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[–]bettywhitessoul 17 points18 points ago

Am I mistaken or does that say "cockfart"?

[–]KShults 5 points6 points ago

You are definitely not mistaken.

[–]amap100 0 points1 point ago

its an audio file for the reason program, it must be a great song. in all seriousness, please upload it.

[–]bignosepooper[S] 6 points7 points ago

[–]maju101 3 points4 points ago

Anyone have a link to that wallpaper? It's awesome :)

[–]bignosepooper[S] 2 points3 points ago

[–]gnitirWsdrawkcaB 3 points4 points ago

Seriously, what is "cockfart"?

[–]bignosepooper[S] 1 point2 points ago

Cockfart is a Reason file a buddy and I made in Reason for one of my songs; I couldn't think of a name so he typed in "cock fart." He's ridiculous.

[–]gnitirWsdrawkcaB 1 point2 points ago

He sounds like a charming fellow, good luck with your songwriting.

[–]some_random_noob 1 point2 points ago

patrick is disturbed by all the shortcuts on your desktop, you fapping he enjoyed.

[–]deejaymikeyg 1 point2 points ago

I bet you didn't pay for massive ableton or cubase haha

[–]bignosepooper[S] 1 point2 points ago

[–]Tasty_electro 0 points1 point ago

are you a sound engineer? or a producer? seeing you developed a vst lol

[–]bignosepooper[S] 1 point2 points ago

I'm starting to get into producing my own music haha. I've been writing songs for years but this year I finally saved enough money to buy all the stuff I need to start recording my stuff :)

[–]Tasty_electro 1 point2 points ago

cool well im sure there is a collab somewhere in the future ;P

[–]deejaymikeyg 0 points1 point ago

I am as well. Its a great big producer get together!

[–]deejaymikeyg 0 points1 point ago

10/10 would watch again

[–]spaz3322 1 point2 points ago

i am pretty ridiculous

[–]TheZeven 1 point2 points ago

I believe you need to re-arrange your icons to have "Massive" and "Cockfart" next to eachother (in that order, do not disappoint.)

[–]bignosepooper[S] 1 point2 points ago

I lol'd

[–]Mrfergusmcgee 1 point2 points ago

I could not stop laughing at the cockfart on your desktop.

[–]Patrick___Star 1 point2 points ago

...the things this man has forced me to see....

[–]FHSolidsnake 1 point2 points ago

I hope you paid for that copy of Portal.

[–]ElChinko 0 points1 point ago

Can't tell if surprised or disgusted.

[–]senormaxiwheats 0 points1 point ago

Where did you find that background?

[–]bignosepooper[S] 1 point2 points ago

I found it on Reddit one day, probably a couple of weeks ago. I have little to no sense of time since I've found Reddit.

[–]RoundersBat 0 points1 point ago

As Hannibal Lecter once said: And don't your eyes seek out the things you want? The first words I saw were cock, and maximizer.

[–]BecauseScience 0 points1 point ago

Care to share which genre or type of music you're working on?

[–]bignosepooper[S] 0 points1 point ago

It really depends on which one of my friends I'm working with -- I love writing all genres of music.

Here's two songs from my old band that I wrote to give you an idea of my writing style. I wrote all of the instrumentals (besides the percussion) and I wrote all of the vocal melodies for both songs. At the time my lead singer did all of the producing, I'm hoping to make some better mixes now that I'll be producing my music.

Valhallan Rain

Oni No Koe

[–]iluhbewbies 0 points1 point ago

we all know you didnt buy any of that audio software ;)

[–]QuillJS 0 points1 point ago

Spending too much time on /r/customization is killing me because now I want to show you the magical land of rainmeter.

[–]bignosepooper[S] 1 point2 points ago

:O I just looked at that subreddit. I need to learn how to do that.

[–]QuillJS 1 point2 points ago

It's a lot of fun once you learn your way around everything. Some of it is pretty complicated, but the more you fool with it the easier it gets. This is my desktop and it took me awhile to change all the colors to my favorite blues. You have to use hexadecimal code to do that. A month ago I wouldn't have known what hexa was or that 00D3E9 and 54FFFF are kick ass colors.

[–]JohnAbruzzi -4 points-3 points ago