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[–]Daddelfar 217 points218 points ago

If that spinning back-kick had connected the other kid wouldn't be with us today

[–]bleedersdigest907 20 points21 points ago

Double Dragon: The Early Years....

[–]Se7en_Sinner 129 points130 points ago

What is this? A gif for ants?

[–]opus666 27 points28 points ago

It has to be at least three times bigger than this!

[–]ehurstmvp 10 points11 points ago

He's absolutely right!

[–]haifischsandiwch 54 points55 points ago

[–]Randolpho 3 points4 points ago

[–]nhhow 1 point2 points ago

Came here for this. Thank you.

[–]cmmoyer 1 point2 points ago

I prefer This Version

[–]JohnJohnMcLovin 9 points10 points ago

that flying round kick is a killer.

[–]SMB73 6 points7 points ago

If only they were taught how to throw the Hadouken at that age....

[–]crimsonninja 17 points18 points ago

[–]C1de 2 points3 points ago

I'D LIEK SUM POUND CAKE

[–]SMB73 -1 points0 points ago

LOL, I forgot all about that pic.

[–]confibulator 3 points4 points ago

[–]cloral 0 points1 point ago

Just make sure you mute the video on the left before you start.

[–]alavalamp32 2 points3 points ago

Kid in the blue, "Spinning Back Kick!!"

[–]SimilarImage 30 points31 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
3 weeks Latipac Kids are so violent these days here 57 712
1 month Wylard Heres a preview of what me and my girlfriend will look like trying to dance at prom tonight. here 207 1052
1 month whatismore This is the so-called taekwondo... /r/gif 24 364

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[–]blackpix 7 points8 points ago

oh. SimiliarImage, you spoil all our fun :( :( it was new to me, but now i am so sad :(

[–]SimilarImage 2 points3 points ago

That's not the point, blackpix. Read the FAQ.

[–]GalaxySC 0 points1 point ago

I take LOL back because it was already done

edit: so we cant speak to the bot =(

[–]TILeverythingAMA 0 points1 point ago

Even some of the top comments are reposted!

[–]fmyasitch 1 point2 points ago

Yep, thanks! It's a pretty old repost, though still funny! But I'd recommend the video..

[–]incredibadass -4 points-3 points ago

I'm sick of you.

[–]anyonethinkingabout 0 points1 point ago

they're only similar

[–]khdutton 13 points14 points ago

FINISH HIM!!

[–]Positive0 46 points47 points ago

No. See, that's Mortal Kombat.

[–]Imagine_This 26 points27 points ago

HADOUKEN

[–]FITZ_2120 16 points17 points ago

There you go.

[–]GamerBum 14 points15 points ago

KAAAMEEEEHAAAMEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]Pheeshy 14 points15 points ago

Even if it was DBZ, that would have to be at least 50 times longer.

[–]Azerothen 5 points6 points ago

Until someone passes out at least.

[–]Lavaswimmer 0 points1 point ago

Luke I am your father.

Amidoinitrite?

[–]ShallowBasketcase 1 point2 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Steel40 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Positive0 1 point2 points ago

There you go!

[–]Breathing_Balls 1 point2 points ago

I thought it was from Rocky IV.

[–]coolnamenumbers 3 points4 points ago

I prefer Immortal Wombat.

[–]Positive0 2 points3 points ago

What was that from? Was it Fosters home or Kids next door?

[–]coolnamenumbers 0 points1 point ago

[–]IplayTheGuitarBetter 0 points1 point ago

KATPETSOCHSHORYUKEN!

[–]shartled_penguin 7 points8 points ago

I upvote. But this belongs in /r/aww

[–]Steve_The_Ogre 6 points7 points ago

Because they are cats?

[–]shartled_penguin 0 points1 point ago

No, Because they are cute.

[–]Sean1708 8 points9 points ago

PAEDOPHILE!!! THIS GUY'S A PAEDOPHILE!!!

[–]hoboto 5 points6 points ago

peado?

[–]mems_account 3 points4 points ago

It means you get an "A" at being a pedophile.

[–]AlexthePwner 0 points1 point ago

High Expectations Asian Dad is proud... sort of.

[–]Sean1708 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, got the letters the wrong way round.

[–]shartled_penguin 0 points1 point ago

I'm no pedofile. I just have a burning love for little boys. Specially the ones younger than 10 years old.

[–]knirefnel 1 point2 points ago

This played right as I was looking at the gif, made it even better

[–]LookMeInTheToes 1 point2 points ago

Farscheket-Poruket

[–]EPIC_BAGELS9000 1 point2 points ago

happened to be listening to music while browsing reddit.When I came across this post it was twice as funny with the music

[–]scrappy1988 1 point2 points ago

Kid in blue: stattyahsattuuuuken

[–]commom_username 1 point2 points ago

SO... MUCH... VIOLENCE...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

it's getting tough for out-of-work jockeys if they're reduced to this.

[–]melance 1 point2 points ago

Someone really needs to add visual effects to this.

[–]NoNeedForAName 3 points4 points ago

Looking at you, Michael Bay.

[–]schoocher 1 point2 points ago

"I will now show you the dance of my people."

[–]basec0m 1 point2 points ago

That. was. BRUTAL.

[–]RedStar21 0 points1 point ago

I'm still waiting for one of those kids to do a Flash Kick or Shoryuken.

[–]TayMan21 0 points1 point ago

What no special moves? I'm disappointed!

[–]Jbeckerasaurus 0 points1 point ago

Billy Lee and Jimmy Lee's final face off.

[–]c0de2010 0 points1 point ago

only reason why i would learn taekwando, meet that attractive ref and other practitioners

[–]tairar 1 point2 points ago

Dude she's like two pixels tall.

[–]AsskickMcGee 0 points1 point ago

I would throw a switchblade into the center of the ring and say, "Whoever lives gets ice cream."

[–]Marduce 0 points1 point ago

Ken and Ryu's first dojo

[–]YourFaceIsTasty 0 points1 point ago

More like sock em robots

[–]MrCooper2012 0 points1 point ago

"Hey just stay over there, I want to try something... K, I think I got it."

[–]bloopeeriod 0 points1 point ago

Silly kids. Doing it wrong. You are supposed to be trying to kill each other.

[–]Slanderous 0 points1 point ago

looks more like riverdance

[–]srjables 0 points1 point ago

Footsies.

[–]comradexkcd 0 points1 point ago

Its the precursor to Dive Kick!!!!! Its Spin Kick!!!!!

[–]anatomized 0 points1 point ago

Double Dragon

[–]lucidguppy 0 points1 point ago

This gif goes well with Tik Tok from Kesha. I'm very sorry.

[–]pbproduction 0 points1 point ago

is there a smaller gif please? my screen is too small for this one!!

[–]dMarrs 0 points1 point ago

worst dubstep moves evah!

[–]Stormray117 0 points1 point ago

I think those are actually Teletubbies.

[–]fightingbear 0 points1 point ago

Those kids suck shit. They have no idea what they're doing.

[–]wynyx 0 points1 point ago

I wonder whether they were actually instructed not to touch each other yet? They're obviously just starting out.

[–]luft-waffle 7 points8 points ago

No, they're just little kids and the pads they're wearing make it difficult for them to move a whole lot. So those two factors make it this kind of thing pretty common. In a year or so they'll be kicking the shit out of each other.

[–]SuicydKing 4 points5 points ago

The fact that they never stop bouncing means they've likely gotten good instruction. It's tough to keep that up for two minutes. They probably just never had the chance at a full-contact match before. Really though, there's nothing better than watching toddlers in full pads sparring each other. It never gets old.

[–]luft-waffle 0 points1 point ago

Oh yeah, they were taught to bounce. It's also funny to watch them use the foam sparring weapons. They just get so into it. The cool thing is that you know they're going to be little killing machines by the time they're 16, if they stick with it.

[–]1002 0 points1 point ago

Look at them tanks...

[–]KousKous 0 points1 point ago

Whoever taught those kids to spar should be smacked in the head. First, they're too young; second, they're fucking bouncing at a constant rhythm.

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[–]well_golly 0 points1 point ago

I like how, in an effort to add drama to the event, one of the moms is portraying the "Sexy Boxing Ring Card Girl" between rounds.

I'm torn as to how to react to it. Very funny --- and just a little MILF-y.

[–]mosmorsan -1 points0 points ago

[–]Appaloosa_Slim_Chode -1 points0 points ago

Rock'em Sock'em Robot Street Fighters...

[–]AlphaRedditor -1 points0 points ago

It's like they're infant breakdance fighting.

[–]ojolejano -1 points0 points ago

Wow, how do they manage to keep the kids from really going at each other? My kid is only 16 months old and already hits other kids hard

[–]carleria88 -1 points0 points ago

so cute!!! <3

[–]afr126 -3 points-2 points ago

KICK THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!

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[–]USxMARINE 1 point2 points ago

Keyboard warrior