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[–]OnionSquid 18 points19 points ago

He can dance if he wants to.

[–]QuietNiceGuy 15 points16 points ago

He can leave his friends behind.

[–]alm16h7y1 15 points16 points ago

Because his friends don't dance.

[–]IAmABabyAMA 14 points15 points ago

And if they don't dance,

[–]Sleekery 24 points25 points ago

I like turtles.

[–]philosophersx 15 points16 points ago

YOU MANIAC! YOU BROKE THE SONG THREAD! OH, DAMN YOU! GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

[–]BulletBilll 5 points6 points ago

It was a song thread I believe, no puns involved whatsoever...

[–]philosophersx 1 point2 points ago

Corrected, thanks.

[–]WhatTheFlux1 1 point2 points ago

Well they're no friends of mine!

[–]loraanicus 0 points1 point ago

GET YOUR STINKING PAWS OFF THIS PUN THREAD YOU DAMN DIRTY REDDITOR

[–]Spade6sic6 2 points3 points ago

Why can't I stop laughing?

[–]bluematter08 3 points4 points ago

My favorite pic on the internet.

[–]doomgrin 7 points8 points ago

Why does this picture always make me laugh every time I see it?

[–]Logoa[S] 0 points1 point ago

For me, it's the dog's brilliant posture. Just look at his right leg!

[–]krnn9 1 point2 points ago

Are we all laughing at a picture of a guy throwing a dog in some filthy port water?

[–]cronos844 1 point2 points ago

Jesus dog

[–]bangthemermaid 1 point2 points ago

That guy is an asshole. Throwing the dog in the water.

[–]pod12333 1 point2 points ago

Yet another way to cheat reddit. "If I say 'one of my favorites', people will give me karma despite my repost!!!"

[–]frzfox 3 points4 points ago

Says another way to get karma by pointing out a repost.

[–]LuridTeaParty 1 point2 points ago

I prefer it over joke setups, like when you know a standup comic's story is fake, but its for a joke, and above all tolerated more than lies for pure attention.

At least they were honest and genuine about wanting to share for the sake of it, and not looking to design some stupid title that take a joke too far by shortening it into its most basic hook.

[–]juliam22 1 point2 points ago

it is now one of my favorites!! thank you

[–]ScruffyTheDinosaur 1 point2 points ago

But..But I'm a dinosaur.

[–]annaswanangel 1 point2 points ago

Then they're no friends of mine

Someone had to do it

[–]Killzark 0 points1 point ago

Goddamnit really? No, you can't just repost this shit and say it's one of your favorites. Fuck you.

[–]vassko77 1 point2 points ago

You just failed the turing test. There is no way that you are a human.

[–]Operation_mongoose 0 points1 point ago

I like to think the guy was like "Here Scruff" (because they are really tight so Scruffy is to formal) Be free. I love you so I'll set you free.

[–]sits-when-pees 0 points1 point ago

I can't be the only one thinking the dog is doing the fusion dance.

[–]ModernDayCasanova 0 points1 point ago

Get back here you flea infested mongrel~!

[–]mfcav123 0 points1 point ago

I still like this one better.

[–]Doofie27 0 points1 point ago

That dog was trained by Syrio Forel.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 0 points1 point ago

The boat behind Scruffy makes it looks like he just graduated.

[–]narwhalsatmidnight 0 points1 point ago

This has been my favourite picture since the beginning of time

[–]Longtimelurker8379 0 points1 point ago

The dog has probably died by now. The beginning of time was a lot of dog years ago. I hope he's dancing freely in dog heaven.

[–]KayChasm 0 points1 point ago

This is one of the only times i've ever literally laughed out loud on the internet.

[–]Penny_is_a_Bitch 0 points1 point ago

I dislike this photo.

[–]CanadianForLife 0 points1 point ago

I dont care how many times i see this photo posted, im always going to upvote it!

[–]TearTea -1 points0 points ago

Scruffy's like Jesus, but better. While Jesus could walk on water, Scruffy can dance on it.

[–]Verblocity 0 points1 point ago

He must be from Braavos

[–]Holmium22 -1 points0 points ago

Favourite?

[–]MrsBenzedrine7152 7 points8 points ago

OP is European/Australian

[–]GastricPigeon 2 points3 points ago

Or Canadian

[–]fluorojadeb -1 points0 points ago

Or just wishes he was.

[–]BulletBilll 0 points1 point ago

You must be American.