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[–]tiyr 26 points27 points ago

There is no way this was a realistic situation. The simple velocity on the projectiles to make both victims 'fly' a few feet as opposed to simply collapsing and face planting. These victims would drop more like a sack of potatoes.

[–]FireFight 8 points9 points ago

You see him jump back before the brick hits him.

[–]tiyr 2 points3 points ago

Absolutely!

[–]perverted_piglet 35 points36 points ago

[–]Password_is_DerpHerp 183 points184 points ago

This... this cannot be real... can it?!

[–]FireBrick 73 points74 points ago

I know I'm not the only one who wants to test your username...

[–]Appaloosa_Slim_Chode 35 points36 points ago

Confirmed.

[–]Password_is_DerpHerp 70 points71 points ago

I LOVE THE SPHINCTER

Now it is confirmed.

[–]Appaloosa_Slim_Chode 23 points24 points ago

Not sure what just happened

[–]Password_is_DerpHerp 45 points46 points ago

Your face just happened

[–]aaron_bit_7 25 points26 points ago

Yeah with a brick!

[–]Password_is_DerpDerp 6 points7 points ago

HAHAHAHA... goddamit. I got it wrong again.

[–]Password_is_DerpDerp 0 points1 point ago

Well this is boring.

[–]Password_is_DerpDerp -2 points-1 points ago

Thanks for the downvotes bitches!

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Password_is_DerpHerp 19 points20 points ago

Password_is_DerpHerp. Username is factual.

[–]Manlet 3 points4 points ago

Didn't work for me

[–]FluoCantus 10 points11 points ago

Some asshole changed the password.

[–]magus424 21 points22 points ago

which happens literally every time some idiot tries that gag...

[–]FluoCantus 20 points21 points ago

New password is Hunter2.

[–]Manlet 0 points1 point ago

That sucks

[–]thepasswordispants 12 points13 points ago

No one hijacks my account. :(

[–]thepasswordispants 10 points11 points ago

Wow...I'm surprised..It is pants

[–]thepasswordispants 13 points14 points ago

I can confirm this.

[–]thepasswordispants 12 points13 points ago

As can I.

[–]thepasswordispants 15 points16 points ago

guys stop

[–]thepasswordispants 16 points17 points ago

but wait

[–]thepasswordispants 20 points21 points ago

which one of us is the real thepasswordispants

[–]thepasswordispants 14 points15 points ago

I don't know. Probably me.

[–]thepasswordispants 3 points4 points ago

Enjoy your new subscriptions!

[–]thepasswordispants 4 points5 points ago

WOW!! It works!! Let's go get some karma!!

[–]thepasswordispants 7 points8 points ago

SPHINCTER SPELUNKER

[–]thepasswordispants -4 points-3 points ago

Circlejerk is that way ---> (See you there)

[–]thepasswordispants 5 points6 points ago

This feels dirty, like I'm wearing someone else's used underwear.

[–]PasswordisPants 0 points1 point ago

found a second account with the same password... downvote the others!!

[–]passwordispoopsicle -4 points-3 points ago

noone hijacks mine either

[–]passwordispoopsicle 0 points1 point ago

SIKE!

[–]JonathanWarner 1 point2 points ago

R/passwordisknown

[–]Password_is_DerpHerp 8 points9 points ago

Penis!

[–]dongpal 4 points5 points ago

I would call fake by the guy not turning around after hitting that girl with the rock. Simply because she MUST have made sounds / he must have heard something weird and turn around, but he didn't bother and continued to throw the next brick.

[–]Joevual 0 points1 point ago

It's possible that it was too dark to see. I think the other guy was standing watch.

[–]N8CCRG 9 points10 points ago

Don't worry. Not real.

[–]greensy 3 points4 points ago

Notice how the guy starts to fly backwards before the brick has rebounded

[–]Derpettia 6 points7 points ago

Someone changed your password.

[–]odd84 5 points6 points ago

Looks real to me. I watched a bum try to break a truck window with a brick outside my apartment for 10 minutes. He kept hurling it with all his strength and it would bounce back past his body every time. Made a hell of a lot of noise too, that glass really boomed when it got hit, but wouldn't break. It was like 5:30AM and I wanted to get back to sleep, so I called the cops and yelled out my window to stop tryin' to break in to the damned truck.

Philly. Happens every day.

[–]Intrepid00 4 points5 points ago

The fact they are "thrown" is the biggest giveaway. Now way does it have enough mass.

[–]misterschmoo 2 points3 points ago

He's throwing bricks at a perspex window, it's like throwing them at a really strong trampoline, there is plenty of mass there.

[–]solilut 0 points1 point ago

Most def a fake gif.. I dont think the force is strong enougt to throw him like that..

[–]Batman010 2 points3 points ago

It really depends upon the Jedi using the Force.

[–]ceandros 0 points1 point ago

You're my new troll account.

[–]tsuki_toh_hoshi 0 points1 point ago

I wish it was real, I found out recently that it is sadly not :( Its a commercial or something.

[–]1234blahblahblah 0 points1 point ago

It's not. Do their bodies, to you, really look like they're moving naturally? REALLY?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

It's legit, I remember seeing it on one of those 'dumbest criminal' shows a few years ago.

[–]kingboyy -1 points0 points ago

Straight from circkejerk

[–]ctoacsn -2 points-1 points ago

Cikerkerjirkr

[–]thepasswordispants -1 points0 points ago

I can attest to all you mother fucking titti ball wank suckers that the truth is in the name. <3

[–]hemingwayszombycorps 1 point2 points ago

Why does the phrase "mother fucking titti ball wank suckers" have me in tears(im also reading it in morgan freemans voice)?

[–]enjia2000 -1 points0 points ago

I remember seeing this on america's dumbest criminals. yes, it was real. The first guy who got knocked out was the lookout. =]

[–]willscy -2 points-1 points ago

maybe with laminated glass?

[–]impossiblyirrelevant 12 points13 points ago

[–]amotherfuckingbanana 1 point2 points ago

The fat kid getting hit in the face with the football and the toddler running his car into a patio table. Those two gifs I could watch for minutes and still find it just as hilarious as I did the first time I watched them.

edit: Holy shit, the kid getting crushed by that dad's ice block.

edit2: I can't figure out whether or not the bowling ball one is real.

[–]user_doesnt_exist 2 points3 points ago

The bowling ball one is real - the guy did an AMA on here a while ago as well. Kid was absolutely fine amazingly. I'll see if I can find the links.

[–]ProfessorD2 1 point2 points ago

Thanks. I was laughing, enjoying every .gif, then got to that one and actually felt a little sick.

Apparently I haven't spent enough time online. I still have a shred of soul left.

[–]Theotropho -1 points0 points ago

No links = kid died as I already knew.

[–]user_doesnt_exist 0 points1 point ago

Your logic is seriously broken. No links = I couldn't find it. If you can't find your keys do they cease to exist at all?

[–]Theotropho -1 points0 points ago

No, it means that on the internet proof or you're just making shit up. How the fuck do you not know this?

[–]Madpumpkin 0 points1 point ago

The bowling ball is worth seeing too.

[–]impressive 0 points1 point ago

The bowling ball has been discussed before, and the last thing I heard was that it was from a Russian commercial.

[–]Theotropho 1 point2 points ago

WTF. One of those is a kid getting killed by a bowling ball. Just WTF man.

[–]Lohengren 1 point2 points ago

Did he died?

[–]user_doesnt_exist 2 points3 points ago

The bowling ball one is real - the guy did an AMA on here a while ago as well. Kid was absolutely fine amazingly. I'll see if I can find the links.

[–]P2000Camaro 0 points1 point ago

How do you know he got killed..?

[–]Theotropho 0 points1 point ago

Because his head didn't slow the descent of the bowling ball one bit.

[–]bzzhuh 36 points37 points ago

I remember laughing my ass off at this. Everyone shut up and let the next generation enjoy classic internets.

[–]schoocher 43 points44 points ago

It's funny because of head trauma.

[–]TheSlovakWonder 0 points1 point ago

Head trauma never gets old...

Now what were we talking about?

[–]PolityAgent 1 point2 points ago

Gary Busey.

[–]Appaloosa_Slim_Chode 4 points5 points ago

[–]TheSlovakWonder 0 points1 point ago

Cool...and I wanted to sleep well tonight.

[–]Appaloosa_Slim_Chode 93 points94 points ago

The depressing thing about throwing bricks is that now matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as an indestructible window. I fought a window once. They're fucking relentless.

[–]Dymobe 47 points48 points ago

That was an interesting take on a Mitch Hedberg joke.

[–]furtiveraccoon 4 points5 points ago

They say one should never throw stones in a glass house. I propose an amendment: one should never throw stones in a glass house unless you're trapped in one

[–]Jimmenystrings 5 points6 points ago

And this wasn't even a take on a demetri Martin joke...it was one. Just without the additional punch lines.

[–]SharkRuxin 0 points1 point ago

Don't throw stones. That's just crappy behaviour.

[–]njuty 0 points1 point ago

And it's on fire.

[–]MindCorrupt 5 points6 points ago

Used to have an old bomb of a hilux ute for work, one time I had left the keys in the car and was late for an appointment I couldn't miss. So I decided i'd lob a brick through the window, now i'd never broken a window with a brick before and was excited at the imminent destruction, a little too excited because I threw it through the passenger window and it continued through the drivers side window too.

Glass...fucking...everywhere. On the plus side the car became a cube a month later anyway.

[–]fuegoador 10 points11 points ago

Old as the internet.

[–]manark 4 points5 points ago

I remember seeing this in a movie

[–]Insignificant_Being 3 points4 points ago

Interesting story time, my first on Reddit! Two of my friends were near a government building at park. They were just chilling when these two black guys come over and start talking to them. Out of nowhere, one of the guys shouts, "I MAKE MY OWN FUN TIME!" and threw a fucking brick into the window of the government building, everyone ran after that. This was also on the news a few days after.

[–]Theotropho 0 points1 point ago

You made up the part about friends and black dudes.

[–]Insignificant_Being 0 points1 point ago

Nope, I didn't.

[–]Theotropho 0 points1 point ago

LIAR

[–]hahahafr 10 points11 points ago

I was like, oh shit. Then I was like, OH SHIT.

[–]P10_WRC 6 points7 points ago

bricks will be shat?

[–]FocusOnThePie 1 point2 points ago

My reaction exactly. I made my mom watch in the taco bell drive thru.

[–]radiobaby 4 points5 points ago

I have a buddy who runs a little music studio, theres no signs or anything, and the door is bulletproof glass. They have cameras on the inside. Once a crackhead walked up with a big chunk of a cinderblock and did that exact same thing. From the camera at the door you see him trying to peek through the tinted glass, pick up the block, throw it, get knocked out and fall down ... fast forward an hour he slowly wakes up in a pool of his own blood and stumbles off. Good stuff.

[–]Theotropho 1 point2 points ago

You sure this individual was on crack?

[–]radiobaby 0 points1 point ago

I did not did take a blood and urine sample for toxicology, no. But a strung out looking dude in a shitty neighborhood in the middle of the night trying to break into what he thought was the back entrance to the pharmacy that shares a building with the studio.. well, crackhead seemed like a fair enough catch-all.

[–]Theotropho 0 points1 point ago

Probably a pill popper.

[–]always_sharts 0 points1 point ago

Video?

[–]radiobaby 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure he still has it, but it was several years ago. I'll check. If I find it i'll respond to this again with a link.

[–]always_sharts 0 points1 point ago

haha thanks, something like that could easily make front page. just put it on live leak, for some reason everything sketchy in the slightest is better there.

[–]HogeAK20 9 points10 points ago

Suck Brick Kid!

[–]nephilim52 2 points3 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qYbIGhgpzg

Funniest thing I'd heard in my whole life when I was 9 years old. Upvote for you.

[–]minodul 4 points5 points ago

This thing is so old .. I cant even think about a joke to make how old it is.

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 6 points7 points ago

It's so old... it's in black and white!

[–]Glazius 8 points9 points ago

Not real :/ but funny tough :)

[–]Bikenutt 1 point2 points ago

Old but still funny as hell.

[–]matt2884 1 point2 points ago

The sound FX sound like they are from stickdeath.com

[–]Zeke6785 1 point2 points ago

you sir just gave me something to do tonight...upvote for you.

[–]matt2884 0 points1 point ago

haha, I drop by that site every couple of years just to see if its still there.

[–]thepasswordispants 1 point2 points ago

Hi, welcome to fuck me silly.

[–]JTyler82 3 points4 points ago

This is kind of how I feel when Reddit over uses a meme.

[–]HarveySpecter 1 point2 points ago

Why does he have 2 bricks?

[–]Theotropho 3 points4 points ago

Because he's twice as prepared as you would have been.

[–]The_Yar -2 points-1 points ago

So old, so fake, etc.

[–]aaron_bit_7 16 points17 points ago

Hey... Shut up.

[–]veterejf 0 points1 point ago

That's instant fucking karma right there.

[–]AcmeKludgeLord 0 points1 point ago

Instant Karma: Just add brick!

[–]usedtowork 0 points1 point ago

this video is totally real

[–]lala989 0 points1 point ago

!!! 9/10, did not expect.

[–]robotunicornpunk 0 points1 point ago

a proper stoning...

[–]PsychoSquid 0 points1 point ago

Was not expecting him to throw another rock.

[–]CommondeNominator 0 points1 point ago

If only they made windshields out of the same glass ):

[–]miamiblaze 0 points1 point ago

he pulled a real life home alone 2

[–]Scapone22 0 points1 point ago

what movie is this from?

[–]PilotTheCannibal 0 points1 point ago

Lawsuit!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I'm not even joking, I'm listening to Bohemian Rhapsody and just as the brick hit the man (woman???) Freddy Murcury sang "Momma, just killed a man."

[–]Cry_Havok[!] 0 points1 point ago

real or not, I laughed till I cried.

[–]cthulhubert 0 points1 point ago

I think this is likely to be fake, but the way the two people "fly back" when hit by the bricks isn't why. The woman looks more like she staggers forward half a step before dropping. The man jumps back the instant before the brick hits him—which is utterly consistent with someone seeing an object flying directly at their face.

[–]silentkill144 0 points1 point ago

I didn't realize that I was on /r/WTF

[–]Stankyhanky1 0 points1 point ago

Lollololol WTF!?!

[–]ForgottenFork 0 points1 point ago

That Guy totally got stoned out of his mind.

[–]_IBM_ 0 points1 point ago

Nice.

[–]Headshot86 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]B12Mega 0 points1 point ago

...sufficient velocity, momentum, inertia, for morons.

[–]atwopiecepuzzle 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who saw this and was reminded of the scene in Flubber where the bowling ball and golf ball bounce and hit the two thugs?

[–]freedom_surfer 0 points1 point ago

If at first you don't succeed, try to fail again.

[–]razthecat 0 points1 point ago

shit is that real?

[–]j100irish 0 points1 point ago

Repost but up vote because it is funny as hell

[–]nallen31 0 points1 point ago

This actually made me laugh

[–]Epicasmatt 0 points1 point ago

I seriously laughed for like 5 min straight and had tears and my stomach muscles were killing me. Thank you LOL

[–]Vladu24 0 points1 point ago

Faker than your parents' love for you, or confirmed?

[–]Isthian 0 points1 point ago

Best gif ever.

[–]The_F_uckin_B_I -1 points0 points ago

fucking fake from ages ago.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

[–]RogerBoris 0 points1 point ago

so obvious a fake

[–]redditspice[!] 0 points1 point ago

fake fake is fake

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Fake or not, made me laugh.

[–]Saluki_nerd -1 points0 points ago

Used to work in construction, during college. We were scrapping out a house before demolition (tree had fallen on it). We got done in the evening and were bored. Decided to have some fun and break a window (just becuase it is one of those things you grow up being told not to do). So I throw a hammer at the window, the hammer bounces off. My friend does the same with a bigger hammer, and the hammer bounces off. These are single pane windows in a 50+ year old house, so to say we are confussed is an understatement. When then decide it is time for the big guns. We get the leather gloves, safety goggles and a sledge hammer, hit the thing at least 5 times each, still bounces like it is rubber. We give up, buddy takes a drink of water and offers me the other half. I wasn't thirsty so I throw the half empty watter bottle at the window. The window then explodes sending glass shards everywhere.

tl;dr: magic glass, checkmate atheists.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

This was posted to /r/funny like a month ago. It was voted to the front page then as well. Reddit has the memory of a retarded goldfish, and still upvotes the same garbage to the top. Have a downvote.

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[–]gee_what_isnt_taken 9 points10 points ago

As someone who doesn't spend every waking moment on Reddit, I appreciate reposts since in all likelihood I missed the original post.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

I spend every waking moment on Reddit and this is my first time seeing it.

[–]th3Finsher 2 points3 points ago

I agree with this sir, I have never seen this before and find hilarious!

[–]N8CCRG 3 points4 points ago

Can we get a gif of this but someone trying to throw downvotes instead of bricks?

[–]phliuy 0 points1 point ago

i would donate any number of upvotes to this cause

[–]LegendaryDaPig 1 point2 points ago

I pledge to give my only upvote to the cause.

[–]Fordged[S] 7 points8 points ago

No. No, please. Oh, god please... no :(

Can I make it up to you in some way? I'll do anything!

[–]xavier47 1 point2 points ago

you can make it up to us by googling "funny pictures" and then posting them

cuz if you found it using image search there is no way reddit has seen it yet

[–]Quantimanium -2 points-1 points ago

when i was in 5th grade, my dare officer told us a story almost exactly like this, you just made my life

[–]TheyreEatingHer -1 points0 points ago

Fake.

[–]revrend_ -1 points0 points ago

As fake as Kim Kardashian's IQ

[–]Sethkins -1 points0 points ago

Repost.

[–]forredditalone -2 points-1 points ago

c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER~

[–]Austin1227 -2 points-1 points ago

It only one brick to make that window drop...

[–]DoctorKeefe 0 points1 point ago

If I am going to put a "took" in there, is that a Sublime reference?

[–]silverence -2 points-1 points ago

I down vote this. As does Isaac Newton.

Unless, of course, that guy throwing those bricks happens the be the strongest person ever.