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Such emotional range (i.imgur.com)

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[–][deleted] 228 points229 points ago

I'd still bang her

[–]BALLS_AND_SHIT 72 points73 points ago

I'd call her the next day and offer to buy her lunch as well. I really dont understand the hatred for her just because she did a couple terrible films.

[–]Tori1313 25 points26 points ago

she and rob pattinson actually hate the twilight series, ironically.

[–]TheFluxIsThis 4 points5 points ago

Source?

[–]Tori1313 7 points8 points ago

source

there are others, but this was the most recent

[–]Xerazal 8 points9 points ago

He has earned my respect now

[–]TheFluxIsThis 0 points1 point ago

It's not really expressing hatred of the movie itself. He just hates working on it...particularly because of the contact lenses he has to wear for the Edward eyes. >_>

[–]Tori1313 0 points1 point ago

Well he said he would Mindlessly hate it of he wasn't in it lol

[–]Klacksaft 1 point2 points ago

That just makes them whores.

[–]MrClean75 30 points31 points ago

Well said, BALL_AND_SHIT. It's so weird. I've seen so many posts about how introverted people are constantly getting shit about 'not smiling' or 'looking mad/depressed'. One would think most here would love her for being real or whatever and not doing the mandatory practiced smile that most actors/actresses do.

TL;DR = I have a crush on Kristen Stewart.

[–]Trololololdick 6 points7 points ago

So you thought people would like an actress for not acting?

[–]MrClean75 3 points4 points ago

In real life, yes. Criticize her movies all you want but most rational people know how to draw a line and differentiate between a written character played out on the silver screen and a real person. But pop culture has never been about rationale.

As I type this, one person comes to mind that breaks this rule: Charlie Sheen. Navy SEAL Sheen IS Charlie Sheen.

[–]amindatlarge 6 points7 points ago

You know these aren't pictures from movies right? She's just fucking standing there.

[–]Trololololdick 5 points6 points ago

I really dont understand the hatred for her just because she did a couple terrible films.

BALL_AND_SHIT was insinuating that people hate her because of the Twilight movies. MrClean75 agreed with this statement. I'm saying I don't like her as an actress because she's a terrible actress. I agree she's hot and if she were in my bed I wouldn't care what face she's making but when judging her on her "emotional range" as this post is doing I say she sucks.

[–]theRussianTank 3 points4 points ago

I love how people are replying to BALL_AND_SHIT so casually. Only on reddit...

[–]Panzerx 1 point2 points ago

She was good in panic room and adventure land. I feel that Twilight is so badly written and directed that no one has any chance of coming out of it not looking like bull shit. She will have to make an actual good decision on a movie in order to prove anything. That snow white thing didn't help though.

[–]Trololololdick 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I'm pretty sure they gave her the least amount of lines for a main character in a movie ever.

[–]TrollKat 1 point2 points ago

I constantly get shit for not smiling and people are intimidated by me. I have Kristenstewaritis

[–]MrClean75 1 point2 points ago

I feel your pain. I remember when I used to work for a call center, doing tech support, my colleagues would always ask why I looked angry, bored, etc, when I was really just concentrating on the matter at hand. That shit's insulting!

[–]Breakerx73 3 points4 points ago

You aren't the only one with a crush on her...

[–]AustinTreeLover 0 points1 point ago

Well said, BALL_AND_SHIT.

This sentence is not used enough.

[–]GraffyHooves 5 points6 points ago

I do think she was poorly cast in "Snow White and the Huntsman." The woman who played the queen whose name escapes me(Charlize Theron thanks krl1327) was not only a phenomenal actress but also extremely beautiful. Kristen Stewart's alright but she was definitely not more beautiful than the queen, and I don't think her style of acting fit correctly, I think the girl who played Alice in the newer "Alice in Wonderland" would have been a better choice since it's kind of similar.

Edit: Forgot the point I was trying to make. Kristen Stewart's not really ugly but neither is she the best actress, or even the best looking, as exemplified in "Snow White and the Huntsman"

[–]krl1327 0 points1 point ago

Charlize Theron played the Queen.

[–]RomanCandle332 2 points3 points ago

You'd probably want to text her. If interviews are any indication, she's an Awkward penguin like the rest of us redditors.

[–]mahacctissoawsum 0 points1 point ago

i watched the new snow white movie. people said she was just shit because she was in twilight, and she's actually decent. but no. i tried giving her another chance, she's really no better in anything else. the movie (snow white) was even good, so...can't blame the movie. it's her.

[–]redditsuckshit 0 points1 point ago

this. she's so grumpy in the most adorable way.

[–]SinisterKid 93 points94 points ago

And that's the face she'd be making the entire time.

[–]kernelhappy 89 points90 points ago

I'm ok with that.

[–]cmckone 33 points34 points ago

it's still a hot face...

[–]Indeedee 0 points1 point ago

Until she's making it while you're making love to her.

[–]cmckone 0 points1 point ago

I think we'll have to agree to disagree.

[–]Panzerx 0 points1 point ago

She smiles all the time they just publish all of the ones they get where she isn't. Last week a gif was posted that had a ton of shots of her smiling. People like to make fun of her not smiling so the shots of her not smiling get the money.

[–]Arxl 0 points1 point ago

Doggystyle.

[–]AriBBCP 0 points1 point ago

i prefer the dead fish treatment

[–]cmckone 5 points6 points ago

THANK YOU. So would I.

[–]Jim_jenkins -4 points-3 points ago

Came here to post the exact same words!

[–]coottenhimer 7 points8 points ago

OP is an acting expert.

[–]TARDIStaxi 29 points30 points ago

Someone posted a bunch of pictures of her smiling in /r/gentlemanboners recently, and I gotta say, when she smiles, she is really beautiful.

[–]dekev 19 points20 points ago

Here.

Edit: Content

[–]Xerazal 7 points8 points ago

Wow she looks amazing when she smiles

[–]Arxl 0 points1 point ago

Too bad every time she smiles Edward ages.

[–]Spenzo2006 1 point2 points ago

It's really shitty that she doesn't get more opportunities to show it off.

[–]LaughingQuiteLoudly 1 point2 points ago

Really? I think she looks gormless :/

[–]walkingtheriver 1 point2 points ago

Yes, I must admit... I fancy her.

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[–]bwill323 33 points34 points ago

I imagine not as much as it would to make you look this attractive.

[–]CogBlocker 20 points21 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/aplce.gif

[–]AwesomeFama 5 points6 points ago

To be fair, in the first picture her look is pretty terrible (IMHO). The other two are way better.

[–]FargoBound 0 points1 point ago

I guess I am still missing something...

[–]tangomaureen 6 points7 points ago

I feel like she still manages to look unhappy, even when she's smiling. Must be the eyes.

[–]I_like_this_gif 35 points36 points ago

how many times do i have to say this, she is an emotional place holder in which girls can project their own emotions onto her.

TL;DR she is the penis is a pov porno.

[–]russian_unicycle 1 point2 points ago

That tl;dr really gave me a whole new point of view.

[–]chartman 5 points6 points ago

These are pictures of her from award shows. Are you supposed to show emotional range when you're just walking around? Because she's an actress I guess she's supposed to always have an expression on her face? This is just what her face looks like. She's prettier than most people I know. Jesus. Compared to other actresses, she's on the plainer side, I suppose. But compared to any girl you know, she's gorgeous.

[–]Suq_MahDiq 0 points1 point ago

No, you're SUPPOSED to walk around with the same fake smile plastered on your face 24/7.

No emotional range is good, but only if it's got a vacuous spin to it, amirite?

[–]SplinterMuffins 21 points22 points ago

I want to confess, that I watched 3 kristen stewart movies this weekend. (Welcome to the Riley's, Adventureland, and Snow White & the Huntsman) and she does have a quirky personality but she really shows her range in those movies. with a face like that I do not think she needs to be a better actress. Marilyn Monroe was a terrible actress. IMO. Would BANG.

[–]Dante2k4 8 points9 points ago

Should see The Runaways. She's quite good in that one.

[–]plindb1 8 points9 points ago

And she canoodles Dakota Fanning!

[–]heavyfuture121 3 points4 points ago

Upvote for "canoodles".

[–]BanD1t 14 points15 points ago

Better

[–]Danulas 2 points3 points ago

THANK YOU FOR THIS SITE

[–]Darneil 3 points4 points ago

/r/GifSound

Enjoy, friend.

[–]avcabob 2 points3 points ago

How is this not at the top.

[–]RelaxItsLiz 1 point2 points ago

That music video... Much Better.

[–]TheShittyBeatles 0 points1 point ago

Yes. Just what I was looking for.

[–]avocadoadvocate 11 points12 points ago

If the only movie people knew you for was a giant pseudo-mormon PoS that only tweens liked, you wouldn't smile either.

I'm looking forward to seeing her as mary lou in the movie adaptation of On the Road

[–]Supernova232 14 points15 points ago

Funny thing is us redditors will stare expressionless at a screen for hours on end yet some actress isnt allowed to do the same.

[–]robopuppycc 10 points11 points ago

Yeah, I'm guessing it isn't that hard to come up with 7 pictures of someone with similar facial expressions. Especially of, you know, someone who gets photographed/filmed for a living.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/qzz0z.png

[–]bangonthedrums 7 points8 points ago

CALL ON MEEEEE CALL ON ME

CALL ON MEEEEE CALL ON ME

CALL ON MEEEEE CALL ON ME

[–]vi0cs 3 points4 points ago

Looks stoned in everyone. I have liked her in a few roles. I think the hate comes from doing those crappy twilight moves. Haven't most the actors admitted to do them just for the pay check? I loved her Joan Jett.

[–]McMeanface 3 points4 points ago

sigh

Into the Wild, Panic Room, etc. Stewart is not simply Twilight.

[–]SidToner 18 points19 points ago

she must have attended the Nicholas Cage school of acting

[–]AriBBCP 23 points24 points ago

shut your lying mouth, nicholas cage is a god and blessing to the world.

[–]SidToner 22 points23 points ago

i'll just leave this here

[–]YKWDPM 11 points12 points ago

BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE /r/onetruegod. BEGONE!

[–]SidToner 2 points3 points ago

I used to think /r/spacedicks was scary

[–]YKWDPM 1 point2 points ago

Soon there will a subreddit that combines the two.

[–]Javamonsoon 2 points3 points ago

/r/spacedicks+onetruegod You're welcome.

[–]z3r0n3 -2 points-1 points ago

Why wait? /r/spacedicks+onetruegod

[–]YKWDPM 0 points1 point ago

It's just not the same...

[–]bwill323 7 points8 points ago

Is that considered proof or something? Taking one picture (where he's not even acting) and adding different emotional words to the bottom. The guy has been in some great movies, maybe not recently, but no one can honestly say he is a bad actor.

[–]Darth2132 4 points5 points ago

I like Nicolas cage. National treasure is my favorite one he is in. The knowing is the most fucked up movie ever.

[–]yakityyakblah 3 points4 points ago

You are a terrible Nic Cage fan.

[–]SidToner -4 points-3 points ago

I checked imdb for his complete acting history and found only 2 movies he was in that i liked. Raising Arizona and Kick-Ass. but to be fair he doesn't do emotions well

[–]skyhighgemini[S] 5 points6 points ago

I actually disagree. He is a great actor.. he cant act Happy well. Sad, crazy, depressed, malicious, etc. he does very well.

[–]SidToner 4 points5 points ago

I guess we just like different movies is all...

[–]skyhighgemini[S] 4 points5 points ago

I thought he played a great depressed drunk in Leaving Las Vegas, and a pretty good psycho in the early scenes of Face Off. Whenever I see him try to act like a regular happy guy, it just feels really awkward.

[–]SidToner 4 points5 points ago

I think it's sort of like Bruce Campbell. I love Bruce Campbell but Bruce is always Bruce in every movie. Same thing with Nicholas Cage it seems like he just does the same role over and over again

[–]skyhighgemini[S] 6 points7 points ago

Well, I think we can all agree that Bruce Campbell is amazing.

[–]AriBBCP 0 points1 point ago

that's just plain wrong

[–]Peanutviking 0 points1 point ago

His acting method is actually called shamanic nouveau.

[–]Todomanna 0 points1 point ago

You mean the Nicholas Cage school of photo ops?

[–]SidToner -1 points0 points ago

I didn't realize Nicholas Cage was so admired here... At least I didn't say anything about Bill Murray

[–]SchlongConnery 2 points3 points ago

You got 5 down votes, let it go man.

[–]SidToner 0 points1 point ago

it was more about the /r/ontruegod subreddit then that downvotes. I am actually having fun with the coversation.

[–]Renmauzuo 17 points18 points ago

Are we basing our Kristin Stewart hate on anything other than Twilight? She was not bad at all in Snow White.

[–]skyhighgemini[S] 7 points8 points ago

to be honest I really wanted to like her. She seems like a perfectly sweet girl. I thought that the female lead in twilight was just exceptionally poorly written. After seeing snow white, I feel like she has really regressed. She wasn't bad at all in Adventureland or Zathura.

[–]Asyrus 4 points5 points ago

Shit! That WAS her in Zathura. That is amazing, I totally did not connect those dots. She was perfectly acceptable in that movie.

[–]MACHOMAN-RANDYSAVAGE 2 points3 points ago

She was worse in Snow White than Twilight. She really didn't express emotion well at most times in the film.

[–]Brandocomandoe 1 point2 points ago

Really? She ruined the movie for me.

[–]Dante2k4 8 points9 points ago

Oh come on... everything in that movie aside from the guy who plays Thor (when he was given lines) was trash...

Charlize Theron was awful...

[–]daybreaker 3 points4 points ago

Agreed. The whole movie was terrible. "Hey, lets bring in the dwarves for comic relief, but lets make sure to kill one of them first and only give them their first joke after 20 minutes of screen time."

[–]TARDIStaxi 1 point2 points ago

Young Adult and season 2 of Arrested Development are, in my opinion, her only good performances.

[–]emhig 1 point2 points ago

You clearly haven't seen this: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b22f10d167/sittin-on-tha-toilet

[–]TARDIStaxi 1 point2 points ago

Oh my god. You have opened my eyes. Thank you!

[–]emhig 0 points1 point ago

The other videos from that series are pretty funny too... quite honestly that video makes me laugh really hard and made me reconsider my hate of Charlize

[–]TARDIStaxi 1 point2 points ago

I watched all of them. She really needs to do more comedy roles.

[–]emhig 1 point2 points ago

She does! She's very sarcastic/dry a lot of the time which I love. I have no interest in her inspiring dramas. I want more of this!

[–]Graendal 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck did I just watch

[–]emhig 0 points1 point ago

I don't know but I'm going to go ahead and say you're welcome

[–]bwill323 1 point2 points ago

Biased, maybe?

[–]SparklesMcGee 0 points1 point ago

To be fair, she had like a page of lines. Tops. It might as well have been a silent part.

[–]kiron327 0 points1 point ago

Are you kidding me? Snow white is your antithesis to twilight? People like you are the reason this crap is in theatres.

[–]constipated_HELP 0 points1 point ago

I wanted to like Adventureland and really enjoyed her in it at first. But she was just too dramatic, with the facial expressions and sad sauce.

[–]wisdumb 2 points3 points ago

And Woody Harrelson wanting to talk to her about Rampart all the time. Fuck.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Accolade83 0 points1 point ago

Except, she wasn't in this movie.

[–]voidsong 2 points3 points ago

At least she has pretty eyes.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Blue Steel

[–]the-troller69 5 points6 points ago

10/10 would still bang.

[–]JimmyJamesincorp 7 points8 points ago

I haven't seen twilight and she may be a bad actress and all, but I love her anyway, she's a gorgeous girl.

9/10, would bang.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

As soon as I clicked on this link, "We Are Young" started playing and oddly enough, the beat of the song went with the gif...

[–]Todomanna 1 point2 points ago

... when posing for pictures.

[–]WarAndRuin 1 point2 points ago

she smiles in that snow white movie, made me think the universe was going to implode

[–]Fail_Panda 1 point2 points ago

Inverted my screens colors, made it a bit less scary.

[–]TheShaeDee 1 point2 points ago

When I clicked on the link I was like it is going to be K. Stewwwwww. I have the power to see the see able.

[–]CommanderSnake 1 point2 points ago

I think I saw her smile! Wait.. No false alarm boys.

[–]redfrojoe 1 point2 points ago

I swear this .gif gets faster and faster the longer you watch it

[–]amindatlarge 1 point2 points ago

I had no idea other people had a different expression on their face at all times. I have what apparently you don't, a neutral expression. You know, when you aren't doing anything with your face? I didn't realize someone had to constantly be mixing it up and making their face look interesting.

[–]duchovny 1 point2 points ago

This hasn't been done before.

Downvoted.

[–]DrtyMnky 1 point2 points ago

Is it just me or does this .gif remind anyone else of a mid to late 80s animated music video?

[–]lnickelly 1 point2 points ago

I must say, she is a beautiful woman, but this gif has made me think that the whole left side of her face is paralyzed.

[–]LeprechaunGold 1 point2 points ago

UPVOTE!!!!!!

[–]laxbro96 1 point2 points ago

Did anyone else think that a scream face was going to pop up during that gif?

[–]foolsmagools 4 points5 points ago

Fuckin one creepy ass image where her pupils are so dialated

[–]zadien28 0 points1 point ago

I'm not gonna lie, I am the exact same way.

[–]Jaxter1123 1 point2 points ago

Watched snow white and the huntsman... she had this exact facial expression the entire movie

[–]giranda 1 point2 points ago

On the rare occasions she smiles she is beautiful, she really should do it more.

[–]civilian11214 0 points1 point ago

Its called being stoned erryday.

[–]SquirtLikeABoss 0 points1 point ago

Pre Twilight Kristen Stewart is best.

[–]Not_Trying_2_Impress 0 points1 point ago

weird boner

[–]fsudhb05 0 points1 point ago

but still hot

[–]Yeahbuddy69 0 points1 point ago

Who needs emotions... She's hot

[–]PhillyT 0 points1 point ago

DAE think that one face can express a bevy of emotions.

[–]mrmock89 0 points1 point ago

I could get her to emote... With my dick.

[–]theRussianTank 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand why people hate her so much. She is actually quite beautiful. Despite the handful of horrible films she has been in, she actually is a very good actress and can play the role that is assigned very well.

[–]UnicornOfDesire 0 points1 point ago

Is.. is that a smile? Nope, still a frown.

[–]krakeon 0 points1 point ago

I'd still fuck her. Every girl I have sex with makes the same face anyways since they are all asleep.

[–]tesnakeinurboot 0 points1 point ago

I still wouldn't pass up the chance, but she shows as much emotion as a wet sponge.

[–]monkeyfur69 0 points1 point ago

the right side of her mouth moved

[–]Grimreaper023 0 points1 point ago

And yet, you've got to admire the consistency...

[–]Ionlytelllies 0 points1 point ago

Why so much hate?

[–]dokuhebi 0 points1 point ago

CALL ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! CALL ON ME!!! CALL ON MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! CALL ON ME!!! CALL ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! CALL ON ME!

[–]blockblock 0 points1 point ago

He hair is a living thing.

[–]SpitN 0 points1 point ago

That's not emotion, that's cocaine.

[–]ortakus 0 points1 point ago

She's the female Steven Seagal.

[–]les2moore 0 points1 point ago

She can't act, she is as ugly as sin and she has no personality. What is to like about her?

[–]NeoBlueArchon 0 points1 point ago

We'll that's pretty subjective, I find her pretty damn good looking

[–]joyco66 0 points1 point ago

and the thing is she's very pretty when she smiles. She needs to smile more. Of course if I was famous for being in Twilight I'm not sure how much I would smile.

[–]Suq_MahDiq 0 points1 point ago

Kristen Stewart is the new Nickelback, eh?

Jeez, this shit is already getting old.

[–]Reaca1461 0 points1 point ago

She's actually pretty when she smiles.

[–]colbot5000 0 points1 point ago

http://sleepeatgymrepeat.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/zoolander-mugatu-crazy-pills.jpg

[–]hottfunky 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this.

[–]willreed03 -5 points-4 points ago

Possibly one of the worst female actors I have ever had the misfortune of viewing.

But lol at the gif

[–]legionZ32 -2 points-1 points ago

7/10 would still bang

[–]eithris -2 points-1 points ago

her eyes are blank like a corpse

[–]hiphophippopotamus -2 points-1 points ago

Who dat bitch.

[–]mccusm8 -1 points0 points ago

well yea...when u only pick pictures of her making the same face

[–]airodynamic1000 -1 points0 points ago

He only has one look

[–]overweightanorexic -1 points0 points ago

OP is a dickhead

[–]D_Knight8 -2 points-1 points ago

Zoolander's kin

[–]glendonray -2 points-1 points ago

Watch the .gif while listening to this.

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