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[–]thejameffect 373 points374 points ago

Have you tried getting your sword out?

[–]skylerdray 164 points165 points ago

Hate to hijack a top thread, but I wanted to possibly blow some minds here. You can leave the forest early, and all you need is a sword and shield.

It's really easy to do. I used to play OoT attempting to have the best speedrun. I gave up, mainly because of Japanese people that were way better than me and a kid named Ingx24.

Anyways, OoT is one of the most broken games ever made, from things like RBA, which a memory address is changed due to gameplay; to wrong warp, which allows you to travel from the Deku Tree to the tower collapse after Ganondorf as either an adult or child, effectively skipping the entire game. The entire game.

If you have OoT on N64, go and try one of these. They aren't incredibly hard and it's really fun to do.

[–]Moath 41 points42 points ago

How the fuck do people find this stuff out???

[–]Mavlis 17 points18 points ago

As someone who has both played many a game and spotted many a glitch, it comes from a lot of things. As skylerdray said, part of it is just dicking around and finding something that works - and a lot of time it's just good/bad luck.

But as you've played a lot of games, and you get into something that just "doesn't look right" or "doesn't work right" or "is just close enough" you start looking for ways to break it. Initially it's not even to use it for an advantage like a shortcut, it's simply to do it. But once you do it, you start then looking for other applications of similar things - both in the same game and other games.

After doing this awhile, you start to get an eye for things that seem to have high potential to be broken, and you feel compelled to just give it a try to see if you can break it. It's kind of like what motivates stuff like black-hat and grey-hat hackers, you do it for the challenge of seeing if you can break it because at a certain point the actual game often becomes buggy and boring. When you do break it, it's a pretty rewarding feeling.

Then, eventually, you even start to look at areas and realize they have a high potential to be broken even across different games/developers. A pretty good example is stuff like walking through/into/up walls, or figuring out where someone didn't "quite" do their due diligence and left some hole for you to get behind those little invisible walls (tip: invisible walls in games are prime candidates for something to be broken as they usually speak to a brute force, band-aid fix).

Also, developers in many cases intentionally leave very hard to find things like this in game in many cases so that they can utilize themselves - potentially for debug purposes.

Then, you do like I did and get into Software Quality Assurance and make money pointing out to people all the stuff they fucked up and they go "How the fuck do you people find this stuff out???"

[–]skylerdray 4 points5 points ago

I can expand on the "doesn't look right" thing.

There is a really big sequence break in the very beginning of Metroid Prime, where you can scan dash right when you start after the intro level and get the space jump boots, which in turn opens up the game pretty far right from the beginning.

The way it was found? Someone thought the gap was too small of a gap, so they tried to find a way to jump it.

[–]skylerdray 120 points121 points ago

Honestly, it's a mixture of autism and being asian.

But really, a lot of it is just dicking around until you find something that works. I don't have the video ready, but I remember one time someone thought of a glitch that might work as a semi-major skip in MM. He turned it on and did it first try, and the joy in his voice when he did it was so powerful. It's impossible to be in a bad mood after finding something new.

This was found kind of recently, which is pretty cool. The newest and most game breaking-est glitch though is the wrong warp that takes you to Gannon from the Deku Tree.

[–]Require_More_Mineral 15 points16 points ago

Some of them still kinda floor me, like in pokemon, how the fuck did anyone think to try the series of events leading to MissingNo. and Mew? It's like someone just wrote a program to exhaustively try every sequence of events until something strange happened haha.

[–]skylerdray 15 points16 points ago

If the Mew glitch floors you, Hold on to your hat.

It's a TAS, meaning it was tool assisted and done on an emulator, but it should work on the real thing if you do it right.

[–]Require_More_Mineral 2 points3 points ago

I CAME.

The video links to a quicker and less glitchy one too. Some people are crazy, man.

[–]skylerdray 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, speedrunning is a great and wonderful world. I think anyone who calls themselves a gamer should try it.

[–]Require_More_Mineral 10 points11 points ago

I've tried it, but I'm not particularly good at it. I'm too much of a "I must explore every path!" type of gamer.

[–]Paul_Langton 2 points3 points ago

Me too. I literally can't leave somewhere until I've seen every inch. Otherwise I might miss some badass unique loot/sight.

[–]_DevilsAdvocate 4 points5 points ago

I used to think that programmers made video games by coding what would happen for every possible tap of the joystick in every possible situation. :/

[–]Require_More_Mineral 4 points5 points ago

I don't remember exactly what I used to think, but it was something like that. I remember wanting to learn programming when I was 7 or so (the age I learned that games were programmed), but I was told I was too young to understand. In retrospect, that pisses me off.

[–]skylerdray 2 points3 points ago

When I was little I thought it was a bunch of really short videos, and it would play the video for every possible move and action...

Funny story, I am a programmer now.

[–]_DevilsAdvocate 1 point2 points ago

Yep, same thing. I program now as well. :P

[–]IntroductoryAluminum 61 points62 points ago

a mixture of autism and being asian.

Autasian?

[–]skylerdray 74 points75 points ago

I was thinking Koreaspergers.

[–]Willyjwade 4 points5 points ago

As someone with mild Aspergers I approve of this message.

[–]skylerdray 1 point2 points ago

As someone who makes fun of Autists and Spergs every day, thank you for approving of my horrible jokes.

[–]couldbekidding 1 point2 points ago

So a Craisin is just a crazy Asian? No wonder I feel smarter after eating some.

[–]skylerdray 1 point2 points ago

LOL! I am on the SRS downvote train now? If anyone is wondering, using autism and aspergers in that manner is a recurring joke in my circle of speedrunning friends, and "sperg" is a pejorative we use for people who obsess over silly little things.

Yes, we are all horrible people who belong in the inner depths of hell.

[–]blackone 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, 97 upvotes and 12 downvotes. They really are downvoting you like crazy!

[–]skylerdray 3 points4 points ago

That was said with a tiny bit of sarcasm. I really don't mind SRS, the drama they produce is great.

[–]Lebal 7 points8 points ago

Psh. I left the forest without the sword or shield. Crazydawg glitch buddy. Then I went around killing things with my deku sticks.

[–]napalmer 2 points3 points ago

Did you pull the left side of the cartridge out just a little too?

[–]Lebal 7 points8 points ago

Yeah buddy.

[–]skylerdray 3 points4 points ago

Not familiar with the "Crazydawg" glitch, but there are other ways to do forest escape, yes. It's just that is the easiest one, and it's one of the best ways to show how broken that game is.

[–]Lebal 4 points5 points ago

Lift the left side of the cartridge slightly and you can walk through certain parts of the game. So you just walk through Mido then walk around stomping hoes with Deku sticks. Gets annoying because you have to be really stingy with your Deku sticks otherwise you will run out middungeon and have no way to damage enemies reliably.

[–]skylerdray 5 points6 points ago

Okay, that makes sense. I don't really consider it a programming bug, because what you are really doing when you lift up the left side of your cartridge, you are disconnecting 4 pins of ground and either 2 or 4 pins of data, depending on how far you go. If you knock out pins 5 and 30, you're gonna have a bad time, because it will probably wipe your EEPROM,

[–]Lebal 2 points3 points ago

Naw it's not a true glitch, just someone called it a glitch and the name stuck.

[–]skylerdray 4 points5 points ago

Well, it is kind of a glitch, it's just not a bug :)

[–]tpfour 1 point2 points ago

Nah, that's not the easiest one.

The easiest Forest escape is a Navi dive aqua escape into Zora's River. All it requires is pressing B twice and mashing C-Up. No real timing involved and the setup purely "Get on the ledge".

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 46 points47 points ago

Ahem, I believe this is the most broken game ever made.

I once pulled that trick on my friend when we played Rainbow road. I made someone very angry. True story.

[–]teszelate 101 points102 points ago

My friends and I have one rule when playing mario kart 64 - you must attempt the rainbow road shortcut or you're a massive pussy.

[–]Require_More_Mineral 65 points66 points ago

But the rule does allow you to choose to be a massive pussy, yes?

[–]McBurger 31 points32 points ago

It's not a choice, you're born that way

[–]Zed_Freshly 9 points10 points ago

You're on the right track, baby.

[–]broooks77 20 points21 points ago

I will break this chain now before you everyone starts saying the lyrics

[–]Wet_Toilette_Paper 11 points12 points ago

So call me maybe?

[–]hearshot 1 point2 points ago

I'm at a payphone.

[–]Shadefox 25 points26 points ago

If the track was designed so that you could jump over the barrier, then I don't see it as a bug.

Rather, it's a track design flaw.

[–]itsableeder 39 points40 points ago

Rather, it's a track design flaw feature.

FTFY

[–]portalscience 16 points17 points ago

wario's colloseum or whatever on the n64 one was a better jump, skipped almost the entire lap and was easy to pull off

[–]Itchy_Back 9 points10 points ago

[–]your_penis 15 points16 points ago

Well at least the Rainbow Road shortcut makes logical sense. Try the famed Frappe Snowland cheat out for size:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMay4Hb59JY

[–]skylerdray 37 points38 points ago

I can't watch the video right now, but I assume it's just falling with style on to the next portion of the track, yes?

That's nothing compared to the festering nightmare of bugs and glitches that make up OoT and MM. The engines are broken to the point where you can use a bottle, and have any item in the game, given you set things up correctly.

[–]superzipzop 11 points12 points ago

Is it that these games are particularly broken, or that all games have lots of glitches, and these games were popular enough that the glitches were found?

[–]SergeDavid 5 points6 points ago

Popular enough for said glitches to be found, A year ago the WR for any% was over an hour, it is now around 21~23 minutes long.

People speed run OOT and MM every day with TP, SS, and WW being run in fads.

[–]superzipzop 2 points3 points ago

So, would just about any game yield game-breaking glitches if it were examined as much as OOT is?

[–]skylerdray 1 point2 points ago

Probably.

[–]skylerdray 7 points8 points ago

Yes.

[–]litewo 7 points8 points ago

That almost seems intentional.

[–]Lost4468 10 points11 points ago

[–]the_icebear 6 points7 points ago

Holy hell, the infinite reverse speed donut was trippy as fuck. Paging Jules Verne, your time machine is ready....

[–]vipatt 1 point2 points ago

That had me laughing so hard I cried a little and made my sister leave the room. Thank you.

[–]goofandaspoof 3 points4 points ago

Once? I used to pull this every time! I got punched a lot playing video games as a kid.

[–]ugly_fcuk 3 points4 points ago

Have anyone seen the Portal glitch speedrun yet? That's way more broken than anything I've seen except for Big Rigs

[–]orchdork7926 1 point2 points ago

Eh, I wouldn't quite say broken. The fact it works at all is a testament to the engine. The abh needs a script as you have to jump on the actual frame you hit the ground. The seam glitch is a single pixel line separation in two panels. The edge glitch comes from portals being rectangles and Chell going through them into an edge sometimes spits you out to the outside where you can make another shot. Those really are the only three glitches used. (I guess portal bumping too, but I don't consider portal standing, peek a portal, or the bisection fall through or whatever it's called to be glitches) The GlaDOS taking damage is not a glitch really, in coding it, if she gets hit by a rocket she drops a core. There are no intended ways to bring a turret with you. So why check what she gets hit with before the core drop animation? That's more what happens if you glitch to begin with, not an oversight of the programmers.

Portal is really a pretty polished game, and all of those exploits were well taken care of in 2. And the exploits of 2 like button save or whatever else were pretty much all patched last I checked, which was a couple days ago.

[–]artofchokeheart 2 points3 points ago

"Japanese people that are way better than me" is my new excuse for all of my shortcomings in life.

[–]skylerdray 1 point2 points ago

It's not even racism, the japanese players are like koreans at Star Craft.

They make the rest of us look like little kids that have no idea what they are doing.

[–]chwilliam 2 points3 points ago

Anyways, OoT is one of the most broken games ever made

This is in no way even close to being true. A handful of specific memory exploits in an otherwise playable game is nothing.

[–]Makes_RPG_Stats 6 points7 points ago

skylerdray
Hp: 13
Str: 14
Vit: 10
Int: 15
Dex: 9

Special abilities:
Hijack a top thread: End your turn and go on reddit. Post a reply to the top comment in any thread starting with "Hate to hijack a top thread." If at any point in the game your post gains at least half the number of points of the post you hijacked, you gain +6 to Str and +6 to Max Hp for the rest of the game. Use this only once per game.

One of the most broken games ever made: Discuss with your teammates, if you have any, of 2 different games other than OoT that are known to be broken. Write down at least one glitch per game. For each valid glitch, target player of your choice loses 1 Hp. You may only list up to 5 glitches max, and cannot repeat any said before.

A kid named Ingx24: Run outside as fast as you can while another teammate records your time. Then, pick target enemy player to do the same. Whoever speed runs outside the fastest must give 3 Hp to the other player. Use this on a different target each time, and only up to 3 times per game.

Passive Abilities:

Wrong Warp: Flip a coin at the beginning of the game. If heads, pick a player on the enemy team to swap teams with for the rest of the game.

All you need is a sword and shield: If you bring a sword and shield to this game, you gain +2 to Str and for every 3 damage you receive, 1 of that is negated. This lasts the rest of the game.

[–]skylerdray 1 point2 points ago

That is fucking awesome!

I wish I had a "Sperg Blast" spell or something though...

I have very high hopes for this account.

[–]cownage 0 points1 point ago

you can just backflip through the corners. ive seen it on speed runs. PEOPLE have beaten this in less than 2 hours?!?!?!

[–]truejedishavebeards 0 points1 point ago

Check a Oblivion speed run, it's basicly the same thing, after you leave the tutorial you make a stairway of paintbrushes, because in the release version paintbrushes aren't affected by gravity and just float in the air, untill you can reach a glitched door that leads you to the final stage of the game, and you dont even have to fight the boss, just trigger the final cutscene.

[–]cwaffle 17 points18 points ago

Pillow Pants must be killed.

[–]Ffrenzy 2 points3 points ago

"have you tried turning her off then on and on and on and on again ?"

[–]Ugbrog 143 points144 points ago

Or is this how you feel on a weekend, being under 21?

[–]GreenLighter 33 points34 points ago

Thought I was the only one who noticed.

[–]dr_professor_patrick 20 points21 points ago

Nope I noticed too

[–]POWERFUCKER 16 points17 points ago

Guess you two were the only ones that noticed.

[–]listentohim 8 points9 points ago

I'm sure OP didn't notice though. Nope. No sirree.

[–]rooftoptile 2 points3 points ago

WHAT IS IT. I DIDNT NOTICE IT AND THIS IS KILLING ME.

[–]benjammin54321 16 points17 points ago

Yeah wasn't this image posted a day ago. I don't get reddit sometimes. We shun the trapped in reddit guy but this is perfectly acceptable?

[–]therealxris 2 points3 points ago

Less than 24 hours ago in #1 spot. Sillyness.

[–]Lost4468 4 points5 points ago

Trapped in reddit posts like 50 gigareposts a week though.

[–]Cronnyn 2 points3 points ago

Yeah I could see OP just taking that joke from the comments page of that submission. Or maybe he made the joke.

[–]memeaddictedchick 0 points1 point ago

I thought I had seen it recently! I just thought it was the same post. :/

[–]SOMETHING_POTATO 80 points81 points ago

Wait... how'd you get the Hylian Shield before you could leave Kokiri Forest?

[–]Daftsoul 41 points42 points ago

ever pull your cartridge out just enough to freeze him, walk by, and reinsert it?

[–]M-Rod 61 points62 points ago

I totally read that as a sex metaphor.

[–]loraanicus 27 points28 points ago

Im not willing to risk it, I dont care how not-dangerous anybody tells me it is, if there's any chance of fucking up my ocarina cartridge, I will not do it

[–]Burninator01 17 points18 points ago

I did it on a new account. It erased my other saved game on the cartridge.

[–]topdawg312 53 points54 points ago

i tried it on a new account on a new cartridge just to be safe. it erased my other saved game on the other cartridge

[–]xzhobo 11 points12 points ago

I don't have any account, it erased my computer HDD.

[–]Innappropriate_Uncle 22 points23 points ago

It killed my dog.

[–]OptimusDimebag 3 points4 points ago

It raped the Ducane family

[–]WhatIfItWereTrue 4 points5 points ago

Yep, just pull the left side up slightly until you run through then push it back in. the game is like alice in wonderland from that point on

[–]gyrorobo 4 points5 points ago

Two ways

One - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaUCFrW_mEE&feature=player_detailpage#t=307s

Two - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuEazJNUnEo&feature=player_detailpage#t=383s

After you glitch out of the forest, I assume you could just go back in and they would still try to block you from leaving.

[–]Ryau 2 points3 points ago

I assume you could just go back in and they would still try to block you from leaving.

Correct, Mido does still block you from leaving. During speedruns if you savewarp back to the forest (save then reset) you have to forest escape again.

[–]herpderpdoo 2 points3 points ago

I started watching speedruns right after ZFG got this record. SpeedRunsLive is like television for me now, I just put it on in the background when I do anything, there's always a good game being played

[–]TheJeff000 4 points5 points ago

I must know!

[–]RIHCO 7 points8 points ago

[–]scottperezfox 20 points21 points ago

[–]woops_wrong_thread 10 points11 points ago

I hate that fucking cock-teasing whore. Every god damn role she plays.

[–]Kamikasi 12 points13 points ago

There's a subtle hint of sexual frustration going on in this thread.

[–]damnthesenames 1 point2 points ago

I know that feel bro

[–]scottperezfox 1 point2 points ago

Couldn't find an animated gif of a tumbleweed.

[–]FabesE 0 points1 point ago

Joseph Gordon-Levitt?

[–]maruraba 51 points52 points ago

That guy blocking your path? That's you. That's your self-doubt.

[–]rileyrulesu 28 points29 points ago

Yeah! and the sword and shield is a condom!

...or something, I'm not good with metaphors.

[–]evilbunny793 6 points7 points ago

I liked this comment because it made me think.

[–]mrout 2 points3 points ago

Awful game.

[–]ViewtifulJoey 1 point2 points ago

exactly.

[–]ginja_ninja 46 points47 points ago

[–]TeamVlad 12 points13 points ago

[–]smug_soul 9 points10 points ago

This guy was probably the first Scumbag Steve that I met in life. Fuck that guy.

[–]the_goat_boy 20 points21 points ago

Are you saying you have a cavernous vagina?

[–]lbridgey 55 points56 points ago

My, what a cavernously large vagina you have. My, what a cavernously large vagina you have.

Doctor, you don't have to say it twice.

I didn't say it twice. I didn't say it twice.

[–]gangler52 19 points20 points ago

I read both of these comments as "Carnivorous", and was trying to figure out what episode of Doctor Who you were referencing.

[–]TheStormyOne 6 points7 points ago

As did I. I felt a Venus fly trap joke of some kind on the way. Or maybe Teeth :/

[–]BobbleBobble 6 points7 points ago

Little boys won't let you into their big brown hole?

[–]attakr 24 points25 points ago

Here is a summary of my sex life: http://imgur.com/uIrt6

[–]AlienSphinkter 6 points7 points ago

Silence is golden after all

[–]poiuytrewqasd 4 points5 points ago

Try tilting the cartridge.

[–]Shortrounded 4 points5 points ago

Your sex life really makes me wanna play Ocarina of Time...

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

Maybe you should stop trying to rape people.

[–]xcadrill 9 points10 points ago

[–]Reachground 2 points3 points ago

Pro tip: Don't go for the anus. There's another one in the neighbourhood that might not be as heavily defended.

[–]dewey_do_me 8 points9 points ago

you're doing gods work pillow pants.

[–]ThaJyesta 1 point2 points ago

Looking through the comments just so I could find this post.

[–]R0FLS 2 points3 points ago

I'm upvoting this even though it gave me a headache.

[–]asstits 1 point2 points ago

If the guard is an authority, then that makes you a..

[–]AnubisGX 1 point2 points ago

To get past that, just pull the right side of the cartridge out slowly until the screen gets glitchy without freezing. You'll then be able to walk past that cock blocker and get your sexy time.

[–]VETTE_50_TH 1 point2 points ago

"sometimes you just gotta take the pussy"

[–]iamfromouterspace 1 point2 points ago

So close, soooo close.

[–]Fascist_Orange 1 point2 points ago

[–]shiase 1 point2 points ago

forever alone am i right guise XD

[–]yuloforce 1 point2 points ago

The summary of my sex life?- up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right...

[–]Gh3rkinman 2 points3 points ago

lol, you cheated on all your partners?

[–]zakalak 1 point2 points ago

He fucks Konami employees.

[–]liberty4e 1 point2 points ago

"So anyways, how is your sex life?" - Tommy Wiseau, 2003

[–]carnivalcluise 1 point2 points ago

Just trying to keep you from busting yo Deku Sprout, is all

[–]johnnycanuck2 1 point2 points ago

Milo could be a serious cornerback with that side to side movement.

[–]kngofdmned93 1 point2 points ago

She has a small man around her vagina? She might wanna get that checked out...

[–]ElementalChaos 1 point2 points ago

A summary of my social life

[–]FreaXoMatic 1 point2 points ago

Cock blocked

[–]SpaceMonkeyRage 0 points1 point ago

N64 Emulator you can have all items at the start

[–]007sk4 0 points1 point ago

[–]yoganinja 0 points1 point ago

anyone else instantly have the music from Kokiri Forest pop into your head when you saw this assclown runnnig interference on Link...?

[–]BlaqkJak 0 points1 point ago

Face it, if it's begin enough to just run inside of, you could probably do better.

[–]dariusz2k 0 points1 point ago

He just wants to make sure you've got a shield for your sword before you go.

[–]JingfuMaster1 0 points1 point ago

What have u done to those fire flies

[–]ThaiSweetChilli 0 points1 point ago

Watch at 6:26 to see how to glitch by him, without needing to pull your cartridge out or anything: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuEazJNUnEo

[–]kyzation 0 points1 point ago

you need to pull the master 'sword' from the stone to access the 'lost woods'

[–]twistmental 0 points1 point ago

So what you're saying here is that someone is trying to stop you from entering a large vacuous hole that looks filthy? That's a good friend there.

[–]frisky123 0 points1 point ago

That's some freaky stuff you do in the bedroom

[–]pattitude 0 points1 point ago

Some dude has cock blocked you your whole life?

[–]3rdLevelRogue 0 points1 point ago

So you and another midget in green probe giant black holes? High five brah!

[–]DrDan21 0 points1 point ago

Just lift up the left side of the cartridge, he will freeze in place allowing you to continue on and bug the entire game!

[–]Frachiseur 0 points1 point ago

I remember when I had a sex life, that was right before I had a reddit account...

[–]NeverLeftSovietUnion 0 points1 point ago

So some guy is keeping you from large saggy anus?

[–]danieltcae 0 points1 point ago

Goddamn pussy trolls..

[–]FlamingCereal 0 points1 point ago

There is a glitch where you can slowly lift the left side of the cartridge out of the n64 and you can clip through that guy.

[–]machete234 0 points1 point ago

Whos the cock block?

[–]DiddiLee 0 points1 point ago

That's her father, isn't it?

[–]jackasstacular 0 points1 point ago

You might have better luck if you quit being anal about getting some anal.

[–]rawfan 0 points1 point ago

Protip: it's closer to the other hole thank you think ;)

[–]SunChipsSombrero 0 points1 point ago

Is that suppose to represent your anus?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Hey look everyone, zelda!..

[–]Nefarious_Lobster 0 points1 point ago

Wow, this made me cackle out loud. That's right, cackle. Upvote for you sir!

[–]THORGNASH 0 points1 point ago

Your going in the wrong hole

[–]IDGAFOS 0 points1 point ago

Stop beating around the bush.

[–]titaniumhud 0 points1 point ago

Not only seconded but third'ed as well. Good repost!

[–]PurpleandGold420 0 points1 point ago

So you dig anal sex?

[–]tunaklfie 0 points1 point ago

All you need is a bigger sword

[–]thehumungus 0 points1 point ago

You're cock blocked by an elf?

[–]llchef05 0 points1 point ago

pillowpants? or maybe listerfeigned?

[–]dmingo 0 points1 point ago

Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score.

[–]burntham77 0 points1 point ago

And that's how babies are not made. Good for you.

[–]adokimus 0 points1 point ago

So you've been trying for anal?

[–]Samjowen 0 points1 point ago

Mido - Master Cockblocker

[–]katetheent 0 points1 point ago

Maybe she should try shaving her Kokiri Forest, first.

[–]Swing_Top 0 points1 point ago

it's pillow pants!

[–]Maebbie 0 points1 point ago

ben?

[–]coeddotjpg 0 points1 point ago

yuck

[–]mbd34 0 points1 point ago

Why I was kicked out of professional boxing. http://www.playthenes.com/rated_pg-18/images/ringking3.gif

[–]username-rage 0 points1 point ago

Dae just wonder how he got the hyilian shield without leaving the forest?

[–]olumm 0 points1 point ago

That's like.....the deku tree anus or something

[–]pilotoatomico 0 points1 point ago

You are lucky. I wouldn't even have a summary...

[–]Calsun 0 points1 point ago

You run around the hole while your green dude has a faerie fly around him and he fights with other green dudes and their faeries?

[–]krispwnsu 0 points1 point ago

That is one large asshole.

[–]iamthelucky1 0 points1 point ago

[–]eamantite 0 points1 point ago

Little kids hang out in front of your log? Are you on meganslaw.org or something?

[–]GanglarToronto 0 points1 point ago

Worst part of reddit - reposts of images used the day before for a totally different post.

[–]Xanthan81 0 points1 point ago

You, your sex life is like trying to throw a hotdog down a hallway, but some fairy child keeps blocking you? That's awful!

[–]aroxion 0 points1 point ago

Actually, if you are fast enough, you can roll past him. Just putting that out there. ;)

[–]ITROLLYOURPOSTS 0 points1 point ago

overrated game of all time? Even though i love it

[–]alphadax 0 points1 point ago

I was so happy when I found out you could cartridge glitch your way past that guy. Take that!

[–]Spartan09 0 points1 point ago

If you can put your whole body in it that's got to be a deal breaker.

[–]ThePurplePope 0 points1 point ago

Pillow Pants!

[–]Diggleborf 0 points1 point ago

You should be happy he is protecting you from snookies vagina as you can clearly see

[–]benbudnick 0 points1 point ago

What so you had to pay to get in