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[–]feralmeatball 155 points156 points ago

Why the fuck is this so funny

[–]samanthaj1011 90 points91 points ago

It's the sound effect from the title.

[–]JohnAbruzzi 108 points109 points ago

[–]OldBreed4816 19 points20 points ago

The grandma

[–]jayce513 12 points13 points ago

holy fuck that was funny.

[–]vegasbomb 13 points14 points ago

I died when it came to the overweight woman and the elderly lady.

[–]etherama1 3 points4 points ago

OOH! pwrecious fewd! hnggg mm uhnngg mmm hnngg heh ooh that's good... heh heh mmmm hehh THANKS BUDDY!

[–]JohnAbruzzi 2 points3 points ago

You watched the whole thing?

[–]jayce513 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, I almost spit noodles and beer at the screen. I don't think Ive seen that. Thank you.

[–]lufraf 5 points6 points ago

and he wasn't even eating noodles!

[–]TheJack38 12 points13 points ago

This video deserves so many more upvotes than I can give... It's hilarious!

[–]Eddie2053 2 points3 points ago

Oh dear god, that was amazing...

[–]SirRosie 3 points4 points ago

I had to pause it so I could cry from laughing for a minute.

[–]noonches 7 points8 points ago

I can confirm this

[–]movie_man 6 points7 points ago

You can? What's stopping you!?!?

[–]noonches 3 points4 points ago

Effort

[–]movie_man 3 points4 points ago

Meh.

[–]pants6000 0 points1 point ago

You need a macro for that, to save the effort in the future... a meh-cro?

[–]ROFLWAWFUL 1 point2 points ago

Because of onomatopoeia.

[–]Psiclone01 39 points40 points ago

I like how there's a delay before the frog turns around. Oh my god. What the fuck could have been going through his mind? God, I wish we had ways to read an animal's thoughts.

[–]Annarr 30 points31 points ago

Mother fucker, did you just bite my a-

[–]halpicantsleep 28 points29 points ago

All hail the hypnocricket

[–]pear22 49 points50 points ago

My best guess is, it went something like:
There is food there but without movement I cannot...
There it is!! OMNOMNOM... oh
There is food somew.. OMNOMNOM.. SHIT AGAIN!

[–]PancakesAreGone 9 points10 points ago

Probably as frogs see based on motion, so it saw food move, then stop moving and immediately acted when it saw movement.

[–]lucillelesueur 2 points3 points ago

I like that the cricket appears to take the opportunity to move a bit while the frogs are distracted

[–]PancakesAreGone 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, but ultimately, it knows it's dead.

[–]noxert323 0 points1 point ago

is this trufax? I was wondering what was going on.

[–]PancakesAreGone 0 points1 point ago

Yes. It is true. I can't remember the proper name for it other wise I'd provide a source, but frogs, like some/many other amphibians, see based on movement opposed to constant sight.

[–]SooMuchAnger 238 points239 points ago

clearly that frog is on bath salts.

[–]Niqulaz 70 points71 points ago

♪♫Hey, I just met you
and this is crazy
But I'm on bath salts
your face looks tasty
♪♫

[–]Imagine_This 4 points5 points ago

[–]donquixote235 21 points22 points ago

Bath salts.

Not even once.

[–]Imagine_This 0 points1 point ago

HUMBURRGURRS

[–]reeelax -4 points-3 points ago

Can someone please explain where all this bath salts stuff is coming from? There's been a influx of bath salts reference here lately.

[–]rocky-the-pup 3 points4 points ago

It's a hell of a drug

[–]xwalker84 1 point2 points ago

You don't want to know. And do not look for pics on it. You have been warned.

[–]Imagine_This 2 points3 points ago

I searched it, it escalated quickly. Ronald Mcdonald.

[–]reeelax 1 point2 points ago

Why am I getting downvoted? lol

I was just curious.

[–]Imagine_This -1 points0 points ago

Because you're really slow, so many people know about the bath salts. You don't.

[–]reeelax 0 points1 point ago

[–]Ron-asaurus 48 points49 points ago

This is exactly what happens when I turn my back on my girlfriend when she's talking to me.

[–]hinduguru 50 points51 points ago

Rimjobs?

[–]Ron-asaurus 19 points20 points ago

exactly

[–]Ophite 15 points16 points ago

Now you're just talking out of your ass.

[–]bastard_thought 2 points3 points ago

Whereas his girlfriend would be talking into his ass.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

Laughed way more than I should have.

[–]Nathan13 49 points50 points ago

OMNOMNOM! what the -? OMNOMNOMNOM!

[–]Asdayasman 7 points8 points ago

Where the fuck are the frog experts, explaining wtf he's doing?

[–]Speckman 11 points12 points ago

Its just the way they hunt. They attack slight motions. Sometimes they cannot tell if its an insect or their partners face. Original Vid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyOG3SuoGaI&feature=channel&list=UL

[–]tophernewton 5 points6 points ago

I'm pretty sure these are White's Tree Frogs (Dumpy Frogs). If you put two of them together, they have to be nearly the same size or the larger one will eat the other. Their food has to be moving as well. They won't eat a dead cricket that is just lying there. Also, they live for about 20 years. (Expertise Level: My girlfriend has one.)

[–]jftitan 1 point2 points ago

Ive had many, they can over eat.

[–]pineapple09 31 points32 points ago

I came here expecting Nigel Thornberry.

[–]Lhabs 43 points44 points ago

[–]Duper 9 points10 points ago

I was expecting Nigel from that gif too...

[–]punkrawkkid 3 points4 points ago

I see the T-Virus clinical trials are on schedule.

[–]austinbryant 8 points9 points ago

"dat ass"... "oh dat face"...

[–]makaveli151 2 points3 points ago

I honestly found this a little disturbing and Im not sure why.

[–]Uncle_Bill 2 points3 points ago

Frog trying to get high by licking another toad?

[–]Daggerfall 2 points3 points ago

Wtf Simon_wang12. Three front page posts at the same time?

[–]McJaeger 1 point2 points ago

This guy. Everything he posts is hilarious. Not sure how he does it, but it makes me happy.

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[–]jedify 13 points14 points ago

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A TOAD IN A CAGE

[–]Muff_inz 9 points10 points ago

My first reaction when I saw this... "bath salts." Then I skimmed the comment section and realized that everybody else had already thought the exact same thing. So then I got depressed and went on a self destructive rampage because I'm not as creative as I thought I was. I became alcoholic. Now my ferret is dead. In conclusion, I'm not sure.

[–]IronOhki 1 point2 points ago

Now imagine this reenacted by muppets.

[–]smartzie 1 point2 points ago

I watched this for far too long and I'm still giggling like an idiot.

[–]Droidaphone 1 point2 points ago

I like how the frog seems totally chill about the first nip. He turns around, all

Alright, listen, jerk. I know you and I don't get along, but if you keep- AAAGH MY FACE!!!

[–]Duper 1 point2 points ago

The cannibal frog is USA after 9/11, the cricket is Al Qaeda, the other frog is Iraq.

[–]Flach64 0 points1 point ago

Battle toads 2!

[–]janosaudron 0 points1 point ago

Weirdest thing is that there's a grasshopper in the corner...

[–]Cmcnichol 1 point2 points ago

Cricket*

[–]justdanielle90 0 points1 point ago

What happens when you give frogs bath salts. -__-

[–]xIrishSoberx 0 points1 point ago

Omfg. This made me laugh waayyyyy too much

[–]NYPunk 0 points1 point ago

No Nigel?

[–]stone500 0 points1 point ago

I'm laughing so hard that I'm wheezing like I'm a 95-year old fart without his inhaler.

[–]ThePunisher56 0 points1 point ago

Accurate reenactment of the bath salt case.

[–]Miskatonic_Prof 0 points1 point ago

Frog was on bath salts.

[–]smorris924 0 points1 point ago

The salts of bath. Because saying bath salts is too main stream.

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[–]LaenFinehack -1 points0 points ago

They are! I think those are Cuban Tree Frogs, which are notoriously cannibalistic.

[–]4W350M3 0 points1 point ago

Why am I laughing at this.

[–]Gynominer 0 points1 point ago

I find this incredibly disturbing.

[–]Fosse_The_Creator 0 points1 point ago

BATH SALT FROGS!

[–]bluepetal 0 points1 point ago

Thank-you for this, it's not often that I actually laugh out loud from gifs.

[–]LVL2_Chinbeard 0 points1 point ago

I'm like [7] right now and this is frightening...

[–]sexybeast93 0 points1 point ago

I expected Nigel. I was disappointed.

[–]ImHibby 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of my first awkward valentines day.

[–]Cerelius 0 points1 point ago

RARGWGJGKFDJKGLFD I'M A CANNIBAL

[–]machinesmith 0 points1 point ago

That cricket turned them against each other, clearly it's from Syndicate.

[–]lebanon100 0 points1 point ago

BATHSALTS

[–]khemical_pixel 0 points1 point ago

Is he on bath salts?

[–]AlerionOP 0 points1 point ago

Frogs do bathsalts now t.t We're doomed

[–]Boring_Machine 0 points1 point ago

WHARGARBLE

[–]hyp3r 0 points1 point ago

I have a 2 month old baby at home, and that is pretty much what she does when she is looking for my wife's tit.

[–]skilledpringle 0 points1 point ago

i thought of bath salts immediately and then i looked at the other comments and thought "well fuck".

[–]Deus_ex_West 0 points1 point ago

Bath salts

[–]Sydviciouz 0 points1 point ago

We are going...to hunt you.. Cricket. Oh never mind.

[–]baaaaanana 0 points1 point ago

LMAO! This is my favorite GIF ever! "Ooh, hi there, this is Fred, my autistic frog friend." ... "Fred, what did we discuss about bitin... BLAWUGHLAUGB"

[–]smorris924 -1 points0 points ago

The cricket did some sort of Jedi mind trick!

[–]smorris924 0 points1 point ago

Haha damn, you got me. I apologize everyone. It's the first time I've tried this. I won't do it again.

[–]RepostCommentFinder 0 points1 point ago

As long as you don't do it again, you're fine.

[–]smorris924 0 points1 point ago

Alright. Honestly I did it cause I saw that it worked for trapped_in_reddit so I thought heck why not? And then it obviously turned to shit haha

[–]MastaFapa -1 points0 points ago

Obviously been hitting the bath salts