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[–]missC08 5 points6 points ago

SALT N PEPPA'S HERE!!!

[–]bonochromatic 4 points5 points ago

salt and pep

salt and pep

salt and peppa's here

saltsaltsaltsalt

SALT AND PEPPA'S HERE!

[–]missC08 2 points3 points ago

Now now now wait a minute ya'll...this dance ain't for everybody...only the sexy people...so all you fly brother's, get on out there and dance. Dance i said!

[–]TwoLegsJoe 1 point2 points ago

I always make a sad face and walk away at that line.

[–]missC08 0 points1 point ago

me too

[–]jellytime 1 point2 points ago

It seems that the way the door handle is on this door, you actually have to pull it. I could be wrong though.

[–]jordanminjie 0 points1 point ago

Yea some doors (like this one) have the pull handles on both sides. Makes it hard to tell whether you're meant to push or pull it. I almost always pull on instinct when I see the handle.

[–]NoSassScooter 1 point2 points ago

The door chime is some funky bass.

[–]WHATBACON 1 point2 points ago

What you did there, I saw it.

[–]thebamfs01 1 point2 points ago

Chicks dig push it.

[–]Blepharospasm 0 points1 point ago

I'm ashamed to say I had this, but I have had that song on my phone for the sole purpose of pretending to have something in common with a girl I like...

[–]Titan7771 1 point2 points ago

God I hate this song, it's like the anthem for obnoxiously drunk karaoke girls.

[–]DubbleCheez 0 points1 point ago

Get upvoted on this.

[–]Maxables 0 points1 point ago

GET UP ON THIS!

[–]tombombcrongadil 0 points1 point ago

I FUCKING LOVE THIS GIRL!

[–]isaypahtahtoe 0 points1 point ago

I was hoping for a gif of Cleveland singing Justin Beiber, but this'll do.

[–]matjc978 0 points1 point ago

I think I love this door

[–]wiebeezy 0 points1 point ago

There's probably a large number of redditors who won't get this due to their youth.

[–]Jonesty 0 points1 point ago

saw the trailer for "The Campaign"?

[–]tb2007 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of the Slowskys.

**sorry horrible quality

[–]bmarshhhh -3 points-2 points ago

That's not how the Britney Spears song goes.