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[–]IAMA_Ghost_Boo 4 points5 points ago

Just found out you're not the father? Why not Zoidberg.

[–]eragonisdragon 1 point2 points ago

The exact title to the original post.

[–]cozmosmashzu 4 points5 points ago

These shows are funny, they always think the guy is a scumbag...but it's the chick who can't keep her legs closed for more then 10 minutes, lol.

[–]cozmosmashzu 3 points4 points ago

Sorry you fucked so many guys that you have no clue who the dad could be.

[–]agobayer 6 points7 points ago

make fun if you will, but that is a damn good feeling

[–]AlSpeer 0 points1 point ago

Did you see the kid up on the tv screen? Do you wonder how good he's feeling?

[–]airodynamic1000 0 points1 point ago

Um Isn't that the moms fault

[–]AlSpeer 2 points3 points ago

Ah, that must clearly mean that we should have no empathy at all for a child. Fucking internet.

[–]airodynamic1000 0 points1 point ago

This sucks I get it That kid has my sympathy But it is entirely the fault of the mom and the biological father That guy is an irresponsible idiot But at the end of the day he didn't father that child

[–]agobayer -1 points0 points ago

Seriously, let's not make any jokes cause we might offend the child in the gif made from the Maury show

[–]MineWiz 2 points3 points ago

Need a new father? Why not Zoidberg?

[–]Haldane409 1 point2 points ago

needs more guile's theme

[–]rotarded 1 point2 points ago

father-man...away...

[–]Diemac 1 point2 points ago

And the women are always a thousand percent sure that he da baby daddy.

[–]germancho93 0 points1 point ago

woob woob woob woob woob woob woob woob woob!

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[–]CABOOZE117 -4 points-3 points ago

I fucking hate it when people who say this get downvoted. No one cares if you're new, it's still a repost.

[–]Ace-O-Matic 1 point2 points ago

[–]AlSpeer 0 points1 point ago

Everything on reddit is a repost.