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[–]billgarmsarmy 8 points9 points ago

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first LOL of the day, good thing too. it's almost tomorrow.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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This is not r/funny for fucks sake.

[–]NotQuiteOnTopic 4 points5 points ago

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my puppies are soft.

[–]Calvin_Kim 0 points1 point ago

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The victim is unconscious. Now's your chance!

I am ashamed to say that I thought the next step would be borderline rape.

[–]wolfguardian72 0 points1 point ago

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This should be in r/funny, not here.

[–]uriststabbypants 0 points1 point ago

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I see the real derpy ass picture of these two in my lunch line everyday at school.. He's got some sort of weird pig mouth going on.

[–]paavopesusieni 0 points1 point ago

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You got to keep the nipples hard so he doesn't die to NIPPLE cancer

[–]specialgray 0 points1 point ago

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Love these.. does anyone have any more?

[–]BigJohnful -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm guessing you've never been put in the situation before. There is nothing funny about watching the love of your life die in front of you as you perform CPR.