Photoshop? Nope, just Russia.

Allergy_Man · 4 months

When I first saw this, I thought it was towing a waterskier.

Alas, just a buoy.

AnkhOmega · 4 months

And not a single ебать was given.

i_feel_rexy · 4 months

Flippin sweet. Several years ago, I was fishing on a beach on Hickam AFB on Oahu, HI. Hickam is right next to Pearl Harbor, and every ship that leaves or enters goes right past where I was fishing. Anywho, I was catching nothing at all, so I passed the time looking down by my feet, watching fish swim right past. I looked up and BAM there's a nuclear submarine, silently sailing right past me. I was standing pretty far out into the channel, about a stone's throw away from the sub. It was AWESOME.

Cualax23 · 4 months

Don't see why the hunt for Red October was so hard?

heckarstix · 4 months

I like how not a single person seems interested in it

smacktoward · 4 months

This has to be photoshopped. If it was really a Russian beach we'd see Vladimir Putin in a Speedo wrestling a killer whale.

tk421dr · 4 months

I was so busy looking for boobs that I didn't even notice the damn thing.

trgdr090 · 4 months

Jesus that's a big sucker.

phoenixprince · 4 months

The russian remake of Jaws.

TimeForTiffin · 4 months

Soon...

GLaMSDOS · 4 months

looking around at people on the beach What am I looking for? I don't see anything strange here...

Took me awhile to spot the submarine ><...

Back2BagDad · 4 months

Seems like a typical Street Fighter background for some reason.

bigbabich · 4 months

I never go to the beach during Typhoon season.

Hessticlops · 4 months

Only the first of these submarines to be constructed, the Dmitriy Donskoy, is still in active service with the Russian Navy, serving as a test platform for the Bulava (SS-NX-32) missile which is currently under development. The Arkhangelsk (TK-17) and Severstal (TK-20) remain commissioned, though not currently active with the Russian fleet.

Wonder when the picture was taken? Apparently The Arkhangelsk and Severstal are due to come back into service sometime this year.

freerider · 4 months

Your moms dildo slipped out?

erikx213 · 4 months

Thats some lifeguard they got there...

redbeatles · 4 months

Red October standing by.

Fuck_Onions · 4 months

I never realized how large submarines are..........

wolf550e · 4 months

https://maps.google.com/maps?ll=64.575432,39.772782&z=17

https://maps.google.com/maps?ll=69.436005,32.353728&z=17

http://www.bing.com/maps/?v=2&cp=64.58005756678729~39.8091527031704&lvl=17&dir=0&sty=h&form=LMLTCC

Current US ballistic missile subs:

https://maps.google.com/maps?ll=47.743136,-122.731125&z=18

https://maps.google.com/maps?ll=30.807989,-81.524139&z=18

TehPerfessor · 4 months

Me and a couple of friends went fishing off the coast of Hawaii to have an American sub surface about 50 feet away from us, oh man bricks where shat

theRZArecta · 4 months

I've never seen so many people not giving a fuck about a submarine

Basetyp · 4 months

Wow, this picture reminds me of a sailing trip I had at school. It was near Kiel, Germany where we had our first sailing lessons when roughly 70 meters next to our boat a giant submarine turned up. The couch told us to calm down and that this would happen sometimes near his boating school because of the marine base about 5 kilometers away. Anyway I was shocked and yet pleased that I had the chance to look at that colossus of steel from close range!

GeeBee72 · 4 months

Comrades, our own fleet doesn't know our full potential.

They will do everything possible to test us, but they will only test their own embarrassment.

We will leave our fleet behind.

We will pass through the American patrols, pass their sonar nets, and lay off their largest city and listen to their rock 'n' roll while we conduct missile drills.

Then...

And when we are finished, the only sound they will hear is our laughter while we sail to Havana, where the sun is warm and so is the comradeship.

<<Catapillar Drive Engaged>>

Skitrel · 4 months

There is a warship parked in the middle of London to defend the Olympics and Anti Aircraft missiles are on the top of a block of flats... London every day is weirder than this photo right now.

Chad_Brochill_17 · 4 months

Living next to a subbase, this has happened to me plenty of times before.

JazzyNips · 4 months

Funny? Nope, just submarine.

chimchim64 · 4 months

Wow there really are submarine races!

cybersquire · 4 months

Russian midshipman: [in Russian] Captain's scared them out of the water!

tante_ernestborgnine · 4 months

When I was in middle school, I went with the science club on a trip to Catalina Island. Came home telling my dad about sailors hitting golf balls off a submarine onto a floating green, and he didn't believe me! I was flabbergasted. Luckily, he came to a picture slide show at school, and he saw for himself that I was right. Never felt more vindicated, but did make me wonder if I was such a huge liar about everything else, who could blame him? Mom always said I was "imaginative."

Sylamatek · 4 months

This isn't even funny it's just fucking awesome. This would make my day if I was at a beach.

Deacon · 4 months

The Hunt for Coney Island

King_022 · 4 months

I refuse to believe that Russia has any other season besides winter and where the fuck is all the bears!!!!!! Ps there is nothing happy about Russia

Moobs_like_Jagger · 4 months

"A satellite caught Red October in Poliyarnyy Inlet this morning..."

demonic87 · 4 months

Took me a good 20 seconds to see that submarine.

watwasthat · 4 months

Used to happen all the time if you went to the beach in Rhode Island. Subs used to surface to come into Groton Sub Base.

trollmenot · 4 months

God, the "In Russia..." jokes aren't coming...They're just not coming!

ActnADonkey · 4 months

If you look real hard you can see a black dude

jack104 · 4 months

I don't know why but I didn't notice that sub at first and when I did, I nearly jumped out of my skin.

ilovealltoilets · 4 months

Am I the only one that noticed the topless woman on the left?

sargENT_shart · 4 months

To this day I have never seen a submarine in person, not a word of a lie, I would probably think we were under attack.

erchall · 4 months

Never mind the submarine; I wish banana hammocks were more socially acceptable here in the United States.

zentrout · 4 months

Even looking at a picture like this, it's very difficult for me to grasp how enormous those things are.

downtowne · 4 months

Is there a waterskier behind that?

richmomz · 4 months

"...and we shall sail to Havana where the sun is warm, and so is the... "comradship."

crew cheers and whistles

ATpup · 4 months

you can see subs in WA all the time or from what i hear san diego

CoyoteStark · 4 months

Is weather balloon. Move along, comrade.

Tonypier · 4 months

Over a hundred Russians in this picture and not one bottle of alcho-.... oh wait, I found one.

faaaaaakk · 4 months

Not a tan among them...

ConsciousPilot · 4 months

"Do not be alarmed. Continue swimming naked... Oh come on! Continue!"

Jaws666 · 4 months

That's a Typhoon, the worlds largest submarine.

It has a swimming pool onboard. The pool is tiny, but still.

ForeverAllOne · 4 months

It actually is a shoop, fucking retard.

tomllm · 4 months

I saw a Russian sub on the surface while I was in Istanbul - they have to go through the Bosphorus on the surface cuz it's so damn narrow.

flattop100 · 4 months

"And Ryan, be careful. Some things down there...don't respond well to bullets."

keepkalm · 4 months

I guess I'm used to seeing submarines. I grew up near Hood Canal in Washington State and the Subs would always need to open the bridge to go to Bangor.

Yes, submarines needed a floating bridge to open so they could pass, it's not a deep channel.

dingboodle · 4 months

In Soviet Russia, Red October finds you!

DeLoreanMotorCars · 4 months

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