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Shit's 'bout to go down. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Bohab94 47 points48 points ago

"haha look at this funny picture I found on reddit. I bet reddit will love it!"

[–]Aeyther 5 points6 points ago

Too bad it won't end up like this.

[–]ilovemyself101 1 point2 points ago

i hope you drew this...

[–]Sincere_but_wrong 13 points14 points ago

They kiss immediately after this stare down in the video. Apparently that's what they wore to their wedding, now that such things are legal in New York.

[–]whimmy_millionaire 6 points7 points ago

Goddamit, Bill O'Reilly was right.

[–]Zachariahzachariah 1 point2 points ago

I think I read that wrong.

[–]PsychoM 0 points1 point ago

It's Toronto. Has always legal here brother.

[–]BexterV 1 point2 points ago

pretty sure you were trying to say "it has always been legal here brother"... it hasn't, just longer than a lot of places

[–]PsychoM 0 points1 point ago

derp. Also yeah it hasn't always been legal but it has been for 11 years! And it was legal during the rally in the States for legalizing gay marriage. Which is what I kinda meant.

[–]BexterV 0 points1 point ago

wow I can't believe it's been 11 years!

[–]PsychoM 0 points1 point ago

We were the fourth country in the world to legalize gay marriage. Go Canada!

[–]okaythisisit 33 points34 points ago

Reposted, a lot.

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[–]GayForPaulRudd 0 points1 point ago

Sweet! That's so cool! Upvote

[–]okaythisisit -1 points0 points ago

I actually posted it once myself, and all of the comments were calling me an asshole for having done so.. and, so.. hop aboard the late train.

[–]Sandi315 -5 points-4 points ago

You seriously fucking complained about it being a repost but you reposted it yourself earlier?

[–]okaythisisit 3 points4 points ago

A month or two ago, yes.. when I didn't know it was a repost, and got downvoted to hell... Also, where was my complaint? I said it was a repost. I didn't name names, I didn't say anything bad. I said it was a repost and provided proof. You're an asshole.

[–]Sandi315 -1 points0 points ago

You pointed out it was a repost and went on today that you reported it too. If anything, you're the asshole.

[–]okaythisisit -1 points0 points ago

I didn't report it. All I did was say I once posted it, I got berated for doing so, and took it down.

You're still the asshole, buddy.

[–]Sandi315 -1 points0 points ago

Im sorry that reported part was an iPod auto correct. I meant to say reposted. It's still asshole-ish to be a hypocrite.

[–]okaythisisit -1 points0 points ago

It isn't being a hypocrite, though. I made the same mistake, I got berated for it. I see someone else make a repost, and if I ever say anything about it being a repost I provide citation. I don't name names, and I don't belittle them... All you're attempting to be is a cyber bully in places where it isn't even warranted.

[–]Sandi315 -1 points0 points ago

Do you know what "hypocrite" means? It means you do something and still tell people not to do it. Ergo you are being a hypocrite.

[–]Anonymousdave69 17 points18 points ago

Stop posting this photo. NOW motherfucker.

[–]Dave_Rules 6 points7 points ago

Nerds!!!

[–]Mattogo 6 points7 points ago

TTC?

[–]crodude 3 points4 points ago

Yah can someone confirm looks like it.

[–]BGardenhoser 2 points3 points ago

It is the TTC, I believe only our city can have such a horrible shabby appearance.

[–]CanadianMutton 0 points1 point ago

Definitely the TTC.

Pretty sure it's the same Batman that was walking around Toronto in that "Batman's night out" video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLOps4qA5rM

[–]twistedstarr 0 points1 point ago

I was in NYC last month and their subways look worse. Lovely city though! Plus, the new trains for the TTC are so much nicer.

[–]DMo321Boom 6 points7 points ago

So who do you think wins? Batman is badass, but Darth Vader has that Jedi choke move and a light saber, my money is on Darth Vader, any takers?

[–]nerdnosyd 5 points6 points ago

I just watched Justice League and know how this plays out. Batman stalls Vader long enough to learn his long term plans using his superpower of psychology then bam: Superman and the gang bust through the wall and unload a world of hurt on Vader's ass.

[–]Gerbergler 5 points6 points ago

Outcome likely similar to Fett v. Kenobi

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[–]Gerbergler 0 points1 point ago

The two Fett v. Kenobi confrontations nearly saved Episode II. Are you forgetting Boba's dad?

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[–]Gerbergler 1 point2 points ago

Well, that's true. However, if they did, I would have one include a fight, and perhaps a asteroid belt chase scene with awesome seismic charges, between a young Kenobi and a Fett. As long as no other elements of the films alienated the Star Wars' most devoted fanbase (ha! like that would happen), a sequence like that would be pretty fuckin awesome.

[–]CountFarussi 3 points4 points ago

The result of the confrontation, in case anyone was wondering.

[–]fick_Dich 1 point2 points ago

Vegas Odds Maker here - I got Batman at an ∞ : 1 underdog.

[–]Ragnalypse 2 points3 points ago

I'd take those odds at one cent any day. Maybe vader would have a heart attack.

[–]IMADINOSAUR19 1 point2 points ago

Darth Vader, no contest...

[–]TearTea 5 points6 points ago

Nobody thinks that Batman would win? He's on even footing with Superman most of the time . . .

[–]jsellout 7 points8 points ago

Oh yeah, I forgot Batman's suit makes him invulnerable to invisible choking and laser swords. Come on, now.

[–]Defender -3 points-2 points ago

The first thing I thought is Batman would kick his ass.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

"Oh yeah?! My parents are dead!!" "OH YEAH?!? My mom is dead and I never even had a dad!!"

[–]DaemonDanton 1 point2 points ago

Makes me think of this.

[–]brown_paper_bag 1 point2 points ago

That was taken on the Toronto subway a few weeks ago. And sadly, I must once again admit to knowing the Batman :(

[–]jacksclevername 2 points3 points ago

Toronto Batman... Such a douchebag...

[–]brown_paper_bag 0 points1 point ago

Do you know him personally as well?

[–]jacksclevername 1 point2 points ago

My buddy has worked with him, and I went to his "Search for the Toronto Joker" Halloween party a few years ago.

[–]brown_paper_bag 1 point2 points ago

Have you heard his stand up? =/

[–]jacksclevername 1 point2 points ago

Unfortunately, yes. "My Parents are Dead" is his "Git-R-Done" and almost exactly as funny.

[–]brown_paper_bag 1 point2 points ago

You poor soul. There's a support group for people like us...or there was.

[–]brown_paper_bag 1 point2 points ago

You poor soul. Just know that there is an entire group of us who know your pain.

[–]jacksclevername 0 points1 point ago

I know several others myself. Oh, Toronto comedy...

[–]brown_paper_bag 1 point2 points ago

We should form a support group where we attend comedy bars and heckle him if he's there.

[–]jacksclevername 1 point2 points ago

You may be on to something. My friend did make him cry at his party...

[–]armthehomeless 1 point2 points ago

I'll just leave this here.

title comnts points age /r/
Almost witnessed a fight on the train 1com 14pts 1mo pics
On a cold darth knight... 1com 1pt 1mo pics
Shits about to go down 4coms 3pts 1mo funny
Even superheroes and supervillians alike have to take the train sometimes 2coms 2pts 26dys funny
Bruce, i am your father 1com -7pts 27dys pics
Public transit 0coms -4pts 1mo pics
Batman met his match 2coms -6pts 1mo funny
Batman vs. darth vader 3coms 12pts 1mo pics
My buddy saw these 2 on the subway. 1com 5pts 1mo pics
Why I don't ride the subway [FIXED] 1com 4pts 1mo funny
The dark side of subway 28coms 658pts 1mo funny
Shit just got real 2coms -4pts 1mo funny
Not sure how this is going to end.... 5coms -4pts 25dys funny
Shit just got real on the subway. 580coms 1201pts 1mo pics
Epic encounter... at the metro 0coms -3pts 29dys pics
"Your ticket, please..." 3coms -4pts 27dys funny
Shit's about to get real... 1com -6pts 1mo funny
This day was bound to come 1com -6pts 29dys pics
please fight.. 2coms 1pt 28dys funny
Place your bets!! 0coms -6pts 28dys pics

source: karmadecay

[–]NomadofExile 1 point2 points ago

What was going down.

[–]Phailur 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for that.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Toronto???

[–]stopstigma 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

[–]accountnotfound2 1 point2 points ago

This would not even be a fight. Batman would have his ass handed to him three ways till sunday.

[–]404ErrorUserNotFound 0 points1 point ago

i wish i lived in new york, so i could use a subway

[–]Darkstarx 0 points1 point ago

WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE?

[–]CaptainCornflakes 0 points1 point ago

How come things like this never happen to me on the subway.

[–]BGardenhoser 0 points1 point ago

This Batman is Chad Vader, he roams Toronto yelling random things. He was at NXNE for the free Matt Good concert and continued to yell "My parents are dead"

[–]SilentIrish 0 points1 point ago

i want to see the fight

[–]Joementzer 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/gvunG.gif

[–]Captain_SCHWING 0 points1 point ago

Epic Rap Battles of History?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I have a theory about some of the reposting. Many people who come to Reddit through Imgur have no idea that the pic they saw two days ago on Imgur was on Reddit four days ago. Also because it only updates it's own comment gallery a couple of times a day dedicated Imgurians search through months of archived pics and come to Reddit with the additional reposts. It's bad when it gets reposted the same day to reddit, it's ridiculous when it shows up on imgur on consecutive days. Also, if your wondering why Imgur clogs up, it's because so many people use Imgur by itself.

[–]KillerBYTE 0 points1 point ago

seems like I've seen this somewhere else.... and yet the same place as well

[–]duchovny 0 points1 point ago

IAMA request: people who upvoted this.

[–]JarrodG78 0 points1 point ago

Dark Night VS. Dark Side. Would be an awesome fight.

[–]mrminnesota 0 points1 point ago

You must be new here.

[–]Dookis 0 points1 point ago

I think u mean vaders about to fuck batman up with either the force or his lightsaber. Both are over kill in the fact that batman stands no chance against such factors. It's quite unfortunate.

[–]AStrangelove 0 points1 point ago

I had a dream like this once... I woke up with a squishy feeling in my downstairs.

[–]Proleethal 0 points1 point ago

hopefully it's this post.

[–]adamb5040 0 points1 point ago

Now that battle is gunna be a battle of epic proportions and mayhem

[–]BalletBrenna -1 points0 points ago

Nananananana buh da da da data da data da da da da data da data

[–]ivanmarsh -2 points-1 points ago

Interestingly enough very similar characters.

[–]PUPiDDAJ -2 points-1 points ago

Y doesn't interesting things happen when im on the train?!

[–]igiwyg -2 points-1 points ago

The guy in the background is like "Oh my gosh, shit's 'bout to go down!"

[–]AmericanAtheist123 -4 points-3 points ago

Well obviously Chuck Norris is going to win this one.

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