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[–]Pedo_Spider 1 point2 points ago

"Worms!" while spaghetti is hanging out of your mouth

[–]uranus86[S] 0 points1 point ago

Speaking of spaghetti, I was eating some last week and my girlfriend decided to talk about her period and how she had to change her pads every hour or so cause her flow was super heavy. Yeah, i put my plate down and walked away.

[–]Pedo_Spider 0 points1 point ago

I saw this one girl drip her period juice in a bucket of worms once. Then the dog ate it and threw up shortly after. We were so grossed out we left it there. Not too long after we heard our elderly neighbor had slipped on a strange puddle of goo and broke his hip. Turns out this man was a sex offender and once word started to spread, some angry folks threw stones threw his hospital window and hit him in the head. He died shortly after. Lyk dis if u cry evry thyme.

[–]green_tito 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why but I could only hear this when i saw that head turn!

[–]SimilarImage 0 points1 point ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 month orangecrocodile My reaction when somebody says evolution isn't true /r/atheism 16 234
1 month 3210atown When you hear your ex is going to be there. here 17 543
6 months anonym0ose My reaction when a girl smiles at me. here 115 841

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