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[–]Overclock 273 points274 points ago

If you watch closely you might notice it's not really a cat at all.

[–]SpitefulMoose 61 points62 points ago

SUFFER NOT THE FURRY TO LIVE!!!

Oh wait, this isn't 4chan. Never mind, I'll be quiet now.

[–]milleribsen 29 points30 points ago

I think that's in the sixth chapter of Leviticus.

[–]pingas 9 points10 points ago

Oh wait, this isn't 4chan. Never mind, I'll be quiet now.

Yeah man we're totally superior to them.

[–]ONXwat 1 point2 points ago

HE WHO ALLOWS THE FURRY TO LIVE SHARES IN THE BURDEN OF ITS EXISTENCE

[–]pablothe 3 points4 points ago

Also not really a cop.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Canard427 1 point2 points ago

VCU security are cops.

[–]ebaley 0 points1 point ago

THIS IS NOT A CAT!

[–]Alfredo_BE 101 points102 points ago

Glad to see he has a sense of humour. Is that campus police btw?

[–]scienceisgayokay 71 points72 points ago

looks like VCU kinda to me..

[–]FalloutRip 50 points51 points ago

Because it is.

[–]AWWWYEAHHHH 39 points40 points ago

Confirmed. Virginia Commonwealth University Richmond, VA

[–]Party_Pinkie 25 points26 points ago

Go Rams!

[–]LoveOfProfit 12 points13 points ago

Oh shit, its my school and I didn't even notice. >.>

[–]Party_Pinkie 12 points13 points ago

Dude it's The Compass!!!

[–]calmlikewater 12 points13 points ago

if you clap while standing right at the center, you will hear a faint squeek. try it.

[–]NEEDS_MORE_GRAVY 5 points6 points ago

You hear a duck quack...not a squeek.

[–]Party_Pinkie -2 points-1 points ago

hahaha I had a friend fall for that once!

[–]otroquatrotipo 9 points10 points ago

It really happens. Stop doing it wrong.

[–]calmlikewater 5 points6 points ago

dude, I really hear it. Some people cant though. And it probably has to do with the weather, and other acoustic variables.

[–]CivilBrocedure 7 points8 points ago

Given the content of the gif, it's not surprising that it's VCU.

[–]qlstrange 11 points12 points ago

We're all a little off in Richmond.

[–]skysoar 2 points3 points ago

And we're damn proud of it. Sorta...

[–]feureau 5 points6 points ago

[–]ThunderOrb 2 points3 points ago

Watching his other videos. Hilarious guy.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

I attend VCU--

the cop from here ^

is the cop from here v

http://wvcw.org/wvcw-shows-2/wvcw-music/classic-carpet-ride/

[–]tinfins 10 points11 points ago

Humors college students and loves Iron Maiden? This guy is the hero campus deserves.

[–]EntertainmentManager 2 points3 points ago

Batman unmasked!?

[–]skysoar 0 points1 point ago

Yeah man, I go to VCU and this cop is definitely a cool guy.

[–]Randon_Ratings 39 points40 points ago

A nice cop and a person pretending to be a cat? This is by far the most entertaining gif I have seen lately.

10/10

[–]Graptoi 34 points35 points ago

Usually the cops are much less cool about catching people on acid

[–]Insignificant_Being 4 points5 points ago

My thoughts exactly. Welcome to 2012, I guess..

[–]reeniereenie 4 points5 points ago

Nah, just Richmond.

[–]ScarlettTakesATumble 0 points1 point ago

I'd say it's fraternity hazing.

[–]howardsostrich 5 points6 points ago

It's actually just some guy with a YouTube Channel.

[–]thejoewoods 11 points12 points ago

[–]Admiral_Waffles 17 points18 points ago

Virginia Commonwealth University.

[–]feureau 1 point2 points ago

Is wealth really that common over there?

[–]Silentplatypus 6 points7 points ago

Gotta love VCU :D

[–]andrewsmith1986 30 points31 points ago

ABUSEEEEEE

/r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut

/sarcasm

[–]mtme 10 points11 points ago

Stop resisting! Stop resisting!

[–]IIoWoII 6 points7 points ago

TASER! TASER! TASER!

[–]meatsbeat 7 points8 points ago

He's licking a gun. Shoot him!

[–]PNergit 5 points6 points ago

That same cop runs a radio show dedicated to metal music, on which he goes by the name DJ 5-0!

LEGGO RAMS

[–]frutabega 4 points5 points ago

VCU?

[–]deadrobot 2 points3 points ago

Hah, the Compass at VCU. That cop's always awesome.

[–]Colecoman1982 12 points13 points ago

I would have been funnier if he had sprayed him with a spray bottle filled with water until he left the courtyard.

[–]Insignificant_Being 1 point2 points ago

Cause kittens hate water!

[–]Ras_H_Tafari 15 points16 points ago

I have the weirdest boner right now

[–]BloodshotHippy 14 points15 points ago

Put it away

[–]Ras_H_Tafari 4 points5 points ago

that was fast

[–]BloodshotHippy 3 points4 points ago

Quicky?

[–]howardsostrich 6 points7 points ago

Upvotes for ALL the people who mention VCU (the school I go to).

[–]skysoar 0 points1 point ago

RES Tagged you as a fellow Ram

[–]StuckeyMurdog 2 points3 points ago

Aw shit is that DJ 5-0?

[–]skysoar 0 points1 point ago

Aw yeah it is.

[–]Velirno 9 points10 points ago

And the furry convention would have to be done by now for me to get this idea...

[–]InMythxGodIsForce 3 points4 points ago

Ha VCU! i goes there! and know who both of those people are......

[–]mrforrest 4 points5 points ago

What if this cop wasn't being playful or nice at all, but had noticed the camera and was trying to send a message. Maybe his family is held hostage and he needs to save them, but if he involves the police they criminals will kill his family. So he saw this furry and his camera and realized that this might just be seen on the internet. Maybe his old partner from his undercover days will see it. And maybe, just maybe, the code for 'need assistance' in an undercover situation was 'kitten.'

Reddit, I hope this man and his family are alright, and I shall not sleep until I find the men responsible.

[–]aliencat1001 0 points1 point ago

So if the family isn't held hostage do you just stop sleeping?

[–]mrforrest 1 point2 points ago

Obviously.

[–]ScarlettTakesATumble 1 point2 points ago

Cops like to get a little pussy too.

[–]Listen2musicok 1 point2 points ago

The image in my mind was a little bit different.

[–]Happyfoxkid 1 point2 points ago

Lawl nice cop, that kid dressed as a cat has some guts

[–]mstrmatt 1 point2 points ago

This was taken at VCU as part of a video the cat-kid was making. Cop walking by and petting him was completely random, unscripted. The cop does do a metal and oldies rock radio show at the school so that may explain his attitude towards seeing a cat child and just petting him and moving on.

[–]BunkeredFaun 1 point2 points ago

Knowing the world today, he's probably gonna sell for police brutality...

[–]kumiredruid 1 point2 points ago

I'm so confused. What did I just watch?

[–]mmmmmkay 33 points34 points ago

A kid named Sidney from VCU has a youtube channel where he decides he wants to "be something" one day and then he goes around campus being silly and/or annoying for humor's sake. This time he dressed up like a cat and I guess our campus police have a sense of humor.

[–]kumiredruid 26 points27 points ago

Or an undisclosed fetish.

[–]whatwouldscoobydo 3 points4 points ago

Doesn't have to be a fetish- you can just be a furry for fun. :3

[–]kumiredruid -3 points-2 points ago

How? Last I knew, being a furry was squarely in the realm of "fetish".

[–]CrypticRanger 6 points7 points ago

A furry is a person who is a fan of anthropomorphic animals. In any kind of fandom, such as Star Wars and My Little Pony, there will be porn and sexual themes. Many parts of the furry fandom is fetishized, but not all of it. There are many furry artists and fursuiters who stay away from the sexual themes because they aren't as into it as some other furries.

[–]CATSCEO2[!] 0 points1 point ago

I have not seen Star Wars porn/fetish items as much as I have seen furry porn/fetish items.

In fact, I have never seen furry anything that wasn't of a sexual nature, or had an underlying sexual nature.

[–]CrypticRanger 0 points1 point ago

There are furry artists that do nothing, but clean, nonsexual art; though there are some that do both.

Here are some really good furry artists that don't do much porn art (don't worry about seeing something dirty, the site filters out adult work by default):

Alectorfencer

Coyox

Silverfox5213

SilverDeni

bloodshot23

These are just a few of my favorites, but there are many artists who do mainly clean work. You see the porn most often because, I'll admit, there's a lot of it. Many artists do adult work because it is very popular and can get you a good amount of cash if you're a good artist that doesn't mind drawing that stuff.

[–]Rayston 0 points1 point ago

Girls with catgirl ears at cons?

[–]CATSCEO2[!] 1 point2 points ago

Girls with cat girl ears don't really count as furry, the full body suit/mask kinda deal is what I'm talking about. My GF does the cat thing at cons, and she doesn't look at anything furry.

[–]whatwouldscoobydo 1 point2 points ago

Being one myself, I can say that there are a lot of people in the fandom who don't identify as furry being a or one of their fetishes- just an interest or hobby.

For a lot of furs I've met, it's just a fun thing to do. The art (which is not mostly porn, contrary to popular belief) is pretty cool. The people are super-friendly. I go to conventions to get drunk and party with really cool soft people. There are people who attach it to sexual things (a whole variety of things, really. The popular belief is the whole 'sex in fursuits' thing which is actually very looked down upon and made fun of.) but they keep it to themselves. I've always just had fun with it.

[–]NeedsAGoodUsername 0 points1 point ago

As a furry myself, I'm going to have to disagree with you on the porn thing. About half is porn half is not.

[–]whatwouldscoobydo 0 points1 point ago

I think everyone has different friends, different interests. I won't say I dislike furry porn, it's just not the main reason I go to conventions and what not. I also think you can like / enjoy / prefer furry porn and not identify as it being a "fetish"- but I think that's just semantics, and perhaps not worth arguing. Haha.

[–]NeedsAGoodUsername 0 points1 point ago

I'm not arguing about what is a fetish and if it's bad or not. I'm just disagreeing with you on the level of furry content is porn. From what I've seen, about half the art created is porn.

[–]whatwouldscoobydo 0 points1 point ago

Ahhh. I see. Have you been to conventions? I've found that yes, even though there is porn, that's not what the majority of artist content is.

[–]Xzenfar 2 points3 points ago

Nope, the furry fandom isn't a fetish.

[–]akaLokii 0 points1 point ago

All thumbs are fingers but not all fingers are thumbs.

[–]danger_erin 1 point2 points ago

this is my co-worker lolololol

[–]Insignificant_Being 1 point2 points ago

Any proof?

[–]ibanez5150 3 points4 points ago

He obviously knows the guy's name is "lolololol". Seems legit.

[–]skysoar 0 points1 point ago

Do you work at Chili's?

[–]A_Chewy_Lemon 0 points1 point ago

I could have sworn that I had accidentally subscribed to the furry subreddit.

[–]afsracer 2 points3 points ago

so much creepier than i thought that was gonna be...

[–]manderso 0 points1 point ago

That video is uncomfortable to watch.

[–]meatywood 0 points1 point ago

I like it when guys are rough and tough and take the time out to pet a kitty.

[–]Kotorou 0 points1 point ago

The guy in the background who stops and watches looks strangely like Skrillex.

[–]barnfry 0 points1 point ago

My favorite part is how the cop very carefully avoids stepping on the cracks in the sidewalk.

[–]Pulpedyams 0 points1 point ago

Hawt.

[–]nucco 0 points1 point ago

I can't help but think there is something weird happening with the cops legs. Maybe it's just the black pants.

[–]Smoothee 0 points1 point ago

No way. I know this guy. We go to Virginia Commonwealth University together. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G5gZ1f20dk is the full video

[–]Russia_Chell 0 points1 point ago

Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?

[–]Jeev3s 0 points1 point ago

I'm proud to say that I can call that cat my friend.

[–]Atomisk 0 points1 point ago

OP, do you know where this gif is from? I think I might be on the campus of my school...

[–]TheArcheryPrincess 0 points1 point ago

Hahah the guy was like "Wtf no come back and scratch some more."

[–]lichtdwarf 0 points1 point ago

it took me awhile to understand the whole situation and now i find that guard hilarious!

[–]ExodusRex 0 points1 point ago

U just got frisked. YEEahhhhhh!

[–]FilmsAboutGhosts 0 points1 point ago

ugh, VCU at it's finest.

[–]Bunbury42 0 points1 point ago

VCU at its finest would be if that guy was a hipster.

Or running into you on his bike.

[–]FilmsAboutGhosts 1 point2 points ago

on his tall bike.

[–]BlizzardFarce 0 points1 point ago

Just reading the title, I did not expect what I found inside.

[–]SuggestiveMaterial 0 points1 point ago

I LOVE IT!

[–]mexicouldnt 0 points1 point ago

Oh hey, das my school.

[–]A_Wild_Missingno -2 points-1 points ago

WOAH! That cat fucking assaulted that cop with physical violence! Did anybody else see that? Tase him!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

haha that's why this is in r/funny