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[–]TheCadaver 355 points356 points ago

I really hope I'm not the only one who tried to wipe that black dot off of their screen.

[–]saywhatisobvious 147 points148 points ago

[–]adrian5b 18 points19 points ago

You're a man worthy of the heavens.

[–]saywhatisobvious 72 points73 points ago

Now am i a man worthy of HELL?

[–]BabblingCrap 25 points26 points ago

[–]Apostol_Matariel 8 points9 points ago

That's actually how I feel in almost all my comments. I canceled this 3 times before finally commenting.

[–]calufrax85 50 points51 points ago

Try using bleach, and a scouring pad. You have to really work at it, but it comes off eventually.

[–]Combustible_lem0ns 31 points32 points ago

steel wool does the trick

[–]sir_bigballs 1 point2 points ago

and if that doesn't work, the one thing that never fails to get rid of black dots, is more black dots

[–]amandaluvsskittles 24 points25 points ago

You're not

[–]KG8Peace 27 points28 points ago

I went back to see what you were talking about. Saw the dot, tried to wipe it off, felt stupid.

[–]granados991 9 points10 points ago

You're not alone.... I did it too...

[–]oneofthemThrowaways1 1 point2 points ago

r/adviceanimals will piss you off with its fake dead pixel.

[–]Shawnyall 11 points12 points ago

You forgot the black dot on the nose that was randomly placed there by OP.

[–]Megabean 57 points58 points ago

[–]Awesome_Oil_Paint 195 points196 points ago

[–]Megabean 34 points35 points ago

You are my hero.

[–]Punkwolf 9 points10 points ago

I think I got a new background.

[–]vaaarr 16 points17 points ago

[–]jal0001 57 points58 points ago

We need shitty_watercolour in here for an epic showdown of the ages

[–]daoul_ruke 33 points34 points ago

And maybe karmanaut to add some more drama?

[–]BigClifty 17 points18 points ago

He would ban both, and then siphon their Karma-essence.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

[–]frogminator 5 points6 points ago

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

FTFY

[–]Darkraizenri 5 points6 points ago

No.

[–]Regono 128 points129 points ago

I seriously wan't a frame of this.

[–]thescarwar 276 points277 points ago

That's a nice con'traction ya got there.

[–]darknemesis25 58 points59 points ago

sorry for the piggyback, here's the photoshop fix

[–]peoplepeephole 27 points28 points ago

This is the reason I looked at the comments

[–]WarmAppleTart 34 points35 points ago

I read:

I seriously wasn't a frame of this.

Spent way too long thinking about that.

[–]CeeBmata 111 points112 points ago

I do'nt get it.

[–]calmbatman 72 points73 points ago

Get w'hat?

[–]pixeltehcat 0 points1 point ago

Cm'on guy's, he cant' help it's. Give 'im a break.

[–]8u9i8u8u7y4e9i6t9i 32 points33 points ago

That's the first time he posted in a month and he just got flamed more than the Jews in the holocaust

[–]jcmc2112 9 points10 points ago

I was about to explain to you what Regono did until I got a second look of what you said ಠ_ಠ

[–]muzzman32 1 point2 points ago

Whose Regono?

[–]doctorofphysick 19 points20 points ago

Who'se

FTFY

[–]ABitCurious 8 points9 points ago

Mine, of course. He's not youres.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Blackface420 1 point2 points ago

He made a joke, stupid.

[–]TheInsaneDane 1 point2 points ago

wan't

WAN'T

wannot?

[–]dracy69 15 points16 points ago

I'll be honest, I was hoping for a picture of those awesome fucking pants

[–]HighAndDrunk 3 points4 points ago

I searched and searched. So i present you with nothing. No link. No cool pants. Please forgive me.

[–]bakkouz 1 point2 points ago

deviantart doesn't need an imgur mirror, I'm pretty sure it can handle the load.

[–]Awesome_Oil_Paint 1 point2 points ago

I know, but some people have deviantart blocked at work and I gotten complaints because of that.

[–]ArtThouAngry 175 points176 points ago

[–]Imonlypartwalrus 39 points40 points ago

I just shit myself in a fit of laughter, and when I realize that he also shit himself I shit myself some more. It was a perpetual shit fest. Glorious.

[–]aryst0krat 32 points33 points ago

GLOOOOOORIOUS.

[–]Duct0r_ 16 points17 points ago

THAT WAS A MONSTROUS SHIT. CAN WE DO THAT AGAIN?!

[–]Slinger17 16 points17 points ago

A WORTHY SHIT

[–]Proposition_Joe 6 points7 points ago

CAN WE SHIT MORE LIKE THAT?

[–]Poo-phoria 1 point2 points ago

A WONDERFUL SHIT

[–]iGilmer 12 points13 points ago

Suddenly, spaghetti.

[–]GallifreyanRavenclaw 2 points3 points ago

mom's spaghetti

[–]killroy901 5 points6 points ago

Ding ding ding !

[–]ArtThouAngry 3 points4 points ago

Well, shit.

[–]pokeylope 4 points5 points ago

this was also my first thought, and naturally, i thought i'd be the first one who thought so

yes, i art angry!

[–]_outofthegreen 1 point2 points ago

YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS this was exactly what I thought of as well

[–]taboo90 66 points67 points ago

I was really hoping for a face swap

[–]quartermann 4 points5 points ago

I'm there with you. Where's our head swap of the other cows??

[–]Sowy 10 points11 points ago

hell yeah! I lol'd just thinking about it

[–]naux 152 points153 points ago

Here is your horrifying face swap http://i.imgur.com/GEV7U.jpg

[–]pranavrc 27 points28 points ago

God, my stomach.

[–]GoldenSundown 1 point2 points ago

This would make the creepiest "You've come to the wrong neighborhood, son" moment.

[–]on_that_note 157 points158 points ago

[–]brigodon 48 points49 points ago

ERMAHGERD, DIDNEY WORL

[–]MisterSquidz 4 points5 points ago

Jesus Christ, that was unusually hilarious.

[–]waccoa 5 points6 points ago

I giggled like a little bitch

[–]the2belo 82 points83 points ago

[–]Natsuu 18 points19 points ago

I was reminded of this one...

[–]Rather_Dashing 49 points50 points ago

[–]boobsrelatedusername 17 points18 points ago

That, is terrifying..

[–]TheInsaneDane 6 points7 points ago

God my stomach...

[–]bestbeforeMar91 14 points15 points ago

That cow has become self-aware.

[–]muffiluffagus 1 point2 points ago

yes

[–]YourPantsAreSagan 25 points26 points ago

Ding ding ding ding ding

[–]nihilessence 3 points4 points ago

Fucking hell Sir, you just gave me a geek-attack anticipating the impending final season. I was trying to avoid that.

[–]coreyjro 2 points3 points ago

Most highly regarded show on TV /= geeky.

[–]chair-ninja 1 point2 points ago

[–]snakrause 124 points125 points ago

[–]Verblocity 88 points89 points ago

Mooby pls

[–]canucksforlife 249 points250 points ago

A farmer tried to milk me...

http://i.imgur.com/7meAe.jpg

This is all I see.

[–][deleted] 155 points156 points ago

Punchline in the comment, 2/10

[–]nyim_nyim 6 points7 points ago

[–]Im_Danny_Vermin 13 points14 points ago

A cow stole my line once.

Once.

[–]iaccidentlytheworld 1 point2 points ago

The bottom picture would go nice with a "Dat ass" on it.

[–]Zaraste 84 points85 points ago

[–]Airport52 5 points6 points ago

You nailed it.

[–]spyd4r 8 points9 points ago

[–]n00nz 28 points29 points ago

[–]hushnowquietnow 9 points10 points ago

[10] goat.

[–]GiantWhaleCannon 1 point2 points ago

Saved as goatsweetjesus.jpg.

[–]xendeta 15 points16 points ago

Am I the only one that thought there was something on my screen when the third picture came up?

[–]francisc0121 6 points7 points ago

Apparently so, since nobody else is talking about it.

I see it too brother

[–]RSBradly 42 points43 points ago

Gooby pls

[–]Vorsai 14 points15 points ago

Accualy is caow.

[–]Ninja_Spike 18 points19 points ago

FACE SWAP TIME!

[–]Kelsomatic 7 points8 points ago

Please, someone. This is what I came to the comments for.

[–]naux 1 point2 points ago

(posted it in another comment)

[–]GallifreyanRavenclaw 1 point2 points ago

So, how's the leg penis going?

[–]MasticatedJesus 23 points24 points ago

accualy is dolan

[–]frucknog 5 points6 points ago

That dude has the raddest pants ever

[–]senormellow 2 points3 points ago

[–]honeybadga 53 points54 points ago

EHRMAGERD!!! TERCTOR!!!!

[–]Toxic_Sewage 19 points20 points ago

No. Please no.

[–]v-alentine 2 points3 points ago

I'VE SEEN SOME SHIT

[–]digging_for_fire 1 point2 points ago

Actually is Dolan.

[–]BananaInsane121 1 point2 points ago

acculy is dolan

[–]Tralliz 2 points3 points ago

Imgur Related Perhaps?

[–]illfuckstartyourhead 1 point2 points ago

The fuck?

[–]RzK 8 points9 points ago

He's just pissed because theres a black dot on his nose

[–]dlogan3344 2 points3 points ago

And we shall name him, Derp.

[–]cerealkiller69 2 points3 points ago

Mad Cow

[–]pussy_muncher 2 points3 points ago

cant help but get annoyed by the black pixels on the cow's nose

[–]mcquistan2015 2 points3 points ago

Scrolled down and when I saw the pictures zooming in, all I was thinking about was "gooby pls".

[–]menofmichigan 2 points3 points ago

it knows....

[–]MegaJawa 2 points3 points ago

[–]Smaltze 2 points3 points ago

[–]huitlacoche 2 points3 points ago

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

New meme in 3..2..1..

[–]mont94 28 points29 points ago

aaaannnnndddd its gone

[–]Asophis 38 points39 points ago

Fuck you.

[–]thegreatmisanthrope 14 points15 points ago

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I take back my snobby comment, that's actually quite funny lol

[–]galipso 4 points5 points ago

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]K1dn3yPunch 1 point2 points ago

And somebody else did it before galipso. But he failed to check.

[–]galipso 1 point2 points ago

[–]K1dn3yPunch 1 point2 points ago

That was awful. Don't link to that part of an image search ever. I wanted to punch your shins. Click one more time and give us this instead.

[–]unprotectedsax 2 points3 points ago

I LIKE CHICKENS, EDDY!

[–]PunishableOffence 7 points8 points ago

This is all my OCD sees.

[–]samw3d 18 points19 points ago

you don't have OCD

[–]saywhatisobvious 4 points5 points ago

[–]amp_p 1 point2 points ago

That's a derp cow if I've ever seen one.

[–]evenheaded 1 point2 points ago

THEN WHO WAS OX?

[–]losesomeweight 1 point2 points ago

i totally tried to touch that speck on that cow's nose

[–]_ze 1 point2 points ago

Dat mole?

[–]adashofnarwhal 1 point2 points ago

gooby pls

[–]oldmanfury 1 point2 points ago

Gooby pls

[–]JohnFrum 1 point2 points ago

Is he whacking them with a pitch fork?

That may explain it.

[–]freetheloli 1 point2 points ago

Oi Op where are you from? I know that these yellow marks on the ears of the cows are used in switzerland, so is this just coincidence or am i right with my guess

[–]floaton21 1 point2 points ago

Looks like Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

[–]madmonkey63 1 point2 points ago

Gooby pls

[–]byproxxy 1 point2 points ago

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMERRRRP

[–]Skyline969 1 point2 points ago

TENSO

[–]neaston1990 1 point2 points ago

The bottom picture reminds me of Hector Salamanca.

[–]zootphen 1 point2 points ago

[–]ploz 1 point2 points ago

[–]mark8396 1 point2 points ago

[–]iamNebula 1 point2 points ago

CONSPIRACY - ''THE BLACK DOT''

[–]terranex 1 point2 points ago

[–]nitram916 1 point2 points ago

He will probably taste retarded :D

[–]SevenSignz 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for not saying "Just my friend's dad and his cows." Here, have my upvote.

[–]butterkup[S] 1 point2 points ago

For anyone interested, the original photo. Feel free to do whatever with it, and post it as a comment here! :)

[–]RegCharles 1 point2 points ago

It looks like Sid from Ice Age

[–]Liambada 1 point2 points ago

What I immediately thought of.

[–]Killenemsoftly 2 points3 points ago

Does anyone else see Dwight?

[–]rauls4 1 point2 points ago

Oh no! Those are tell tale signs of Derp Cow Disease.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Golden-Calf 5 points6 points ago

Usually when I'm making a face like that in a photo, it's because I have no clue what's going on.

[–]milk_fat 1 point2 points ago

username is most appropriate.

[–]missrigby 0 points1 point ago

She looks like sid the sloth from ice age

[–]ZombieDonutZ 0 points1 point ago

First thing i thought of was Ed saying "I like eggs."

[–]melthornal 0 points1 point ago

It is really hard for cows to look forward. Why you gotta make fun of them. Cows are nice people. :(

[–]qtip12 1 point2 points ago

Or assholes, it really depends on who takes care of them.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

the two cows in the front are looking a bit thin.

[–]jaquez_the_toad 0 points1 point ago

That cow was like, "Mmm... gurl, you best be pointing that camera somewhere else."

[–]clever_username_eh 0 points1 point ago

What comes to mind...

"And afterwards, maybe drop by the yacht club. Mmmm? Mmmm? Mmmm?"

[–]Xanin 0 points1 point ago

I thought this was going to be a face swap.

[–]TheAmazingBunbury 0 points1 point ago

Those are some pretty small cows. Are they young, or just a small breed?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Who cares...Jesus

[–]nifty50 0 points1 point ago

I've stared at this picture for about 30 minutes... what is wrong with me?

[–]Akchemist187 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone notice that he looks like Hector Salamanca from BreakingBad

[–]BoojiBoy 0 points1 point ago

I'm seeing a young Wilfred Brimley. He was quite handsome.

[–]amregor 0 points1 point ago

i thought at the it will zoom back out with all the faces replaced with the crazy cow's face.

[–]ZosaCloud 0 points1 point ago

Amazing. Can anyone make a better quailty close-up??

[–]Masaowolf 0 points1 point ago

Cow gustas, do you?

[–]Ermahgerd_iRob 0 points1 point ago

Cow troll! BRILLIANT!

[–]Deadforfun1 0 points1 point ago

Deeerrrrpaherpus

[–]Dodge5278 0 points1 point ago

moon

[–]UrethraPlug 0 points1 point ago

Does nobody else see the resemblance to dramatic chipmunk?

[–]lool75 0 points1 point ago

I can't shake the feeling that the picture is taken in iceland, amirite ?

[–]spyd4r 0 points1 point ago

glad i'm not the only one who thinks all cows look retarded.

[–]Bajalove 0 points1 point ago

Wow! Cows are weirder than I thought they were!

[–]Cheddercheese 0 points1 point ago

Am i the only one who thinks it looks like Dolan?

[–]richmana 0 points1 point ago

Someone needs to Photoshop that derp face onto the other cows and the dad!

[–]SmashedHimBro 0 points1 point ago

You Kiwi?

[–]jmarks7448 0 points1 point ago

I am an upper class cow. How dare you put me with these petty low class ground beef.

[–]Anovan 0 points1 point ago

moo gusta

[–]happyfucker 0 points1 point ago

It's not meant to be seen from that angle!

[–]stevekink 0 points1 point ago

moo gusta

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

[–]JonnyRiordan 0 points1 point ago

New meme:D

[–]Drunkfaced 0 points1 point ago

Thams sum sexeh kauz.

[–]TrollLevel100 0 points1 point ago

.....derp