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Dragon-Nerd (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Candhero11PC 227 points228 points ago

Is it this time of the week again?

[–]Kaluthir 125 points126 points ago

I generally don't complain about reposts, but I wish we could at least have longer between reposts of this comic.

[–]TickleMeElmosFire 17 points18 points ago

This and the "Visit Skyrim" advertisement.

[–]GammaGamesXBOX 9 points10 points ago

And every visit skyrim one the poster says they made it

[–]Aurilion 31 points32 points ago

There are some reposts i don't mind, such as this one, i have never seen this before and i have been here since before Skyrim launched.

[–]kevalalajnenflair 29 points30 points ago

But this is posted here weekly...

[–]megalurkeruygcxrtgbnPS3 40 points41 points ago

Maybe people aren't on reddit all the time.

[–]nemysyssPS3 53 points54 points ago

Ha, yea right.

[–]megalurkeruygcxrtgbnPS3 5 points6 points ago

I agree, that was absurd. Hell, I even tried to quit yesterday, and it didn't work. My ild profile was thedoughboy. I deleted it, and by seven last night I had made this one. Curse this website.

[–]FishBonePendantPS3 1 point2 points ago

I tried to quit reddit once, it was the worst 15 minutes of my life.

[–]barker279PC 8 points9 points ago

I've been on here maybe 3-4 months and this is only the second time I've seen it. Maybe you're exaggerating a bit.

[–]LighthatPC 8 points9 points ago

No. I see it all of the time. Literally at least every other week.

[–]SgtBaxterflair 15 points16 points ago

Sounds like you don't play as much Skyrim as you should.

[–]LighthatPC 1 point2 points ago

I like you.

[–]nmesethPC 6 points7 points ago

You can come to my house and fuck my sister.

[–]kevalalajnenflair 2 points3 points ago

You don't browse the new posts, do you?

[–]Aurilion 1 point2 points ago

Surely not weekly? If so then it must never get on to the first couple of pages.

[–]kevalalajnenflair 0 points1 point ago

It does not, but it sure is on the first 5 pages.

[–]Aurilion 2 points3 points ago

First 5 pages? Who on here has time to view 5 pages when there are sooo many subR's to view. :P

[–]ManisilPC 2 points3 points ago

this comic was made before Skyrims release.

[–]Aurilion 1 point2 points ago

All the more reason why it's important to repost some things, if it's been around for that long and myself almost as long yet only now am i seeing it. Thanks for proving my point.

[–]MoldTheClayPC 1 point2 points ago

Same. Never seen it, so I appreciate you OP. I just wish you let us know it was a repost, or credited the author... But all the same, upvote for a hearty chuckle :)

[–]ZOlDBERGXBOX 1 point2 points ago

I have never seen this before and to be quite honest, it really made my day

[–]ginja_ninjaflair 8 points9 points ago

REPOSTING SKILL HAS INCREASED TO 35

[–]Darksider94 2 points3 points ago

And yet it still gets upvoted to the front page... I don't get it.

[–]yes_thats_right 10 points11 points ago

People vote for things they like. People like this, they vote for it.

I hadn't seen it before so I am thankful that they did.

[–]BagOCrisps 1 point2 points ago

It's really simple. Scroll up and look to the right. See that number? ~15,800? That is 1 metric fuckton of Skyrim players.

I browse the "top posts" of /r/Skyrim daily... but I don't spend long on here combing through all of the new posts. Why? I like Skyrim, but I like other subreddits too, so usually I stay away from the new posts (most are a waste of time). Oh, and it's the first time I've seen this comic, believe it or not.

See a repost? Downvote it. That will offset the bunch of people who haven't seen it before upvoting it.

[–]ragnarok635 1 point2 points ago

I feel if it's comical enough and not done to death, a repost is reasonable.

[–]Stormageddon222PC -2 points-1 points ago

The exact wording I was going to use and everything.

[–]DevilDemyxPC 53 points54 points ago

This makes me sad =(

[–]CylinsierPC 46 points47 points ago

I will be your friend, nerdy dragon!

[–]djtacoman 9 points10 points ago

You're the hero /r/skyrim needs right now.

[–]Hansarn -2 points-1 points ago

But not the hero it deserves.

[–]KulaanDoDinokXBOX 1 point2 points ago

Me too );

[–]HarryLillis 0 points1 point ago

It's terrible. I wish I could learn more about the syntax of the dragon's language.

[–]cmdbash 0 points1 point ago

He shouldn't be alone hes to radical :(

[–]scruffy01 70 points71 points ago

He has clearly taken several bites yet all of the ice cream is intact.

I think this is photoshopped guys.

[–]seanbear 59 points60 points ago

He's on his third bucket.

[–]gummz00PS3 20 points21 points ago

When you think about it that must be a huge load of ice cream as it's dragon-sized.

[–]DecypherSlo 6 points7 points ago

Those are some huge books then...

[–]solidfakePC 8 points9 points ago

it's icecream of the divine 9, it doesn't empy that easy

[–]goodguywin 6 points7 points ago

I hear there's an Dragon Mask that helps it to regenerate 100% faster.

[–]ThisIsMyLastAccountflair 1 point2 points ago

Well done, you just made a fourth generation repost funny again!

[–][deleted] 94 points95 points ago

The last panel always makes me sad, because I've been in a similar position, eating ice cream alone, watching TV, making that exact pathetic face.

:(

[–]myhouseismadeofskin 46 points47 points ago

At least you can fly to the afterlife and devour their souls when they die. Every cloud.

[–]Tobi_AddamsPS3 10 points11 points ago

That face in the last panel had me howling with laughter, it's just so well drawn. Totally emotive.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

You can almost hear it snivelling

[–]supertoe12flair 8 points9 points ago

http://imgur.com/xDWVA

[–]aradpumaflair 3 points4 points ago

Staring at something that makes you so happy and just got you ridiculed... :[

[–]M3chaflair 7 points8 points ago

It's really funny until the last panel. Then I just feel bad. :(

[–]nauseousnicotinePC 1 point2 points ago

I know that exact same feel. Didn't know that dragons were so emotional.

[–]Sunblade 49 points50 points ago

The dragon language doesn't have tenses. The Dragons have no concept of time as we do.

[–]busche916 60 points61 points ago

BOOOOO!

Hey everybody, this redditor is a nerd!

[–]Not_trolling_or_am_I 33 points34 points ago

HA HA HA What a loser!

[–]Nictionaryflair 37 points38 points ago

Everyone hates you redditor!

[–]ConnorLovesCookies 3 points4 points ago

I'll be your friend Sunblade if it means we won't have to see this comic again.

[–]Sunblade 1 point2 points ago

...thanks?

[–]LordAlfredoPC 11 points12 points ago

Nice try dragon nerd

[–]dbcificationPC 11 points12 points ago

If they have no concept of time, why is one of the main shouts used to slow time?

[–]Sunblade 9 points10 points ago

The words for Slow Time are: Time, Sand, Eternity. They understand time as being everlasting. Compare Dragonrend, which is made up of completely alien concepts: Mortal, Finite, Temporary.

[–]Celltrex 1 point2 points ago

http://blogs.mcall.com/.a/6a00d8341c4fe353ef015393ca123b970b-800wi

[–]shanoxilt 0 points1 point ago

You should discuss it at /r/QueerConlangers, the subreddit for LGBT and allies who like invented languages!

[–]Sunblade 1 point2 points ago

I'm not sure if you're advertising based on a genuine thought that I might be interested, or you're suggesting I'm gay in an extremely roundabout way...

[–]shanoxilt 0 points1 point ago

I'm just letting people know that this subreddit exists.

[–]Dr_Kerporkian 16 points17 points ago

I wanted the comic to end with the dragonborn apologizing for his misuse of the language and the two becoming best friends. I need to stop making emotional connections to fictional characters.

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[–]upboat_expressflair 10 points11 points ago

Especially since he looked so happy in the 4th frame.

[–]konblivion 22 points23 points ago

Maaaaan, the Dovakinn is a freakin douche.

[–]xeivousPC 4 points5 points ago

remember that dragon soul? Yeah, it does that to people...

[–]DeathStepXBOX 1 point2 points ago

Dovadouche!

[–]turambarPC 8 points9 points ago

Classics major.

I know that feel, bro.

[–]MrPuffin 6 points7 points ago

Source: Dorkly

[–]kingskullyXBOX 10 points11 points ago

Poor dragon :(

[–]Sir_TeacupPS3 3 points4 points ago

Poor Dragon :( Dovahkiin deserves to die :p

[–]Andonur 7 points8 points ago

That's fucking hilarious. Poor dragon..

[–]Ejb4444 3 points4 points ago

I'm so glad I'm not the only one with feels for that poor dragon

[–]shsleenflair 2 points3 points ago

You know what dragon?

Reading is radical.

[–]syphon3980 3 points4 points ago

Hey everyone! This is POST is a REPOST!

next panel

OP eating ice cream whilst browsing 9gag

[–]Soapiestlyric4 8 points9 points ago

For once I actually feel bad for a dragon :(

[–]Thats-no-moonXBOX 4 points5 points ago

I like the poster in the last panel. "Reading is Radical!"

[–]Scott_Creed 6 points7 points ago

I felt so bad for the dragon I literally upvoted everyone that mentioned feeling sad. :(

[–]8BitScumBag 5 points6 points ago

By far the saddest picture of a dragon I have ever seen.

[–]rieldealIVflair 2 points3 points ago

I don't care how many times this is reposted, it will always be hilarious.

[–]wetwater 2 points3 points ago

I like the look of pride on the dragon's face in the fourth panel. For me that makes the comic all that much better.

[–]basyt 2 points3 points ago

does anyone know which shout does he actually use in the comic? just curious.

[–]Hansarn 3 points4 points ago

It's gibberish. Checked with the "Dragon Alphabet" section of the Elder Scrolls wiki. Using the most resembling "letters", it's;

Stdhn

bah

[–]basyt 0 points1 point ago

thank you. have an upvote kind sir.

[–]SanguineRosePS3 2 points3 points ago

This Dragon BELONGS on Reddit!

[–]flashing_frog 2 points3 points ago

I know, repost blahblah, but I just love the expression on the dragon in the 4th panel. He seems so sincerely happy that he was able to help the guy.

[–]cheesy_ninja45flair 2 points3 points ago

Seriously?

[–]FrederikBoschPC 2 points3 points ago

Even though this is a repost, that dragons face made me upvote.

[–]ShadowDan15XBOX 3 points4 points ago

DAE noticed the name of the ice cream?

[–]sco360PS3 9 points10 points ago

im selling homemade ice cream for a fundraiser and this comic just gave me a name for it ಠ_ಠ

[–]ShadowDan15XBOX 1 point2 points ago

interesting. Good luck with that

[–]blucherie 4 points5 points ago

ROMANS GO HOME.

[–]wafereliteXBOX 1 point2 points ago

The people called Romanes they go to the house.

[–]blucherie 1 point2 points ago

now write it out 100 times and if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.

[–]MrGuppiesflair 1 point2 points ago

I am happy to see this again. Hilarious.

[–]Chexmix36PS3 1 point2 points ago

I would like to think the Dragon got his life back together and went out torching some giants while seeking revenge on the Dragon Born, but after awhile they become bros and devour 15 gallons of that 9 divine ice cream.

[–]bitch_im_a_lionPS3 1 point2 points ago

went out torching some giants

Well if that's the case, he's suicidal.

[–]Poop_Is_Edible 1 point2 points ago

I sure am glad there's always new and interesting content on this sub-reddit!

[–]rompwnsflair 1 point2 points ago

Even though, I 've seen this comic at least 10 times, I always laugh at it!

[–]MrAnonymous825XBOX 1 point2 points ago

This is a repost.

[–]OZZYROCKS98flair 1 point2 points ago

Did anyone else see that the icecream says "9 divine icecream"?

[–]Mr_Starflair 1 point2 points ago

Nine Divines Ice Cream sounds amazing

[–]Random3456 1 point2 points ago

I love the last segment, the look on his face.

[–]CuriousJew 4 points5 points ago

Someone should definitely make a mod for this.

[–]apullin 1 point2 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/q5rqy/this_made_me_lol_pretty_hard/

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/o5ai9/dragon_grammar/

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/m9vhh/nerd_dragon/

hrm, I guess karmadecay doesn't track r/skyrim. And this poster seems to post a lot of skyrim comics ...

[–]nutters20 0 points1 point ago

reminds me of latin class

[–]Robot_Jones 0 points1 point ago

i feel so bad for the dragon :[

[–]mrbriancomputer 0 points1 point ago

I'd really appreciate that you would link to the author when reposting.

[–]StormdancerPC 0 points1 point ago

Again? This comes around like... every 2 weeks, now!

[–]Juzmach 0 points1 point ago

This makes me laugh every time I see it.

[–]Lahmage 0 points1 point ago

so old

[–]pwnographic 0 points1 point ago

Imperiales eunt domus!

[–]SlayerSladeXBOX 0 points1 point ago

This makes me never want to kill a dragon ever again.

[–]StingerrXBOX 0 points1 point ago

Repost!

[–]Zombies_hate_ninjas 0 points1 point ago

hahaha "reading is radical" that line slayed me!

[–]Nwot101XBOX 0 points1 point ago

Reposting Dorkly content, nice work bro.

[–]ashtrayheart3 0 points1 point ago

I don't think I've ever had the urge to hug a dragon... Until now.

[–]Harkani 0 points1 point ago

...that made me feel bad...

[–]AllexanPC 0 points1 point ago

Aww. That's actually really sad.

[–]FluffieWolfPC 0 points1 point ago

Aww... His smile in the fourth panel is adorable.

[–]darkheart86XBOX 0 points1 point ago

What does he mean? It's just Strun Bah, Storm Wrath. Where's the past tense?

[–]symzvius 0 points1 point ago

This actually made me sad..

[–]TrentRader 0 points1 point ago

This made me genuinely sad... :(

[–]izzismitty 0 points1 point ago

Is it bad that I feel bad for the dragon?

[–]Sunblade 0 points1 point ago

The dragon language doesn't have tenses. The Dragons have no concept of time as we do.

[–]gummz00PS3 0 points1 point ago

You forgot

I don't want to be that guy, but...

[–]Sunblade 0 points1 point ago

What are you talking about?

[–]gummz00PS3 0 points1 point ago

You ruined the comic.

[–]Astrocat47 0 points1 point ago

It Should be "8 devines" not 9. Talos Worship is outlawed

[–]KeybladeSpiritPC 0 points1 point ago

Neither, actually. It's the 8 and a half Divines, not the 8 or 9 devines.

[–]JmjFuPC 0 points1 point ago

I've been looking for a new band name...

[–]Astrocat47 0 points1 point ago

its only half because some people worship Talos, But officially, its 8

[–]ZOlDBERGXBOX 0 points1 point ago

I went onto the computer version of reddit just to up vote this amazing piece of art!

[–]gamer141 0 points1 point ago

6 times,6 fucking times.

[–]BruceVentoflair 0 points1 point ago

I always thought the looks on the dragons face were the best part.

[–]TheSuperNerdXBOX 0 points1 point ago

His face in panel 2 is amazing.

[–]BankofAmericas -1 points0 points ago

This comic was never funny, re-posting it 100000 times will never change that fact..

[–]uncle_moePC -1 points0 points ago

This made my day

[–]MyDarkAngel -1 points0 points ago

Haha I love it!

[–]MethylobacteriumPC -1 points0 points ago

this is literally older than the 'arrow to the knee' jokes

[–]jaakeup -1 points0 points ago

Please, just stop... this is the fifth time we've seen this... just go away. please.

[–]Hansarn 1 point2 points ago

.. I've never seen it before..

[–]ChocolateSizzle -1 points0 points ago

This just made me sad.

[–]Dimon1337 -1 points0 points ago

Does anyone else feel really bad for the dragon? Don't worry nerdy dragon reading is cool.

[–]herpelderpingston -3 points-2 points ago

I used to be a repost like you, but then I took a downvote to the knee!

[–]Sunboy128PC -1 points0 points ago

To be honest, it really should have ended on the 3rd panel, or maybe the 4th. The rest of the comic just ruins the joke, in my opinion.

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[–]Lebater 0 points1 point ago

It's "in the knee," for future reference.

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