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[–]redddiiittt 96 points97 points ago

I THINK I FOUND THE....oh wait...there isn't any funny at all....

[–]snapplesauce123 0 points1 point ago

I think that he is makng a slight big deal of the subject.

[–]kingjbomb 47 points48 points ago

the only way this would be funny would be if clint himself were gay and changed his name to clint eatswood

[–]Ragnalypse 57 points58 points ago

This is r/funny, not r/atheism. Keep it to funny stuff.

[–]halibut14 8 points9 points ago

Unless he thinks that quote is a joke.

[–]nigganigga 11 points12 points ago

haha yes, this is definitely related to not believing in gods

[–]Ragnalypse 13 points14 points ago

What does not believing in gods have to do with r/atheism?

[–]MoontheLoon 4 points5 points ago

BURN!

[–]Tonooki 1 point2 points ago

He is implying that /r/atheism contains more pro-gay material than it does atheistic material, a common complaint/joke made about the subreddit.

[–]bromac 5 points6 points ago

There are homophobic atheists too.

[–]Grodek 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, but they usually don't care about marriage and just mindelessly hate.

[–]NamelessPurity -1 points0 points ago

What does that have to do with atheism?

[–]srigsby906 6 points7 points ago

It's funny cause I don't give a shit.

[–]IAmTheQ 6 points7 points ago

This shit aint funny.

[–]Tanglez 11 points12 points ago

I think r/atheism would appreciate you more.

[–]telemmaite 13 points14 points ago

Or, /r/lgbt

[–]TBrown18 1 point2 points ago

Or r/progressive

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[–]Tanglez 5 points6 points ago

So do I, but they would probably get more upvotes over there.

[–]TBrown18 0 points1 point ago

Not in the funny section. This shit ain't funny, it's political.

[–]sargent610 3 points4 points ago

"AND BUY CHRYSLER" *in raspy Clint Eastwood voice

[–]theduke37 1 point2 points ago

Yeah that's hilarious!

[–]bizak 3 points4 points ago

I support gay marriage but dont support reposts. Decisions, decisions...

[–]bizzyj93 2 points3 points ago

HAHAHAHAHA possibly the funniest thing I have seen on this subreddit so far...

[–]illuminerdi 0 points1 point ago

It's a lot funnier if you read it in your head in Clint's voice.

[–]mofontes 0 points1 point ago

"I've been called a lot of things, but never funny." -Walt Kowalski

[–]MachoNinja 0 points1 point ago

Upvote, yet wasn't funny.

I will follow you around and down Vote every thing else you comment or post for the next Month to make things right.

Yes my Life is that Meaningless, and yes I am that petty.

[–]iamatwork1331 0 points1 point ago

This is the wrong subreddit for this. However, Clint Eastwood is a fucking badass.

[–]fishebulb 0 points1 point ago

You are required to read it in his gritty voice.

[–]no1skaman 0 points1 point ago

This isn't funny.

[–]jascri 0 points1 point ago

Not funny....but totally...agree.....NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH MY VOTE!!!

[–]Mitz510 0 points1 point ago

DM;SI

[–]grrgirl 0 points1 point ago

[–]LouKang 0 points1 point ago

I agree. But this isn't funny. It doesn't belong here.

[–]leumas9 0 points1 point ago

This isn't funny. Why is it on r/funny when it simply isn't satirical in any way.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Geez anything he says is intimidating.

[–]Asdar 0 points1 point ago

I can't argue with this. I wouldn't want to argue with Clint Eastwood anyways.

[–]mc10232 0 points1 point ago

too many words!!!

[–]gettinhightakinrides 0 points1 point ago

NOOOT FUUNNNYYY!!!!!

[–]unicornon 0 points1 point ago

..why is Clint Eastwood talking about gay marriage?

[–]RagingCamps 0 points1 point ago

I know his daughter. My friend goes to school with her.

[–]floyd1989 0 points1 point ago

As much as I agree with this, there is not much resembling a valid argument in this statement. The fundies could just counter with "Silly homos, don't give me that gay crap!"

[–]chocofrog247 -1 points0 points ago

Repost

[–]OmegaVince -1 points0 points ago

i like the quote, but you put in the wrong subreddit. downvote.

[–]scottandjohn -1 points0 points ago

Clint Eastwood: You're an actor. Stop it.

[–]raskolnikov- -1 points0 points ago

How is it that the comments can be virtually unanimous in pointing out that this post doesn't belong in r/funny...but it's still chugging along with 690 upvotes?

[–]laceupp[S] -1 points0 points ago

Okay I get it, it's not funny. Reposted, thanks for the input.

[–]casmafen 0 points1 point ago

glad we could help

[–]kaiseresc -3 points-2 points ago

the funny thing is that he was an asshole!