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30 Rock On Voting (i.imgur.com)

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[–]LiquorballSandwich 35 points36 points ago

Jack's Republicanisms are one of the best parts of the show.

[–]jogga 6 points7 points ago

A brilliant mix of absurdity and truth, most of my (moderate) Republican friends get a kick out of it.

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points ago

In case you missed the post

[–]arbitration_man 38 points39 points ago

I love when problems just kinda take care of themselves.

[–]jakedemian 4 points5 points ago

You have to wonder...what would happen if somehow Jesus won?

[–]whoisearth 4 points5 points ago

socialism?

[–]Nick700 1 point2 points ago

It would be thrown out and second place chosen

[–]MoarVespenegas 1 point2 points ago

Well I doubt he's eligible seeing as how he's
a) not running
b) not American
c) not real.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Well, the last time there was a contested election the SCOTUS declared G. W. Bush the winner. Which they aren't empowered to do.

I'd imagine there are enough people named Jesus in Miami alone that Florida would somehow find a way to throw the results into a quagmire.

[–]stevejFTW -1 points0 points ago

I don't think anything would change! Buh Dum Tss

[–]Ozera -1 points0 points ago

chaos.

[–]appling_green 19 points20 points ago

As a christian, sometimes I am just downright embarrassed to associate myself with these people.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

You're preaching to the choir.

[–]NMcAdams 0 points1 point ago

r/atheism has like what, 850k readers? They could totally get Carl Sagan to win over Jesus.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

858,896, but probably half of those are sock puppet accounts of TIR, PIMA, AS1986, Karmanaut, et. al.

Still, a half million write-ins might actually trigger something interesting. Who knows? Maybe there's enough r/athiests in a voting district to actually pull it off?

[–]Glassesasaur 0 points1 point ago

But then the person they ACTUALLY wanted to vote for wouldn't win.: It would be like throwing half a million votes for Obama into a dark void.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Earlier

Hadn't considered the atheist vote. A couple of quick googles suggests that there are more atheist Democrats than atheist Republicans, but it's a question that's probably hard to poll.

[–]aleos 0 points1 point ago

Yeah but isn't it a default subreddit so I'm sure some of those accounts aren't active.

[–]aeiluindae 0 points1 point ago

Wow, so they're not against either candidate because they do some combination of screw over the poor or any of the million other things that the Bible speaks out against far more than homosexuality, they're against them because of that and because the other guy's a Mormon. Brilliant.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Where I live voted overwhelming Democratic across the board except for President. In the Southern U.S. it's widely because Obama is half African American. The 'birther' or 'Muslim' issues are just red herrings.

[–]Xeonia 12 points13 points ago

I've never watched this show. Seems funny in parts. Is it consistent?

[–]insaneaway 36 points37 points ago

Very.

[–]Xeonia 0 points1 point ago

Guess I've got a new show to watch then...

[–]Maxicat 9 points10 points ago

I think so. Sometimes I have to rewatch episodes to catch all the humor. Especially from Tracy Jordan.

[–]Xeonia 1 point2 points ago

I like those kind of series that aren't immediately funny all the time. Some immediacy is necessary of course, but I like the ones that make you think a bit.

[–]All_Business 0 points1 point ago

Not to be that guy, but have you watched Arrested Development? Because I've watched the whole series three times now, and I swear I'm catching new things every time.

[–]Xeonia 0 points1 point ago

I've watched a few episodes here and there but I don't think I've ever re-watched an episode, so I wouldn't really be in a position to comment.

[–]dwhee 5 points6 points ago

That's actually the perfect word for it. But pretty much every episode gets at least one good guffaw out of me.

There aren't many comedies as consistent as 30 Rock.

[–]Xeonia 0 points1 point ago

Ah cool, I've always wondered because it doesn't get any ad coverage over here in the UK.

[–]hypermog 0 points1 point ago

IMO, not particularly, but it's still funny. You have to pay close attention to the throwaway jokes. They're the best part.

[–]newone99 0 points1 point ago

what do you call consistant ??

[–]Umidk 0 points1 point ago

Tell me if you find somewhere to watch the most recent seasons. Netflix only had up to season 5 and I've got a whole lot of summer left with nothing to do.

[–]Xeonia 0 points1 point ago

There's always Project Free TV. Link

[–]uzsbadgrmmronpurpose -1 points0 points ago

if you like scrubs, you'll like this show, it seems to me like pretty much the same thing

[–]Isthatfromfirefly 5 points6 points ago

This best joke in that episode is when they try and convince black people to vote republican, but realize they should just convince them not to vote.

[–]dont_press_ctrl-W 4 points5 points ago

Is the "choosing is a sin" thing actually advocated by any religious group?

[–]keegsie 15 points16 points ago

Jehovah's Witnesses don't vote due to religious beliefs, as they tell me every time I door-knock for an election. They are extremely friendly and polite about it though.

[–]bedabup 8 points9 points ago

And people are typically so mean to them when they door-knock.

Now I'm sad.

[–]biggmclargehuge 5 points6 points ago

i'm mean to both jehovah's witnesses and political door-knockers so that my karma balances out

[–]stevesonaplane 0 points1 point ago

I wish people would come to my door wanting a sandwich and not trying to sell me stuff.

[–]jdk 0 points1 point ago

Is that how karma works?

[–]TehDingo 1 point2 points ago

I wouldn't be if they had stoped after the first time I told them to. Also if they came by at a later hour, when I am not sleeping.

[–]dane83 1 point2 points ago

Only time I've ever been mean to them was when I just finished a 40-hour work week in three days and they woke me up literally two hours after I finally got to sleep.

I still feel a little bad about that, but I was little more than a zombie running on autopilot by that point.

[–]Cthulhu_Bloop 1 point2 points ago

Maybe some of the waaay out there cults... or the weirder offshoots of Christianity, but no, not to my knowledge.

[–]severedfinger 0 points1 point ago

Kenneth's "religion" is kind of a mash-up of all backwater, crazy-ass fundamentalist Christian sects (think the guy who just got bitten by the rattlesnake and died)

[–]WatchYourTone -2 points-1 points ago

Deuteronomy 7.

[–]dont_press_ctrl-W 3 points4 points ago

I checked a few versions of it and there doesn't seem to be anything in this chapter against choosing. I explains why God chose the Jews. Mind pointing me to a more specific passage?

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy+7&version=KJV

[–]TjallingOtter 0 points1 point ago

There's nothing in that chapter (or even book afaik) that's relevant to the matter at hand. The only verse that springs to mind is John 17:14.

[–]jogga 0 points1 point ago

Science was my most favorite subject - especially the Old Testament.

[–]evelyncanarvon 1 point2 points ago

My favorite line in the show.

[–]silentkill144 1 point2 points ago

This is one of the funniest shows on tv now.

[–]MrFreakins -2 points-1 points ago

I literally just watched this episode 10 minutes ago on Netflix.

[–]ENKC 2 points3 points ago

Cool story bro.

[–]ashowofhands 0 points1 point ago

why is this in r/pics?

[–]GamerKT 19 points20 points ago

It's a picture.

[–]GeorgeTaylorG 2 points3 points ago

Flawless logic.

[–]ashowofhands -4 points-3 points ago

in the broadest sense of the word, yes. But take note of the first rule - "No screenshots, or pictures with added or superimposed text". the OP's content is, in fact, both of those things. This shit barely even belongs in r/funny, what the fuck is it doing in r/pics?

[–]stevesonaplane 1 point2 points ago

We did it because we all secretly hate you.

[–]Akainote 2 points3 points ago

Who really fucking cares? 1,585 people thought it was funny and upvoted it. If you dont think its funny kindly fuck off.

[–]snarfbarf 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, fuck rules, right?

[–]emeagle99 0 points1 point ago

This was funny until I realized how true it was

[–]galford50 0 points1 point ago

Yes, but I'm fiscally liberally, socially conservative.

[–]dumbducky 0 points1 point ago

I wanna see 30 Rock on reposts.

[–]justmadethisaccountt 0 points1 point ago

Diebold fixed those pesky voting problems.

[–]Novaprince 0 points1 point ago

whose that actor?

[–]raging_pacifist 0 points1 point ago

I find Kevin extremely annoying. I also hate immortals.

[–]AceManACE -2 points-1 points ago

Look at the rules, cpxh

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[–]wanderingotaku 3 points4 points ago

that guy apparently.

[–]NomisTheNinth 1 point2 points ago

This isn't Nam. There are rules for a reason.

[–]severedfinger 0 points1 point ago

Over the line, Smokey!!

[–]Snowyjoe 0 points1 point ago

You'll probably get more upvotes in /r/funny

[–]Im_more_ignorant 0 points1 point ago

If they actually cared, they'd delete your post. And obviously they'll never delete your post. So who cares?

A lot of preaching and nothing doing.

[–]infamous-spaceman 0 points1 point ago

I think this belongs in /r/funny rather then /r/pics.

[–]thegreatfapsession -3 points-2 points ago

Oh so very true

[–]Volcris -2 points-1 points ago

enoughs enough, great quote, but was done with it the 6th time it was posted

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[–]Axmirza2 3 points4 points ago

Smells like /r/atheism in here

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