What it's like to be under 21 on the weekends

ut_j · 2 months

Then when you're finally old enough to drink, it doesn't seem like such a big deal.

poozank · 2 months

You stumble around trying to get in the butt hole?

AuroraRaver · 2 months

How is there a Hylian Shield at that point of the game...? Or is that Lost Woods?

narmy · 2 months

Might be a 'cool story, bro' moment but I will share anyway.

I was thrown out of a bar before I could finish my first legal drink on my 21st.

I had to get my license renewed. There was a DMV right next to the aforementioned bar. I got a number, and headed next door.

I suppose I should mention that I had been drinking at this bar underage for two years,

I sat down, ordered my beer and started small talk with the regulars. I mentioned to one of them how the bar could make a fortune if they were to pipe the DMV counter into the bar. The bartender overheard my inappropriate comment and ask what I was there for. Without thinking, I responded with the truth.

She became visibly angry and asked for my ID. I complied.

"You've been drinking here underage for two fucking years?!?" She screamed.

I had the entire bars attention at this point. "Yeah, but I'm legal now."

She snatched up my almost full beer and rocketed the contents at a small sink, most of which ended up on the floor. "Well happy fucking birthday!" (to the ground) "Get the fuck outta here."

Being the young smartass that I was, I had to get in the last word. "If anyone wants to buy me a birthday shot, I'll be over at Shields." (A bar in the same strip mall).

As I finished my sentence, a large plastic ashtray struck the side of my head and the whole place erupted in laughter except for the bartender that threw it. She was half over the bar with a look of murderous rage.

I turned and ran. She chased me half way across the parking lot before she realized she couldn't leave the bar unattended for long without massive shrinkage.

Within ten minutes, I had everyone over at Sheilds buying me drinks. The entire story was immortalized by my drivers license picture; me, shitfaced, with a large red mark over my left eye.

umfk · 2 months

America is so silly. (Other countries with a drinking age of 21 aswell)

Marz157 · 2 months

I don't know about you, but i just to do this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuEazJNUnEo&feature=player_detailpage#t=382s

Tweezlin · 2 months

you gotta pay the troll's toll to get into the boy's soul

LtJimmyRay · 2 months

Canada, bitches

VCS777 · 2 months

Yes, unless you completely ignore the fact that next to everyone in America has been blasted while under 21 years. Have you never been to high school, or do you get home schooled or something?

TangoDown13 · 2 months

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Sneaky_phil · 2 months

Oh to be from britain 18+

pokerchips · 2 months

Or get yourself a "fake ID"

allwaygone · 2 months

Alcohol is nice and all but don't let it define your weekends.

just_joshing · 2 months

When you have a fake ID

Jabawokki · 2 months

I'm happy to wade through the bullshit that /new brings to find posts like this. Well done, man.

Diprose · 2 months

You have to be 21 to goto a pub in the US? - That sucks.

bigweiner · 2 months

You weren't old enough to drink, so you did salvia and ran into walls?

movie_man · 2 months

This is amazing, and immediately made me want to play OOOT drunk.

FatalWarthog · 2 months

Hacks. He has the Hylian Shield.

SllikkillS · 2 months

Come to Canada. Our Drinking age is 19. Better yet, Montreal's is 18. But if you really want to get rowdy...Germany's drinking age is 16...

lusciouslou · 2 months

You have to drink to have a good time. That is your problem, not that you are under 21.

NaggerGuy · 2 months

Difference is, when you get to Hyrule Field it's awesome - but when you get into a club, you wish you were at home playing OoT.

A_British_Gentleman · 2 months

What it's like being under 21 on the weekends in the UK

dandello · 2 months

Bars and clubs are completely over rated anyway.

TheMilkiest · 2 months

And here come the flood of

"Well, here Derpistan, we can drink when we're five! Lolololol stupid American."

ableom · 2 months

What it's like trying to have sex while drunk.

NanoPope · 2 months

have you tried trees?

I_STOP_ALL_PUNS · 2 months

This is how it's like to be under 21 at all times.

n3when · 2 months

fo id...

ryanlol · 2 months

Now that's what I call shutdown defense.

He's better than Darrelle Revis!

Billy_droptables · 2 months

Save Ferris summed it up pretty good for me when I was still a youngin'.

youareacompletemoron · 2 months

I wonder how they got the camera to stay static like that

ATpup · 2 months

i was 19 and went into a bar it was fucking awesome good time

BitterVenkata · 2 months

That little prick.

couldntderp · 2 months

Beautiful people have already cured the Deku Tree.

new-socks · 2 months

Well, kids, it's better to be outside of bars than behind them.

Furfaidz · 2 months

You don't need to be a certain age to spend time with loved ones during the weekends unless, of course, those loved ones are going to get drunk and puke on your couch. Drink responsibly.

MilesColtrane · 2 months

I did the vast majority of my partying before the age of 21 and I live in America. It helps to know people.

SnakeGriffin · 2 months

I find it interesting that I can binge drink all I want while under 21, yet cannot go to a bar where I want to just drink casually.

mispeeled · 2 months

It wasn't up until now that I noticed that that hole looks like an asshole.

CChevdogg · 2 months

I always hated that part of LoZ:OoT, because if there were no limitations on who you could attack, Link would have killed the shit out of that little punk and walked right by him.

Kizaing · 2 months

As a Canadian I can't help but chuckle

LBK2013 · 2 months

I partied hard every weekend from the time I turned 18 until i turned 21. Getting alcohol is fucking easy if you have friends.

scy1192 · 2 months

do people have fun without drinking anymore?

tre101 · 2 months

Silly people who think they need alcohol to enjoy the weekend.

Lunchbox2208 · 2 months

This is what house parties are for...

P-Dot-Guillemot13 · 2 months

Looks fun to me... Enjoy your youth my friend. I know I am. :)

lythandas · 2 months

what it's like when my girlfriend don't want to fuck :/

SilverSultan · 2 months

Yup....and nowhere to go other than bars. Anyone under 21 is pretty much screwed. Nothing to do and nowhere to go. Then they wonder why so many girls get pregnant.

HardtoReadIlIllIlllI · 2 months

You're saving a lot of rubies. I can tell you that much.

alphawolfgang · 2 months

"copy link address"

tharosbr0 · 2 months

WHEN IS HE GOING TO STOP RUNNING?!

bleedingheartlefty · 2 months

As a Canadian and a girl, I don't understand this at all.

FloobLord · 2 months

Your girlfriend won't let you do anal?

saulmeister · 2 months

Mido is just mad that Saria put him in the friend zone :(

Neroxela · 2 months

HEY! LISTEN!

polandpower · 2 months

Alternative tagline "What life of a FA is like".

mnkybrs · 2 months

You forgot the part where, now pissed-off and bored, you destroy the sign.

smithclan · 2 months

He'd make an outstanding offensive tackle.

smilingasIsay · 2 months

Living in Canada I've been able to get beer at local establishments since I was 15, legally since 19!

SeelNuggets · 2 months

I know that somewhere on the internet, it's been edited to look like he is trying to run into goatse.

irobert239 · 2 months

I could barely wait until I was 18 (British).. Must be tough on you guys. Then again, you can drive from like 12 so I guess it evens out.

treeburner57 · 2 months

Not when you have friends who can buy you alcohol. Or just buying pot, which is 1000 times better than alcohol

JamminJamon · 2 months

Is it just me or does that look like a giant butt hole?

jeff5377 · 2 months

nah, Link is cool...he'd have a fake.

ToulouseMaster · 2 months

Or you come to Europe, people here are born in alcohol... true story.

devilmaydance · 2 months

I'm 21, and I get consistently weird looks in bars, even after they check my ID and let me in, because apparently I still look 15. It sucks.

lbridge · 2 months

I hated that little fucker. I still haven't beat that game. I am trapped in the water temple, yes I know this is pathetic, but I fucked up my water levels and now I can't get out.

takeme2space · 2 months

You can buy really really good fake ID's from China pretty cheap these days. You can swipe em and everything

_shakta · 2 months

Or 18, in sane countries.

spellbunny · 2 months

glad to be in canada where the legal drinking age is 18/19 and the actual drinking age is 16

isaypahtahtoe · 2 months

Fuck that. Know what I did on weekends when I was 19? Got drunk at home and played video games. Know what I do on weekends at age 40? Get drunk at home and play video games. Bars are overrated.

VexxedZen · 2 months

Best goal keeper/bouncer/cockblocker in all of Hyrul, NOTHING, gets past him.

Annoying little bastard.

Kinomi · 2 months

Bitchplz. I'm Canadian

flyingfishy58 · 2 months

i can see that this is a hack. you shouldn't have the hylian shield at that point and mido doesn't bother you after the beginning.

The_Rising_Star · 2 months

Deserves an upvote for legend of zelda well done sir

Shakespearean_Rumba · 2 months

I'm over 21 and I'd happily spend a whole weekend playing Ocarina of Time.

UserVII · 2 months

sigh, only in america.

Danno1850 · 2 months

Are you trying to get into a giant asshole on the weekend?

Superjig · 2 months

Nope, you can glitch your way through it

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