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[–]4chanscaresme 2 points3 points ago

Browsing r/new is an uphill battle of fighting off reposts. I am losing 6-1. Help me please.

[–]4chanscaresme 0 points1 point ago

We ask of you to join the White Knights of r/funny/new. We need you! Prowl the depths of this wasteland and slay the reposts.

Your subreddit asks of you to come to the frontline, come to the war, browse r/funny and fight off the demon reposts. No other reddit needs you more, it is only funny once, maybe twice but thrice? No. We must defend no-man's land from the re-re-re-posts. Kill them, do unto them as they do to you, sucking the funny out of you.

The battle has become, we may be outnumbered but we have history on our side.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

O.

At some point, I'm hoping it gets upvoted to the top and somebody codes a check to karmadecay.com into the Submit Link code.

[–]DEMAG 1 point2 points ago

tl;dr.

[–]did_you_read_it 1 point2 points ago

[–]ISOFM 0 points1 point ago

I read it.

[–]hubertwojnar 0 points1 point ago

Oldest post known to man.

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[–]iadtyjwu 0 points1 point ago

My paper will cover your rock so when you go to throw that punch in my face, I'll simply redirect it into yours.

[–]Phapeu 0 points1 point ago

I'm guessing that my little cousin read this. She asked me to play rock-scissors-paper a few weeks ago and, when I picked paper and she picked rock, she threw a punch at me. I blocked it with my flat hand and asked her why she did that. She said that I ruined it and left me standing there confused.

[–]zscuro 0 points1 point ago

Wasn't this from a Demetri Martin stand up?

[–]i_dont_always_reddit -1 points0 points ago

If paper has the ability to beat rock, then it is plausible that paper can beat everything.