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How hungry are you? (imgur.com)

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[–]drupchuck 10 points11 points ago

ZING!

[–]mex3m 6 points7 points ago

Did anyone else read this all in the style of Epic Meal Time?

[–]tarradiddles 23 points24 points ago

What do you do with the third steak?

[–]tonyvila 20 points21 points ago

It is the least pleasant step of making this sandwich.

[–]HX_Flash 1 point2 points ago

Eating a steak is unpleasant?

[–]darkscout 18 points19 points ago

Wrong hole.

[–]tonyvila 7 points8 points ago

Oh, you ingest it, but not ... orally.

[–]InterstellarPancake 2 points3 points ago

SSSLLLLLURP.

[–]mrpud 5 points6 points ago

the original poster (from 4 months ago) said that he fit two in the bottom, one on top

[–]CHIEF_BIG_RIDGE 4 points5 points ago

Feed it to his lion of course.

[–]MEDIOCRE_PENIS 43 points44 points ago

Gonna be real tough, real tough, to not have sex with this sandwich.

[–]bears_on_unicycles 1 point2 points ago

Would you rather give up sex, or this sandwich?

[–]DisasterbyInnocence 2 points3 points ago

Not sure the sandwich would enjoy it. It seems you would be rather mediocre.

[–]MEDIOCRE_PENIS 14 points15 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/7lRoj.gif

[–]LukeLukez 15 points16 points ago

You know, I was honesty worried about what I'd find on the other side of that link.

[–]RudyBagels 1 point2 points ago

I wantonly clicked the link. It wasnt until I backed out and read your comment that I realize I just played a game of Russian Roulette.

[–]InterstellarPancake 1 point2 points ago

mmmm wonton.

[–]stratplayer63 0 points1 point ago

At least you know it would be tight. ZING

[–]rainemaker 38 points39 points ago

I would make love to that sandwich. And then after an awkward morning-after, we would talk for a little while about ourselves, exchange numbers, and end up talking later that night for hours and hours into the wee morning.

Cut to us 2 years later, madly in love. The world is ours to conquer together. While on a trip to Rio together, I bend down to one knee, and propose to that sandwich. The sandwich says "yes". We are so happy we start crying, me; tears of joy... the sandwich, tears of Dijon mustard and horseradish sauce.

On our wedding night, I eat out the sandwich... Now, in the dark and quiet room, I find myself alone with my guilt, and mild indigestion.

Fin.

[–]Reum 5 points6 points ago

That was beautiful.

[–]zodiark1991 2 points3 points ago

Bravo, sir. Bravo

[–]crilen 9 points10 points ago

To me this is the McGout.

[–]wellhushmypuppies 8 points9 points ago

doesn't seem very economical to have to buy $200 worth of weights just to make one sandwich.

[–]skelente 11 points12 points ago

Don't worry, you're a Redditor! Put it between two boards on your computer chair. Problem solved.

[–]Jayross 146 points147 points ago

It's called a shooter's sandwich. Dave42 made it, this is the original post

You sir are a thief.

[–]Lonestarr1337 26 points27 points ago

Reposters are thieves now? Don't be so dramatic.

OP didn't claim it was his, and he even linked to the original imgur album.

[–]girltano 4 points5 points ago

You must have missed this Trapped_in_Reddit debacle.

[–]Lonestarr1337 11 points12 points ago

I did not even know there was a Trapped_in_Reddit debacle.

[–]coldcupofjoe -1 points0 points ago

I kinda feel bad for the guy. Reddit blew up at him because of a poorly thought out experiment.

[–]rafinoc[S] 0 points1 point ago

I love labels. Thank you Jayross for labeling me a Thief. This link showed up in email so I stole it from my email and posted it here. So you are correct in Labeling me a Thief.

When ever I do something that requires me to be Labeled I am sure I can count on you Jayross.

[–]Jayross 2 points3 points ago

Haha, don't worry, I stole my comment from a previous time this was reposted.

[–]rafinoc[S] 0 points1 point ago

:-) Thanks. Oh I forgot to say you ROCK! <grin>

[–]zeroair 13 points14 points ago

I love health food posts like this.

[–]Dabuscus214 -2 points-1 points ago

Ha! Health...

[–]TisseLeif 7 points8 points ago

abuse of steaks

[–]Portashotty 1 point2 points ago

Glad someone else pointed this out. Cook that shit properly and eat the bread on the side. On a side note, I'd still scarf that sandwich down if someone offered it to me.

[–]andrewsmith1986 8 points9 points ago

A shooter sandwich.

Muffuletta is still my favorite though.

[–]Felicis 5 points6 points ago

Is there a subreddit dedicated to big awesome foods like this? Sort of like epic mealtime but more manageable?

[–]BanUnderpants 2 points3 points ago

/r/FoodPorn maybe?

[–]LukeLukez 0 points1 point ago

Whoa....I haven't seen you online in ages.

Thanks for the links! I'm gonna make one.

[–]Tomcfitz 1 point2 points ago

Why flatten it?

[–]fermatagirl 12 points13 points ago

So it'll fit into your mouth all at once.

[–]Tomcfitz 0 points1 point ago

You do have a point... Also couldn't you cook it all together, at once? By using a really low heat in the oven?

[–]fermatagirl 2 points3 points ago

I'm not sure what you're saying. Did you reply to the wrong post? Am I reading your question wrong?

Assuming you meant to ask me this: It's a fairly tall lump of bread, so cooking it won't make it easier to fit in your mouth. Unless you mean just cook the steaks, cheese, mushroom mixture, etc. in an oven, not in the bread? In which case it wouldn't be a sandwich, thus defeating the purpose of making it a sandwich.

[–]Tomcfitz 0 points1 point ago

Place everything in the bread as shown, then cook. And while cooking place a preheated cast iron skillet with weight on top, to squash it as it cooks.

[–]fermatagirl 1 point2 points ago

Aha. That would certainly be faster than crushing it for 4 hours, but it might end up a little over-cooked. I guess you would compensate by under-cooking the ingredients before putting them in the bread-bowl. Very clever :)

[–]Tomcfitz 2 points3 points ago

I also think it would then be a pie, not a sandwich...

[–]ayures -1 points0 points ago

And under-cooking steak and bacon probably isn't the best choice... You want them both to get up to a high enough temperature to prevent food-borne illnesses.

[–]darkscout 1 point2 points ago

And have a very hard time picking up the bread that is completely soaked through with juices.

[–]Tomcfitz 1 point2 points ago

Hmmm. You're right. I suppose you could eat it like a pie too? Hmm.

I dunno. I still really like the original idea. Though I'd probably go with a pepper jack instead of Swiss. I'm not a huge fan of Swiss cheese.

[–]PingofDing 0 points1 point ago

I had the same thought, I guess you'd want to put it in an oven for some time to dry out.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

You should deep fry it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Christ on a fucking cracker...brilliant.

[–]ovii87 1 point2 points ago

Now I know what to do on my day off tomorrow.

[–]butterpops 1 point2 points ago

You know what else would sound good?. Chili......at 2 a.m

[–]goldenrod 1 point2 points ago

My mom used to make this for special occasions when company was over. She'd wrap it up in foil and put it on a stool and we'd all take turns sitting on it. We called it 'sit on it sandwich'. Afterward my mom would put it in the oven to get nice and toasty.

[–]Tractorman5720 1 point2 points ago

If I ever revert from vegetarianism, that is the first thing I am going to make. Then I will most likely vomit.

[–]mizike -2 points-1 points ago

Someone in /r/cooking made an awesome looking vegetarian version with roasted eggplant in place of the steak. It actually looks much better than the steak version IMO.

[–]crwcomposer 6 points7 points ago

But fake bacon isn't nearly as good as real bacon.

[–]BallsToTheWall84 0 points1 point ago

Truth

[–]Tractorman5720 0 points1 point ago

I don't think a vegi version could ever cut the mustard(excuse pun please). I will wait until my resolve weakens and have the tasty looking one.

[–]Tractorman5720 0 points1 point ago

One issue with that, hate eggplant or whatever it is we call it here. And to quote Denis Leary 'eggplant tastes like eggplant and meat tastes like murder'

[–]PipGirl3000E 1 point2 points ago

Get in my kitchen!!

[–]BrowsingFromPhone 1 point2 points ago

My subway feels sub par.

[–]WardenStark 1 point2 points ago

I just ate dinner before seeing this picture, and I am hungry all over again.

[–]Spacebotzero 1 point2 points ago

Oh man. Yes.

YES.

[–]thegreatfapsession 1 point2 points ago

I love the idea

[–]beer0clock 1 point2 points ago

Not saying that looks bad... but I think I'd rather just have the steak cooked up regular.

[–]andesartan 1 point2 points ago

what's the point? the steaks are ruined when theyre squished like that. and the texture of the bacon is ruined too. might as well just put salt instead.

i think the ingredients lose their original inherent goodness when compressed into what is pretty much a ridiculously meaty panini. steak is meant to be juicy, hot, and have a good consistency. maybe hamburger meat or cheesesteak would be a better and cheaper choice

[–]AllosauRUSS 2 points3 points ago

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/272/923/18b.jpg

[–]green_clock 2 points3 points ago

It's a terrible recipe. Like everything food related posted on reddit - which basically amounts to adding huge quantities of bacon to processed cheese (or "Swiss" cheese if things are getting fancy) and steak or burgers. And doing that in quantities that confirm the rest of the worlds image of the USA being obsessed with gluttony.

[–]handsy_pilot 0 points1 point ago

Thief!

[–]memeaddictedchick 0 points1 point ago

Couldn't I just sit on the cutting board and watch a few episodes of breaking bad or something? Lol

[–]hannahpsmith 0 points1 point ago

Does it have a name?

[–]docblue 0 points1 point ago

My reaction

[–]andyhenault 0 points1 point ago

You would think it would go bad being out of the fridge for 4 hours...

[–]RobotCaleb 0 points1 point ago

That's not really how food works.

[–]wiggaftw34 0 points1 point ago

Do you have any handy tips for making sure you cut the sandwhich in the right way? (As in cut in half along where you split the sauces)

[–]Crixizix 0 points1 point ago

jeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzz i was already hungry

[–]bigger_in_japan 0 points1 point ago

Comment so I can make this later

[–]pattywagon 0 points1 point ago

Not even gonna lie. I just went to the 18th picture to see the end result. Not mad though....epic sandwich.

[–]eithris 0 points1 point ago

god bless america!

[–]tireurroyale 0 points1 point ago

My manwich!

[–]FatCheeseMan 0 points1 point ago

If only I could afford such a beast.

[–]Scotch_Carb 0 points1 point ago

My only concern with this is the 'leave for four hours'. Does the foil keep the meat from cooling to the point of giving you food poisoning?

[–]elint 0 points1 point ago

4 hours is the outside limit. Typically, food safety in restaurants says throw out cooked meat that has been sitting out for four hours. Since this is restaurant food safety, that's probably more conservative than actual safety standards, and if you're cooking this at home, you'll probably be safe with meat that has been cooling for 4 hours.

I'd say it's safe enough for me to make and eat, but I wouldn't try this recipe in a restaurant I work in.

[–]Scotch_Carb 1 point2 points ago

I was going to try it anway, but now I'll do so with the reassuring knowledge that I definitely probably won't get food poisoning maybe!

[–]Ashishi 0 points1 point ago

I'm a vegetarian who hates mushrooms and this still looks delicious.

[–]Theappunderground 0 points1 point ago

Ah the ole 30 doller sandwich. My favorite!

[–]BirfdaySteak 0 points1 point ago

I want this at my next birfday party

[–]radiorock9 0 points1 point ago

made that once. took about an hour. shallots are better than onions. do not store in the refrigerator while you compress it, it won't flatten right. i also had a boner for the next 14 hours after eating it, and i was not ashamed

[–]Anonimes36 0 points1 point ago

was it just me or did they forget about the third steak?

[–]fruit_basket 0 points1 point ago

Quite a few places over here (North-Eastern Europe) have actual mushroom soup in a bread bucket (that last one is my favourite).

[–]libbykino 0 points1 point ago

Soup in bread bowls is a thing in America, too. At least one particular chain restaurant (Panera Bread) is famous for it. You can get any soup on their menu served in a sourdough bread bowl... my favorite is French Onion. Mmmmm....

[–]flippingarefun 0 points1 point ago

I want to make one of these so bad, but alas I don't eat meat so I have no idea what to put in it.

[–]bbqbot 0 points1 point ago

Replace steaks with portobellos, bacon with thin-sliced zucchini.

[–]magn2o 0 points1 point ago

Replace [...] bacon with thin-sliced zucchini.

Oh God, the horror..

[–]ziplokk 0 points1 point ago

I'm just commenting to find this later.

[–]epiclulz4real 0 points1 point ago

Comment so I can find this later

[–]bbqbot 0 points1 point ago

There is a save button.

[–]Praj101 0 points1 point ago

/http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/misc/swansonsmile1.gif

[–]ludacity 0 points1 point ago

It stopped looking good after the third pic.

[–]FBGMadjutant 0 points1 point ago

[7] very. ಠ_ಠ *dies

[–]Alcsaar 0 points1 point ago

Looks amazing, takes to much effort.

[–]me-tan 0 points1 point ago

Mixing worcestershire sauce with French mustard is a crime against humanity. Use English mustard ffs...

[–]libbykino 0 points1 point ago

I love that fresh Harris Teeter bread. The Rosemary & Olive Oil loaf is the best!

[–]Drugmule421 0 points1 point ago

772 stolen karma points shame on all of you

[–]Jaybaybaybay 0 points1 point ago

again?

[–]ilikenavyblue 0 points1 point ago

Repost!

[–]Sweenunit 0 points1 point ago

shameless re-post.

[–]BossManMcGee 0 points1 point ago

Hungry enough to not wait 4 hours!

[–]orkid68 0 points1 point ago

Not this shit again

[–]iliekdrugs 0 points1 point ago

Insert "Mother of God" picture here

[–]00rea00 0 points1 point ago

Repost -.-

[–]rjmk 0 points1 point ago

Repost.

[–]SometimesSheForgets 0 points1 point ago

I just came.

[–]very_nice_how_much -2 points-1 points ago

Is there a recipe for this? What's it called?

[–]HX_Flash 8 points9 points ago

It's called read the damn image!

[–]very_nice_how_much 0 points1 point ago

Ohhhhhh, it just pulled up with RES. Didn't even think to go to the page.

[–]WardenStark 1 point2 points ago

It's called heaven sir!

[–]victoriarosehh 0 points1 point ago

Thats where you will go once you eat the whole thing.

[–]ValuableDan 0 points1 point ago

The Aristocrats

[–]Roninspoon -1 points0 points ago

Hungry enough for it's own sub.

[–]ILikeMyBlueEyes -1 points0 points ago

LOVE IT!

[–]mrdeadsniper -1 points0 points ago

I am hungry enough to not want to wait 4 hours?

[–]fritonation -1 points0 points ago

This reminds me of the shennanigans of Epic Meal Time

[–]rainbowforeskin -1 points0 points ago

you sir have restored my faith in god.

[–]bluemirror -1 points0 points ago

After reading some pessimistic posts, I realized, yeah, I guess I'd rather just eat everything separately.

[–]JessesGurl -2 points-1 points ago

Mother of god!!

[–]IronLungJ -3 points-2 points ago

Seems legit

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