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[–]dqhigh 16 points17 points ago

If only he had some Bud Light...

[–]golem91488 16 points17 points ago

On a negative note, I think this picture predates the internet....

[–]palaxi 1 point2 points ago

On a positive note, the internet postdates the picture.

[–]Iloldalot 0 points1 point ago

or some modern "facebook wall" shit

[–]StraY_WolF 0 points1 point ago

It's the time before internet gets mainstream.

[–]Stalemate9 17 points18 points ago

This is very old.

[–]FecalTaco 2 points3 points ago

never seen it myself, glad someone re-posted, funny picture.

[–]drinkandreddit 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for you to counter the assholes voting you down. I've never seen it before either.

[–]Enjoyitbeforeitsover -1 points0 points ago

Same shit here, upvoted you two as well, screw everyone else, the three of us are good.

[–]Random_Short_Stories 0 points1 point ago

Oh so very old.

[–]Tebasaki 2 points3 points ago

"If I haven't seen it, it's new to me!"

[–]explodr 5 points6 points ago

I like how it says FAIL in all capital letters, further highlighting what some less intelligent users would not come to conclude.

Very informative.

[–]lwest340 3 points4 points ago

Whoever thought that putting the word "FAIL" was gonna increase the hilarity of the joke was sorely mistaken...

[–]Funkenwagnels 3 points4 points ago

Hitchhiking: you are spelling it wrong

[–]66night 3 points4 points ago

What? I only see a misunderstood lumber Jack looking for a ride.

[–]CaptCoconut 2 points3 points ago

He forgot his towel that's why he's hitch hiking wrong.

[–]Thrown_Away_Life 2 points3 points ago

16 reactions and no spelling police yet? Wow.

[–]dang_Ling_modify_her 0 points1 point ago

Thought it was going to be a pic of animal abuse.

[–]bestbeforeMar91 -1 points0 points ago

"MAN Im hungry!" looks fine to me.

[–]steakmane[!] 2 points3 points ago

Get this chain email bullshit off my reddit

[–]AlphaRedditor 1 point2 points ago

Positive Outlook Lumberjack: you're doing it right.

[–]spacegoat725 1 point2 points ago

MAN Im hungry! Why won't any of this food pull over?

[–]Shippage 1 point2 points ago

This is so unfunny it should be on 9gag

[–]MTRsport 1 point2 points ago

[–]bluequail 1 point2 points ago

I only came here to say "and a case of bud light".

Kudos to you.

[–]lukinlbc 0 points1 point ago

The hitchhiker's guide to murder.

[–]Immynimmy 0 points1 point ago

It's an exchange: Give me a ride and I'll give you an axe.

[–]dontneedyourkarma 0 points1 point ago

To be honest this is what all hitchhikers look like to me...

[–]ominous_anonymous 0 points1 point ago

...But he has beer!

[–]tm16scud 0 points1 point ago

[–]mikersh 0 points1 point ago

Reposting: You're doing it right.

[–]cpramos[!] 0 points1 point ago

This is just how the porno begins, guys!

[–]Inkfish83 0 points1 point ago

Ha! This used to be my default Myspace pic.

[–]NumbersMakeMeHorny 0 points1 point ago

I can't help but think that OP didn't know the difference between your and you're and instead took the safe road and wrote you are.

[–]Garry_The_Snail 0 points1 point ago

The chain mail lifesavers, upside down aussie bf3 and now this. Reddit has been on a roll lately.

[–]quackdamnyou 0 points1 point ago

True story: I picked up a hitchhiker holding an axe once. He was a nice dude. Smelled bad from splitting wood all day, but nice enough.

[–]hitchhikerwithknife 0 points1 point ago

jep... he should totaly have used something concealable... like.. what do you call 'em stabby things?

[–]reagsx 0 points1 point ago

[–]Ninjakitty07 0 points1 point ago

At least he's honest about being a potential axe murderer.

[–]BackwardsBelt 0 points1 point ago

Uhhh, this is my friend IRL. Weird

[–]crackdtoothgrin 0 points1 point ago

I know him too. Was friends with my best friend in college. Weird to see these pictures become a meme.

[–]IsMaithLiom 0 points1 point ago

He just wants to axe them a few questions

[–]Derp_Derpingston 0 points1 point ago

You misspelled "right."

[–]botle 0 points1 point ago

You're supposed to hide the axe, duh!

[–]MotherfuckingGandhi 0 points1 point ago

Fraternity hazing? I remember hearing a similar story, only instead of an ax it was a a chainsaw, and the guy was wearing nothing but a pair of boxers.

[–]harry_deepwood 0 points1 point ago

he can't swing that axe in my car.

[–]aquarius2195 0 points1 point ago

dont be a pussy, this guy looks legit.

[–]wretcheddawn 0 points1 point ago

I've hitchhiked with a rifle before.

[–]baolin21 0 points1 point ago

he must have picked up my sister

[–]SwedishFishYum 0 points1 point ago

That's an odd looking wiener

[–]Breathing_Balls 1 point2 points ago

Wouldn't matter. Those drivers seem to have some sort of axe to grind.

[–]6conor 0 points1 point ago

Repost: please stop.

[–]PinkDevil -5 points-4 points ago

Hahahaha, FAIL, zomg he's so failing.

[–]TheMetalMilitia 2 points3 points ago

what is the point of that comment.

[–]Random_Short_Stories 2 points3 points ago

Some facebook shit happening right now.

[–]PinkDevil 1 point2 points ago

Sarcasm doesn't transfer very well with text. Haha, I think it would be a lot better if it didn't say "fail."