Just a guy going grocery shopping.

Lckymademoiselle · 4 months

Dude is in awesome shape

pinkylemonade · 4 months

I just heard "Oh, my..." in my head in George Takei's voice O_o

oshkoshbegosh · 4 months

At least he's rocking the fuck out of those shorts.. Great physique.

KerryKatona · 4 months

5eva fabulous.

some_random_noob · 4 months

as a guy the only thing this made me think was "well fuck, cant compete with a physique like that...go go gadget personality!"

Trotrot · 4 months

with a bod like that, I really don't care what he walks, or rolls, around in.

Mandaralicious · 4 months

A Google image search brought me through a chain of tumblr via's ending at Pavel Petel's tumblr. NSFW

Strych911 · 4 months

Where does he keep his wallet? At least his hair looks amazing.

tyguyS4 · 4 months

Even super heroes lead normal lives. Here we see Captain Gay out grocery shopping and stocking up before a mighty battle with his arch nemesis; WBC.

TitaniumScarab · 4 months

Clean-up on aisle my pants and sexuality. It's a real mess down there.

Furyxus · 4 months

What's great about this picture is that I'm saying what the fuck, and this guy's saying I don't give a fuck, I'm sexy.

4LostSoulsinaBowl · 4 months

WHY AM I STARING AT HIS ASS?

rawr_dinosaur · 4 months

Girl look at that body. Girl look at that body.

Bobberkus3011 · 4 months

I imagine him saying "bitch you know I look good"

innersarcasm · 4 months

reminiscent of Chris Pontius

Wargall · 4 months

Reddit: well clearly this isn't WTF material because he's attractive.

MilkSteakFTW · 4 months

Girl, Ima have to call you back...

preis1 · 4 months

peopleofwalmart san francisco

DutchBlitz · 4 months

IDK if this is the gayest or manliest thing I've ever seen

Idkmybfeddie · 4 months

Other than te hair he's kinda sexy

PreposterousMurmur · 4 months

This has a strong possibility of becoming my wallpaper.

urjellycuzirock · 4 months

Saints row the third is leaking into real life

kristinadney · 4 months

As a girl, I am not sure if I should be turned on by this pic due to those perfectly shaped muscles or repulsed by the purple ponytails and booty shorts.

Cyndermissany · 4 months

Joey Fatone is looking good!

[deleted] · 4 months

That's what you call giving an abysmal amount of fucks.

came_here_2_say · 4 months

This man needs to go to the Westboro Baptist Church sometime and just stand around outside with a sack of oranges and just eat every fucking orange in that sack while peering into the windows

mesazoic · 4 months

Anyone else getting a Chris Pontius feeling from this guy?

Tron-Gorf · 4 months

Hmm... This may actually be damaging the sanctity of marriage. I'm not sure how but it looks sanctity damaging.

criminalmadman · 4 months

I looked at this picture for far too long :|

Mkeeling · 4 months

I imagine this is what a brony looks like.

andrewsmith1986 · 4 months

Haters gonna hate.

rasmusca · 4 months

what tasteful rhinestones!

nikipinz · 4 months

I bet it takes him 2 hours to get ready every morning, 99 minutes of which are spent wriggling into those shorts.

NotALobster · 4 months

so this is what poison looked like before the operation

Cdf12345 · 4 months

If Gabriel wants to rollerskate Gabriel rollerskates!

So fuck you Osama bin jerkhead or whatever your name is.

If Gabriel doesn't rollerskate to the Chelsea piers then the terrorists have truly won

AfternoonDelight69 · 4 months

at least he has a nice body

uncledrunk · 4 months

this guy's awesome! imagine being the person taking the picture, or everyone else at the grocery store. he'd make everyone smile!

Fancychance · 4 months

Anybody else think of Reno 911?

Tarijeno · 4 months

Isn't there a dude like this on Bob's Burgers?

RiverSong42 · 4 months

Chris Pontius?

DJmerwin · 4 months

Dammit Dad! Not the roller skates again!

BillWarr · 4 months

He must workout.

[deleted] · 4 months

No shirt, no pants, no shoes... still gets serviced!!!

picbandit · 4 months

Still not as gay as twilight.

TomJane123 · 4 months

STFU with the 'Just' in the title. I didn't come in with a fucking ridiculous preconceived notion that this picture would be a combination of 37 different things, and was disappointed when it was just one.

mtxsound · 4 months

Am I the only one who sees xzibit? "yo dawg, you like skates?"

Yaherd_Meigh · 4 months

Looks like Keanu Reeves has been bulking up! At least he looks like him to me:D

pibblelover · 4 months

So, my brother refused to create a FB account until a couple of months ago (when he finally caved in). As a way to acclimate him to the world of online social networks, I created a FB account for his dog (shelby), and allowed his browser to remember the username and password I set up. He protested, and threatened to just delete the account, but as expected he did not, and within a couple of weeks he created his own account. HOWEVER, in that two weeks, some of his (fairly conservative) friends and family befriended this dummy account, and evidently still have FB friend status with this account. I did what needed to be done.

LOLC4T · 4 months

Hey look, it's this guy.

LeazZ · 4 months

I have the weirdest boner right now.... My prenis is confused...

bellyness420 · 4 months

when i saw this all i could think was gay jesus

Team_Coco_13 · 4 months

He wasn't shopping at Walmart by any chance, was he?

Mighty72 · 4 months

I wonder what the bet was.

[deleted] · 4 months

Is that Oded Fehr?

oowcheewallawalla · 4 months

Haha. this is amazing.

GunHungLo · 4 months

This is actually an accomplished Olympic wrestler who lost a bet

The shopping cart is to keep him upright because he can't skate

popsiclecannibal · 4 months

He's fierce as fuck.

jpflagg · 4 months

HI IM BAM MARGERA AND WELCOME TO JACKASS.

phillythebeaut · 4 months

don't say my hair ain't luxurious because you know it is, bitch

rudeandcrude · 4 months

I want to be him.

Liz4tin · 4 months

Isn't he one of the regular models for The Stockroom?

SirDigbyChicknCeasar · 4 months

"Go ahead, make a derogatory remark about him. I dare you." ~ His Muscles

noktiis · 4 months

Joe Rogan?

squeekypablo · 4 months

Joe Rogan???

Wylie15 · 4 months

I live near you.

Lord_Vectron · 4 months

Man if i was in that shape I'd do the same.

arkington · 4 months

he is rocking the shit out of those yard-long purple pigtails and man-hugger shorts. i would absolutely give this man a high five if he were to deign to acknowledge my insufficiently awesome self.

postmodgirl · 4 months

I look at that, and I'm reminded that it's Pride Month in the USA.

That said, that dude is awesome.

zapper9595 · 4 months

This should be in r/funny

skinniegenes · 4 months

I can't tell you how long I looked at this photo thinking it was one of those perfect timing shots where a woman was directly behind them. But nope, it is exactly as it seems.

george_nunny · 4 months

Long Beach?

Whatsuppeople · 4 months

I need his number. NOW

Cerberus_T001 · 4 months

must be out to buy some booby tassels.

Kairick · 4 months

So this is what Joey Fatone from N'Sync did after they broke up...

Bonabo · 4 months

He's shopping. Shopping for sex.

clueGLUE · 4 months

Laugh now but with a body like that he still get's the bitches.

Berne9 · 4 months

I have the weirdest boner right now...

MatomiX · 4 months

I said hey! What's going on!

stevesonaplane · 4 months

He is living in an anime.

stevywil · 4 months

Chris Pontius?

phoenix25 · 4 months

I had to look twice to make sure it wasn't Chris Pontius...

Drax_is_me · 4 months

Still not as gay as twilight...

brightshining · 4 months

straight to the meat and bean aisle

Palmzlike86 · 4 months

He's got a perfectly sculpted ass.

komykoms · 4 months

Dad?

liverpoop · 4 months

This is what the word Fabulous would be if it were a person.

choiroffury · 4 months

...or Nicki Minaj

Bears_cant_love · 4 months

I dislike your title.

unprotectedsax · 4 months

I've questioned my sexuality way to much today... this did not help.

take_my_upvotes · 4 months

I just... I just have no words for this. First picture that has made me speechless in awhile.

badger_the · 4 months

I REALLY want this to be an actual photograph and not photoshop.

my_toilet_is_haunted · 4 months

I can't look away. It's like he has my eyes in a tractor beam.

TheGrandWarlock · 4 months

i would.

Turbomullet · 4 months

Free country.

ReallyBigMomma · 4 months

So much yes.

Kawaipanda123 · 4 months

He's fabulous.

Assaultman67 · 4 months

Admit it, he's fabulous.

GrilledCheeser · 4 months

The empty shopping cart presents a promising photoshop opportunity.

VeryBigLoli · 4 months

Anime gone terribly, terribly wrong.

kermit_da_toad · 4 months

Girl, Ima call you back...

knuckboy · 4 months

200+ comments and no mention of Venice Beach?

stkchk4 · 4 months

snip that photo at the neck and again at the ankles... well... it's not tough to look at then!

anitone · 4 months

He could whoop some ass

capn_waffle · 4 months

I was disappointed he didn't actually have groceries :(

BitsyBlackbird · 4 months

I just wanna know what kinda outfit he wears to the gym if this is grocery store material.

baracudaboy · 4 months

Fab-u-lus~

6degreestoBillMurray · 4 months

This man should be in /r/LadyBoners

foreverwithcats · 4 months

Those skates are actually pretty nice. They're speed skates and cost a good bit of money.

Chloeasha · 4 months

Now this is a Walmart shopper I wouldn't mind seeing:)

InsightfulOpinion · 4 months

10/10 would fap again.

paranoidkarmafreak · 4 months

doubt it, no shirt, no shoes, no service. He probably had fun skating around the parking lot though

TheDentite · 4 months

God please do an AMA roller dude.

retardonskates · 4 months

weirdest boner. ever.

Executive_Slave · 4 months

Before I saw the face, I thought it was Chris Pontius.

Gareth321 · 4 months

I am reminded of this man.

Xethos · 4 months

Bullshit, you can't skate in the grocery store.

WTF

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