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[–]GeneralWarts 359 points360 points ago

Original Video

In case anyone couldn't tell only one of those cars is real, the rest were added for effect.

Edit: Grammar

[–]Cozmo23 337 points338 points ago

I like to believe the video edited out all the cars from the gif.

[–]NotHerbert 28 points29 points ago

I can't get over how well produced this gif. was. I'm also drunk.

[–]daskrip 8 points9 points ago

and on a phone

[–]mrandersen 2 points3 points ago

I know, I can't take my eyes off it... loops incredibly well :O

[–]Uncle_Sammy 173 points174 points ago

That's a pretty solid photoshop job. I had no idea.

[–]powerdeamon 74 points75 points ago

I was suspicious after noting all the cars looks exactly the same, the tail lights are what clued me in.

[–]GeneralWarts 73 points74 points ago

Watch the guy.. especially on the last car, he has no reaction to it. He's actually cleaning mud off his shoe or something as it drives by.

[–]ghatid 201 points202 points ago

That's only because he got so used to getting almost run over by cars that by the 4th car, he's like, "meh".

[–]YouPickMyName 46 points47 points ago

FUCK! Fuck, woah, meh

[–]darktemplardude 14 points15 points ago

It's gotta get old at some point right?

[–]this_sort_of_thing 0 points1 point ago

My exact thoughts

[–]rchsun 20 points21 points ago

Also, the last car runs over the bumper... or rather... "hovers" over it.

[–]Mileskitsune 0 points1 point ago

also, the last car drives past where the wall is.

[–]windmillofdoom 14 points15 points ago

He is actually reaching down to hold his wound. If you watch the first car the open door knock into his ankle as it passes by. Luckily that is the only injury he received. In the original video you can see him try to play it off.

[–]letsgetdisco 8 points9 points ago

I thought he was just being a massive badass.

[–]ROFLance 5 points6 points ago

At first, I thought he was like, "This next car's gonna clip my knee... lemme just pull that outta the way... and.. shit, here come more cars."

[–]Khalku 2 points3 points ago

And the debris doesn't move.

[–]wildo421 1 point2 points ago

I highly doubt that is mud.

[–]camerawn 22 points23 points ago

In Russia, everybody drive same car!

[–]Uncreativity_Alarm 16 points17 points ago

BEEP.

[–]Dr_Jackson 2 points3 points ago

You've got a lot of work a head of you on this site.

[–]socceroyal 4 points5 points ago

I only knew because I had seen the original before

[–]Khalku 1 point2 points ago

Last car gave it away, the debris doesn't move at all.

[–]BernzSed 1 point2 points ago

It's because it's a GIF. Any evidence that it's fake just blends right in with the rest of the artifacts. Yet another reason not to use GIF's.

[–]ducttapedude 2 points3 points ago

To be fair it's a little harder to notice when the image is in 256 colors and an entire 155px tall.

[–]fractalife 9 points10 points ago

256? Shades of grey maybe.

[–]wizzardo 1 point2 points ago

That book would be five times (+6) dirtier.

[–]No_Hetero 0 points1 point ago

I think the little pole on the floor disappearing and reappearing gave it away for me

[–]oa5is 28 points29 points ago

Damn... I fell for it

[–]g0_west 6 points7 points ago

Uploaded by RussiaToday

Sounds about right.

[–]lunyboy 9 points10 points ago

So it IS like being asked "relationship questions," only one real bullet to dodge and several imaginary ones?

[–]SweetNeo85 7 points8 points ago

He's walking funny afterwards from all the shit in his pants.

[–]EditingAndLayout 23 points24 points ago

You're a fun sucker.

[–]Breathing_Balls 39 points40 points ago

Better than being a sun fucker 'suppose.

[–]Moikle 14 points15 points ago

your penis would evaporate before you got close to it.

[–]Forever_Awkward 29 points30 points ago

Maybe your penis would..

[–]poobly 6 points7 points ago

Touché.

[–]YouPickMyName 3 points4 points ago

Our arrows bodily fluids will blot out the sun

[–]DinoBenn 4 points5 points ago

Then we will fight in the shade shame!

[–]YouPickMyName 2 points3 points ago

*This is Sparta an XXX parody!

[–]HighSalinity 1 point2 points ago

Doesn't matter, had sex

[–]Fatumsch 12 points13 points ago

A real fart smeller, I mean smart feller.

[–]Mikey8152 2 points3 points ago

He does what to his kids?

[–]Kylearean 1 point2 points ago

Too much teeth for my taste.

[–]yentlequible 1 point2 points ago

I have you tagged as "shot a BB into his eye" for some reason.

[–]EditingAndLayout 2 points3 points ago

Probably because I have a BB in my eye. ;)

[–]crownofworms 3 points4 points ago

That video really needs some affect, give it some love.

[–]bman86 1 point2 points ago

You have no idea how much I adore this comment.

[–]jeffkolez 2 points3 points ago

*effect

[–]naoptovke 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, I was just thinking how cool it is that the last car doesn't seem to phase him one bit...

[–]Zeppelanoid 2 points3 points ago

The guy just bolts out of his car, wtf?

[–]TsunamiTreats 1 point2 points ago

You're ruining it and you should feel bad.

[–]Kirrane8 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for pointing this out. I was going to just go with my conclusion of thinking that man is an absolute ninja in street clothes.

[–]RapistPig 1 point2 points ago

Of course it comes from Russia.

[–]PlanningMyDeath 1 point2 points ago

I wish I didn't know that.

[–]SnaaakePlissken 1 point2 points ago

What part of /r/funny did you not get?

[–]Se7en_Sinner 150 points151 points ago

[–]hartnell19 43 points44 points ago

you can see the star shift in the backround

[–]vemrion 41 points42 points ago

That's a UFO.

[–]Warpedme 25 points26 points ago

Question: if you identify a UFo does it become an IFO?

[–]MananWho 18 points19 points ago

I think at that point, it just becomes a plane, a helicopter, or a bird.

[–]steelfrog 2 points3 points ago

Swamp gas.

[–]lesser_panjandrum 1 point2 points ago

Swamp gas refracted by the vapour trail from a passing Betelgeusian scoutship.

[–]Valek27 6 points7 points ago

Yes.

[–]pizzatarian 2 points3 points ago

It becomes a weather balloon.

[–]SikhGamer 5 points6 points ago

[–]mathangis 16 points17 points ago

It looks like there is some weird grey carpet in the sky.

[–]SikhGamer 1 point2 points ago

All black sky here...?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

itt people shitty contrast

[–]austeregrim 2 points3 points ago

As an all black sky, I can confirm this.

[–]Undermined 7 points8 points ago

Watch the top half of the screen.

[–]Veocity 4 points5 points ago

HOW

[–]BICEPS 2 points3 points ago

MAGIC

[–]GarMc 2 points3 points ago

DANIEL BRYAN! clap clap clapclapclap DANIEL BRYAN!

[–]jokes_on_you 84 points85 points ago

This is a crazy gif and it even loops nicely.

[–]Moikle 20 points21 points ago

It would if the first frame was removed, so there isn't that pause

[–]sprite144 68 points69 points ago

Fixed: http://i.imgur.com/mlFbv.gif

From your friends at /r/gifrequests

[–]eyecite 10 points11 points ago

God dammit I'm already subscribed to like 60 subreddits.

[–]sprite144 17 points18 points ago

I'm so so sorry.

[–]eyecite 6 points7 points ago

the gif that keeps on giving

[–]epic720 77 points78 points ago

"The video is not in black and white, that is the actual color of Europe."

Ohhh youtube comments...

[–]ZofSpade 19 points20 points ago

More like Tosh.0 writing team...

[–]InsanitySK 12 points13 points ago

[–]LEGITIMATE_SOURCE 1 point2 points ago

Reddit: why communicate with words when you can use moving pictures that take 3 times as long to post.

[–]InsanitySK 9 points10 points ago

[–]RUN_BKK 1 point2 points ago

Not sure if Tosh.0 stole from YouTube...
...or YouTube stole from Tosh.0

[–]ZofSpade 2 points3 points ago

Pretty sure they made the joke last year. That specific comment is 2 months old, so that person definitely stole it from somewhere.

[–]BICEPS 1 point2 points ago

Yep, mostly grey where I live. Fucking weather sucks balls. It's raining right now.

[–]Kinbensha 4 points5 points ago

France, in my experience, was more or less black and white, yes.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Tends to get darker / oranger the closer you get to wherever the fuck Chernobyl is too.

[–]victordavion 2 points3 points ago

That movie Chernobyl Diaries that came out actually took forever to make, because they had to colorize it. When the accident occurred, the blast actually took out all the color and only black & white is left. It'll take about another 300 years before the color can grow back.

Source: I'm a Ph.D pending in the fields of color displacement and explosion dynamics specializing in color-growth. Pretty interesting subject.


I'm kidding... ಠ_ಠ

[–]enthreeoh 53 points54 points ago

[–]Insignificant_Being 9 points10 points ago

That isn't super relevant, but still pretty funny..

[–]enthreeoh 17 points18 points ago

Oh is that what we're gonna do today? We're gonna fight?

[–]Ponzer 1 point2 points ago

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

[–]flytaggart1 3 points4 points ago

Kiss kiss kiss

[–][deleted] 250 points251 points ago

Then you're in the wrong relationship. Look I know this is a typical joke, but it's really off-base. You NEED to be able to communicate in your relationship or else things will get really bad. Yeah, you want to avoid the "where is this going?" talk, I get it. But if you DO avoid that talk, then you and your partner may have TOTALLY different ideas of where it is going. Isn't it better to be honest and tell her what you want then to avoid the topic for a few years until it reaches a head and blows up in a painful fight and break up because she was expecting to be married by now but you aren't even sure if you want to move in together? That's what dodging those cars is: the result of not communicating in your relationship from the very beginning and now when you DO try to communicate it feels like you're dodging bullets.... it wouldn't feel like that if you two were up front with each other from the beginning! I mean come on, you should be able to fucking talk to the person you're dating! And perpetuating the "men hate talking about relationships" stereotype isn't helping. It just makes men think they shouldn't want to communicate with their partners or else they aren't "real men" when in reality communicating with your partner is the BEST thing you can do!

[–]BrynHavoc 25 points26 points ago

Seriously. You speak the truth. I hate being scared to ask guys what's going because 9/10 I'll get this kind of reaction. It's frustrating.

People really need to realize the ultimate point of relationships. People want some to stay with, marry, and have kids with. Obviously not everyone has reached that point, a lot of people won't. I doubt that i ever will.. But it's not fair to avoid talking about because you could seriously fuck up a persons life. How long will you date someone and avoid that conversation. Weeks, months, years? And then "I didn't know you wanted to get married" or "I didn't know you dont want kids".

[–]jackaloupe 0 points1 point ago

People want some to stay with, marry, and have kids with.

There are a lot of people for whom one, two or all three of those things aren't true.

[–]Surfacetovolume 11 points12 points ago

Obviously not everyone has reached that point, a lot of people won't. I doubt that i ever will.

[–]jackaloupe 0 points1 point ago

You're still assuming that the first point posited was true, that this is the "ultimate point of relationships." That's an opinion, not a fact.

[–]Surfacetovolume 2 points3 points ago

I'm actually not assuming that. I was just pointing out that what BrynHavoc had said, with more context, wasn't as cut and dried as all that.

If you want to know, my own personal feelings are that I don't necessarily think those things are the ultimate point of relationships, or that there's anything wrong with not wanting them.

[–]BrynHavoc 2 points3 points ago

Okay sorry, people need to realize a very common ultimate point. We are animals meant to reproduce, and relationships, moving in with someone and marrying them, happen to be a very common way to reach that point.

Again, not everyone has this goal. I don't. But that doesn't mean it shouldn't be talked about, which is the point I'm trying to make.

[–]BrynHavoc 2 points3 points ago

I know...that's the whole fucking point of having the conversation.

[–]lenwood 2 points3 points ago

This post was him broaching the subject with her.

"Look honey, I made the front page of Reddit..."

[–]Pythiasnipple 11 points12 points ago

I doubt your comment will reach the top, which is a shame, as it needs to be read. I don't get why people keep saying that the prospect of having a serious relationship discussion is dodging a bullet or navigating a minefield. It's like they saw 'How I met your Mother' and took Barney Stinson as a role model.

[–]Kinbensha 14 points15 points ago

To be fair, some men hate talking "about the relationship" enough that trying to discuss such things leads to an immediate breakup. I can understand that mentality, as strange as it is. I can relate to the feeling of, "Just be happy. If I'm not happy, I'll leave. If you're not happy, then leave, but I never want to talk about it."

Talking in relationships is hard for some people, and I'm more patient than most, but I know too well the feeling of "fuck everything about this conversation."

[–]taysam 29 points30 points ago

I don't like talking when it seems the other person is not understanding me. But to be unable to talk at all and freak out when another person brings up an issue is just sad.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

But to be unable to talk at all and freak out when another person brings up an issue is just sad.

Ugh, i feel you.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

I understand being annoyed of having to talk about it frequently, but how about just once in a while? Or even just once in the beginning of the relationship?

Yes, exactly.

Not only is there a stereotype of men hating taking about relationships, there is also a stereotype of women wanting to talk about relationships too much. You shouldn't have to talk about your relationship every day, or even every month, OR even every year! But you DO need to be on the same page about the expectations of the relationship, which is only accomplished by talking about it.

[–]vishtr 10 points11 points ago

Because "talking about our relationship" generally means we are going to discuss feelings, which will invariable lead to the the conclusion that either one of us has to change our behavior (which sucks), we need to break up, or we get to the point of argument where we start discussing feelings vs what is really happening (which I hate to deal with and usually leads to the first or second point). All three of those outcomes suck, and depending on the relationship and what I have invested, I'd rather break it off than change my behavior. Since I think I know the outcomes of "talking about our relationship" why would I subject myself to dealing with that painful mess of an argument instead of just breaking it off?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Way off base! What if you talk about your relationship and it ends up that you are both on the exact same things and want the exact same thing out of the relationship? Then you just made your relationship stronger and happier because you both have the same goal and are both enjoying the relationship as it is!

It is certainly possible that you won't have the same goals for the relationship, but this is going to have to be acknowledged eventually. It just has to. And the longer you wait the more it is going to hurt. And maybe YOU don't want to talk about it and YOU are avoiding the topic but what about your partner? You're essentially keeping your partner hostage by refusing to talk about what you really want for fear that it isn't what s/he wants as well.

[–]vishtr 1 point2 points ago

There are very few instances where "we need to talk about our relationship" doesn't mean something has to change. If it's in the first week of the relationship - ok, set expectations.

Most of the time "we need to talk about our relationship" means that person is not happy with where the relationship is going, and something needs to change. Why else would the conversation be taking place? If everyone is happy, why fix what isn't broken?

[–]Mikey-2-Guns 2 points3 points ago

Some of us just plain can't because of emotional issues developed early on in life that has lead to turning into a mute as a defense mechanism when confrontation arises.

[–]NightmareSquid 7 points8 points ago

then it sounds like you may need to see a counselor or something to help you with that. healthy communication is necessary and delightful. you owe it to yourself to be able to engage a potential SO in these sort of conversations.

[–]Ionlyunderstandanima 1 point2 points ago

I think too, there needs to be the willingness to open up. Sometimes conversing in writing can make it easier on those who find it hard to talk out loud.

[–]raeanin 6 points7 points ago

Talking in an incompatible relationship is hard. Talking when your with the right person is the best thing ever.

[–]Mikey-2-Guns 26 points27 points ago

you should be able to fucking talk to the person you're dating

You should, but a lot of us couldn't find that perfect person that is completely understanding. Most of us had to settle, and part of the settlement was immaturity and lack of emotional stability.

[–]TheZad 49 points50 points ago

Honest question, because I am having trouble fathoming the situation:

Why the hell would you settle for immaturity and lack of emotional stability? What are the mitigating factors?

[–]njhCasper 2 points3 points ago

I read Mikey-2-Guns as saying

part of the settlement was due to immaturity and lack of emotional stability

as in, the person settling is not fully mature and may lack emotional stability (ie they're needy), but yeah, it could totally be the other person too.

[–]TheZad 1 point2 points ago

Ahhh ok. that makes more sense. I guess I'm lucky that I'm at a place in my life that my original interpretation is so far from anything I can comprehend that it baffles me. Feel bad for people in situations like that :(

[–]Mikey-2-Guns 3 points4 points ago

Physical factors, and for some people being alone is worse than being with someone with issues.

[–]firebadmattgood 34 points35 points ago

for some people being alone is worse than being with someone with issues.

Those are exactly the kind of people who shouldn't be in relationships.

[–]Mikey-2-Guns 20 points21 points ago

So in your opinion people should be doomed to loneliness because they don't want to be alone?

[–]firebadmattgood 25 points26 points ago

Not at all. People should learn to be happy on their own so that they do not depend on someone else for their happiness. It's extremely selfish for people to enter into a relationship without a sincere desire and commitment to their partner.

[–]Mikey-2-Guns 1 point2 points ago

I have a house, career, car, dog and pretty much everything I could want except for a spouse. After fixing everything about myself and around myself based on this advice and still getting nowhere, it gets old after awhile.

[–]YuriTheAmishDr 9 points10 points ago

The best partner in life is the one that wants to be with you, not the person that needs to. Goes both ways.

[–]Ionlyunderstandanima 10 points11 points ago

Why do you have to be married? No one forces it upon you. If you're not ready, you're not ready. You shouldn't marry someone you don't love because you "think" you "need" to get married.

[–]YuriTheAmishDr 25 points26 points ago

He's right though. If you can't be happy with yourself, how can you expect someone else to make you happy? That turns into a one sided relationship pretty quickly.

[–]Mikey-2-Guns 3 points4 points ago

Don't get me wrong I know exactly where he is coming from and agree to an extent.

[–]ave0000 2 points3 points ago

As someone who's alone, I can verify this.

[–]ostrakon[!] 10 points11 points ago

That's a fucking cop out. Nobody forced you to settle, and it doesn't excuse you to remain in a shitty relationship.

[–]taysam 59 points60 points ago

Does the other person know you feel like you're settling? They should know that too.

[–]Mikey-2-Guns 29 points30 points ago

Nice try Dr. Phil.

[–]Solkre 10 points11 points ago

This isn't about yoooooooooooou!

[–]ave0000 5 points6 points ago

Protip: Don't do this. Lie constantly, and obviously. You'll both be happier.

Compare:

  • You look nice

  • There is no one in the world more beautiful than you.

[–]soupz 2 points3 points ago

I would not like to heat the second one. I'd actually be angry. Who actually believes that crap???

[–]ineffable_internut 2 points3 points ago

One gets you a blowjob, the other gets you a court order for 50% of your net worth.

[–]raeanin 33 points34 points ago

This is just a terrible mentality. Not only are you hurting yourself by staying with someone you settle for, your wasting their time as well.

[–]CrysDawn 6 points7 points ago

Then you screwed yourself and deserve whatever you get.

[–]hotdicking 1 point2 points ago

this. talking about your relationship and how you feel about each other will also help you feel close and bonded with that person. plus it's a great feeling to know that you can be open with your SO.

[–]twist3dl0gic 3 points4 points ago

I came to the comments to see some discussion about exactly this, and the types of questions men supposedly hate being asked, and all anyone else is talking about is the gif. It's a great gif, but DAMN I hate when the comments fail to meet my expectations. Thanks for the super insightful comment!

[–]michaelt123 5 points6 points ago

Dat loop.

[–]EditingAndLayout 21 points22 points ago

This clip from an episode of Friends should be required viewing.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! You looked at her? You never look. You just answer! It's just a reflex: Do I look fat? No! Is she prettier than I am? No!"

[–]AlphaRedditor 11 points12 points ago

Would be more appropriate if one of the cars finally hit.

[–]tonyvila 33 points34 points ago

Been watching for ten minutes waiting for this. I'll keep you informed of any developments.

[–]tonyvila 24 points25 points ago

Ten more minutes in, he's still holding strong. No signs of tiring. Reaction times are still good.

[–]tonyvila 21 points22 points ago

Just hit the half-hour mark. It's lunch time, but I find I can't leave this fellow. His determination and endurance are inspiring to me. How he finds the energy I do not know, but if he can stand strong then so can I.

[–]tonyvila 26 points27 points ago

We have an ending folks! and it's a corker of a surprise! at 42:37, he flags down a cab, climbs in and it takes off. That's it! Now I'm just looking at an empty street scene.

I was impressed he made it as long as he did. In the end, though, I could see he was getting tired. Nobody can blame him for packing it in when he did. He gave it a good run, and delivered a laudable performance.

Bravo, random dude dodging traffic! I salute you!

[–]poobly 8 points9 points ago

SPOILER ALERT!

[–]Albub 2 points3 points ago

Hang in there, let him be the rock that steadies you when doubt clouds your judgement. We're counting on you, all of us.

[–]andrewsmith1986 22 points23 points ago

How does that guy move so quickly with such huge brass balls?

[–]I_RAPE_PEOPLE_II 30 points31 points ago

He's Russian, since only a Russian would wear a full sweat suit.

[–]andrewsmith1986 10 points11 points ago

Gypsy.

[–]I_RAPE_PEOPLE_II 7 points8 points ago

Why are you calling me a Gypsy? :-(

[–]the_k_i_n_g 1 point2 points ago

Pikey.

[–]jheono 2 points3 points ago

To go along with the gif.. I got hit by a pretty huge truck this afternoon. Fatal outcome.

[–]40oz__ 2 points3 points ago

thank god he was wearing his track suit...

[–]Relevant_jokes 2 points3 points ago

Warning to all men: women are using date rape drugs called blowjobs to lure men into scams called relationships.

[–]Guicastelhone 7 points8 points ago

This gif is exactly like the arguments I had with my ex. They both looped perfectly.

[–]abom420 1 point2 points ago

Track suit, near death experience played like a champ, ugly ass hatchback...What part of Russia was this filmed in?

[–]SikhGamer 1 point2 points ago

That GIF loops almost perfectly.

[–]compto35 1 point2 points ago

You've managed to loop this fucking perfectly

[–]sirmonko 1 point2 points ago

the difference is that after answering all the questions you can't be sure if you're mortally wounded for a few days.

[–]underdabridge 1 point2 points ago

That's because you're a pussy.

[–]BadenSac 2 points3 points ago

Do you refer to being a cat or a woman?

[–]I_wearnopants 0 points1 point ago

Except you never really dodge any of them. No matter what you say, she can and will get upset by it.

[–]koolkid005 4 points5 points ago

Someone's biiiiiiterrrrrr

[–]I_wearnopants 4 points5 points ago

Haha not really that's just how all my girlfriends and I arguments go.

[–]theamorouspanda 4 points5 points ago

Maybe if you stuck to just one girlfriend at a time you wouldn't have so many cars to dodge..

[–]koolkid005 1 point2 points ago

You know what's funny? The only common denominator there? Is you.

[–]bunglejerry 0 points1 point ago

I always hated Frogger.

[–]molmu 0 points1 point ago

man, those cars sure want to kill that man, they try over and over again!

[–]wanderso24 0 points1 point ago

dat loop

[–]MiniDonbeE 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure that man is a Ninja.

[–]johnrkennedy 0 points1 point ago

Nice Loop!

[–]Kiacha 0 points1 point ago

Fucking suave?

[–]thattibs 0 points1 point ago

If you can dodge a traffic, you can dodge a ball!

[–]WillBilsdon 0 points1 point ago

It repeats! :O

[–]unffligh 0 points1 point ago

I feel like this should be on top of a frogger game...nice gif.

[–]sadtastic 0 points1 point ago

What I felt like when my ex would ask me, "What are you thinking about right now?".

youreallydontwannaknow.jpg

(Okay, I couldn't find a relevant image, but you get the gist, eh?)

[–]Cankers 0 points1 point ago

That tracksuit saved his life!

[–]redheadmonster09 0 points1 point ago

In Russia, car control you.

[–]YSCapital 0 points1 point ago

just another day in russia

[–]kgod 0 points1 point ago

I know that feel bro.

[–]rathum2323 0 points1 point ago

do you feel fake or is your response edited?

[–]imarogbe 0 points1 point ago

That was awesome!

[–]beginnerlawyer 0 points1 point ago

real and straight

[–]justamobile 0 points1 point ago

Admit it, you want to smoke that pole.

[–]azaPhunktionality 0 points1 point ago

You don't have a girlfriend guy shut up and stop trying to impress us.

[–]soulkissernl 0 points1 point ago

WOAH EVERYBODY CHECK THIS GUY OUT!!! HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Damn, you must have a shitty relationship. So sorry.

[–]DesertPunk763 0 points1 point ago

If only I could give more than one upvote. Thank you for making me laugh sir.

[–]lynnzee 0 points1 point ago

That's not always the best option, man. I dated a guy who wouldn't talk about what was going on, so I assumed we weren't really official...then he asked me to meet his parents.

[–]tippicanoeandtyler2 0 points1 point ago

Nice track suit, dude.

[–]BBOCIT 0 points1 point ago

Pfff, Jill doesn't ask me relationship questions.

[–]drinkme217 0 points1 point ago

How I feel being asked "relationship questions" given shit tests by my GF.

FTFY