this post was submitted on
454 points (55% like it)
2,320 up votes 1,866 down votes

funny

subscribe2,629,008 readers

9,948 users here now

Please take our newest poll about facebook posts

Reminder: Political posts are not permitted in /r/funny. Try /r/PoliticalHumor instead!

NEW! No gore or porn (including sexually graphic images). Other NSFW content must be tagged as such

Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress. Try /r/politicalhumor instead.

  • Rage comics - Go to /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 90 comments

[–]krevency 48 points49 points ago

[–]0rangeNinja 59 points60 points ago

I don't.

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]LeonimuZ 7 points8 points ago

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]zerokilly 25 points26 points ago

Not reddit.

Life.

You failed life.

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]obliterationn 52 points53 points ago

oh, so you found the internet, welcome.

[–]BimbelMarley 25 points26 points ago

I don't

[–]CrazyElectrum 34 points35 points ago

This is why I'm starting to hate memes. Get out of the real world and just stay on the internet.

[–]akatypes 125 points126 points ago

Cancer

[–]snailbotic 19 points20 points ago

[–]voNlKONov -5 points-4 points ago

What does this post and the one below it mean?

[–]Beanbaker 16 points17 points ago

This post is so bad it's cancerous. Cancer being a deadly illness.

[–]voNlKONov 10 points11 points ago

Ah. I just see so much shit on here nowadays, and this is the first time the top two comments were just cancer.

[–]Beanbaker 0 points1 point ago

It's all good. HIGH FIVE _o/

[–]voNlKONov 3 points4 points ago

\o_

[–]Beanbaker 0 points1 point ago

:D

[–]zosoyoung 2 points3 points ago

Cancer is a term that originated from the 4chan boards, and refers to 4chan's lack/decline of quality over the years. There are many origin points blamed for causing this disaster. This includes but is not limited to the following:

the admin team

the entire userbase: from the nubs and the vets

the large amount of nubs that come to the board, namely in the summer

overuse of forced memes

raids

Encyclopedia Dramatica

[–]voNlKONov -2 points-1 points ago

Nice. Thanks. I tried looking it up on urban dictionary but I got bored after the first page of results and decided to just ask.

[–]appeltjespiraat 98 points99 points ago

cancercancercancercancercancercancercancercancercancercancercancercancercancercancercancercancercancercancercancercancercancercancer

[–]juanshot 11 points12 points ago

I hope OP 9gags on 10 dicks.

[–]Beanbaker 34 points35 points ago

This post just gave me cancer

[–]ineedagrownup 57 points58 points ago

Memes aren't funny once they go IRL. You're doing too much.

[–]Frankstg[!] 11 points12 points ago

They aren't funny on the internet either to be honest.

[–]munge_me_not 2 points3 points ago

True. Everything that we consider so funny on the internet is because we're all forever alone and would find anything funny. I used to feel sorry for the nerdy guys who would tell algorithm jokes. I'd just shake my head and feel sorry for them. Now I'm one of them.

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]williemcbride 20 points21 points ago

I don't.

Keep the internet on the internet.

[–]RapeTentacles 27 points28 points ago

I just threw up on myself from sheer terror

[–]goblinpiledriver 34 points35 points ago

I didn't realize that dude had a mustache.

In other news, cancer.

[–][deleted] 67 points68 points ago

You are a massive faggot.

[–]WORM_IN_MY_URETHRA 21 points22 points ago

This doesn't belong here. Fuck off and spread your cancer on 9gag.

[–]Anticitizen-Zero 15 points16 points ago

I was 12 once.

Luckily I didn't want to grow up and become cancer.

[–]Leonardus97[!] 17 points18 points ago

You are gay.

[–]LeMikeLeRage 13 points14 points ago

Cancer

[–]leaffur 11 points12 points ago

This post gave me cancer.

[–]Kryten_2X4B_523P 10 points11 points ago

50 comments full of hate, and OP gets +300 pts.

Me no understando.

[–]Fiercekiller 1 point2 points ago

You must have lots of friends, OP.

[–]AxisZenith 6 points7 points ago

Quick! Hide the children, kill it with fire!

[–]Ampid 2 points3 points ago

You should post this to /r/4chan. I'm sure they'd absolutely LOVE you. Really, go right on ahead.

[–]cluelesspuma 2 points3 points ago

[–]str8slash12 6 points7 points ago

You obviously haven't heard the saying "keep the internet on the internet." Agreeing with the top comments, this is cancer.

[–]Mr_Sam_Squanch 8 points9 points ago

So.Much.Cancer.

[–]HankSpank 3 points4 points ago

die

[–]liescontrolus -4 points-3 points ago

I'm a bit ashamed of you Reddit. Someone bringing memes into real life does not warrant you to tell someone they should go die, and then upvote that person saying that.

Edit: Aaaand my faith in humanity has been crushed

[–]An_Retard 5 points6 points ago

die

[–]GeorgeLiqour 2 points3 points ago

Getting awfully summer in here.

[–]HellHaven 5 points6 points ago

You're literally worse than Hitler.

[–]Thorndale 3 points4 points ago

ME NO GUSTA. That is terrifying.

[–]Sullan08 1 point2 points ago

When you get too into the internet...

[–]dkim95 1 point2 points ago

Why is this still popular?

[–]Zilvreen 0 points1 point ago

That makes one of us.

[–]njeXshn 0 points1 point ago

Not sure how I feel about this.

Not sure why theres so much hate directed toward this either.

I like pez...

[–]AnonPanther 0 points1 point ago

Walter White called and he wants his cancer back.

[–]So_Damn_Insane 0 points1 point ago

You've ruined my life.

[–]thejellyfish 0 points1 point ago

I never even realized it had a mustache until now.

[–]seahorseparty 0 points1 point ago

Wait. Me Gusta guy has a mustache? I THOUGHT THAT WAS WRINKLES.

[–]thebigem 1 point2 points ago

Came here to say this. TIL.

[–]seahorseparty 1 point2 points ago

Just when you think you've got a good handle on reality.

[–]leguillotine 0 points1 point ago

Hey i think its sort of funny!

[–]Rickyzuraki 0 points1 point ago

No mustash

[–]_shazbot_ 0 points1 point ago

So.. you went as an incredibly self-obsessed me gusta face? Or a guy who is "me gusta" about his own self-obsession...?

[–]Norfjord 0 points1 point ago

i like it too

[–]Droskii 0 points1 point ago

i'm using this to troll people on omegle. i'm sorry.

[–]Kugar 0 points1 point ago

Totally not going to regret that purchase...

[–]McCrackenYouUp 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't the T-Shirt make it a bit redundant?

[–]Everyoneheresamoron 0 points1 point ago

Nothing creeps the ladies out more than me gusta face.

[–]Belaires 0 points1 point ago

Your mother's bathroom has an interesting wall color.

[–]IamVasi 0 points1 point ago

It looks nice but let the memes stay in the internet

[–]o0BlackRabbit0o 0 points1 point ago

Fuck your cake day!

[–]iarron 0 points1 point ago

What I really want to know is why you have a black case for your white iPhone?

[–]i_cant_find_a_name 0 points1 point ago

Go get kemo sir you have cancer.

[–]juspeter -1 points0 points ago

Oh, good. I just had a nightmare over The Expressionless lady, and was wondering what tonight's dreams would be filled with.

[–]unomaly -1 points0 points ago

Well that's nothing short of horrifying.

[–]zerokilly -1 points0 points ago

DIAF

[–]dorfcally -1 points0 points ago

Hey OP, might wanna get that autism checked out.

and go back to 9fag while you're at it.

[–]Frankstg[!] -1 points0 points ago

Cancer.

[–]treqbal -2 points-1 points ago

I never noticed the me gusta face had a moustache.

[–]cold_fire149 -2 points-1 points ago

It looks mexican.

[–]JFites -2 points-1 points ago

ME GUSTA!

[–]stortz -1 points0 points ago

Congratulations! Your VIRGINITY evolved into a DOUBLE NECKBEARD VIRGIN ATHEIST!

[–]sockymomo -1 points0 points ago

Where can I get one of those?

[–]Boggster -1 points0 points ago

you just went 648 kinds of faggot

you have split faggot atom and propelled yourself 228, 654, 104 faggots/second straight into a mans asshole

you have gone quantum faggot.

[–]Stomo 1 point2 points ago

Wanna go back to 4chan with me?

[–]Fireball445 -3 points-2 points ago

I had no idea that meme had a mustache until I saw it on your mask.

p.s. WOW, a LOT of hate on here.

[–]mahijeet -3 points-2 points ago

Nick?

[–]herpderp2000 -3 points-2 points ago

how cute and chubby I'm rooting for you!

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]secretgingerbreadman 7 points8 points ago

The faggot store