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[–][deleted] 112 points113 points ago

I've seen the bear before, plenty of times, but never in the original packaging. The "One giant size shit bitch bear" got me.

[–]TheSemiTallest 15 points16 points ago

Yeah, that's definitely the best part.

[–]TipsTheJust 5 points6 points ago

Imagine working at the factory where these are made. "We've got another order for 100 Giant Shit Bitch Bears, can we have it done by Thursday?"

[–]Ass_Kicka 2 points3 points ago

Shit bitch you think we can meet those demands?

[–]TryAgainIn8Seconds 0 points1 point ago

Cable? Phhht.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

We have technology beyond your comprehension!

[–]Projectile_Chunder 12 points13 points ago

At least credit the creators: http://loveislame.com/

[–]cgarciaj 2 points3 points ago

I only came into the comments to see if someone had posted a link where I could actually buy one. You're awesome

[–]Aedalas 0 points1 point ago

Fair warning, my card was charged 8 days ago for one and it still hasn't left their facility. A lot of good this tracking number is doing me. . .

[–]cgarciaj 0 points1 point ago

Appreciate it

[–]cgarciaj 0 points1 point ago

What is the status on your order?

[–]Aedalas 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, forgot to update. It took about two weeks but I did get it.

[–]Delaywaves 0 points1 point ago

Actually, he should have credited Humans of New York, who who took the photo.

[–]tremendosaur 16 points17 points ago

The box. The box is amazing.

[–]barkaman 4 points5 points ago

I just want that box. Would make moving day more interesting, especially for the neighbours...

[–]Slayer_of_Mittens 4 points5 points ago

Could there really be any size other than giant size for a shit bitch bear?

[–]Bums_Arent_Cool 2 points3 points ago

Repost bot Where are You?

[–]mradequatepants 7 points8 points ago

SHIT BITCH YOU IS REPOST. sorry. it is.

[–]PeanutBasher 1 point2 points ago

WORD

[–]remton_asq 1 point2 points ago

That's like how Africans speak.

[–]ForceEdge47 1 point2 points ago

Well I just burst out laughing in the middle of a lecture about globalization. Now I look like I'm REALLY into my teachers jokes. Could be worse.

[–]POWERGULL 1 point2 points ago

bitches love shit bitch bears

[–]ReactsWithWords 1 point2 points ago

These were made for the Queen's Jubilee, right?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I just like the box. "One Giant Shit Bitch Bear..."

[–]lilheata 0 points1 point ago

This is the only valentine's day present I wanted, ever. I didn't get it, I'm still a bit pissed about it actually.

[–]ImAnOldfag 0 points1 point ago

As opposed to the regular size shit bitch bear.

[–]Temporarily-stairs 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone know where I can order this online? My GF birthday is coming up, and my god is this the perfect gift. I'm for real. Thanks.

[–]CarolineTurpentine 0 points1 point ago

loveislame.com

[–]CanolaIsAlsoRapeseed 0 points1 point ago

Finally found the perfect gift for all my shit bitches.

[–]lamefork 0 points1 point ago

I got one of those for Valentines Day from the lady. It confused the hell out of me where she managed to find it.

[–]cdizl 0 points1 point ago

One giant sized shit, bitch bear

[–]Pokemon_Yellow 0 points1 point ago

I got one of those for my girlfriend last Valentines Day (From here )

At first she was like ಠ_ಠ, But then she was like :D

[–]torino_nera 0 points1 point ago

I bought this for my college girlfriend in 2003; she kept it long after we broke up because she loved it so much until someone ripped it when they were drunk. They make them again? I remember there was a long time where you couldn't get one.

[–]PLZremember 0 points1 point ago

That picture has been the wallpaper on my school laptop since last year. Good on ya. :)

[–]ToStateTheObvious 0 points1 point ago

That is one giant shit bitch bear.

[–]Basbhat 0 points1 point ago

The box it comes in is cooler that the damn bear.

"one giant shit bitch bear" I mean cmon

[–]uwanteetgewd 0 points1 point ago

I love the description of it.

[–]88amazing88 0 points1 point ago

"one giant size shit bitch bear" <3

[–]thesoccerstar920 1 point2 points ago

Repost.

[–]Jux_[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Yes it is. Posted twice before, a month ago, wasn't popular in /r/funny but was good in either pics or wtf. My rule is if it only shows up on karma decay once or twice and more than a few weeks ago, I give it a shot.

Edit for clarification: it wasn't posted by me previously. Saw it on Facebook and then ran it through karma decay before posting.

[–]uaoleksiy 0 points1 point ago

where can i buy this?

[–]theofficialposter 0 points1 point ago

Squeeze tummy: "Happy Valentines Day Mutha Fuka"

[–]getcrunkwithmilk 0 points1 point ago

I got this for my girlfriend for our anniversary haha

[–]mr_bellevue 0 points1 point ago

Gave this bear to my girl this past valentines day. She loves it!

[–]wolverinetheesq 0 points1 point ago

I got this for my fiancee a few years back. It did not come with that awesome box at the time.

[–]yinoryang 0 points1 point ago

2 giant size shit bitch bears to go, please.

[–]Marth_Aurion 0 points1 point ago

I gave one to a girl for valentines day earlier this year.

She thought it was the best gift ever.

Guys, if she's got a sense of humor, and she's not imaginary, definitely get her one of these.

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 0 points1 point ago

ONE GIANT SIZE SHIT BITCH BEAR.

[–]Philosophicaltree -1 points0 points ago

"One Giant Sized Shit Bitch Bear"

[–]shexpanda -1 points0 points ago

Sometimes you meet a beautiful girl, and sometimes the only gift that perfectly describes your feelings, is a shit bitch bear.

[–]randybob275 -1 points0 points ago

It would make such a difference with a comma.

[–]jkiz -3 points-2 points ago

The first boyfriend I had got me one of these, but it wasn't "giant size". I don't know where it came from or where it went. Maybe it grew up.

[–]austin3i62 -3 points-2 points ago

Finally the gift that will get the 2 girls 1 cup girls to be mine!

[–]Udub -3 points-2 points ago

Shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker mother fucker tits fart turd and twat.

[–]Udud 0 points1 point ago

You missed out retard, you fucking maniac loser cunt.