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[–]SilencehasFallen 41 points42 points ago

Who else sees Gir?

[–]Ranch3ro 4 points5 points ago

I saw blub blub blub blub.

[–]jlevil 0 points1 point ago

Ppp ppp ppp ppp ppp..

[–]Sacstic1314 2 points3 points ago

Doom doom doom doom doom do doomy doom!

[–]Ambush_24 3 points4 points ago

Ha, First thing I thought of :D

[–]telmesumpm 1 point2 points ago

Why is there bacon in the soooap?

[–]Sparkvoltage 0 points1 point ago

I see Snoo.

[–]jstev612 0 points1 point ago

gah, beat me to it. First thing I saw

[–]damien6669 0 points1 point ago

nope... strongsad on caffeine.

[–]sandym2000 5 points6 points ago

Omg this is creepy

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

Right. This again.

[–]len0re 6 points7 points ago

Did I miss the "repost week" memo or something?

[–]heatmiZ 3 points4 points ago

funny fucking creepy

[–]TimDave 5 points6 points ago

behbehbehbehbehbehbehbehbeh

[–]mikesername 1 point2 points ago

buhhbuhhbuhbububububbuhhbuhh

[–]Ikasatu 1 point2 points ago

"murdermurdermurdermurdermurdermurdermurdermurder"

[–]ThatFeel_IKnowIt 1 point2 points ago

repost repost repost repost

[–]dregle 1 point2 points ago

Looks like he just found out he's chicken period.

[–]TheRoyalSniper 1 point2 points ago

HA! its funny because it's a repost

[–]Ironsmith77 1 point2 points ago

memememememe

[–]pksquared 2 points3 points ago

Yes. Kind of like this? GI JOE!

[–]pksquared 0 points1 point ago

That is a most excellent thing you did!

[–]SillyNonsense 0 points1 point ago

I feel like he is saying, "beebee beeb beeb beeb beeb."

[–]Boobsnbutt 0 points1 point ago

It's even funnier if you're listening to a song with words

[–]BPN1993 0 points1 point ago

[–]moogoesthecat 0 points1 point ago

"All your base are belong to us."

[–]nomnomnomrarr 0 points1 point ago

yum

[–]Nerdy31415 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only person who finds this nightmare-ishly creepy?

[–]Fuzzywuzzy196 0 points1 point ago

@-@ Fucking creepy.

[–]damien6669 0 points1 point ago

Marzipan, marzipan!

Fruit salad, fruit salad. salad, salad. Salad as a rock!

[–]PNSNV 0 points1 point ago

You wanna make some wood-davers with me? I got pinecones, I got peanut butter! ...Marzipan, you gotta get on the train, get on the wood-davers train! Here goes the wood-davers train! It's takin' off! It's a new century!

[–]Dizfunky 0 points1 point ago

Rubber johnny?

[–]Clouirks 0 points1 point ago

I watched this more times through than I'd care to admit - and LOL'd the whole time. Have an upvote.

[–]K931SAR 0 points1 point ago

Oh, I am so creeped out right now...

[–]kmreid 0 points1 point ago

I hate this blasted thing. 0_0

[–]MMasterpasqua 0 points1 point ago

I have no idea why I upvoted. but I did.

[–]alsorobots 0 points1 point ago

Watch this .gif while listening to a Jay-Z track. It's mind-blowing.

[–]ShoreMarbles 0 points1 point ago

Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me

[–]Should_Be_Lurking 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a small child trying to hold back it's crying by saying, "Bu-bu bu bu but-bu bu but"

[–]SlainSorrow 0 points1 point ago

Meep meep! " What is it Beeker?"

[–]jabbaatheahutt 0 points1 point ago

Repost much???

[–]bakedNdelicious 0 points1 point ago

This freaked me out...... should be in /r/creepy!

[–]spicytim 0 points1 point ago

[–]end_guy 0 points1 point ago

This was funnier the first 3 times it was posted.

[–]Red23UK -1 points0 points ago

eggcellent!

[–]Sd56fan 1 point2 points ago

Speggtacular

[–]Red23UK -2 points-1 points ago

hey, we're getting downvoted! what shell we do?!

[–]Kazhawrylak 0 points1 point ago

I dunno guys, I think people grow tired of pun threads, we better split.

[–]dregle 0 points1 point ago

A banana pun in an egg forum? Have you cracked?

[–]Red23UK -2 points-1 points ago

I think he meant to say 'scramble'.

[–]Enjoyitbeforeitsover -1 points0 points ago

Don't worry I upvoted all of you guys, Ent here.

[–]fermatagirl -2 points-1 points ago

:D Fantastique! Do you mind if I cross-post this to /r/trees?

[–]fermatagirl 0 points1 point ago

Welp, I'm doing it anyways.