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I guess everyone has their obsessions (imgur.com)

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[–]jwolfer 361 points362 points ago

Man I wonder how hard it will be to explain to his future wife......oh wait....

[–]orthag 253 points254 points ago

He doesn't need a wife.....Only Miley...... Locked in a cage in his basement.......

[–]BioSim00 293 points294 points ago

Despite all her rage...

[–]girlheartsfett 58 points59 points ago

There's always a relevant picture for everything on the internet, isn't there...

[–]sparx483 29 points30 points ago

Despite her age... Some of those tats look a couple years old.

[–]pill_popper 44 points45 points ago

Weird Al Yankovic had an idea for a song parody of that Smashing Pumpkins song (it never really got much past the conceptual phase), the chorus of which goes: "despite my old age, I am still making minimum wage." I don't know why he didn't follow through with that one

[–]kmotesy 6 points7 points ago

He used that song in The Alternative Polka. He really doesn't parody the same song twice.

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    [–]nixonrichard 96 points97 points ago

    Damn Miley! When the fuck did that happen and why did nobody inform my penis?!

    [–]SuperbusAtheos 59 points60 points ago

    She turned 18. Look up "Can't be tamed."

    [–]Kazz3lrath 15 points16 points ago

    Well then. This changes everything.

    [–]SuperbusAtheos 9 points10 points ago

    Hmmm, Yes, Indubitably.

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      [–]YesButConsiderThis 2 points3 points ago

      Well then, allow me.

      pic.twitter.com/X1TD9CFe

      [–]CitizenPremier 9 points10 points ago

      Hmmm, she's cute, but not tattoo-her-name-all-over-my-body cute.

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        [–]Brian_is_trilla 52 points53 points ago

        it puts the lotion on its skin

        [–]Rufdog2 4 points5 points ago

        Nonononononono.

        [–]Deesnutz 1 point2 points ago

        Or else it gets the hose again.

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          [–]FiveSix 46 points47 points ago

          I think this may be what he's looking for.

          (Warning link is relatively NSFW)

          [–]AtavistArise 36 points37 points ago

          Achey love holes?! Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over!

          [–]Neurotikitty 5 points6 points ago

          Hope your comment isn't whooshing over my head somehow, but I'm guessing that's in reference to her father's song Achey Breaky Heart.

          [–]IByrdl 13 points14 points ago

          Those damn dolls all look the same, just a different picture on the front.

          In case you want to know why I know... My friend bought one to put in the back of our window on a road trip as a prank.

          [–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

          Your friend... Always a friend.

          [–]profiteerer 20 points21 points ago

          I've got to imagine that those are only ever bought as a joke. Can't see how it'd be pleasurable to basically fuck the seam on a pool floatie.

          [–]Kealper 1 point2 points ago

          Owe.

          That is all.

          [–]Diabeto88 2 points3 points ago

          i can confirm this. i used to work at a porn shop

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              [–]greenbomber 3 points4 points ago

              She will obviously recognize her own signature.

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                [–]ElectroFlasherFilms 174 points175 points ago

                Why do tats of faces alway look scary?

                [–]honest_ed 197 points198 points ago

                if you want a scientific explanation, it's because our brains have a section entirely devoted to human facial recognition, so even the slightest deviance in a representation will complete change the way a face looks to us, and even make it look unnatural. if however you had a portrait of 'bud' from those dog movies for instance, no one would know the difference because animal faces in one species all more or less look the same to us.

                [–]211530250 92 points93 points ago

                not to be racist, but is that where the "blacks/asians all look the same" stereotype comes from?

                [–]Surly_Canary 150 points151 points ago

                Yep, if you grow up around one particular set of physical features your brain essentially builds its face recognition around said features, so it becomes harder for you to tell the difference between individuals of an unfamiliar appearance. You hear it less in the west, but most Asians have even more trouble with it because their societies tend to be more mono-cultural.

                When we're born we're actually far more capable of noticing differences in physical features, infants for example have no trouble telling the difference between animals that seem almost identical to adults. It's a matter of specialization, we start out competent at everything and narrow down to what our brain is most exposed to for efficiency.

                It's not cut and dried though, spend enough time around people of another ethnicity and your brain will re-wire to learn their features as well. Same applies for different species, ever notice how some farmers can tell seemingly identical cattle/dogs/sheep/etc apart at a glance?

                [–]Slafser 73 points74 points ago

                So that's why all girls look alike.

                [–]Penny_is_a_Bitch 21 points22 points ago

                Well... TIL, in r/WTF

                Fancy that.

                [–]clothes_are_optional 5 points6 points ago

                very interesting, i know exactly what you mean, too. if i'll meet two guys/girls that look similar, i'll tend to group them into one in terms of the physical structure but also just as to what kind of people they are in my life. however, after hanging out with them a bunch, i'll always look back and think, i can't believe i used to think they looked similar or even behaved similarly. this brain efficiency thing is not cool

                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

                Switched schools as a kid and was surrounded by white people for the first time. You're right. It took me months before I could finally stop mixing people up.

                On a related note. My roommate in college had a typical West Indian accent. By the end of the school year, I swear I couldn't hear his accent anymore. The brain is a crazy thing.

                [–]Indieindie85 1 point2 points ago

                Do you have any evidence to support the notion that mono-cultural Asians have more difficulty recognizing Caucasians than Caucasians do recognizing Asians? I only doubt this because Caucasians typically have more salient features; more ranges of skin tone, eye colour, hair colour, etc.

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                  [–]m42a 7 points8 points ago

                  Yes. Interestingly, it's both based on who you grew up with and intrinsic; white children who grew up with predominately black children and few white children can distinguish both white and black people easily, but white children who grew up with a few black children and predominately white children find it more difficult to tell blacks apart than whites.

                  [–]shadybrainfarm 1 point2 points ago

                  I guess it's because the "blackness" (or asian-ness, or whatever) is such an overwhelming characteristic (to an underexposed member of a different race) that other more minor differences are less obvious.

                  I myself am white, but I can't tell bleach blond white girls in their late teens/early twenties apart unless I really REALLY try.

                  [–]nefariousness 10 points11 points ago

                  its called cross racial identification, its been known to be unreliable. but it is the same for asians or blacks identifying us. (us being white, as i assume all people are like me.)

                  [–]RandyRandle 1 point2 points ago

                  Nah, they don't look the same, they just all dress the same.

                  [–]TheMediumPanda 1 point2 points ago

                  It's called 'Inter-racial blindness' if you're looking for a term.

                  [–]digitalpencil 1 point2 points ago

                  see cross-race identification bias.

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                    [–]knerp 11 points12 points ago

                    I disagree. it's just shitty tattoo art. Whenever you get into the realm of portraits for tattoos the talent pool shrinks considerably.

                    [–]Damadawf 7 points8 points ago

                    The Uncanny Valley!

                    [–]Lington 1 point2 points ago

                    This is EXACTLY why I prefer painting animals over people

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                      [–]Ihaveastupidcat 10 points11 points ago

                      Its really hard to get the shading and color correct on skin.

                      [–]wesblog 121 points122 points ago

                      It took me like three hours to finish the shading on the upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done. http://i.imgur.com/LRFEi.jpg

                      [–]Airazz 6 points7 points ago

                      I don't know, looks pretty close to me...

                      [–]dedfrog 3 points4 points ago

                      Build this man a cake. Or something.

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                          [–]drakeg4 9 points10 points ago

                          Lots of artists exaggerate contrast on faces. This is usually fine with white paper because you need to darken the face because skin isn't the value of white paper. Shading on something that is already skin needs to be subtle or it will look strange. Also, lots of people suck at faces and I can only imagine how much more difficult it is to make a decent face with tattoo tools.

                          [–]MisterDonkey 41 points42 points ago

                          Because most artist suck at this. They suck real hard.

                          Never settle for some local dipshit if you're looking for true talent. You'll travel cross-country and spend thousands if you want fine-art in your tattoos.

                          *Unless you have a damn good artist near by. I don't. Judging by pics of peoples fail tattoos, I'm guessing most people don't, either.

                          [–]A_Wild_Missingno 30 points31 points ago

                          you mean to find someone good, you must travel across the land... searching far and wide?

                          [–]KylesMomIsABitch 9 points10 points ago

                          Each tattoo-mon to understand the power that's inside!

                          [–]triplea20x 1 point2 points ago

                          TATTOO MAN! Gotta tat the all!

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                            [–]MansionTheHutt 1 point2 points ago

                            Depends on the style. Realism? Oh yeah, be prepared to travel far and wide. "Classic" tattoo art, etc? Not always the case. Usually not the case.

                            [–]neren 3 points4 points ago

                            Yeah you just gotta check out the person's portfolio and make sure they can do portraits. I got lucky in that one of the tattoo artists in my hometown had a reputation for being very good at portraits. Checked out his portfolio, loved his style, and got some ink. I think he did a great job on mine, people always comment on it and say it looks almost as good as a photo :)

                            [–]fruitbat_anne 1 point2 points ago

                            I found my artist by chance going to a tiny local shop. He was an apprentice, and after going to him for a couple years, I was his test run for portrait work. He did fantastic! He's now in a better shop and past "apprenticing," but 25 minutes away rather than 3.

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                              [–]saladtossing 15 points16 points ago

                              This one is pretty awesome

                              [–]djsjjd 4 points5 points ago

                              . . . so he can make eye contact with his partner.

                              [–]Marcob10 3 points4 points ago

                              It's good cause there's not too much shading in the face unlike the Cyrus one.

                              [–]ElectroFlasherFilms 1 point2 points ago

                              That looks cool!

                              [–]plum13sec 17 points18 points ago

                              do you think mine looks scary?

                              [–]my6300dollarsuit 16 points17 points ago

                              thats actually a really good one. I think it has to do with the fact that we know who his tattoo is of. Yours just seems like a very sexy woman.

                              [–]ElectroFlasherFilms 8 points9 points ago

                              No... but the facial expression looks like a person trying to act emo.

                              [–]guttersniped 1 point2 points ago

                              Do you have a better quality picture? This one appears to have three nostrils.

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                                [–]TrepanationBy45 4 points5 points ago

                                It has nothing to do with the uncanny valley, and it has everything to do with whether or not the tattoo artist can do a damn portrait.

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                                  [–]jrudeleon 115 points116 points ago

                                  AMA of this guy

                                  [–]MrPinkle 15 points16 points ago

                                  Okay, why does this guy like Mikey Cyrus so much?

                                  [–]mmss 7 points8 points ago

                                  who is Justice Beaver?

                                  [–]IronPancake 10 points11 points ago

                                  A crime fighting beaver.

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                                      [–]wewd 4 points5 points ago

                                      You probably don't want to dig too deep into this guy's head. It generally doesn't end well for people like him. Just look at the guy who was obsessed with Bjork and ended up mailing an acid-spraying bomb to her house before shooting himself in the mouth.

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                                        [–]uberkonsumer 77 points78 points ago

                                        Just wait til he finds out about Justin Beiber

                                        [–]josephinemarie 106 points107 points ago

                                        Anyone else think that portrait looks like Billy Ray Cyrus instead....

                                        [–]crank1000 45 points46 points ago

                                        I was thinking Alice Cooper.

                                        [–]sparx483 39 points40 points ago

                                        Steven Tyler

                                        [–]charbok 89 points90 points ago

                                        Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those days.

                                        [–]The_Chosen_One1 27 points28 points ago

                                        Everybody knows what, what I'm talking bout Everybody gets that way

                                        [–]waytogokip 19 points20 points ago

                                        Nobody's perfect.

                                        [–]JasmineSassypants 13 points14 points ago

                                        i gotta work it

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                                          [–]csun723 2 points3 points ago

                                          I'm a bit disturbed at how many people recognize these lyrics... that group of people including myself of course...

                                          [–]dinofan01 1 point2 points ago

                                          I'm sad that I recognized that. Upvote for making me question what I've been doing with my life.

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                                            [–]WolfyBa 26 points27 points ago

                                            Like this GUY.

                                            [–]thiefinthe[S] 18 points19 points ago

                                            What did I just watch...

                                            [–]deekfu 19 points20 points ago

                                            Pre-Serial killer

                                            [–]IchabodNyx 9 points10 points ago

                                            Let's not jump to conclusions. You may not need the "Pre".

                                            [–]Arcadefirefly 3 points4 points ago

                                            no he killed something alright. my soul

                                            [–]WolfyBa 8 points9 points ago

                                            the internet.

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                                              [–]punchdrunkoala 9 points10 points ago

                                              That skinny little dude just jump-danced his way into my heart.

                                              [–]Salva_Veritate 10 points11 points ago

                                              in b4 viral

                                              [–]strickerbytoby 4 points5 points ago

                                              I thought it was hopelessly cute

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                                                [–]joshy1234 39 points40 points ago

                                                Well if she's ever murdered and her face made into a skin mask, at least we have a good idea by whom will be the main suspect.

                                                [–]the_walrus_was_ringo 26 points27 points ago

                                                My money's on the person wearing her face.

                                                [–]TheMediumPanda 1 point2 points ago

                                                This a huge black market for sliced off faces. Fence or murderer? Who can really tell these days.

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                                                    [–]AzumiChan31 19 points20 points ago

                                                    are pics of OP?

                                                    [–]thiefinthe[S] 39 points40 points ago

                                                    nope, this is him

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                                                    [–]laissezbear 8 points9 points ago

                                                    Maybe he's praising purity in an impure world, in his own mind?

                                                    [–]thebendavis 5 points6 points ago

                                                    It's amazing and scary that someone can so casually learn so much personal information about a complete stranger. It sounds like you only spent a few minutes too. Now please stay away from me.

                                                    [–]walliver 12 points13 points ago

                                                    I gave it a go -- got a friend at work to help out as well -- but I'm afraid your name is too common and San Diego is such a wide place to search. :(

                                                    I did find it a bit cute that I found out one of your favourite games is S.T.A.L.K.E.R., though.

                                                    Also, happy belated birthday from a couple of months ago.

                                                    And good luck if you ever decide to try stand up.

                                                    [–]Fauxm 1 point2 points ago

                                                    Not to be a dick or anything, or do the moderator's jobs for them, but it's against the rules to post Facebook pages, even if anyone with half a mind can reverse Google image search and find it. You should either remove the post, or retract the info.

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                                                      [–]computergroove 7 points8 points ago

                                                      This was over the top compared to what I was thinking. Think of what the coming down part would feel like when he finds out shes engaged. Unhealthy.

                                                      [–]Cyber-6 2 points3 points ago

                                                      No, people like this aren't so easily discouraged. He likely either omitted that from his mind, or he is convincing himself that she spends nights alone, in an unhappy relationship (abusive too), dreaming of a guy like him.

                                                      [–]ElephantRefrigerator 15 points16 points ago

                                                      "Miley Cyrus u are a Miracle. I love u so much x nobody is more beautiful & talented & sexy as u. I have 15 tattoos of u! There's an Angel in LA xxxx"

                                                      [–]SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT 2 points3 points ago

                                                      That twitter is just scary to read

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                                                        [–]sammmymantha 15 points16 points ago

                                                        I bet he was ECSTATIC when her 18th birthday came around.

                                                        [–]3danimator 6 points7 points ago

                                                        Somehow, i don't think this guy held back his lustful thoughts till she was 18

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                                                          [–]ward_1717 13 points14 points ago

                                                          i wonder how he took the news that shes now engaged?

                                                          [–]Differently 68 points69 points ago

                                                          Ok, he really likes Miley Cyrus. Why's his entire left shoulder a picture of Steve Tyler from Aerosmith?

                                                          [–]banniker 26 points27 points ago

                                                          Pretty funny, upvote, but a part of me died when you had to say "from Aerosmith."

                                                          [–]pandalin 23 points24 points ago

                                                          Just wait till you get "You mean the guy from American Idol?"

                                                          [–]goatworship 2 points3 points ago

                                                          Why? Where do you know him from?

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                                                            [–]BMDDM4v7 26 points27 points ago

                                                            He dosent have the money for another Tattoo because anti-psychotic meds are expensive

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                                                            [–]BdotDS 1 point2 points ago

                                                            Now this is something r/wtf-worthy

                                                            [–]ResoL101 8 points9 points ago

                                                            This guy needs an FBI tracking enema.

                                                            [–]pibroch 19 points20 points ago

                                                            This man has ruined his own life. Forever.

                                                            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

                                                            Probably wasn't going well before. Mental illness I'd guess.

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                                                              [–]zaiahbarker 8 points9 points ago

                                                              why does he have Nicolas Cage on his arm?

                                                              [–]Puppy_stomper 1 point2 points ago

                                                              Thank you, I wasn't the only one who saw the resemblance.

                                                              [–]PublicAccessNYC 12 points13 points ago

                                                              Can someone post wiki links to what's wrong with him?

                                                              [–]Jon3laze 21 points22 points ago

                                                              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obsessive_love

                                                              [–]PublicAccessNYC 7 points8 points ago

                                                              Thanks.

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                                                                [–]nova-hands 17 points18 points ago

                                                                If you want to get a better understanding of the mindset of a person like this, I recommend searching out the documentary I Think We're Alone Now. It's about two people who are obsessively in love with the 80s pop star Tiffany.

                                                                [–]PublicAccessNYC 3 points4 points ago

                                                                I've seen this on netflix, I'll have to give it a view.

                                                                [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

                                                                You'll go from "WTF" to "awww".

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                                                                  [–]Salchicha 5 points6 points ago

                                                                  The tattoo of her face looks like a long haired Commander Shepard.

                                                                  [–]ashlyntell 4 points5 points ago

                                                                  What the actual fuck is wrong with this man?

                                                                  [–]DoubleA16 12 points13 points ago

                                                                  Still better than bronies.

                                                                  [–]LettersFromTheSky 5 points6 points ago

                                                                  10 years later: "Oh God Why".

                                                                  [–]incubated 4 points5 points ago

                                                                  if i were miley, i would be shitting my pants right now.

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                                                                  [–]CVBrownie 12 points13 points ago

                                                                  Get inked up with Miley Cyrus and post to Reddit claiming it's some crazy guy to rake in the karma. God damn it why didn't I think of this first.

                                                                  [–]thiefinthe[S] 12 points13 points ago

                                                                  You got me.

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                                                                    [–]aloeicious 22 points23 points ago

                                                                    At least he looks happy.

                                                                    [–]smadesigns 4 points5 points ago

                                                                    You win today mr. Bond.

                                                                    [–]edisekeed 3 points4 points ago

                                                                    Well, at least we know who to go after when Miley gets murdered.

                                                                    [–]Aleksander73 5 points6 points ago

                                                                    This is his facebook

                                                                    This guy is whacked out.

                                                                    [–]ivanmarsh 3 points4 points ago

                                                                    As shitty as my life is, at least I'm not him.

                                                                    [–]atomp95 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    obsession is kind of an understatement

                                                                    [–]iamthekiller 3 points4 points ago

                                                                    This person is mentally ill. Sad.

                                                                    [–]byramike 4 points5 points ago

                                                                    This is honestly heartbreaking to look at. There's something in his eyes in each photo that just shows a sense that he's sick, or lost, or lonely...

                                                                    [–]MedievalManagement 5 points6 points ago

                                                                    He's gonna have a bad time in prison.

                                                                    [–]jamieleec 5 points6 points ago

                                                                    Oh man. I hope she sees this and gets a pre-emptive restraining order...

                                                                    [–]ricklegend 2 points3 points ago

                                                                    Grounds for a restraining order.

                                                                    [–]stickyourshtick 2 points3 points ago

                                                                    Now imagine him in prison!

                                                                    [–]nookbacon 2 points3 points ago

                                                                    I want to be the guy who introduces him to Miley Cyrus. Just to see the expressions.

                                                                    [–]Domestica 10 points11 points ago

                                                                    you spelled erection wrong.

                                                                    [–]grdrw 2 points3 points ago

                                                                    The only thing creepier than these pics would be this guys explanation of why he likes her so much

                                                                    [–]silentkill144 2 points3 points ago

                                                                    Because thats not fucking creepy or anything. And tattooed faces never look good.

                                                                    [–]Emilyyycarol 2 points3 points ago

                                                                    That tattoo doesn't even look like Miley Cyrus...

                                                                    [–]swizzlebeatz 2 points3 points ago

                                                                    this is the first thing i thought of

                                                                    [–]tmello56 2 points3 points ago

                                                                    Everyone has their obsessions but only some have the mental illness that leads to ridiculous tattoos.

                                                                    [–]DocSporky510 2 points3 points ago

                                                                    What's the over/under on restraining orders?

                                                                    [–]MacCampbell 5 points6 points ago

                                                                    I refuse to believe this is real. No way.

                                                                    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

                                                                    What the hell did he do for the first 45 years of his life?

                                                                    [–]Lillipout 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    You're not officially a crazy stalker until there's a restraining order.

                                                                    [–]fluffymeow 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    Does he get paid?

                                                                    [–]Another_Desk_Jockey 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    At least it will be easy to identify the trigger man... :/

                                                                    [–]WendyLRogers3 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    Why do I suspect he will meet his fate in a large wood chipper?

                                                                    [–]pinhed 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    But why does he have a tattoo of Jennifer Aniston?

                                                                    [–]good_life 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    scariest shit I've seen all week...

                                                                    [–]abaker1012 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    how many bets do you have to lose

                                                                    [–]LeGatorSpank 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    Gore, weird porn, I expect those types of things on this sub-reddit. But this? This is the first thing here to actually make me say "What the fuck" in a long time.

                                                                    [–]trapaziodberg 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    Meth is a hell of a drug.

                                                                    [–]Haikus3n531 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    It'll be a good crop of corn this year...a full harvest!

                                                                    [–]RectumWarrior 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    Let's just say he gets to bang her - over/under 10 seconds before he finishes?

                                                                    [–]ExplorationV 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    that may well be the most fucked up thing i have ever seen.

                                                                    [–]bahamamamalama 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    I like Nick Cage's hair in the third one.

                                                                    [–]NousDefions 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    Here's some advice... if you decide to get a portrait tattoo done, find an artist that excels at it.

                                                                    Miley looks like shit.

                                                                    [–]Spades54 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    I swear I read the tattoo on his right arm as Cemen.

                                                                    [–]icouldbeworse 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    He can't be tamed

                                                                    [–]woofers02 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    Super normal.

                                                                    [–]amolad 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    The serial killer who is NOT the quiet guy next door.

                                                                    [–]Kateybits 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    This is why I would never want to be famous. That is so fucking creepy!!

                                                                    [–]adamrabalais 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    Please tell me this man is locked safely away in prison.

                                                                    [–]JazzSafari 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    well, that's disturbing.

                                                                    [–]suppermick 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    Looks like a fucked up Gary Oldman

                                                                    [–]Cynic04 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    Never before have I been happier to not be Miley Sirus.

                                                                    [–]jackgh 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    That's not the least bit creepy.

                                                                    [–]GenericHamburgerHelp 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    I am as tolerant as anyone, but this is what happens when men stop making fun of their friends for their stupidity. Shit like this. This isn't "Oh, Gary is gay, and we must respect his decision and treat him with kindness." This is full-blown "Gary is a fucking idiot, and whoever drove him to the tattoo shop better fess up right now, because he fucked up his life."

                                                                    [–]NewWorldSlacker 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    He's not a youngster the guy has grey hair... He's most certainly a creeper!

                                                                    [–]Illah 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    And this is why restraining orders exist.

                                                                    [–]AkiraDeathStar 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    So much for sleeping.

                                                                    [–]Footballvike81 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    Yeeeaaaahhhheaaa It's a party with the KKK

                                                                    [–]runblue 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    "I think we're alone now" Documentary covers people like this. Crazy as balls.

                                                                    [–]purplemachine 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    Seriously, what the fuck??? Why man why!!!

                                                                    [–]MgrLtCaptCmmdrBalls 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    That is messed up. I'm surprised the tattoo artist didn't turn him down after the second one. "Uhh, really dude? I... I think you may want to see a specialist or somebody." And then he should call the cops. Bet you money this guy follows her on Facebook and Twitter and has made some contact with her. Or maybe I'm just going overboard but this is genuinely frightening.

                                                                    [–]jennlynnev 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    Is Miley Cyrus even 18 yet?

                                                                    [–]SentientEuphoria 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    Man for a second there I thought it was John Malcovich and nearly pissed myself.

                                                                    [–]12cats 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    If we can embrace bronies, we can embrace this guy.

                                                                    [–]EvaCarlisle 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    The scariest thing about this photo to me is that I don't think this guy will ever regret getting those tattoos.

                                                                    [–]apowsawce 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    Do I smell a Sharpie?

                                                                    [–]TempusMn 2 points3 points ago

                                                                    I sure as hell hope so.

                                                                    [–]getwet 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    this will not end well

                                                                    [–]Toovya 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    I believe we found overly attached fanboy.

                                                                    [–]TheRealSmiley 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    Three months later he was found wearing Miley Cyrus's skin and preforming a lip dub to "Party In The USA"

                                                                    [–]caseyjhol 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    Why does he have a tattoo of Kelly Clarkson on his shoulder?

                                                                    [–]TheMoro 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    I think he went to the same tattooist as old mate : http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/picture/DMG123/MrCoolIce.png

                                                                    [–]maniacalnewworld 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    Couldn't he have picked a better celebrity to become psychoticly obsessed with?

                                                                    [–]ryado 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    holy shit

                                                                    [–]Popcom 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    Someone should tell Miley... I have the feeling this guy will be in the market for a Miley suit soon

                                                                    [–]Aeze 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    So that's why they have bodyguards.

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