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[–]slAHth 3 points4 points ago

Comedian/Masturbator. Simple and elegant

[–]JamesPHX 0 points1 point ago

You know this was fake, right? It was for his show. (... sorry if I just ruined anything. Won't give any spoilers.)

[–]Stirnlappenbasilisk 1 point2 points ago

BUT IT'S FUNNY.

[–]slAHth 0 points1 point ago

Haha I was assuming so... it was a nice touch regardless

[–]schrute_buck 2 points3 points ago

And my axe!

Seriously, she's cute, kinda reminds me of Rachel McAdams. I'm gonna spank it to that chick tonight. Tomorrow is "Spank it to that chick" day. If she's right, God is gonna be so mad at her.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

The bible doesn't say a single thing about masturbation. I feel bad for her, so misguided. She doesn't even know what she's missing.

I wonder if people who believe that way would be okay with getting off by accident. "Oh, I'm sitting on this dryer...what's that feeling?!" "this horse is bouncing a lot...oh, that's nice!" Would that be okay with them?

[–]eyehate 0 points1 point ago

The bible doesn't say a single thing about masturbation. I feel bad for her, so misguided. She doesn't even know what she's missing.

This is actually just a bit on his show. Great episode.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Really, it's from his show? Haha! I had no idea, I seriously didn't even question whether Fox News was idiotic enough to put "comedian/masturbator" on the screen.

[–]eyehate 0 points1 point ago

Yeah.

I think he ends up banging her in the episode. Been awhile since I have seen it. There was also a subplot of him trying to beat off and the news would come on and talk about the most horrible shit while he tried to keep it going.

[–]MiniRuckus 1 point2 points ago

Source It kinda looks fake. *Edit I think it's from his show.

[–]ImFuckingRadical 0 points1 point ago

That's creepy as fuck lmao.

[–]Aperfectmoment 0 points1 point ago

I'm gonna masturbate about her too...

[–]Aperfectmoment 0 points1 point ago