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How I felt as a youth when I unintentionally popped a boner in public. (imgur.com)

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[–]Dovahkiin101 16 points17 points ago

Some days you just can't get rid of a boner.

[–]Trekker53 1 point2 points ago

I know dat feel bro

[–]The_MSPainter 0 points1 point ago

Have you tried flexing your muscles?

[–]jingerninja 0 points1 point ago

Bah I was hoping I'd find the actual line. Close enough. Here you go.

[–]Keyblade27 12 points13 points ago

Why does that bitch continue to walk towards the bomb with her baby.

[–]My_Eyes_Hurt 13 points14 points ago

"Gotta use my boner...Gotta use my boner... CAN'T USE IT ON THE NUNS!!!... gotta use my boner... gotta use my boner... hey a baby... SHIT CHRIS HANSEN... gotta use my boner... gotta use my boner..."

[–]secretlygaywalrus 6 points7 points ago

I have this movie.......Adam West.......Burt Ward

[–]Bridgemaster11 5 points6 points ago

Holy Gay Walrus Batman me too!

[–]penguinturtle11 2 points3 points ago

Holy Halloween. Same here guys

[–]ArtsyMNKid 2 points3 points ago

Except your boner will not explode in a fiery explosion that takes out you and the people in the general vicinity of you.

[–]I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD 19 points20 points ago

Speak for yourself.

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[–]Tiktaky 5 points6 points ago

I often wonder how cheap American underpants are, or if all of you just wear boxers. My partner just puts on briefs in the morning, and no matter how much I tease him, It will never show from under his jeans or cargo's.

Or maybe Americans just have 8 inch dicks.

[–]thatssorelevant 2 points3 points ago

Most men are taught that "tighty whities" are nerdy.... so most people wear boxers, until we learn to wear boxer briefs.

[–]Tiktaky 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was funny that In Australia, when we say "tighty wities" a lot of people think of Y-fronts.

Most Australian Breif and Boxer Breif companies are endorsed by athletes. From a female perspective, breifs and boxer breifs have a better chance of showing off and highlighting your assets

[–]thatssorelevant -4 points-3 points ago

And that's why I wear briefs. And I'm going to australia! Cause girls seem cooler there. (Fucking puritain america)

Oh and in response to way up there. The waistband trick definitely works. I also learned it early on.

[–]no_i_didnt_read_it 1 point2 points ago

A lot of people wear boxers for the better airflow. I don't know about where you live, but around here it's crazy hot & humid during the summer months. If you're not in air conditioning all day, wearing breifs is asking to get jock itch. It's not fun.

[–]giaENT 2 points3 points ago

Best scene ever

[–]wooitspat 1 point2 points ago

Like when he runs into the restaurant and EVERYONE is smoking and the room is filled with the smoke from the cigarettes and the bomb and then something about a "sky-writer missile"

[–]HerrKrinkle 2 points3 points ago

This is now officially my favorite gif of all times.

[–]zenosboy 2 points3 points ago

So he feels like batman? I'm cool with that.

[–]the_big-cheese 3 points4 points ago

Do you intentionally pop boners in public now?

[–]NikNik_McSneakerton 4 points5 points ago

As opposed to all those times you intentionally popped a boner

[–]Snarf_Blarf 1 point2 points ago

hahahaha do they ever go away!?

[–]Meatloaf1991 1 point2 points ago

Nananananananana

[–]thatssorelevant 1 point2 points ago

I love how comedic the batman show was. Now if you tried to make batman look that much like a fool you'd be punched in the junk.

[–]piinadao 1 point2 points ago

You ran around showing it off to people?

[–]360walkaway 1 point2 points ago

Two nuns and some lady with her kid in a stroller see Batman running around with a bomb about to explode, and they're calm as Hindu cows. What?

[–]Melachiah 4 points5 points ago

Junior year of highschool, I'm 16 and sitting in Trig. My teacher was an extremely attractive younger woman, mid 20s or so.

She hadn't been teaching very long and hadn't learned those important things like "If a male student doesn't want to come to the board, there's a reason."

She also seemed completely oblivious that she kept bending over in front of people, and tended to wear clothing that accentuated her assets.

She asked me to come solve a problem on the board. I said "No I'm good."

Her: "Melachiah come up to the board and solve this equation."

Me: "The Answer is insert answer here."

Her: "Okay that's great, now show everyone how you did that."

Me: "No really, I just don't want to get up."

Her: "And why is that?"

Me: "Are you sure you want me to answer that?"

Her: "Go for it."

Me: "Well the reason I'm not getting up is because I have a huge erection... Which to be honest is your fault. You keep bending over in front of me, and you have a really nice ass."

The whole room starts laughing... She has no idea what to say... Finally she blurts out "Go to the office!"

5 days of suspension, never got called to the board again, totally worth it.

[–]Politus 0 points1 point ago

I was living on a boat for the past two weeks with 7 other people. One morning, after sleeping on the couch in the common space, I wake up with the worst morning wood I've had in a year... and everyone on the boat except for two people is in the common space talking around me. I couldn't move. I was trapped. It was the worst feeling... and the boner wouldn't go away. Worse yet, my friend Goose saw and made knowing eye contact. I was at her mercy. It was sooooo awkward.

:(

[–]marcojr 0 points1 point ago

I like how the lady with the stroller just kept walking, like no big deal.

[–]dariuswolff 0 points1 point ago

I will give you the same advice I gave my son. Don't worry about it. If someone looks and enjoys what they see, great, if they look and do not enjoy the view, they should have been looking elsewhere. :D

[–]ThatFeel_IKnowIt 0 points1 point ago

When did bombs ever actually look like that?

[–]TheCosmicWhale -1 points0 points ago

You popped it? Like a pimple?

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