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[–]WeMeetAgain 7 points8 points ago

You are the chosen one!

[–]TheChosenOne013 0 points1 point ago

No, I am!

[–]anonymousrapeface 5 points6 points ago

For the love of god. I_RAPE_PEOPLE_II stop commenting in this thread, you're not funny

[–]underdabridge 8 points9 points ago

How it feels to have my Cake Day on any day:

I don't notice.

I don't give a fuck.

[–]Vaypo 1 point2 points ago

On this day, under a bridge somewhere, not a single fuck was given.

[–]andrewsmith1986 2 points3 points ago

Thanks for reminding me that my cousin's birthday is tomorrow.

Happy birthday /u/n00bzilla

[–]asdfman123 4 points5 points ago

TIL you can just use /u/.

[–]GeneralWarts 2 points3 points ago

He's been on reddit longer than you! Did he show you the way?

[–]andrewsmith1986 -1 points0 points ago

He made an account first.

I was more of a digg user.

[–]GeneralWarts 1 point2 points ago

Were you a big deal on digg too?

[–]andrewsmith1986 3 points4 points ago

Fuck no.

I got like 3 posts to the top 10 for the day and had one mentioned on Diggnation though.

[–]Breathing_Balls 1 point2 points ago

That language is a disgrace andrew. Please stop mentioning Digg.

[–]jokes_on_you 1 point2 points ago

Does the longest day of the year mean people will spend the most time on reddit? There may actually be some science behind this.

[–]billyzero 2 points3 points ago

But people use reddit at night.

[–]wanderso24 1 point2 points ago

[–]psl87 1 point2 points ago

Wow first cake day post I've laughed at in a long while.

[–]Thatchgasm 1 point2 points ago

Hah just watched that last night. Happy Cake Day!

[–]clinteastwood1990 1 point2 points ago

I don't know why this came to my mind.

[–]killadelphia4 1 point2 points ago

maybe that would be true if reddit was an outside activity...unfortunately, we all know reddit users are agoraphobes

[–]katetasticly 1 point2 points ago

Oh you!

[–]Trystero421 1 point2 points ago

Enjoy it now. June 20th is only the Solstice on leap years. It's better than having a February 29th cake day, though.

[–]STEAKATRON 3 points4 points ago

You do realise that the solstice is officialy tomorrow. Right?

[–]jhp58[S] 3 points4 points ago

I actually checked it few times to make sure it was today. Would have been stupid any other way.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summer_solstice

[–]STEAKATRON 1 point2 points ago

Now I am sad that my birthday is not the solstice

[–]petaboil -1 points0 points ago

me too... screw you jhp58 we were living in quiet bliss and then you come along and ruin it, its still the longest day though... right?

[–]STEAKATRON -1 points0 points ago

Actually it usually is the 21 but this was a leap year so It's a day early

[–]AlphaRedditor 1 point2 points ago

You chose...wisely.

[–]someshithead 1 point2 points ago

I guess I'm sort of obligated to give you an upvote since I sit like 4 desks away from you.

[–]jhp58[S] 0 points1 point ago

Have an upvote back.

[–]seventhc 0 points1 point ago

You lucky bastard! ;-)

[–]BungaSlaney 0 points1 point ago

Grab that stick harrison grab that stick....

Mmmm yes

[–]Jimmymac29 0 points1 point ago

Happy cake day too! I get to share the same honor as you. Kinda weird that our cake day is on the summer solstice of the year that we all die on the winter solstice...lol

[–]frostypillow -1 points0 points ago

must....give.....up vote!

[–]Fuck_Vowels -3 points-2 points ago

brllnt. fckng brllnt.