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[–]redditorforthemoment 115 points116 points ago

This gif always makes me so sad. He loved his snack and it was taken and rather than get it back he accepted defeat. Like that episode of Hey Arnold! when Arnold beat up the guy who just wanted a bus pass. I cry evr tim

[–]curbserver278 17 points18 points ago

Reminds me of this gif. Dude is happily enjoying his ice cream unbeknownst to the impending doom looming in the very near future. Seriously, the transition from bliss and contentment to utter shock, disbelief and disappointment is heartbreaking.

[–]kamiikoneko 10 points11 points ago

In case you didn't notice, a dark storm is on the horizon in his eyes near the end. Someone got put in a half nelson until they said "uncle" shortly after this clip ends.

[–]werferofflammen 0 points1 point ago

Towards the end he was definitely about to toss a bitch.

[–]Howdy_McGee 8 points9 points ago

Here this should cheer you up. http://reversegif.com/g9m

[–]RationalArgumentMan 3 points4 points ago

Wait, what episode is that???

[–]RationalArgumentMan 0 points1 point ago

Ohhhhhhhh hahahahaha yes this one! I love Hey Arnold!

[–]pablothe 5 points6 points ago

I thought it was hilarious, I think he didn't care that much. I don't think he has the same psychological implications a human does when they stop trying. Just like the bird needed the balls to actually go and steal something from a larger animal because he really needed to eat.

[–]LukMillion 20 points21 points ago

i am pretty sure every animal in the world isn't a fan of food getting stolen from them

[–]Veret 0 points1 point ago

Here you go. Roo power!

[–]MVolta 0 points1 point ago

I just wanted to ask where's the bus sto-o-oa-aaaaa-waaaaaaa sob

[–]came_here_2_say 0 points1 point ago

Especially because the Wallaby is so cute and he just looks down and stares...

[–]Apostolate -2 points-1 points ago

Lemme A at yo'post gurl.

[–]Darkchaos 32 points33 points ago

That confusion and sadness that the wallaby expresses after the bird takes his food is priceless.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

He was like. Ok. :(

[–]Minotaur_in_house 5 points6 points ago

I imagine a portal turret voice saying "I don't blame you."

[–]whatisthishere 0 points1 point ago

Honestly, if the bird did that to me I would have the exact same reaction. I'd sit there look at my hands, and go, did that just really happen?

[–]jeremy3223 18 points19 points ago

That bird is straight up honey badger.

[–]Keepsitreal_c93 22 points23 points ago

Is this real or fake? 95% of people get it wrong!

[–]greencoldpeas 2 points3 points ago

How does this have over 9,000 subscribers?

[–]LukaCola 0 points1 point ago

Because it's brought up every now and again and has amazing content.

[–]Apostolate 0 points1 point ago

OVER 9000?!

[–]unholymackerel 14 points15 points ago

yoink

[–]heyivebeenthere 177 points178 points ago

Don't hate, that bird was taught that's the only way he can ever get anything. That's the only way he can earn it, by stealing it, because he's black.....

[–]Sariel007 72 points73 points ago

He paid the Iron price not the Gold price.

[–]heyivebeenthere -1 points0 points ago

http://imgur.com/IPJHW EDIT: Yes, I went there.

[–]clintisiceman 10 points11 points ago

[–]pickled_cock_sammich 2 points3 points ago

Is the catch that there's nothing there, cause none of us are funny? I get joke, yes?

[–]bagzilla 0 points1 point ago

Boosh boosh boosh!

[–]heyivebeenthere -2 points-1 points ago

Ooooooo burn! I guess I am not loved by ye.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Nope, it's because he's a crow, and crows are fucking smart.

[–]heyivebeenthere -4 points-3 points ago

Ah shit, there's always another way to look at it. According to others, I prefer the racist way and try to offend as many people as possible. But you're right, crows are fucking smart.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

...I really hope my comment didn't come off as friendly.

[–]heyivebeenthere -1 points0 points ago

Oh it did. Sorry, I should have reacted accordingly. Here we go; You asshole! I'm entitled to my own opinion! Leave me the fuck alone and let me have some fun for once in my godforsaken life! Goddammit! Was that reaction sufficient? EDIT: Let me clarify that I am not an asshole who tries to take things the wrong way but in the best light possible. As this world has enough asshats that love to make others as angry as themselves. Try and take a lighter look once in a while and approach the environment around you with a lighthearted glance; it may improve yourself and other around you.

[–]funkmastamatt 19 points20 points ago

Didn't we just have a post from the mods about the blatant racism around here? Then we have this bullshit getting upvoted?

[–]mary_tyler_murder 15 points16 points ago

Redditors love racism.

[–]servohahn 3 points4 points ago

Why do you love racism?

[–]phuturo 18 points19 points ago

True, it has been happening more frequently lately.

[–]LowSociety 11 points12 points ago

♪ School's out for summer!

[–]phuturo 0 points1 point ago

Ahhh forgot about the kids.

[–]pickled_cock_sammich 6 points7 points ago

Well. Just shows you what the people really want. DEMOCRACY IN ACTION!

[–]Shanilla8 5 points6 points ago

fuck another Trapped_in_Reddit

[–]I_REMOVE_COCKS 1 point2 points ago

When one is killed another will come back stronger.

[–]buttuh 5 points6 points ago

This comment concerns me after reading your username...

[–]supremevagina 8 points9 points ago

[–]Manial 9 points10 points ago

I like how the bucket of chicken just kinda hovers there.

[–]MrConfucius 3 points4 points ago

Black people are psychic as well. Another stereotype represented.

[–]dikfeld -4 points-3 points ago

Are you implying that black people steal things...?

[–]AlexthePwner -1 points0 points ago

DAS RASIST

[–]clemsonk -2 points-1 points ago

oh come on, he could have gone to community college

[–]RobotRobotAnna 1 point2 points ago

well i hope this helps

[–]amolad 4 points5 points ago

Who taught that kangaroo the deadpan timing? Good job!

[–]Reviwrath 5 points6 points ago

Related story. When I was in fifth grade my mother and I accompanied my father on a business trip to Australia. While we were there we visited a petting zoo that had kangaroos, emus, etc. In that petting zoo I was robbed of an ice cream cone by a kangaroo. This kangaroo probably had it coming.

I'm totally cheering that bird on.

[–]Elistair89 2 points3 points ago

its a wallaby

[–]DrDWayneLove 0 points1 point ago

A pelican ate a hotdog out of my hand when I was four. Scared the everliving shit out of me, so I ran away and locked myself in the car.

[–]cbouchie 0 points1 point ago

I had a baby deer bite part of my finger off at a petting zoo once :( not fun.

[–]TheGifReverser 6 points7 points ago

Don't worry guys. In this version, the bird is generously giving the wallaby a little snack. http://img.reversegif.com/1544.gif

[–]Voves 0 points1 point ago

Now I don't have to feel sad all day.

[–]palindromic 0 points1 point ago

It's a little weird that he starts eating WITHOUT EVER BITING IT THOUGH, ISN'T IT?

[–]Auspants 17 points18 points ago

This was pretty damn funny the first time I saw it.... back in 1996.

[–]Nakedp00per 15 points16 points ago

That joke is so old, the first time I heard it I fell off my dinosaur.

[–]Sierus 6 points7 points ago

When I first heard it I evolved legs to try and get away from it.

[–]TyphlosionsWrath 2 points3 points ago

When I first heard it, the continents split due to my laughter.

[–]Shanilla8 1 point2 points ago

when I heard it I had to tell my single cell buddies about it.

[–]MVolta 0 points1 point ago

TIL there are no more extant, single-celled organisms

[–]thunnus 1 point2 points ago

and broke my wooden underwear

[–]OmniaII 24 points25 points ago

[–]LowSociety 12 points13 points ago

Well, let's try this:

That's just about the saddest little wallaby I've ever seen. Poor guy.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]mozziestix 4 points5 points ago

..and if a little karma comes along with it, hey, who knew?

[–]RationalArgumentMan 0 points1 point ago

Here's what I don't get-- you guys grill OP for reposting because you think karma-whoring is pointless, right? Okay, but then why do you even care if he gets some link karma from his repost?

[–]wlfbck 1 point2 points ago

Because if repost-rates keep rising like that 1/3 of every post is a repost. Meaning it gets fucking annoying wading through all the shit.

[–]RationalArgumentMan -1 points0 points ago

I can't help but think that if you notice reposts that much, you might be going on reddit a little too much... I probably spend two or three hours a day just wasting my time on reddit and I've yet to see this post.

[–]wlfbck 0 points1 point ago

Na, actually i spend less time/day then you here, and still have seen this before. I actually think it was last week or the week before.

[–]RationalArgumentMan -1 points0 points ago

Either way, is it that hard to press "hide" rather than commenting?

[–]wlfbck 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

[–]RationalArgumentMan -1 points0 points ago

Ah, I guess it takes some people more time to click a button once compared to commenting 3 times.

Also, learn how to use the downvote rather than using it so dickishly.

[–]OmniaII 3 points4 points ago

as long as someone laughs.

[–]FreedObject 2 points3 points ago

The people who haven't seen it laugh, what you should do is just downvote and move on. You're not making a difference you're just annoying. Stop complaining

[–]neelshiv 1 point2 points ago

I knew that I had seen this several times before, but I had a sneaking suspicion that I had seen it with this exact same title.

[–]TurboDisturbo 0 points1 point ago

reddiquette

See the "don't" section

[–]OmniaII 4 points5 points ago

The only people who complain about people complaining about reposts are reposters

  

  

After 20 fucking reposts, you gotta draw the line.

[–]TurboDisturbo 1 point2 points ago

Not a reposter, just sick of idiots like you bitching about it EVERY FUCKING TIME.

[–]OmniaII -2 points-1 points ago

I'm telling mom...

[–]TurboDisturbo 2 points3 points ago

Tell mom, I don't care, she'll just send me to my room and that's where my video games are

[–]FreedObject -1 points0 points ago

Thank you, so many people don't care to read that

[–]flamingfungi -2 points-1 points ago

The ironic thing is, complaining about reposters by linking to KarmaDecay is the most reposted thing of all.

[–]OmniaII 2 points3 points ago

A link to karmadecay is not a post

[–]DoodleBob88 1 point2 points ago

Straight from the Rocket Power movie...

[–]SchwarzeKrahe 1 point2 points ago

Smart

[–]jaesharp 1 point2 points ago

Well I'll be mad, wallaby got had. :/

[–]take_my_upvotes 1 point2 points ago

Owls are the true assholes.

[–]iowa116 1 point2 points ago

okay.jpeg

[–]dubbear 1 point2 points ago

This is older than dukenukem

[–]Frak98 1 point2 points ago

Birds are dinosaurs.

[–]LordofPterosaurs 0 points1 point ago

Deal with it

[–]kamiikoneko 1 point2 points ago

if you are going to blatantly repost, at least try and use an original caption...

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/tkt96/birds_are_assholes/

[–]Xzumo 1 point2 points ago

Dude, come on, this was reposted over 15 times already....

title comnts points age /r/
How i feel when my post get a downvote after an upvote. 0coms 1pt 5dys funny
Asshole bird 2coms 12pts 7dys gifs
Birds are assholes. 427coms 1435pts 1mo funny
This is delici.....Awww... 4coms 15pts 5mos funny
Yoink! 38coms 294pts 1yr pics
When a repost makes the front page 2coms 20pts 1mo funny
How I feel when someone takes my OC and reposts it 22coms 492pts 5mos funny
Bamboozled wallaby 5coms 13pts 9mos gifs
How I feel when someone posts the same link with a funnier title 7coms 165pts 7mos gifs
Yoink! 41coms 308pts 7mos funny
Okay 4coms 28pts 8mos funny
How I feel when someone reposts off me and gets more upvotes. 5coms 32pts 9mos pics
This is the saddest thing I have ever seen on the internet 112coms 236pts 10mos funny
The saddest scene I've ever seen. 7coms 74pts 1yr pics
Kangaroo got pwned! 10coms 19pts 1yr funny
Omnomnomno... Gimme that!!! 8coms 40pts 7mos funny
The day Reddit was blocked at work. 0coms 11pts 7mos funny
Good moves bird, good moves... 0coms -3pts 10mos pics
Well that's just great 2coms 16pts 4mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]this_is_a_recording0 -1 points0 points ago

STOP POSTING THIS

STOP UPVOTING THIS

[–]yeeshy 0 points1 point ago

They're clearly friends

[–]heytheredelilahTOR 0 points1 point ago

A seagull once stole an entire hot dog from my sister. She was two.

Edit: extra letter.

[–]l1nk1npark 0 points1 point ago

Oh god the 4th grade flashbacks.

[–]RedditGarbage 0 points1 point ago

First thing too make me laugh on here today thank you! Lol that poor roo looked emo right after.

[–]Nakedp00per 0 points1 point ago

Kangaroo = me

Bird = asshole friends

Snack = first place victory in a heated Mario Kart race.

[–]NoOneToughtOfThis 0 points1 point ago

every one is an asshole

[–]hypocrisyv4 0 points1 point ago

My girlfriend has a grackle as a pet. this is exactly how he behaves. he will sit on your shoulder and snag food out of your hand as you are putting it in your mouth.

[–]Lyrics_For_Gifs 0 points1 point ago

"This is delicious!" "I'll just take that." "Wait, what."

[–]Dresdin 0 points1 point ago

Are you sure he's an asshole? What about a dick? He definitely isn't a pussy.

[–]Thatbritishchick 0 points1 point ago

Nom nom nom nom.....aww.

[–]KidTheFat 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, well, The Dude abides.

[–]sixtyt3 0 points1 point ago

That's ALL he had man. That's all he had.

[–]Unicyclesclearlywin 0 points1 point ago

That's just about the saddest little wallaby I've ever seen. Poor guy.

[–]telfman123 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this

[–]Tbagtaylor 0 points1 point ago

When the bird takes it, he's like,"what?"

[–]Fleshflayer 0 points1 point ago

Oh, it's this post again.

[–]hitops 0 points1 point ago

Every month someone posts this. With the same damn title. Every month....

[–]I_Am_Dragonfly 0 points1 point ago

Saw this before... it makes me as sad now as it did then. Poor wallaby.

[–]imshane14 0 points1 point ago

This should be on r/aww. It's sad yet cute.

[–]Swashboon 0 points1 point ago

Birds actually don't have assholes, its why they shit everywhere.

[–]Gynominer 0 points1 point ago

He's so fat and happy and he's got that snack and that asshole bird steals it all. Dick.

[–]Bengtidy 0 points1 point ago

Birds ARE assholes and heres another prime example:

Parked outside my buddys house one fine day, nothing unusual here. Fast forward an hour or so and its home time, my buddy and I head outside. Now I'd just fucking cleaned the car the previous day, and low and behold, theres the biggest splat of bird shite I've ever seen on my driver side window. So naturally I turn round to my buddy and start complaining, something along the lines of "that is one cunt of a bird"....little did I know the avian equivalent of Rambo was perched on the power cables above. Its as if the fucker planned it. I'm mid-sentence, still complaining, and BAM bird shit to the face, round 2, headshot, bird wins. You couldn't plan this shit if you tried. Its as if avian-rambo knew what side was the drivers window, and knew I'd come out and bitch about it, giving him the perfect opportunity to get the headshot and fly off a happy happy bird.

tl:dr; birds are cunts.

[–]ashabot 0 points1 point ago

I love birds but even I have to admit that this is one sad event. That poor little kangaroo doesn't know what happened.

[–]ASSHOLE_BY_NATURE 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes in nature you have to do what you have to do.

[–]UncleTedGenneric 0 points1 point ago

Awww. Kangaroo okay-faced. :(

[–]I_Never_Lie_II 0 points1 point ago

Yes. Assholes. Assholes with wings, the ultimate terror.

[–]new-socks 0 points1 point ago

That's fucked up, man.

[–]new-socks 0 points1 point ago

And the bird was all like "Tsk, tsk, tsk... you've got spunk."

[–]TRAUMAjunkie 0 points1 point ago

"I am disappoint."

[–]flippin22 0 points1 point ago

The look on it's face made me sad.

[–]Duthos 0 points1 point ago

You try ruling the world for a hundred million years, then evolving into a chicken.

I'd be pissed too.

[–]perge99 0 points1 point ago

That poor koala looks so sad......

[–]my_name_is_hare 0 points1 point ago

He's just an opportunist, if you want something you have to take it.

[–]onesillygooses 0 points1 point ago

Repost!

[–]mulligrubs 0 points1 point ago

Me every night.

Ready for bed birdies? Okay, there's three of you, so you need to sit on my shoulder. Need a poo? Poo time? Gonna have a poo? No? Come on then.

Poops on my shoulder. Sonofa...

[–]Cool_and_the_Gang 0 points1 point ago

I like to imagine the roo saying "well, alright then" in a defeated Australian accent.

[–]mirepoix 0 points1 point ago

This is one of those gifs I find myself upvoting even after seeing it ten times.

I just feel so bad for that little guy!

[–]rauf107 0 points1 point ago

I've had that happened to me. Birds ARE assholes.

Seriously, once a seagull took my donut from my hand.

[–]The_Sugar_Rush 0 points1 point ago

That was priceless haha

[–]RiNgO70 0 points1 point ago

Lik dis if u cri evrytim!

[–]queenofthecanned 0 points1 point ago

That look of sadness on it's face............never seen such a human emotion on an animal

[–]giantsfan36 0 points1 point ago

I love how that kangaroo just looks at his paws like, "....wha?"

[–]clyde_taurus 0 points1 point ago

Roos snooze, roos lose.

[–]captainmcnerdface 0 points1 point ago

I love the reaction! "Oh, okay. I didn't want it anyway..."

[–]HappyCat521 0 points1 point ago

Repost -____-

[–]kingproz 0 points1 point ago

[–]bagzilla 0 points1 point ago

Aw man that poor wallaby! That look on his little face is heartbreaking.

[–]KToff 0 points1 point ago

Tiny kangaroo macropod is tiny ^_^

edit for the werd

[–]Thefinalwerd 2 points3 points ago

Cause it's probably a wallaby not a kangaroo.

[–]KToff 0 points1 point ago

Meh... still tiny :-)

[–]Thefinalwerd 0 points1 point ago

Rocko's Modern Life taught me "they are like kangaroos only smaller".

[–]Kuonji 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
How i feel when my post get a downvote after an upvote. 0coms 1pt 5dys funny
Asshole bird 2coms 12pts 7dys gifs
Birds are assholes. 427coms 1435pts 1mo funny
This is delici.....Awww... 4coms 15pts 5mos funny
Yoink! 38coms 294pts 1yr pics
When a repost makes the front page 2coms 20pts 1mo funny
How I feel when someone takes my OC and reposts it 22coms 492pts 5mos funny
Bamboozled wallaby 5coms 13pts 9mos gifs
How I feel when someone posts the same link with a funnier title 7coms 165pts 7mos gifs
Yoink! 41coms 308pts 7mos funny
Okay 4coms 28pts 8mos funny
How I feel when someone reposts off me and gets more upvotes. 5coms 32pts 9mos pics
This is the saddest thing I have ever seen on the internet 112coms 236pts 10mos funny
The saddest scene I've ever seen. 7coms 74pts 1yr pics
Kangaroo got pwned! 10coms 19pts 1yr funny
Omnomnomno... Gimme that!!! 8coms 40pts 7mos funny
The day Reddit was blocked at work. 0coms 11pts 7mos funny
Good moves bird, good moves... 0coms -3pts 10mos pics
Well that's just great 2coms 16pts 4mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]Sariel007 -1 points0 points ago

I was going to put this image in karma decay and repost the top comment but it seems like that is frowned upon around here.

[–]MarshmallowPony -3 points-2 points ago

Oh look! It's THAT post again...

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

[–]N8theGr8 -1 points0 points ago

Poor Eeyore. Even birds steal his food. What's next, his tail and his house?

[–]chabanais -1 points0 points ago

Why you racist?

[–]titanoftime -1 points0 points ago

R-r-r-r-reeeeppooosssttt!!!

[–]SackOfCats -1 points0 points ago

I'm not going to complain about how old this gif is.

But I would like to point out that it is old enough that that wallaby has since died..........

And might have died hungry because that fucking bird followed him around and kept stealing food from him.

[–]jackwoww -1 points0 points ago

When I have one upvote and someone downvotes me.

[–]jaykayess -1 points0 points ago

Again with the re-posts. WHY???????

[–]lscioscio -1 points0 points ago

If you're gonna make a repost, don't make the same fucking title. That makes it obvious that it's a willful repost.