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[–]peacecake 47 points48 points ago

Why those two?

[–]ajwright486 24 points25 points ago

Agreed. I don't see the relation.

[–]skizfrenik_syco 15 points16 points ago

because people keep fixing them then reposting

[–]ajwright486 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I saw the previous two. So I guess it's a rebuttal? As in he didn't like those posts? Sorry if this is infuriating to someone, this just got way over my head.

[–]xnerdyxrealistx 22 points23 points ago

I've seen this .gif tons of times and I just now noticed the second "u" is his tooth.

[–]Hime_Takamura 3 points4 points ago

it has to be. there's only one "u" on a keyboard. I just realized that fact just now.

[–]aptadnauseum 2 points3 points ago

suddenclarityclarence.jpg

[–]StewieBanana 9 points10 points ago

What a groovy mutation.

[–]cockdragon 69 points70 points ago

Dude...just downvote..

[–]Whalerider725 45 points46 points ago

This message brought to you by cockdragon...

[–]alsorobots 6 points7 points ago

Long live the cockdragon...may he reign over all ages.

[–]NoXIII 3 points4 points ago

Upvote for making me do an awkward short burst-laugh in a quiet cafe.

[–]log_ladys_log 3 points4 points ago

i did it the second time i read the comment too.

[–]currentlydownvoted 7 points8 points ago

He doesn't really hate those things. This is the obligatory post that follows a trend of posts such as these ones. A few days ago it was peoples feet, a week ago it was who people wanted to star in the new playstation all star game. Everytime someone makes a post about how they don't care and it makes it to the front page, it's like guaranteed karma and people want that for some reason

[–]mypinkieinthedevil 6 points7 points ago

Can we add what the inside of your shower looks like to this as well?

[–]Dragunspecter 2 points3 points ago

Agreed

[–]Galifianafuck13 17 points18 points ago

i just get so sad cause thats Andy from Parks and Rec

[–]TimmyFTW 7 points8 points ago

But he totally deserved it in that movie...and probably any time during season 1 of parks and rec.

[–]camelCase47 0 points1 point ago

Wow. I just noticed.

[–]TheCynicalMe 4 points5 points ago

You seem like an angry person...

[–]louisclub 10 points11 points ago

why say fuckyou at someone for pointing out that jobs didnt invent the tablet PC ? its obvious enough that he didnt invent it. why do you care

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Because there was a constant stream of [FIXED] posts.

[–]Thydamine 2 points3 points ago

Sometimes, when I feel real low, I type [FIXED] into the new queue search. Browsing that makes me feel like a superior being.

[–]gonwi42 11 points12 points ago

wow man, you need Jesus in your life

[–]bestbeforeMar91 3 points4 points ago

...but then he'd be [FIXED]

[–]Kanonkula 8 points9 points ago

Jesus, man!

[–]TheRealMRichter 7 points8 points ago

[–]brohouzer 8 points9 points ago

I will never ever downvote this .gif. Ever.

[–]NonPermissive 2 points3 points ago

Good, this way I know who to blame when it gets upvoted to the front page twenty times a month two weeks from now.

[–]simbunch 1 point2 points ago

upvoted to the front page twenty times a month in two weeks.

Does not compute.

[–]NonPermissive 0 points1 point ago

Edited, hope that clears up any confusion.

[–]brohouzer 0 points1 point ago

You gave me a nice, authentic hearty laugh. Thank you for that.

[–]Tokugawa 4 points5 points ago

What is it from?

[–]YouPickMyName 16 points17 points ago

[–]Nightfalls 5 points6 points ago

Y'know, I've only seen the movie once, and I just don't remember that scene. I need to re-watch it sometime, just for that scene now.

[–]brohouzer 0 points1 point ago

It really is a great movie.

[–]Tokugawa 1 point2 points ago

Thought so. I don't know what it is about that style of cheesy movie, but it just grates on my nerves. I couldn't take more than the first 2 minutes.

[–]Basbhat 14 points15 points ago

You know every single one of my friends takes every chance they can to bad mouth that movie.

But I personally think its kinda funny. Its enjoyable for what it is. Not a thought provoking film.

[–]BongoDaMonkey 3 points4 points ago

Plus, tattoo'd Angelina Jolie with ass.

[–]AmantisAsoko 3 points4 points ago

I think it has incredible art direction, sometimes I can enjoy a movie with absolutely no intelligent content just based on its beautiful art direction. Like The Cell, or Suckerpunch

[–]magnetard 8 points9 points ago

I enjoyed Suckerpunch based on its beautiful women. Platinum blonde Emily Browning, man...

[–]GoldenSundown 2 points3 points ago

Everyone I know who's seen Suckerpunch hated it, but the girls, the girls! That and I enjoyed the movie for what it was; crazy story within story within story showing a traumatised girl's coping methods that was somewhat action based.

[–]Instantcretin 0 points1 point ago

All except the last 20 minutes.

[–]Stevedale -1 points0 points ago

It provoked thoughts of choking myself the fuck out so I didn't have to keep watching a shitty movie

[–]Commisioner_Freeman -4 points-3 points ago

It's decent if you haven't read the comic but if you have it's a fucking disgrace.

[–]GetHandsome 9 points10 points ago

The comic is typical Mark Millar masturbatory slop.

[–]kecou 1 point2 points ago

If you get a chance, read the graphic novel it is (loosely) based on. I enjoyed it a lot more.

[–]lockntwist 1 point2 points ago

...If you're ok with a guy being taught to rape random woman and kill cops for fun and being treated like a hero for it. It has some awesome moments, but it's definitely a Millar (read: very dark, which does NOT mean mature, not that that's necessarily a bad thing), and revels in how depraved it can be) work. I wouldn't suggest it to just anyone.

[–]kecou 1 point2 points ago

Yeah... its not really for the faint of heart. And thanks for the extra parenthesis, i was running low.

[–]lockntwist 1 point2 points ago

Do you need another opening one to match the closer?

[–]Commisioner_Freeman -1 points0 points ago

That's because Mark Millar is amazing.

[–]maddprof -1 points0 points ago

This scene added my "2nd action in a movie I've always wanted to do to someone (that wasn't from a porno)".

The other being the beatdown on a fax machine from Office Space. Which I've done. Many, many times. Copiers too!

[–]graceless95 1 point2 points ago

What is this from?

[–]aptadnauseum 1 point2 points ago

[–]graceless95 1 point2 points ago

Thanks

[–]aptadnauseum 0 points1 point ago

No problem.

[–]DizeazedFly 1 point2 points ago

I really wanted that movie to be better than it was

[–]FuckYoureShit 1 point2 points ago

I feel the same way about this post cocksucker.

[–]seanrm 1 point2 points ago

I think you have anger issues.

[–]YouPickMyName 4 points5 points ago

Indirectly helped this guy

[–]VulgarityEnsues 1 point2 points ago

I thought this was your reaction to someone walking through the airport w/ a tablet.

I'm going to pretend it is.

[–]Nuvoletta180 1 point2 points ago

Because they were successful posts?

[–]F18Dubbs 0 points1 point ago

And floods and mother fucking magic

[–]iRideBMX 0 points1 point ago

Now I need to watch this movie again ugh

[–]AlexanderDS 0 points1 point ago

I wish I could upvote this more then once.

[–]xinxai_the_white_guy 0 points1 point ago

Anyone know what movie/ tv show this is from?

[–]herr_schnurrbart 0 points1 point ago

Wanted

[–]JollyGreenMC 0 points1 point ago

What movie is this? It looks therapeutical.

[–]mcartz33 0 points1 point ago

Is this from a movie?

[–]Zbones1123 0 points1 point ago

What movie is this again??

[–]DidYouDid 0 points1 point ago

Wanted

[–]fluffybunnyofdoom 0 points1 point ago

'My reaction to "How I feel..."...'

We don't need to go deeper.

[–]theflyingdutchman59 0 points1 point ago

what is this from???

[–]bastardsnow 0 points1 point ago

good call bro.

[–]NonPermissive -2 points-1 points ago

Cool gif, the title is lacking.

[–]andrewsmith1986 -3 points-2 points ago

There is someone bitching about the origin of the tablet post in modmail.

I'll just post my responses.

What?

Who cares?

A. No, they wouldn't.

B. It's libel not slander

C. hahahahahhahahaha

Let them fume.

[–]ThePresident11 -1 points0 points ago

OP why? Why, OP? Why? Why? OP...OP...WHY??

[–]animal422 -1 points0 points ago

Why are there two u keys?

[–]WSR 2 points3 points ago

the second u is a bloody tooth not a key.

[–]animal422 0 points1 point ago

Oh... Duh. (insert facepalm)

[–]baronxs -1 points0 points ago

[–]MutantSharkPirate -1 points0 points ago

you mean your reaction to reddit.

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[–]jstafford1138 4 points5 points ago

The second "U" is the guys tooth