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[–]the_onetwo 16 points17 points ago

having no AC in my apt, this is how I woke up

[–]Hairless_monkey 4 points5 points ago

I live in Pakistan, we have power outages of 14 hours a day, with temperature during the day reaching 45 degree and above. Due to the power crunch our power is switched off after every hour, so I have not been able to sleep without waking up in between for the past 2 months .

I would kill to be you.

[–]rcrockchd 15 points16 points ago

"I would kill to be you" The drones are on their way for threatening an American citizen.

[–]jCcrackhead 1 point2 points ago

How do you know OP is an American?

[–]rcrockchd 4 points5 points ago

Haha after going through all the comments OP has ever posted I found one where he states he lives in Utah :)....I have no life :(

[–]ThirstForSavings[S] 1 point2 points ago

Internet stalker status: Earned.

[–]ThirstForSavings[S] 4 points5 points ago

:(

[–]madman1969 1 point2 points ago

How do you guys manage to function in that heat ?

I once travelled to Abu Simbel in Egypt to see the rock temples on a day when it hit 46 degrees. Even with a hat and lightweight cotton cloths my brain felt like it was boiling in my skull.

The though of attempting to go about my daily business in that heat doesn't compute.

[–]Hairless_monkey 0 points1 point ago

Well nearly every urban home has either a generator or a UPS, so we get access to a fan, lights and wifi in my case!

But I guess we have gotten used to the heat and more to the power outages, this might sound dumb but a few years back we used to have 6 hour a day outages, right now

I WOULD KILL TO HAVE 6 HOUR OUTAGES!

[–]someguy73 1 point2 points ago

First world problems.

[–]dorkinb 1 point2 points ago

I have no AC, so I typically have dreams where this is happening to me. Not so much a nightmare when your hot as fuck! haha

[–]Decyde 1 point2 points ago

I was sleeping in one room without the ac on 2 nights ago. I woke up at 2 am covered in that murky sweat film and went to another room with an ac unit in it. I put it on 63 and woke up 2 hours later freezing from the sweat. Instead of turning down the ac, I got a blanket.

[–]fancy_pantser 1 point2 points ago

Woah, you got your A/C fixed and bought tons of coke? Just in time, dude!

[–]Nymethny 2 points3 points ago

[–]nsilvia 3 points4 points ago

How do you wake up dead?

[–]commanderhiruma 2 points3 points ago

That would feel excellent compared to how I feel right now.

[–]labradorrescuer 0 points1 point ago

Hope you didn't get the suds.

[–]ifidosaysomyself 0 points1 point ago

Argh. Have the same problems. Either we are in the tundra OR....it sucks. Rather be a little cold and pack on the blankets. Hotter? Thats too hard to fix.However, I dont want to freeze me parts off. And the sex life suffers.

[–]ian_k 0 points1 point ago

It's like you live in Canada or something.

[–]TrippinSixes 0 points1 point ago

Mom?

[–]dannyboy15 0 points1 point ago

Covered in jizz?

[–]franchise2084 0 points1 point ago

iLol'd

[–]quillini 0 points1 point ago

You should have slept in the snow-cab.

[–]PolardOOd 0 points1 point ago

Did you have a repair company do it? They set it really cold to numb your ass after raping you on the repair cost. hahaha...

[–]ThirstForSavings[S] 0 points1 point ago

Free. It was supposed to be done when we moved in, 3 months later, here we are.

[–]PolardOOd 0 points1 point ago

Well shit...Can't beat free.

[–]renegadewhohaditmade 0 points1 point ago

This picture always gives me the creeps. The jarring note that plays in the film when they show him... argh.

[–]Renmauzuo 1 point2 points ago

What film is it? I've seen this on Reddit dozens of times, but no idea what it's from, heh.

[–]renegadewhohaditmade 1 point2 points ago

The Shining, well worth a watch!

[–]schoolsterz 1 point2 points ago

REDRUM!

[–]RianaBanana0324 0 points1 point ago

Me too, man. Me too.

[–]cuzseven89 -2 points-1 points ago

was this supposed to be a first world problems meme?

[–]ekyrt -1 points0 points ago

upvotes at 666... nice

[–]bloodflart -1 points0 points ago

I seriously laugh aloud every single time I see this picture. I dunno what it is man, just catches me unawares.

[–]VertigoFall -2 points-1 points ago

So you turned into Jack Nicholson in snow?

I see...

[–]Scubetrolis -3 points-2 points ago

well turning your AC to cold may be what broke it in the first place.

[–]ThirstForSavings[S] 4 points5 points ago

More like it was broken when we moved in smart guy. HEH.

[–]TesticleToe 2 points3 points ago

Don't take anything Scubetrolis says personally. The fucking dick can't even use the proper to, too, or two.

Say the word and I'll make him blow you. You and I are pals now. I want to see you be happy.

You need a favor? Just ask. Anything, bro... Anything.

[–]ThirstForSavings[S] 3 points4 points ago

Yo do you have some socks, my feet are cold and I need socks.

[–]TesticleToe 0 points1 point ago

[–]jCcrackhead 0 points1 point ago

Kill it with fire!!

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[–]ThirstForSavings[S] 3 points4 points ago

I'm so tired of disappointing internet strangers.

[–]HappyDays7 0 points1 point ago

That disappoints me, TFS.

[–]ThirstForSavings[S] 1 point2 points ago

GOD DAMN IT