

[–]Tonka_Tough 1 point2 points ago

Took me a min.

[–]ApatheticDrone 1 point2 points ago

Guys check out the ceiling, it looks like a face in the ventilation system or something.

[–]icescoop 1 point2 points ago

Wheres the black guy

[–]afternoon_man 1 point2 points ago

What's the gag?

[–]gleite 1 point2 points ago

Is that goofy creeping behind the brunette and blonde?

[–]bloody_oceon 1 point2 points ago

"... you'll wish you had been there"

[–]we_say_fuckthat 3 points4 points ago

OMG! THERE'S. NO. DUCK. FACE. ANYWHERE!!!!

[–]vassko77 1 point2 points ago

What time?

[–]chunky__dolphin 1 point2 points ago

I just lost my shit

[–]unverified_vagrants 1 point2 points ago

This picture is older than the internet. It predates duck face.