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[–]GeneralWarts 181 points182 points ago

I cringe thinking of how repetitive the jokes will be in these comments.

[–]Michael_J_Fucks 154 points155 points ago

I cringe thinking of how repetitive the jokes will be in these comments.

[–]Alecm3327 75 points76 points ago

I cringe thinking of how repetitive the jokes will be in these comments.

[–]jakfischer 68 points69 points ago

I cringe thinking of how repetitive the jokes will be in these comments.

[–]a_Leaf 60 points61 points ago

I cringe thinking of how repetitive the jokes will be in these comments.

[–]Mikey-2-Guns 54 points55 points ago

I cringe thinking of how repetitive the jokes will be in these comments.

[–]CheeseGobler 53 points54 points ago

I cringe thinking of how repetitive the jokes will be in these comments.

[–]Snowmaster 45 points46 points ago

I cringe thinking of how repetitive the jokes will be in these comments.

[–]Ritotron 44 points45 points ago

Wouldnt it be a better representation of the disease in question if you didn't say the same thing?

I cringe thinking of the jokes and how they are repeating and I sure hope they get that Castro guy, him and his missiles give me the heebie geebies. As long as we have Kennedy we are safe.

[–]daxl70 18 points19 points ago

I cringe

[–]vegeto079 17 points18 points ago

sigh upvotes for everyone

[–]eponysterical 7 points8 points ago

Bay of Pigs

[–]CaptBawb 1 point2 points ago

I like Popsicles.

[–]Calavera190 9 points10 points ago

I cringe thinking....why am I here again?

[–]BallsackTBaghard 0 points1 point ago

I cringe thinking of how repetitive the jokes will be in these comments.

Shit.Did I miss the train?

[–]NCBR -3 points-2 points ago

What was I suppose to click?

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[–]cmd_iii 5 points6 points ago

I cringe at people who use "site" when they mean "sight."

[–]kungfusansu -2 points-1 points ago

I cringe thinking of how repetitive the jokes will be in these comments.

[–]offdachain -3 points-2 points ago

I cringe thinking how repetitive the jokes will be in these comments.

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[–]AvengerCP 3 points4 points ago

You find the Fibonacci yet Johnny?

[–]LeDarkFiggot 1 point2 points ago

I cringe thinking of how much better everything would be with spoderman.

[–]fecklessness 4 points5 points ago

I think you forgot which disease you have. Ironically, a sign you might have Alzheimer's.

[–]ELEMENTALITYNES 4 points5 points ago

At least you don't have Alzheimer's.

[–]scottg96 0 points1 point ago

What about Alzheimer's?

[–]ELEMENTALITYNES 1 point2 points ago

At least you don't have Alzheimer's.

[–]scottg96 3 points4 points ago

Thank god, for a second I thought I had Alzheimer's.

[–]ELEMENTALITYNES 0 points1 point ago

At least you don't have Alzheimer's.

[–]scottg96 0 points1 point ago

How about Alzheimer's?

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 19 points20 points ago

It's a cruel mistress, Alzheimers,

For taking away the essence of life,

Memories, the past, thoughts on the present,

A husband forgetting his wife,

The lesson I take from seeing its effects,

Is a lesson I'll be sure to follow,

And as much as I despise it,

As I'm sure you do too,

It's similar to that fucking saying, 'YOLO'

Make a billion memories

Do something fun,

Fill up your memory bank,

For there may come a time,

Sooner or later,

When Alzheimer's tries to wipe you blank,

Get off your couch,

Or stay on it longer,

Go on an unplanned trip,

My friend, when you're old,

You'll be full to the brim,

You'll afford to let some memories slip,

Most importantly though,

Enjoy the present,

For the present is a wonderful gift,

There's no time to lose,

Do what you want,

For the journey of life is swift.

[–]tooyoung_tooold 20 points21 points ago

This inspirational message brought to you by Dildo_Ball_Baggins.

[–]EnderBaggins 4 points5 points ago

Uncle Baggins is a decent guy, once you get to know him.

[–]darkneo86 1 point2 points ago

I totally thought it was gonna be responds_in_verse.

[–]Noobtard_McCancerfag 0 points1 point ago

Alzheimers can be funny and tragic at the same time. I think this sketch does a great job showing both sides.

[–]brada1188 2 points3 points ago

Brace yourselves....

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[–]KARMANIGGER[S] 18 points19 points ago

[–]Javalanche1 97 points98 points ago

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I've alzheimers So I just met you.

[–]FourGrapeJustice 14 points15 points ago

I was going to rage at how mean this comment was, but I forgot what I was going to say.

[–]FourGrapeJustice 10 points11 points ago

Same here. It's like we're the same person...

[–]Taylor--Swift 52 points53 points ago

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

[–]townidiot 12 points13 points ago

[–]Mr_Incredible_PhD 5 points6 points ago

Ok I laughed unreasonably long at that.

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[–]Mr_Incredible_PhD 5 points6 points ago

You do know novelty accounts are only funny if they are well...funny... Right?

[–]Doesnt_Fit_In 1 point2 points ago

Personally, I think it's hilarious.

[–]Mr_Incredible_PhD 0 points1 point ago

On it's face? Meh. It's shock laugh at best (see - Michael Richards).

As a meta? Perhaps, but I've seen better.

The trick with novel comedy is context and being able to sieze an opportunity that fits with said novelty; this isn't in context to anything to thier novelty account.

[–]bungabung 35 points36 points ago

I worked with some Alzheimer's patients yesterday. Though they are a broken record at times, I could listen to that record all day. It contains such wise words, words that need to be heard multiple times, to understand their true meaning.

[–]hooplah 20 points21 points ago

My grandpa just passed away from Alzheimers a couple weeks ago. It was really sad to watch him deteriorate over the past 12 or so years, but I was always amazed that the disease seemed to reduce him to the most basic truth of himself--a kind-hearted, good soul.

[–]tonenine 11 points12 points ago

My father is struggling with it now, someone who thinks this is hilarious will no doubt get the disease. There were douche-bags in HS that actually thought it was funny to roll marbles at a girl trying to walk with palsy, guess some people remain DB's till death.

[–]jaboloff 6 points7 points ago

My 51-year old father is suffering from a similar dementia, I know how you feel :(

[–]bradsmithing 5 points6 points ago

Mine too. It's moving soo fast.

[–]jaboloff 0 points1 point ago

Same. :(

[–]SpicySteve 4 points5 points ago

I find it humorous you wish a horrendous disease on someone because their sense of humor is darker than yours.

[–]Cabooseman 1 point2 points ago

I feel for you... I have a grandmother suffering from the disease, but in my case it has strung her wits out. Not being able to recognize people and spending time with strangers makes her very irritable, and it is a heartbreaking g sight.

[–]papa-jones 0 points1 point ago

I was okay with my grandfathers Alzheimers until he couldn't remember who I was anymore. That's when it really hit me.

He was a tough guy, given 24 hours to live and kept smacking the guy stealing his tapioca with his cane for another 4 weeks.

[–]Sarutahiko 6 points7 points ago

My grandfather tells the same dirty jokes over and over again. Sometimes he starts again mid-joke. It's actually very sad.

[–]Kingcc210 0 points1 point ago

My grandfather doesn't even speak anymore. I only have so many memories of him too. :/

[–]Arionia 2 points3 points ago

My grandmother has Alzheimer's. Just yesterday, she was yelling at people about why they are there, making food for her while trying to bite them.

Oh, grandma. So much wisdom...

[–]Se7en_Sinner 67 points68 points ago

[–]JohnAbruzzi 18 points19 points ago

Why have you clicked on everyone of the posts?

[–]Se7en_Sinner 50 points51 points ago

Because I have Alzheimer's Disease. AMA

[–]Doopz479 4 points5 points ago

How was your day?

[–]Xyrec 8 points9 points ago

What day?

[–]Doopz479 3 points4 points ago

The current day.

[–]DownvoteALot[!] 3 points4 points ago

What about it?

[–]theorganicpanic 2 points3 points ago

What day?

[–]Doopz479 2 points3 points ago

The current day.

[–]Iamametameta 1 point2 points ago

What day?

[–]Doopz479 2 points3 points ago

The current day.

[–]ShirleyFunke482 -1 points0 points ago

I thought of something funny to say but then I forgot it.

I'll show myself out....

[–]Temporarily__Alone 2 points3 points ago

Pssst... It's not his screenshot

Have a nice day!

[–]mewditto -3 points-2 points ago

And why are they all to r/circejerk!?!?

[–]IJudgePeopleHarshly 33 points34 points ago

Your joke is bad and your joke is bad.

[–]GwsGeorge -5 points-4 points ago

Not sure if I was going to upvote this, or downvote it.

[–]jpiglet 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, a lot of Alzheimer patients spend their time reading medical journals.

[–]toebandit 17 points18 points ago

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess this has been posted before.

[–]c0nw 5 points6 points ago

Yes, this is a repost.

[–]johnny_Hurricane 9 points10 points ago

That's the joke. Because Alzheimer's.

[–]drellim14 2 points3 points ago

It is? I seem to have forgotten when it was originally posted....

[–]wafflemugger 0 points1 point ago

Or as I type: REPOST!

[–]Unit4 0 points1 point ago

Oh, I get it. It's funny because they lost their limb to leprosy.

[–]DerpVonGroove 10 points11 points ago

So glad this isn't in /r/ImGoingToHellForThis

[–]Nmb910 4 points5 points ago

is that windows 98?

[–]mrreggaeambassador 6 points7 points ago

I've seen this so many times that i dont even want to make a joke about not remembering it

[–]miksedene 11 points12 points ago

Not to be a buzzkill but you do realise it's a journal not a support group?

[–]ridik_ulass 13 points14 points ago

he did, but forgot.

[–]4n0n2 2 points3 points ago

Lol. Perhaps the joke is on the OP.

[–]elosorusso 2 points3 points ago

Well, that's why Nicholas Sparks wrote his password down in his Notebook.

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 2 points3 points ago

As I was laughing at their intellectual misfortunes I clicked the back buttom in the image repeatedly to no avail.

[–]JohnAbruzzi 1 point2 points ago

Before someone complains about his browser choice, his addons or search bar, he isn't the source of the screen cap so save you're complaints. Link

[–]cryonova 1 point2 points ago

Lets Play Funny Not Funny!

[–]nightrhyme 1 point2 points ago

excellent observation . Have an upvote :)

[–]_boyzo 1 point2 points ago

What year did the software you have on your computer come out?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Boringly it is probably the younger generation who are taking care of grampas that might be using the website.

[–]dontmakeavillage 1 point2 points ago

The great thing about alzheimers is you get to meet new people everyday.

[–]SerDelta 1 point2 points ago

I see what you did there...

[–]rockmongoose 1 point2 points ago

Dat WinXP.

[–]derpbynature 1 point2 points ago

It's a site for the elderly....so you used an old version of Firefox?

>.>

[–]b_blizzy 1 point2 points ago

Some jokes should not be made...This wasn't one of them lol

[–]QuillJS 1 point2 points ago

Anybody who still has windows 98 probably is old enough to have Alzheimers.

[–]autocorrector 1 point2 points ago

[–]scubasteve23 1 point2 points ago

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess this link gets reposted a lot.

[–]lastwind 1 point2 points ago

Forgetting passwords isn't a sign of Alzheimer's. Forgetting the concept of using passwords to login to a website may be a sign of Alzheimer's.

[–]workpuppy 2 points3 points ago

No, they forget regular things too, in the early stages where they'd be still functional enough to browse webpages and stuff.

By the time they start forgetting things like "how to use the web" and "how to talk" and "how to swallow" passwords are the least of their problems.

[–]lastwind -2 points-1 points ago

Sure they do. What I meant is that if you forget your password, it doesn't necessarily mean you have Alzheimer's.

[–]supitsdeano 0 points1 point ago

What's a "reddit"?

[–]revbone 0 points1 point ago

Borderline r/Imgoingtohellforthis

[–]Fail_Panda 0 points1 point ago

I'm gonna chop off a limb here and make it yours. And use a machete.

[–]notsurewhatiam 0 points1 point ago

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess this post is a repost.

[–]All_Up_In_This_Jerk 0 points1 point ago

It's a journal so it's accessed by medical professionals and researchers.

[–]ima_monstaaa 0 points1 point ago

I work in tech support and I can reassure all of you that this link WILL NOT be chosen often. Alzheimer's or not..

[–]hemingwayszombycorps 0 points1 point ago

Alzheimers is great, meet new friends everyday, wrap your own presents, hide your own easter eggs!(and before i get the hate of a thousand suns my great uncle had alzheimers, and he was the coolest mother fucker on the planet)

[–]darkshadowofxdeath 0 points1 point ago

Alzheimers isn't when you forgot where you put the keys to your car, its when you've forgotten what a car is.

[–]burukuru 0 points1 point ago

You should really update your Firefox.

[–]borack 0 points1 point ago

how come they dont forget how to read etc??+

[–]Sepulchural 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, but the funny thing is... shit I forgot, never mind.

[–]jetpack_operation 0 points1 point ago

One of the first times I've reflexively facepalmed.

[–]charlemang 0 points1 point ago

Only people on Reddit with Alzheimer's haven't seen this picture before.

[–]Ruhlmdc 0 points1 point ago

Who still uses windows 98 style windows? Just couldn't get past that distinct look eh?

[–]baculumsucker 0 points1 point ago

It's mostly researchers that read these journals. They're usually too technically advanced for your average Alzheimer's layman.

[–]Reeyx 0 points1 point ago

so mean yet so funny ..

[–]Calavera190 0 points1 point ago

That is both awful and funny at the same time.

[–]The_Thirteenth_Hour 0 points1 point ago

I feel like I've seen this post before

[–]madabsol 0 points1 point ago

I refuse to believe someone from the internets could be so insensitive...

[–]nj711 0 points1 point ago

Are you running Windows 95?

[–]saulacu 0 points1 point ago

Security question: «Name of your second daughter»

Well, fuck...

[–]theholywombat 0 points1 point ago

oh god thats cracking me up, how did come across that

[–]aebler 0 points1 point ago

Funny comments. I want one about his username...c'mon creative redditors.

[–]p0ssum 0 points1 point ago

You sir, are certainly going to hell for this one!

[–]occupy_elm_st 0 points1 point ago

You mother fucker... just laughter-shot water out of my nose onto my $5000 editing suite at work. Burn in hell.

[–]dr2195 0 points1 point ago

After the 5th time seeing this screenshot. Its not funny. Jesus everyone reposts and gets so much karma. This is bullshit.

[–]AnonymousAutonomous 0 points1 point ago

I think I am the only one who is bothered by your browser. The layout is so old its killing me on the inside.

[–]Im_not_bob 0 points1 point ago

Hey, how did I get out on this limb?

[–]orangespinach 0 points1 point ago

I forget why this is funny.

[–]BioSim00 0 points1 point ago

With a name like KARMANIGGER, it must be a troll.

[–]awe300 0 points1 point ago

This is not a repost

[–]uber_noober_ 0 points1 point ago

they really need a keep me logged in button.

[–]SWEET__BROWN 0 points1 point ago

[–]Boxfulachiken 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it. Someone explain?

[–]Guyag 0 points1 point ago

This is either a repost or you really need to do something about a) your OS b) your screen resolution.

[–]RanchCornNutsYes 0 points1 point ago

Probably not as much as this button today.

http://i.imgur.com/mLXZq.jpg

[–]Goodspellr 0 points1 point ago

Hey, that's not funny. My grandmother forgets her password.

[–]tigerbottoms 0 points1 point ago

mindfuck... i clicked that link today.

[–]BlarioBros 0 points1 point ago

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess this link is a repost.

[–]mythicalmarine 0 points1 point ago

A foursome you say??

[–]mrcouchpotato 0 points1 point ago

i just tried to click the back button in the picture... fml...

[–]BinaryBlowup 0 points1 point ago

Damn, i forgot what i was gonna comment

[–]zondadriift 0 points1 point ago

I must say, my day was quite shitty. Browsing /r/funny just wasn't doing it for me, and then I saw this. This was the greatest thing I saw all day.

[–]PlaceboAffected 0 points1 point ago

Boooooo booooo! So bad, so here's an extra upvote

[–]Mech1 0 points1 point ago

Save me a spot a hell boys and girls, I laughed out loud.

[–]omnibenevolent 0 points1 point ago

I am disapointed that i laughed at this

[–]mwmwmwmwmmdw 0 points1 point ago

hey you stole this from r/imgoingtohellforthis

[–]Brisco_County_III 0 points1 point ago

No, they have everything written on a post-it attached to the monitor, like almost every other person over 40.

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[–]Brisco_County_III 0 points1 point ago

They've still got the CRTs with the huge margins, plenty of room for all!

[–]Alecm3327 0 points1 point ago

[–]gumbogogo 0 points1 point ago

Op must have forgotten that this exact picture has been posted before.

[–]Djane85 1 point2 points ago

His name is KARMANIGGER...in all caps...

[–]915red 0 points1 point ago

i hope you never have to deal with that disease....dickbag.

[–]donutsalad 0 points1 point ago

"Okay Great Grand dad, do you remember your password?">>>"U-Uh I wrote it down on some stationary so I wouldn't forget it!">>>"Okay where is that?">>>"I forgot where I put it."

[–]interfail 0 points1 point ago

It's funny because of human suffering!

[–]Touchmeyesss 0 points1 point ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/

Looking at your username though you probably have 6 different account subscribed to that subreddit ahah

[–]Cael87 0 points1 point ago

My Grandmother had Alzheimer's... I couldn't stand to stay away, but it broke my heart every time I saw her. She'd always call my by my father's name, and my mother would burst into tears when she wasn't recognized by her own mother.

I'd spent a long time trying to come to grasp with things once my grandfather died, and having her ask me where he was every time I saw her was crushing. Even at dinner after his funeral she asked my aunt "Where's Dave?".

Alzheimer's is hard to deal with, I tried my best to fight through it and see her for the last few years she was around, I really did... and I still regret not seeing her more often through it all. I miss the times I had with her, sweetly humming or whistling as she knitted, telling me stories of my mom and aunts when they were young... I spent some of the best summers of my life down there with my grandparents.

It's not like when I lost my grandpa, he went quietly and quickly after being strong and independent his entire life. He was out pulling roots and planting gardens til he was 90, but Alzheimer's is another beast altogether. Every day a little piece of my grandmother was stolen away. Every day a little more you could see her sweet look of love disappear and one of confusion, of not knowing who you were. Every day I went to see her, I was a stranger...

She had spent so much time giving to us, and being such a wonderful person to the entire family... and yet just knowing that she couldn't tell the difference between us and the nurses ate at the entire family. By the last 5 years she had stopped calling me by my father or uncles names and had begun to ask "Who are you?" several times while I was there, and by the end all she did was smile at everyone... only answering questions and not speaking out at all.

I wish with all my heart I could have done something, anything, to be with her more... to have back my wonderful grandma who loved us all so much, to have her smile at me with the same love that I once knew from her. But every time I was there and saw that blank stare, that cold gaze, the constant questions of who I was and why I was there... Oh God, why couldn't I be there more for her???

She died a couple years ago, and it still hurts to even think about how little I went to see her towards the end... she'd fought for so many years through so much and yet I couldn't even muster the strength to face her knowing she'd not remember it tomorrow, not remember who I was anymore...

I've never known such a cruel joke in my entire life.

[–]KARMANIGGER[S] 2 points3 points ago

God? GOD?! How dare you bring God into any of this you right wing conservative fundie nazi? I'll have you know your stupid hypocrite god is what put me in prison when i was younger. As a kid I really denied any form of authority. I often harrased teachers, and the idea of a great man in the sky ruling over me was not only ridicoulous to me, but also hazardous... I came out to my (extremist) parents at the age of 14. They cried, threatened me, did everything they could to turn me back into a robot... About 1 month after I came out, 3 men came into my house at night, and told me to stay quiet and walk with them. I tought it was a kidnapping, as most people who experience this... I walked into the van, and they explained themselelves. I was shocked and filled with hate, but I knew I shouldn't do anything, the van was small and I couldn't defend myself. My first day at that prison was horrible... everything I did was supervised, and also controlled. The only time I got some "privacy" was at night, 10 o'clock. After 1 week I just couldn't take the authority, and I was put in isolation. Two months. Two. ****ing. Months.

After the first month I began hearing voices in my head, and after another week, the voices formed into a big, strong voice... I only had one conversation with it.

Voice : "Escape."

Me : "How?"

Voice : "Strong. Then Kill."

After the last sentence I never heard it again. But it was enough. I knew my goal. At the time I had about 100 lbs... I was skinny, I didn't have force... I was helpless. Every time I got out of isolation, I said "**** God.". All I did in isolation was exercise. I was so full of hate I didn't care about time... In there there was no natural light, just a little crack... I had no clock, so I would just look at the crack while exercising.. Everytime light started to get through the crack, meaning it was day, it was a great achievment. I felt.. great. Small things where all I had, so it was incredible... I exercised in there for 8 months... breaks of 20 minutes, exercises for 1 and a half. And repeat. Repeat. Repeat... After 8 months, I finnaly got out... everyone was so surprised I didn't shout "**** God.". For about 4 days I was heavily looked at by all the guards... that was the day I began the brainwashing. They thought the isolation broke me down. It only made me stronger. Everytime I entered the brainwashing room I would see a broken window. The room was on the first floor, so I could get out without too much damage. But I was... nowhere. Nowhere meaning a forest. I could run, of course, but how long would the forest last? I didn't know. Forest was freedom. Freedom is good. So I got to get in the forest. One day, instead of the 5 athletic guys that went with me to the room, there were only 2 janitors. I was so surprised... yet calm. I knew that was my day. As I was approaching the window, I felt some adrenaline going up my spine... I quickly headlocked one guy while kicking the other with one foot, and managed to pull a neck break on the headlocked guy.. I got ready, then jumped off the window. I fell, rolled, and managed to don't get hurt bad... I was running, running, running... I could hear some sounds, but I was so thrilled I didn't pay attention.. after about 4km running I finnaly stopped. I could feel freedom. It was... beautiful. I heard a "*! Watch how you're driving, man!". My instinct moved me, and I approaced a yellow car... "Please.. just.. let me come." The guy looked at me surprised, then told me to get in. After about half an hour, when I recovered, he asked me my story, but I was still afraid. What if he would get me to the cops? What if he was one of them? I didn't know. I just said "No time to explain. Where are you going?". He said Florida. I arrived in Florida at the age of 15. I'm 19 now, and I never spoke with my parents again, and will never do it. I truly hate them. But the experience made me realize how important free will is. .. aaaaand I grew *ing awesome muscles.

Thanks for reading so far ! I means a lot to me that I can share my story... it hurts even now, after 4 years.

TL;DR : It took me 1 year to escape but, it takes you only 5 minutes to read.

and this

[–]Cael87 1 point2 points ago

I'm confused, What kind of cult was your family involved with? That's not how normal churches do things, ever. It sounds illegal as all get out and you should have gone to authorities before now to put an end to this for anyone and everyone who was involved/victimized here. I can't tell you how sorry I am to hear you went through an ordeal like that.

Also, I don't get the reference with the picture.

[–]StewieBanana -1 points0 points ago

I bet a lot of people...Um...do...something

[–]ggalitz -1 points0 points ago

You know this is a repost because Firefox 3.6 is in the screenshot.

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[–]CaptnFalcon 1 point2 points ago

I predict a lot of "That username is already taken"s as well.

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[–]CaptnFalcon 2 points3 points ago

They'd pick the first one they would normally choose. They just would have forgotten they had already signed up.

[–]Fjellape -1 points0 points ago

[–]MadCap1987 -1 points0 points ago

My Grandfather has Altzhimers, he wandered off when we were shopping and got lost, we foud him standing in the middle of a roundabout (roundabout is a brittish thing, it's a circular road with multiple exits with an island in the middle) he was standing on this traffic island, being circled by cars, it was scary but it's funny to look back at it. You've got to laugh haven't you.

[–]Relevant_jokes -1 points0 points ago

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Dave."

"Dave who?"

Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

[–]emperorpotatoketchup -1 points0 points ago

dave's not here man

(neither are the lulz)

[–]six111 -1 points0 points ago

This is one of those things you feel bad for laughing at.

[–]SpicySteve -1 points0 points ago

Why?

[–]aG_Infamous -1 points0 points ago

Re-re-re-repost

[–]GwsGeorge 1 point2 points ago

That's the joke.

[–]AlphaRedditor -2 points-1 points ago

"I had a password?"

[–]Aj45 -2 points-1 points ago

Knock knock. Who's there? Sally. Sally who? Sally proceeds to break into tears as her grandmothers Alzheimer's has progressed to a point where she can no longer remember her name.

[–]jakenice1 -2 points-1 points ago

its still a repost

[–]SilverSultan -3 points-2 points ago

'link gets clicked' just sounds like something dirty ;)