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[–]bunglejerry 56 points57 points ago

It looks like a sushi fleshlight.

[–]zogmuffin 70 points71 points ago

Don't give Japan any ideas.

[–]Hooin_Kyoma 13 points14 points ago

Don't they sell horse vagina's and alien sex toys in america?

[–]nugget9k 6 points7 points ago

You can find just about anything if you are actively looking for it, but the average American will never see anything so crazy.

[–]wizzy453 6 points7 points ago

Rule 34...

[–]nugget9k 5 points6 points ago

OK... Nutella

[–]b0ts 8 points9 points ago

[–]JimRJapan 2 points3 points ago

Which, oddly enough, is exactly the same as all this WTF Japan shit on reddit.

[–]Lefthandedsock 0 points1 point ago

And dog cock shaped dildos. Yep.

[–]iMarmalade 0 points1 point ago

don't forget the crucifix dildos.

[–]Spr09 9 points10 points ago

Yeah, after China's mushroom we don't need japan following.

[–]Kijafa 2 points3 points ago

I've already heard they love whale in Japan.

[–]Mad_Sconnie 0 points1 point ago

Well, I won't lie. My first thought was, "I'd hit it"

[–]uniquendividual 74 points75 points ago

Here's the full page.

[–]Keoni9 68 points69 points ago

So it's intentional comedy... submitted as /r/wtf?

Ugh.

[–]zentenai 16 points17 points ago

Another submission to add to the ever-growing mountain of evidence that /r/wtf, /r/pics, and /r/funny are secretly the same subreddit. Write your senators, people!

[–]NoNeedForAName 13 points14 points ago

Not only that, but they've intentionally cut out the rest of the poster to make it appear WTF. Fucking dickbags.

[–]LighthouseSphinx 4 points5 points ago

Repost, as well.

[–]holysocks 5 points6 points ago

little guys behind the counter

...

[–]ExistentialEnso 6 points7 points ago

The octopus and eel one wouldn't be bad at all. People just have weird hangups about that stuff. Octopus isn't much different than squid, and eel is actually fucking delicious, especially when it's grilled with Japanese barbeque sauce (as it usually is in these contexts, even for sushi).

[–]Zhang5 2 points3 points ago

Eel is unagi. It's delicious.

[–]Excentinel 1 point2 points ago

I can't be the only one that would eat Hearts of Sole.

[–]smorris924 0 points1 point ago

Someone call in the whale wars guys

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[–]cakeswithahuman 3 points4 points ago

That piece of maki is actually 27.5 inches in diameter. The more you know!

[–]unkemt 2 points3 points ago

Yup. I feel sorry for a whale with an ass that small.

[–]Devilheart 6 points7 points ago

That's what she said.

OH SNAP! Sorry bro.

[–]newguy25 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for reminding me http://imgur.com/Mt9zR

[–]not-WTF 16 points17 points ago

it's made of repost

[–]Beyond_Re-Animator 3 points4 points ago

I've been on reddit only a few months and have seen this at least 3 times already!

[–]Kijafa 10 points11 points ago

Bohunka

An insult I will use from this day forward.

[–]woeb0t 11 points12 points ago

Dork

[–]Kijafa 9 points10 points ago

Don't be such a bohunka...

[–]cakey138 -2 points-1 points ago

Isn't the word "dork" itself in reference to a ducks penis? Not much of a leap.

[–]zogmuffin 12 points13 points ago

Whale penis, actually. Even more relevant.

[–]Jibeker 0 points1 point ago

"Dork" was just slang for "penis" actually. Not really referencing a whale's specifically.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/dork?s=t

[–]Irrelevant-Statement -2 points-1 points ago

I thought it was elephant butt.

[–]KingVape 7 points8 points ago

Fake rolls. I couldn't find any of these, including pictures of whale anus sushi, on Google. Also, some of these names are silly. Piranha lips are "nip you", porcupine fish is "owie!", SNAFU is SNAFU, blowfish cheeks are "whooshi, eniwini is "eenie weenie", and yukki is "yucky". If these were real rolls, I'd try all of them though.

[–]BabyRobotInc 4 points5 points ago

Nice work, Detective. Now get outta here before I change my mind!

[–]AlphaRedditor 2 points3 points ago

Oh come on, the presentation of it is so intentional.

[–]flounder19 2 points3 points ago

Pucker up

[–]NoCommentNoKarma 1 point2 points ago

i'd imagine it to be very tough and chewy

[–]Journalisto 1 point2 points ago

Here I was thinking it was a mistranslation of "blowhole," but then urban dictionary sorted everything out for me. I guess.

[–]nico_machiavelli 1 point2 points ago

the seafood part is called sashimi and the rice and sea weed by itself is sushi

[–]pseudofun 1 point2 points ago

balloon knot

[–]RougePomme 1 point2 points ago

Snafu

[–]matjc978 1 point2 points ago

They named it San Diago, which of course in German means "a whale's vagina".

[–]stanknutz1985 1 point2 points ago

"Whales anus" must be San Francisco then, amirite?

[–]CaptianRipass 1 point2 points ago

BOHUNKA=FTW*

*fuck the whales

[–]predo 1 point2 points ago

TIL whale anus looks like a cervix.

[–]chirpyderp 1 point2 points ago

[–]Mrurban23 1 point2 points ago

Repost

[–]HeyItsTman 0 points1 point ago

looks legit.

[–]bobbydigitalFTW 0 points1 point ago

In German they call it Chula Vista.

[–]Hero_Sandwich 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if it's better than blowhole.

[–]drunk_otter 0 points1 point ago

The direct English translation is "Sasha Grey"

[–]ButterMyBiscuit 0 points1 point ago

Don't you start dissin' her.

[–]ericn1300 0 points1 point ago

Probably just an unfortunate translation. I wonder how Rump Roast would translate into Japanese?

[–]mocotazo 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else here besides me know how this relates to Cheech and Chong?

[–]beanso 0 points1 point ago

It clearly says what it's made of in the caption. English motherfucker, do you read it?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Damn near killed em

[–]Bob3333 0 points1 point ago

You know what's really, really sad? I recognize that as something that appeared in Playboy magazine in the 1980's. Why do I know that? It was the only porn mag I had as a pubescent boy.

[–]soggyfritter 0 points1 point ago

What is worse is that I still have this magazine page. I saved it from the magazine.That I got from my grandfather. I'm his only granddaughter.

[–]EL__Sarcasmo 0 points1 point ago

Ah yes... Bohunka... It accounts for 90% of whale hunting don't y'know..

[–]XxDDayxX 0 points1 point ago

Situation Normal; All Fucked Up

[–]BohmaJenkins 0 points1 point ago

I bet it's chewy.

[–]moarbutterythantoast 0 points1 point ago

At least they use the whole whale

[–]Tqwen 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else notice the one above it..?

[–]phutch54 0 points1 point ago

This is what Paul Watson and the Sea Shepherds are fighting against,The crass commercialization of whale anus!

[–]Dookiestain_LaFlair 0 points1 point ago

Tight butthole

[–]gmnitsua 0 points1 point ago

Family style.

[–]scorpion7 0 points1 point ago

[–]c0r3y 0 points1 point ago

[not shown actual size]

[–]AsskickMcGee 0 points1 point ago

They could creatively rebrand it as "blow hole".

[–]PatrickBateman1 0 points1 point ago

But... it poops from there!

[–]Excentinel 0 points1 point ago

Not right now it isn't.

[–]rtu1587 0 points1 point ago

foodies probably think the extra poo aroma is an exotic flavor.

[–]Tmalavong 0 points1 point ago

A hahahahha , I figured it out , that's what the whale war guys are fighting for = Tight 🐳 hole.

[–]mastr_slik 0 points1 point ago

I thought it would be bigger...

[–]Subbie138 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if Stephen Lyth, asshole photographer, also took this picture.

[–]siriand 0 points1 point ago

And Bohunka is quite common czech female name...

[–]Jimmyjohn678 0 points1 point ago

E Pluribis Anus

[–]daskrip 0 points1 point ago

A WHALE'S ANUS

[–]mrchicano209 0 points1 point ago

So this is what the Japanese do to the whales.

[–]Listen2musicok 0 points1 point ago

I thought it would be bigger...

[–]Drewbus 0 points1 point ago

The worst part is it looks SO puckered!!

[–]chase2020 0 points1 point ago

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepost

[–]OferZak 0 points1 point ago

It's made of reposts

[–]killahoe 0 points1 point ago

MUTHAFUKKEN REPOSTER!!!!

[–]bmoreoriginal 0 points1 point ago

So, did u try it?

[–]yesimapro 0 points1 point ago

I don't think id have a taste for whanus

[–]grossebite 0 points1 point ago

hi

[–]Sushiboy3000 0 points1 point ago

Holy shiting fuck.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

A lot of krill has been passed out of that

[–]gunpowder422 0 points1 point ago

/sigh NOT WTF MATERIAL

[–]Troll_deez_nutz 0 points1 point ago

So basically the Japanese are serving us whale asshole.....

[–]tuki1273 0 points1 point ago

Yum.

[–]blacksg -1 points0 points ago

WHALE ANUS. THE SUSHI IS MADE OF WHALE ANUS.

[–]zedosbois8000 -1 points0 points ago

kill'em all!

[–]bazhip -1 points0 points ago

Whale anus.

[–]tullyganbif -1 points0 points ago

Could we more dominate a species, in that we're selling their anuses in a f*cking barrel?

[–]Bikenutt -1 points0 points ago

NO for many reasons.....and I love Sushi.

[–]AskYouEverything -1 points0 points ago

Whale anus. It says right there.

[–]CraptainCrunch -1 points0 points ago

Wow....it's puckered and everything. I envisioned it much larger. It's from a whale after all.

[–]Dip_Shit -1 points0 points ago

LOL I LOVE REPOSTS THEY JUST MAKE THE PICTURE BETTER AND BETTER EVERY TIME.

[–]VaginalCrouton -1 points0 points ago

This sushi is made of repost.

[–]Saadebody -1 points0 points ago

Is this at Niko Niko in Los Angeles? I swear I've seen this before. Couldn't have been that one time I gave a whale a rimmer....