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God made man from dirt and cloned another person from a rib. It makes perfect sense, no? (i.imgur.com)
submitted 2 months ago by Tiger337
[–]nilum 181 points182 points183 points 2 months ago
I am pretty sure I came from my mom's vagina, ma'am.
[–]ShouldBeZZZ 42 points43 points44 points 2 months ago
Surprise, she's your real mother!
[–]CottageMcMurphy 41 points42 points43 points 2 months ago
Next on Maury...
[–]thepodgod 7 points8 points9 points 2 months ago
I'm 5 million percent certain that I would watch.
[–]Patrek_Mallister 5 points6 points7 points 2 months ago
We are the 5 million percent!
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
jesus fucking christ.. go away.
[–]HiImTed 27 points28 points29 points 2 months ago
I am pretty sure I came IN your mom's vagina, sir.
[–]nilum 36 points37 points38 points 2 months ago
Shut up, dad.
[–]cumfarts 27 points28 points29 points 2 months ago
who didn't?
[–]Special_Redditor 85 points86 points87 points 2 months ago
C-section babies...
[–]Monkeychow67 32 points33 points34 points 2 months ago
Should've explained that to Macbeth...
[–]Modokon 5 points6 points7 points 2 months ago
McRib!
[–]bamfsalad 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
I can't wait until they return. Love me some McRib.
[–]JaronK 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
I've always been happy about the fact that I could kill that guy due to my c section birth.
[–]iham 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
SPOILERS !!!!!!!
[–]sensicle 5 points6 points7 points 2 months ago
And babies born to surrogate mothers.
[–]allcapfury 3 points4 points5 points 2 months ago
We were surgically removed :c
[–]Kanye_Westicles 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Macduff, who was from his mother's womb untimely ripped.
[–]MacIsGood 30 points31 points32 points 2 months ago
I'm pretty sure she was speaking for all women to all men. And she's right, it's ridiculous to believe that women are less than men. It's ridiculous that women still need to be holding signs like that.
[–]Corrik 10 points11 points12 points 2 months ago
And all woman came from a man's peehole. Superiority regained!
[–]squigglyspooge 3 points4 points5 points 2 months ago
Without the seed of life, the womb is nothing more than an empty, dark abyss. Superiority. Regained. Again.
[–]Fly18 3 points4 points5 points 2 months ago
But... Cloning requires a woman's vagina which means we no longer need men to reproduce! Quick, find something else to be superior about.
[–]nilum 13 points14 points15 points 2 months ago*
Yes, I understood that, but it should have been stated thusly:
"Women didn't come from a man's rib. Men come from a woman's uterus.
This defeats all the semantic problems.
Edit: to expand on my point.
The creation myth states that Eve was derived from Adam's rib. It implies that ALL women should be grateful to a male for providing them with life. The counter argument is trying to be made that men should instead be grateful to women for birthing them. A few semantic errors detract from the overall brilliance of the message.
[–]MacIsGood 15 points16 points17 points 2 months ago
That reads far more awkwardly.
[–]lipslikewasabi 14 points15 points16 points 2 months ago
And it's not as funny.
Thank you captain obvious.
[–]Voltorbs_Anus 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
we all came from your mom's vagina
[–]thechapattack 4 points5 points6 points 2 months ago
After your dad came in your mom's vagina...circle of life. Cum goes in, kid goes out...you cant explain that
[–]Madcardigan 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
With an assist by your dad's balls.
[–]flignir 3 points4 points5 points 2 months ago
Maybe the sign is just for her kids, or--somewhat more abstractly--every guy she's ever slept with.
[–]limpinhome 281 points282 points283 points 2 months ago
How can you tell Adam and Eve weren't black...? you ever try taking a rib from a black man
[–]dastex 206 points207 points208 points 2 months ago
I'm black. That's funny
[–]tuoder 196 points197 points198 points 2 months ago
I'm glad to have the ambassador for all black people right here in this thread.
[–]Obie1 18 points19 points20 points 2 months ago
Relevant!
[–]Combustible_lem0ns 10 points11 points12 points 2 months ago
I like that most of them were trying to justify why black people aren't surprising to them. Like "we're from atlanta, so we see black people all the time"
[–]Emaleeen1 3 points4 points5 points 2 months ago
I watch tv, so I see black people all the time.
[–]masterin123 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
I watch tv COPS, so I see black people all the time.
FTFThem.
[–]veyronb 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Was expecting the south park clip ...
[–]crazymuffin147 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
music is so hype
[–]toomuchpork 7 points8 points9 points 2 months ago
I'm glad we have the ambassador for all humour here
[–]moralnihilist 9 points10 points11 points 2 months ago
I never understood the motivation behind those who decided that black people should be stereotyped as people who like delicious food. It's like...yeah...you're black....so you must like watermelon and fried chicken and ribs. Who the fuck doesn't like those things?
[–]BowlEcho 4 points5 points6 points 2 months ago
Not a huge fan of the watermelon. But my enthusiasm for ribs more than compensates. Best ribs ever: http://www.redhousebbq.net/
[–]Punkgoblin 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Mine look better. http://i.imgur.com/F9acA.jpg
[–]BowlEcho 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
I'll ignore your heresy for the moment, and agree that yours do look DAMN GOOD.
[–]BariumEnema 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
how cute.
/memphian snobbery
but seriously though, have you been to Barbecuefest here in Memphis? If you are a rib enthusiast, there is no reason for you not to make the yearly journey to mecca.
Whose comedy routine did you steal?
[–]RandomFrenchGuy 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Some people actually like watermelon ?
[–]aboeve 10 points11 points12 points 2 months ago
I'm white. That's racist.
[–]emperorpotatoketchup[] 11 points12 points13 points 2 months ago
I don't see how that by itself is particularly funny.
[–]Mormon_Buddhist 22 points23 points24 points 2 months ago
That's because you forgot to read it in Chris Rock's voice. Try again, you'll find the mere fact he is black actually is quite funny.
[–]The_Mexorcist26 9 points10 points11 points 2 months ago
DID ANYONE ELSE HAVE A BARBECUE?!
Hahahaha, I have!
[–]Bronystopheles 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
I read it in Ashton Kutcher's voice...
[–]MaeveningErnsmau 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Oddly relevant username:
you go in that team/i go on this team/divide everything/a flag or a number/make 'em opposites/so there's a reason/stigmatisation/ok now we can fight/divide everything/just put it all flat/justification/ok now you can fight (it is correct and reasonable)
[–]caryhartline 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
As a white person, I now know it's okay to laugh
[–]Isellorgans 4 points5 points6 points 2 months ago
Upvote for being black!
[–]Kelsig 15 points16 points17 points 2 months ago
Hey, I'm asian if that helps!
[–]Yeti60 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
Asia's a big continent... What kind of asian?
[–]Kelsig 3 points4 points5 points 2 months ago
The kind that eats rice.
[–]Yeti60 4 points5 points6 points 2 months ago
Well that narrows it down!
[–]Kelsig 11 points12 points13 points 2 months ago
STOP INTERROGATING ME.
[–]Special_Redditor -1 points0 points1 point 2 months ago
I'm white and I feel bad for laughing.
[–]Anticlimax1471 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Everything here checks out.
[–]baculumsucker 25 points26 points27 points 2 months ago
What's funny is that the "rib" is not really a rib since it's probably a mistranslation from the Hebrew version. Many historians think the rib being referred to is actually a baculum, a penis bone. This would explain why men don't have penis bones like other animals and also why guys have that line down their dick which is where God sewed them back up again. So basically, God sliced open Adam's dick, yanked out his dick bone to make Eve, and then stitched up what remained of Adam's tattered manhood and called it a day. So yeah, God is a total Scumbag Steve.
[–]bouchard 9 points10 points11 points 2 months ago
that line down their dick which is where God sewed them back up again
Some all powerful being.
[–]Combustible_lem0ns 13 points14 points15 points 2 months ago
He was an amateur seamstress at the time.
[–]fan_22 26 points27 points28 points 2 months ago*
So women are dick- bones.
[–]glennvtx 7 points8 points9 points 2 months ago
This is completely unfounded, ridiculous conjecture. The hebrew word used here is better translated side, the sages never understood it to mean rib, that is a modern christian interpretation. As for being made of dirt, the hebrew word.is frets, the same word used for earth, bingo! Man came from the earth. Now where have I heard that before?.
Iv never heard this ludicrous dick bone story before, thanks for the laugh, I don't know who these supposed "historians" are, but they need to put down the waterpipe for a little while and read the book before talking nonsense about god butterflying open adams johnson.. P.S. the word translated the name "adam" is the hebrew adama, it means "mankind". Not neccasarily a specific individual.
[–]comradesean 6 points7 points8 points 2 months ago
P.S. the word translated the name "adam" is the hebrew adama
So say we all.
[–]cuntstep 3 points4 points5 points 2 months ago
So say we all
[–]jwolf227 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
The closer you get the the roots many (though not all) ideas a religion has, the more you realize that they are right, but the game of historical telephone took them way the fuck out of context.
[–]drewster23 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
And its safe to say when you find a christian who believes the creation story is real, you found a bad apple.
[–]dead_brony 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
What about dogs and whales? They're the only other animals (that come to mind) That don't have penis bones.
[–]kittyroux 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
There are lots of mammals that don't! Horsey things, rabbity things, whaley things...
[–]BowlEcho 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
So scars are hereditary? Makes as much sense as the rest of it!
[–]JaronK 4 points5 points6 points 2 months ago
But wait, Lemarkian heredity doesn't actually happen! Hey guys, I think I might have found a flaw in the bible! What if it's fake?
[–]thepodgod 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
Is that why Lacan says men have a phallus and women are a phallus?
[–]Emaleeen1 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
I guess that means we're manlier than men.
[–]NaturallyKoishite 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
You're literally a giant walking penis.
[–]Dulljack 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Fuck, the bible is way more messed up than it seems at first glance, and that is saying something...
So, God is indirectly responsible for Viagra.
[–]moralnihilist 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
The true reason for circumcision!
[–]jaksajak 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
True, the Hebrew word "tsalaw" as 'rib' is not translated ‘rib’ in any other place in the Bible. It is a word which denotes something that limps as if one-sided, or something that is curved, such as an arch.
I like to think it's symbolism for man having an XY chromosome pairing while women have XX, and the missing part from the Y is what "made" the woman.
[–]pgomez 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Yeah, that was a total dick move.
[–]grammar_connoisseur 35 points36 points37 points 2 months ago
I'm pretty sure I came from my mother's uterus. The vagina was just my first hug on the way out.
[–]ClusterMakeLove 12 points13 points14 points 2 months ago
Tagged as "got a vagina hug from his/her mother". That's going to weird me out, later.
[–]grammar_connoisseur 7 points8 points9 points 2 months ago
Actually, I was a C-section.
[foreveralone.jpg]
[–]Linfinity8 12 points13 points14 points 2 months ago
Is this the capital building in Lansing?
[–]petstain 6 points7 points8 points 2 months ago
Sure is.
[–]AerialAmphibian 10 points11 points12 points 2 months ago
A capital is a city.
A capitol is a building.
[–]amaefm 6 points7 points8 points 2 months ago
English language... I like you a lot but shit, sometimes you're just dumb.
[–]iamdestroyerofworlds 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
God damn it.
Capital.
Capital crime.
[–]AerialAmphibian 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
Some more:
Capital. (#2)
You're right about the English language. Here's the best illustration of how ridiculous it is:
http://www.hep.wisc.edu/~jnb/charivarius.html
Read it out loud. If you dare...
[–]iamdestroyerofworlds 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
My mind... it hurts.
[–]AerialAmphibian 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
I first came across that poem in my college French class. The professor was from Paris and she thought it was funny that so many of my classmates said French was weird/difficult. She showed us that poem and asked the class to imagine what non-English speakers go through trying to learn our chaotic language.
[–]evildustmite 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
how did i learn this language?
[–]Softcorps_dn 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo
[–]Linfinity8 3 points4 points5 points 2 months ago
You know, I had the feeling I was using it wrong...
[–]yibgib 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
and yet you didn't fix it
[–]Beaglepower 3 points4 points5 points 2 months ago
Context, in case someone didn't hear about it:
Michigan State Rep Barred From Speaking After 'Vagina' Comments
Silenced Michigan State Rep to Perform 'Vagina Monologues' at State Capitol
As far as spelling, just remember the O in Capitol is like the dome in the capitol building.
[–]amaefm 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
This was my first thought as well, the story was all over MIradio yesterday.
yes. I graduated high school on those steps.
[–]BryanWake 28 points29 points30 points 2 months ago
I didn't come from your vagina, I came from my mom's vagina.
[–]wroth 3 points4 points5 points 2 months ago
"Mom, go home, I'm trying to preach here."
[–]Batboylives 8 points9 points10 points 2 months ago
Stories in the bible that don't scientifically add up? HEY ATHEISM I THINK YOU DISCOVERD ON TO SOMETHING, YOU GUYS ARE LIKE GUINEIOIUSNESS!
[–]hkdharmon 8 points9 points10 points 2 months ago
I always thought that the rib bit was an attempt to steal the ability to give birth from women and give it to men, making fathers more important than mothers. I also think that much of religion is mostly an attempt to give men control over the closest thing in the world to an honest miracle, childbirth.
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[–]hkdharmon 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
Certes.
[–]MyAliasHere 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
I can't quite tell, but is this in front of the capitol building in texas?
[–]misterblacksocks 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
I don't understand why this was down voted. It was an honest question.
No, it was at the capitol in Lansing, MI. I live in Michigan and I had a lot of friends of both genders attend that yesterday.
[–]robotikempire 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
It's not really related to the topic.
[–]MyAliasHere 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
thanks for that
[–]LoganardoDVinci 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
Context.
[–]AFrogsLife 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
What is really scarey about this is the legislation in question is supposed to help make abortions safer...?
"the legislation, approved by a vote of 70-39, was not an attack on women but an attempt to protect patients from unscrupulous abortion providers and unsanitary abortion clinics."
I am hoping this means no more back alley wire hanger abortions? But I am afraid means no abortions unless they are medically advised by an OB/GYN... >.<
The law tries to decrease back alley abortions by making legitimate abortions more difficult to obtain. It's like fighting obesity by subsidizing Pizza Hut.
[–]AFrogsLife 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
That is what I was afraid of... :( The next step is to make birth control and sterilization procedures difficult to obtain, and then we can go back to the dark ages... >.<
[–]DeathbatMaggot 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
¿Verdad?
[–]toadturtle3 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Is that like the spanish version of "you don't say?"
[–]ClusterMakeLove 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
This may be the least exciting sentence to ever include the words "came" and "vagina".
[–]jmkiii 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
Why is she picketing her children? How odd.
[–]youmightnotknow 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
Man consist of minerals and carbon ( which in dry and loose form can be considered dust ) and water, the bible is technically not wrong about it. Also DNA has ribs and when cells multiply they splice their DNA so the new cell has a DNA rib from the original cell.
The bible may have tried to describe it in a primitive way and used metaphors. But it's technically not far off.
[–]Idonthaveapoint 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Tell fundamentalists they're metaphors. I dare you.
I take no responsibility for injuries involved.
[–]NOT-IN-MY-HOOD 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
I was raised Catholic but have been leaning further towards agnosticism as I get older. Despite my increasing agreement with you guys, I still find everything about this subreddit snotty and juvenile.
[–]keshet59 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago*
Yes, it actually does. Or, as Carl Sagan said, more poetically, "we are made of star stuff." Every animate and inanimate thing on earth contains matter from the distant reaches of the universe. Neil deGrasse Tyson put it another way: "I know that the molecules in my body are traceable to phenomena in the cosmos." We, and all of the cosmos, are related-- in terms of us and the cosmos, it is chemically and atomically. If you are not familiar with the "Symphony of Science" series, Redditors, please check it out; I quoted lyrics from one of the videos, listed the link below. It will amaze you. http://youtu.be/XGK84Poeynk
[–]hotcod 5 points6 points7 points 2 months ago
"I'm not related to some dirty monkey that's STUPID! I'm related to dirt"
[–]cancernigger 15 points16 points17 points 2 months ago
Thanks to reddit, a significantly larger fraction of atheists take the bible literally than christians that I have communicated with.
[–]bestbeforeMar91 15 points16 points17 points 2 months ago
Being a Christian must be like being a SpongeBob SquarePants fan. You know that he isn't real, and none of the stories are true, but it's a fun way to waste your time.
[–]Xizer 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
Only it's not fun. It's not a fun way to waste your time.
Being a Christian is more like being a wrestling fan.
[–]Quazifuji 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
It is for some people.
[–]cancernigger 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
As a rule I don't really talk about religion much, and when it's brought up I do the best I can to change the subject.
[–]lpage007 17 points18 points19 points 2 months ago
She misspelled "in"
[–]discardwhendone 4 points5 points6 points 2 months ago
The religious are a proud bunch. They object to being told that they evolved form prime-mates, yet they have no problem from being made of dirt.
[–]lelakate 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
Primates.
[–]Tofusteak 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
Why should they have a problem being made from dirt? The idea that we were created as a unique organism out of nothing does have an appeal. It's like how moms tell their kids that they are special. It isn't true, but it makes you feel good when they say it.
it's actually accurate scientifically... our bodies are made up of many different minerals and such that are all found in the earth around us
[–]red-rum 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Actually, primates and humans have a common ancestor. We didn't evolve directly from monkeys.
[–]treble322 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
austin, tx?
[–]attic_sardines 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
Ctrl+f 'austin'.
Nice.
[–]i_found_waldo 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
Lansing, Michigan
[–]BigChiefWiggum 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
that's Mary?
[–]mikemaca 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
"You came from my vagina" doesn't really answer the question of origins at all, which reduces to "which came first the chicken or the egg?"
[–]DaFawk 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Using the bible: the Chicken (Genesis 1:21) Using Real Science: the Egg (Adaptation)
[–]nickh93 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
Well that's a double entendre. Yes, I did come from a Vagina 25 years ago, again last night and twice this morning!
EDIT: Yes, this is an obvious lie, We've been together nearly six years...
[–]why_ask_why 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
To continue the rib mythology, they have to regulate the vagina. That's why GOP are doing it!!!
[–]Jazzspasm 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
She's my Mum?
I don't get it....
I deny I was ever in her vagina!
She's clearly a Democrat. Republicans don't use the word vagina, apparently
[–]TomFazed 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
You didn't come from my rib. I came in your vagina.
FTFY
[–]TheOnlyAshta 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago*
The reason Eve was made from Adam's rib and not the dirt was so that she would be symbolically subservient to Adam. Lilith was made prior to Eve, from dirt, and she wouldn't "obey" Adam.
[–]kourogi 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
But wasn't Lilith supposed to really be the first woman, created from the earth just like Adam? Then because she refused to be subservient to him she fled and was then cursed. Supposedly Eve was "created" from Adam's rib so that she would have to be less than him. Clearly the bible was written by men. I believe that Lilith in the story didn't come until later when someone noticed too many inconsistencies.
[–]emtcj 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
This was taken in Michigan. They had loudspeakers and were screaming Cunt, Fuck You, Mother Fucker and various other things. I don't care what you say, but there was multiple elementary schools there taking a field trip there that day. You could easily hear it a quarter mile away as well. Classy.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago
If I came from her vagina, then she is a deadbeat mom that never gave an ounce of support to me! Wow. Either that, or she is Eve, the mother of all.
[–]SassyMoron 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
it does make perfect sense, actually. it's a metaphor. it has meaning in its correct context, just like any other myth, poem, song, movie, fictional book, work of art . . .
[–]Jrbowler 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
Is anyone not an idiot?
[–]Spammalanche 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
God's a fucking badass scientist. I can't wait 'til we can make people out of dirt and clone chicks from dude's ribs.
[–]futpoo 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
And 9 months before that, someone came into her vagina.
[–]RonaldFuckingPaul 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago*
God made man from dirt. vs The universe made man from dirt.
What made dirt?
[–]tonenine 3 points4 points5 points 2 months ago
When it comes to spending too much time trying to convince people your ideology is the correct one the Christians have nothing on you guys..
[–]twinmatt 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
I DID NOT come from her vagina. She is not my mom.
[–]ApuBananaCake -1 points0 points1 point 2 months ago
That must be why whoever wrote the bible (presumably males?) came up with the rib idea. It must be a huge blow to the ego to have the other, "weaker" sex be the "creator" of life. I can't believe how obvious this line is. It's weird it's not more mainstream.
[–]Ell975 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago
No, men are just as important for the production of life.
[–]CottageMcMurphy 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Because, magic
[–]JohnnySexist 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Babies come through the vagina.
[–]RogueEntomologist 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Mom?
[–]eamantite 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
....Mom, could you put the sign away?
[–]thestatic1982 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Isn't this kind of a chicken and egg thing?
[–]DeFex 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
If god made man from dirt HOW COME THERE IS STILL DIRT!
[–]wormsaregood 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
To be fair, if we believe the average high school science textbook of how we were created, we technically "came" from something as simple as dirt...It just took a hell of a time for that to become us.
[–]Luminous_Nox 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
I prefer the idea that we are all made from the eyebrows of a deceased giant a bit more.
Thank you, Odin...
[–]heodieat 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
I just came from your mom's vagina! Bazinga.
[–]youngjheezy 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
I read that as something dirty
[–]TidalPotential 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
There's nothing wrong with taking a rib and making a clone, it's perfectly possible (in theory.)
But that clone isn't going to be the other gender.
[–]DJBell1986 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
She is not my Mom. I did not come from her vag.
[–]takeme2space 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Well to be fair, a vagina is a pretty ridiculous place to come from.
[–]HUMBLEBRAGS 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
No no. I didn't come from your vagina, I came inside of it.
[–]scithion 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
God is cutting edge biotechnologist. I wished he didn't give women those big chest pimples, though. Ew.
[–]dragunovski 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
how can no one understand that it is just a story? my god people on this subreddit are idiots...
[–]tilleyrw 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago*
OMG LOL
Hacker-speak aside, that is a poignant and relevant reply. Just as all of you assert your beliefs, I will not assert mine.
I don't care from where we came.
For all we know, we are the children of aliens who visited the earth. Perhaps we all originated from space dust from Mars via a cometary impact. It doesn't matter. We're here now and origins only interest those who don't live in the moment and prefer intellectual masturbation.
Myself, I believe in the spirituality spoken of in "Autobiography of a Yogi" by Paramahansa Yogananda (family name Mukundo Ghosh). I assume this is the base belief of Hinduism but know little more. There are three planes of existence; Physical, Astral, and Causal.
One exists in the physical plane and continues the cycle of life / death / your soul translates to the astral plane / reincarnation until all physical desires are exhausted. When one moves to the Astral Plane for the majority of "life", they cycle between astral / causal in the same manner until all higher desires are fulfilled. One then moves to the Causal plane and subsists there. Souls there eventually evolve and move to total union with god.
It's a nice trinity. Reincarnation was an integral part of christianity until the Council of Nicea when the church leaders felt that people would be easier to manipulate if they didn't think they'd have more chances to evolve. If they must do it all in this life, they would more easily follow the Church as a controlling force.
It's all about control and political power to the asses in the Church.
[–]slutsmasher22 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
townhall sydney?
[–]saddat 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
and you have the brain of a fly, amazing!
[–]DoctorLost173 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Does anyone think some dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals, could have evolved into some of today's animals?
[–]parkadactyl 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
That sign must have a very specific set of circumstances under which it is relevant.
[–]SartreCam 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Was this at the Michigan Capitol? Looks like it.
apparently she doesn't know that it's the genes in the male sperm that determine the gender of the baby... so she should be thanking men for being born a woman
[–]ihaveajobtodo 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
*in
[–]neveragoodtime 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Is this what passes for sex education nowadays?
[–]kalimashookdeday 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
That's probably a metaphor OP. Welcome to the world of writing, fiction, and literature. Sorry if you never heard of things called literary mechanisms, probably should go back to school for that one.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
It doesn't say that the other came from man's rib, it says that the partner came from man's curve. Which is interpreted by those standards as man's rib. It could very well also mean the double helix. On top of that you can get life from dirt with the right 'dirt' so the indirect result of man from dirt is possible. :)
[–]MarkDLincoln 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Man was created by a random number generator.
[–]mahgnous 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
http://i.imgur.com/V7VxR.jpg
[–]wrait 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Is it just me or does she look like shes preparing to charge the guy in pink?
[–]Ace1999 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Well it looks like "God" couldn't find any Thymine at the time.
[–]sharksfan98 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Yeah, and pigs can fly...
[–]Jejoisland 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Yeah because dirt is more believable... atheist logic breaking my balls again
[–]newguy25 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
If the Adam and Eve story is true, it's not, then Yahweh is all in favor of not only human cloning but sex changes as well.
[–]LastNobleRacist 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
I always liked the idea of Lilith, Adam's first wife who was made from the same dirt. Bitch said she should be an equal, and Adam wasn't haven't none of that, so she flipped the system the bird, burnt her bra, and like all great feminists became a baby-killing demon.
[–]PolytheneSam 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
ALL THE UP VOTES! I love this, though, because I have always thought the story of Eve coming from Adam as being a bit sexist. Women are the only gender as of 2012 that can give life (I know men do half the work!) and it seems that Christians always want to make men the superior sex (we are equal). Saying Eve came from Adam always struck me as trying to take that one power that only women have and giving it to man to show that men can do anything a woman can do, thus giving them more power and superiority. We both have our strengths and weaknesses. Man's weakness being he can't have babies, while women can never EVER pee standing up. Am I the only person who has found this to be unfair?
[–]Napno 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
You're not my real mom, you can't tell me what to believe!
[–]PhoenixForce 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
Anthropologically this is pretty interesting. A religion that claims women come from inside men to offset the fact that all people come from inside women. I'll have to alert my feminist friends.
[–]mrcloudies 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
This is the truth. We did all come from this womans Vagina, she is after all.. The God-mother.
[–]ELIJAH2112 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago
At the capitol in Lansing, MI! I was there!
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