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[–][deleted] 152 points153 points ago

Then when you're finally old enough to drink, it doesn't seem like such a big deal.

[–]ut_j 26 points27 points ago

Maybe I'm one of the few but once I turned 21 drinking was still a big deal. It was just much easier and convenient.

[–]___--__----- 1 point2 points ago

I could drink at home from the age of 14. I never developed an interest for it and in my mid 30s I've still never been drunk. I've got enough stuff to enjoy while sober anyway.

[–]pokins 1 point2 points ago

i'm 21 and don't care,,, i have been getting drunk for 5 years now... damn i love living in the netherlands

[–]BONUSBOX 58 points59 points ago

then even older and you become a hypocrite in support of high drinking ages

[–]yep45 113 points114 points ago

because you realize you don't want to hang out with 18 year olds in the same bar

[–]schmidtopolis 42 points43 points ago

Well, the good thing about 18 years olds is that they would NEVER want to hang out in the same bar as me (unless there's a big Hockey game on or something). When I was 18, it was all about going to 'clubs', and getting dragged on to the dance floor... Luckily I'm now an alcoholic who can appreciate the fine art of propping up a bar in peace with the other whiskey acts.

[–]opethfan 12 points13 points ago

hockey game

Canadian.

Drinking age is 18 or 19.

Get to laugh at Americans.

John Goodman.

[–]came_here_2_say 1 point2 points ago

Sorry

[–]opethfan 1 point2 points ago

No, I'M sorry.

[–]Notyourfuckingfriend 1 point2 points ago

Where I'm from, 18 year olds hangout in bars that are targeted at 18 year olds. If you think the places you go to drink would appeal to a high-school kid, they probably suck anyway.

[–]guiriguiri 3 points4 points ago

while i agree that drunk 18-year-olds are annoying as hell, there isn't much of a difference between that and a drunk 21-year-old. both feel "cool" when they drink so they drink as much as they can and get so shit-faced it's impossible to be quiet. i imagine that whatever legal limit there is would result in the same thing for that age group.

[–]yep45 8 points9 points ago

I'd be down with an 18 drinking age and bars that are explicitly 21+

[–]Vanabrus 1 point2 points ago

The problem with 18 year olds isn't in my opinion that they're annoying, but because they can't handle their shit yet. So, what starts as a fun night ends up into a projectile vomiting match. Now that's annoying.

[–]CrrackTheSkye 4 points5 points ago

Legal drinking age is 16 (for beer at least, stronger stuff is 18 I think) in Belgium, I'm 22 and think this is a great thing. Kids learn the bad effects of alcohol before they learn to drive (18 y/o), it's not as cool to drink if it's not illegal, stuff like that.

I don't have any source on the potential good effects of this though, just my opinion.

[–]Dexiro 17 points18 points ago

I don't think changing your viewpoint makes you a hypocrite.

[–]provokedcarp 19 points20 points ago

If it's only changed because it would no longer adversely effect you, then it does.

[–]hypnoderp 6 points7 points ago

That's not what you said last year.

[–]Trip_McNeely 18 points19 points ago

I was in AA before I was 21.

[–]new-socks 45 points46 points ago

You worked for American Airlines?

[–]frkcool 47 points48 points ago

no he made batteries

[–]gotnate 0 points1 point ago

I thought that meant that he drives american cars

[–]new-socks 21 points22 points ago

No, that's AAA! Look it up, stupid.

[–]roknfunkapotomus 8 points9 points ago

Ah right, he shot down planes

[–]I_MAKE_USERNAMES 1 point2 points ago

pre-21 AA fistbump

[–]Trip_McNeely 1 point2 points ago

The way I look at it is that I got all those shitty life lessons out of the way early. Better to do it when you don't have much to lose than when you have a family, kids and a mortgage.

[–]dar482 1 point2 points ago

But the real question is whether you would like to go back to being under 21...

[–]poozank 103 points104 points ago

You stumble around trying to get in the butt hole?

[–]mrshabadoo 33 points34 points ago

You gotta pay the troll toll.

[–]Avien 7 points8 points ago

to get into this boy's hole.

[–]so_saucy 6 points7 points ago

this boy's soul

[–]Noktoraiz 14 points15 points ago

...yes.

[–]bozzwtf 6 points7 points ago

Trying to get laid at a bar? What!?

[–]Taylor--Swift 7 points8 points ago

He said 21 not 15, silly.

[–]AuroraRaver 35 points36 points ago

How is there a Hylian Shield at that point of the game...? Or is that Lost Woods?

[–]Threemor 18 points19 points ago

In the lost woods water portal, you can use z-targeting to jump at an angle and dive down so you end up in Zora's domain.

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[–]narmy 16 points17 points ago

Might be a 'cool story, bro' moment but I will share anyway.

I was thrown out of a bar before I could finish my first legal drink on my 21st.

I had to get my license renewed. There was a DMV right next to the aforementioned bar. I got a number, and headed next door.

I suppose I should mention that I had been drinking at this bar underage for two years,

I sat down, ordered my beer and started small talk with the regulars. I mentioned to one of them how the bar could make a fortune if they were to pipe the DMV counter into the bar. The bartender overheard my inappropriate comment and ask what I was there for. Without thinking, I responded with the truth.

She became visibly angry and asked for my ID. I complied.

"You've been drinking here underage for two fucking years?!?" She screamed.

I had the entire bars attention at this point. "Yeah, but I'm legal now."

She snatched up my almost full beer and rocketed the contents at a small sink, most of which ended up on the floor. "Well happy fucking birthday!" (to the ground) "Get the fuck outta here."

Being the young smartass that I was, I had to get in the last word. "If anyone wants to buy me a birthday shot, I'll be over at Shields." (A bar in the same strip mall).

As I finished my sentence, a large plastic ashtray struck the side of my head and the whole place erupted in laughter except for the bartender that threw it. She was half over the bar with a look of murderous rage.

I turned and ran. She chased me half way across the parking lot before she realized she couldn't leave the bar unattended for long without massive shrinkage.

Within ten minutes, I had everyone over at Sheilds buying me drinks. The entire story was immortalized by my drivers license picture; me, shitfaced, with a large red mark over my left eye.

[–]RugerRedhawk 1 point2 points ago

You have seriously long waits at your DMV if you had enough time to get 'shitfaced' between the time you took a number, and the time you got your picture taken. I know the joke about long waits at the DMV, but have never experienced more than a 10-15 minute wait, and it's usually shorter than that unless it's on Saturday.

[–]umfk 173 points174 points ago

America is so silly. (Other countries with a drinking age of 21 aswell)

[–]Gurgi3[S] 111 points112 points ago

foreign exchange students get fucked the worst

[–]mnch 77 points78 points ago

I knew someone who was 19 and came from Mexico who didn't run when the cops came to a party and got fucked

[–]georgeguy101 112 points113 points ago

i didnt know cops had a thing for mexicans :/

[–]Hereletmegooglethat 21 points22 points ago

Who doesn't?

[–]Arcon1337 5 points6 points ago

[–]USVSoupNazi 10 points11 points ago

Visit Arizona

[–]Lucky_Mongoose 1 point2 points ago

I wouldn't wish that upon anyone.

[–]vercian 20 points21 points ago

This actually happens? At parties with under age drinking in the UK the police will disperse people at most, often they wont intervene at all. I suppose it's not technically illegal to drink under the age of 18 though, just illegal to buy alcohol.

[–]Hallc 18 points19 points ago

Well I looked up the UK Alcohol Laws and you are very correct.

Drinking at home

It is not illegal for a person under 18 to drink alcohol at home or at a friend’s house. Parents can choose to give young people some of their own alcohol when at home.

Source

I figured I would post a source/evidence before someone decides to ask for one.

[–]Skitrel 3 points4 points ago

Parties are fine, you can drink at home in private under age. For this reason they don't intervene.

[–]Aj45 13 points14 points ago

Whenever I have been at a party and the cops show up, the kids who run are usually the ones who get fucked.

[–]provokedcarp 29 points30 points ago

They must be bad runners.

[–]darkscout 13 points14 points ago

Seriously, you have to be both slower than the rest of your friends AND the cops. With the small exception of the cops that used to be military, I'm pretty sure my grandma could escape.

[–]gameguy285 7 points8 points ago

i knew some guys who hid in an attic smoking a blunt while the cops raided the house and arrested some kids. they never got caught

[–]Warpedme 1 point2 points ago

It's been many moons for me but that was how it worked for us. Those of us who stayed typically had to pour out any open containers by the one or two cops who stayed behind, but that was it. The ones who ran either got arrested or brought home to their parents (potentially worse than arrested in some cases, I know I would have chosen jail over being brought home by the cops). I also knew more than one drunk fool who got a serious injury when running from the cops.

[–]baeh_blublubb 8 points9 points ago

You are supposed to run from a party when the cops are coming ?!!!! Seriously, are they even allowed to enter a private home (without a court permission, an imminent danger, ... )

[–]NateRTW 4 points5 points ago

Police in the US are allowed to enter / search a home with probable cause, meaning that if they have a reasonable belief that something illegal is going on inside (smell of smoke, loud music, visible alcohol w/ minors) they are legally allowed to enter.

Without probable cause, Police may not enter a house without a warrant (no cops will go through the trouble of obtaining a warrant to crash a high school party, the process takes too long, and a warrant must be obtained through a judge).

Probable cause can be debated in court, and all evidence can be stricken if you are able to prove that the officer didn't have cause to enter the house.

[–]opethfan 3 points4 points ago

The trick is to sit with a piece of paper as if you've been given a ticket. That, or bring an animal with you, slip out as the cops come and walk by them casually as if you're just some random walking their dog.

[–]jimmick 21 points22 points ago

If you're 20 and happen to be born between the 1st and 12th of any month, and your licence is DDMMYYYY, you may be able to purchase drinks early!

[–]Gurgi3[S] 12 points13 points ago

explain, why is this true?

[–]FuckTheCharacterLimi 18 points19 points ago

The USA uses MMDDYYYY, so if you were born December 1st, 1991 and your foreign licence is DDMMYYYY, it would say 01/12/1991 which an american officer might read as January the 12th, 1991.

[–]Tibeuts 3 points4 points ago

It is for foreign students with IDs that go Day-Month-Year. So if somoene was born October 3rd and was from a different country, their licence would read 03-0810-1991. So while they would still be 20, with the American way of reading dates they would be 21.

[–]elpaw 6 points7 points ago

Damn you Caesars Julius and Augustus for adding the extra months! shakes fist

[–]creepig 3 points4 points ago

The eighth month is august, bub.

[–]opethfan 2 points3 points ago

(despite the name, October is month 10)

[–]provokedcarp 2 points3 points ago

The cop might read the dates in the wrong order. Depending on where you live, it could be read as day/month/year or as month/day/year.

You could just lie to the cop and say its the other way.

[–]Dubzkimo 4 points5 points ago

if I was born September 4th, 1991 I would be 20 right now (jeez that made me feel old). On many European IDs, that would be listed as 04/09/1991, which would be interpreted by most American cops/bouncers/bartenders as April 9th, therefore making me appear 21

[–]Smitty963 5 points6 points ago

I was born on the 13th. Once again it proves to be an unlucky number!

[–]Rick_n_Roll 9 points10 points ago

My girlfriend from the netherlands is 19 and she is in vegas right now .. she showed her id to one of the bouncers and he winked and said .. have a nice evening ladies. so it can be done .. you only have to be female and hot ( my perception of reality)

[–]Wakasaki_Rocky 14 points15 points ago

you only have to be female and hot

Yea, that works for more than just getting into bars in vegas.

[–]Rick_n_Roll 4 points5 points ago

Does it help to say i'm not wealthy?

[–]Taggart93 4 points5 points ago

hot girls sometimes get into clubs for free in london... its ridiculous.

also I only ever had my ID checked after i turned 18 (legal drinking age in the UK), before that it never happened

[–]Rick_n_Roll 1 point2 points ago

Oh and don't forget skipping the line... one of my friends is 28 but looks young .. if she forgets her id there is a 75% probability that she won't be allowed to enter.

[–]nonnymouse 2 points3 points ago

I'm considering spending a year in the US between my 2nd/3rd years at a UK uni. My birthday is in July; I will be 20 for the whole year. :(

[–]dust_free 1 point2 points ago

18-20 y/o should be allowed to buy beer/wine in stores, but not hard stuff and no bars.

When young adults are allowed to go to bars, drunk driving accidents go up. When young adults drink hard liquor, alcohol poisoning deaths go up.

Common sense, people! There's no reason we shouldn't legalize the status-quo while maintaining its benefits.

[–]umfk 1 point2 points ago

I'm German, soft alcohol (beer etc.) from age 16, everything else from 18. It makes NO SENSE to allow people to drive a car BEFORE they are allowed to drink. Instead give them 2 years to learn how to handle alcohol and what too much alcohol does to you and AFTERWARDS allow them to drive.

[–]dust_free 1 point2 points ago

The situation in the United States is fairly unique. Individual states once had such drinking ages as 18. However, the Federal government decided to start withholding highway funding to states with drinking ages below 21.

Obviously no one stopped drinking, but they were forced to drink at house parties, etc. This leads to much less drunk driving - many people who get smashed simply pass out at the party when they would otherwise get in a car. Therefore, after the drinking ages went up, drunk driving fatalities went down.

Now, sadly, there is no chance of lowering the drinking age in any way because the age of 21 has been "proven" to save lives. We have very powerful advocacy groups like MADD (mothers against drunk driving) and D.A.R.E. (forget what this stands for) that have a ton of influence in federal and state government legislation.

Don't take your society for granted, German alcohol laws seem very sensible.

[–]Psythik 1 point2 points ago

Personally I think we should just make things simple and make the legal age for everything (drinking, smoking, drug use, voting, adulthood, etc.) a nice round 20. That'll shut up all the "I can die for my country at 18 but not have a beer" people, and kill off all the morons who decide to try everything at once on their birthday.

[–]Voop_Bakon 5 points6 points ago

So here is a theory my friend told me about having a 21 drinking age. The idea is that most young people have friends that are about 3 years older or younger. So if the drinking age is 21, the 21 year olds will buy alcohol for their friends who will be about 18 at the youngest. No 21 year old would hang out with 15-16 year olds.

However, with an 18 drinking age, this "rule" implies that 18 year olds will buy alcohol for people as young as 15, and thats bad.

I still think its silly and that he drinking age should be 18 but with stricter laws on drinking and driving.

[–]androidgenius 28 points29 points ago

That doesn't explain the scummy 21 year olds that hang out with 15 year olds.

[–]CeeBmata 9 points10 points ago

This. I knew a guy that was 26 who hooked up with two 16 year olds( at the same time ). I was 19.

[–]Marz157 10 points11 points ago

[–]Gurgi3[S] 8 points9 points ago

My childhood. It burns.

[–]Tweezlin 31 points32 points ago

you gotta pay the troll's toll to get into the boy's soul

[–]Frohirrim 30 points31 points ago

Boy's hole??

[–]LtJimmyRay 7 points8 points ago

Canada, bitches

[–]b3hr 2 points3 points ago

Alberta, Manitoba, Quebec bitches 18+ represent

[–]VCS777 4 points5 points ago

Yes, unless you completely ignore the fact that next to everyone in America has been blasted while under 21 years. Have you never been to high school, or do you get home schooled or something?

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[–]TangoDown13 29 points30 points ago

I've ventured to many a bar where my Military I.D. will fly as an accepted I.D.

[–]nsulli3 3 points4 points ago

Every bar where I live accepts military ID's as an accepted form. It makes a lot of sense CaC cards would be a hell of a lot harder to fake than a states drivers license for the most part. They are also issued by the Federal Government so they should be somewhere equivalent to a passport which is generally accepted.

The only reason I could see not accepting them is that most bar employees unless they are near a big base may not be familiar with what a legit military ID looks like, so in that sense it might be easy to trick someone with something that looked kind of legit.

[–]spinlock 8 points9 points ago

The shitty thing is, sometimes cops send underage kids into bars to see if they can buy and then bust the bars that sell to them. If military IDs work, the cops will start using those. It does have to be a legit ID - other wise it's entrapment - but I never served anyone without a proper fake ID for this reason.

[–]buildallthethings 12 points13 points ago

IANAL but i've talked to a cop friend at length about this strategy. The kids they send in cannot lie about anything, and aren't even allowed to wear facial hair, because entrapment. Its pretty hard to find 18-20 year old kids with military I.D.'s that have the time and are willing to go bust bars and liquor stores.

[–]TangoDown13 1 point2 points ago

It probably helps that I didn't start doing that until I was twenty.

[–]nsulli3 1 point2 points ago

I would be curious to see where the police are going to get their hands on military ID's. I guess they could use underage National Guard members for that, but it isn't like the military is going to make or hand out ID's for local law enforcement to use. That would be seen as a huge risk to force protection, even though the worst that would probably happen is unauthorized people going onto bases to use the PX or Commissary.

[–]d_hood 1 point2 points ago

Military IDs have the birthday on the back. When I was underage, some would know to look on the back for age. Most did not give a fuck though.

[–]new-socks 2 points3 points ago

You must be the first person to ever notice that! Well done, Ringo!

[–]Sneaky_phil 9 points10 points ago

Oh to be from britain 18+

[–]Homletmoo 19 points20 points ago

You can drink on private property with parental consent from 5 upwards.

God save the Queen.

[–]Sneaky_phil 1 point2 points ago

And in resturants with parents if its a carvery or wine? I think

[–]Kahuun 1 point2 points ago

Oh to be from the Netherlands 16+

[–]pokerchips 5 points6 points ago

[–]allwaygone 2 points3 points ago

Alcohol is nice and all but don't let it define your weekends.

[–]just_joshing 3 points4 points ago

[–]Jabawokki 17 points18 points ago

I'm happy to wade through the bullshit that /new brings to find posts like this. Well done, man.

[–]Diprose 5 points6 points ago

You have to be 21 to goto a pub in the US? - That sucks.

[–]bigweiner 2 points3 points ago

You weren't old enough to drink, so you did salvia and ran into walls?

[–]movie_man[!] 2 points3 points ago

This is amazing, and immediately made me want to play OOOT drunk.

[–]mnkybrs 1 point2 points ago

Well you're already drunk…

[–]movie_man[!] 1 point2 points ago

They're onto me... disappears under desk with the bottle

[–]FatalWarthog 2 points3 points ago

Hacks. He has the Hylian Shield.

[–]SllikkillS 2 points3 points ago

Come to Canada. Our Drinking age is 19. Better yet, Montreal's is 18. But if you really want to get rowdy...Germany's drinking age is 16...

[–]lusciouslou 2 points3 points ago

You have to drink to have a good time. That is your problem, not that you are under 21.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I don't know about you but nights out tend to be a lot more fun when everyone's had a few drinks to remove social anxiety...

[–]NaggerGuy 2 points3 points ago

Difference is, when you get to Hyrule Field it's awesome - but when you get into a club, you wish you were at home playing OoT.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

False. Not enough shitfaced.

[–]A_British_Gentleman 1 point2 points ago

Ah, That's because it's a picture of someone having breakfast.

On a slightly related note, That meme is so similar to me, as someone who's favourite beer looks just like that and often retreats to the pub whenever my university course gets difficult.

[–]Zooperman 1 point2 points ago

breakfast or not you should always be shitfaced

[–]A_British_Gentleman 1 point2 points ago

You raise a good point. Now where's that whiskey...?

[–]dandello 25 points26 points ago

Bars and clubs are completely over rated anyway.

[–]6Jonnie6 8 points9 points ago

Bars - fine. Clubs are over-rated though. I only ever go with friends when there are student offers.

[–]Bignut_Squirrel 40 points41 points ago

and over priced, and over crowded.

[–]Gurgi3[S] 14 points15 points ago

Crowded can be a good thing.

[–]joeanon 8 points9 points ago

It CAN be, but usually it's not.

[–]georgeguy101 10 points11 points ago

reddit: forever alone.

[–]Cattywampus 1 point2 points ago

crowded is good if youre drunk. sober you just look around thinking, "i hate everyone"

[–]Ascott1989 25 points26 points ago

That's like, your opinion man. I fucking love them.

[–]rabidassbaboon 14 points15 points ago

When I was under 21, bars were some magical place where people went to have great times and get laid.

Now I'm 30 and they have turned into awful places full of douchebags and depressing, over-the-hill alcoholics where I rarely spend more than an hour or two at a time.

[–]thatwasntveryraven 26 points27 points ago

Go to a different bar.

[–]rabidassbaboon 2 points3 points ago

You might notice I used the plural form of the word (bars). I've been to quite a few and while some are noticeably better than others, the overall atmosphere and crowd are typically the same in the end regardless of where I go. The older I get, the more I leave bars early just out of boredom. I'll stay up til 6 in the morning drinking with people I am actually interested in spending time with in an intimate setting but I just no longer get any joy out of paying for overpriced drinks with a handful of people I want to hang out with and 200 obnoxious idiots.

Plus when I'm at home or a friend's house, I can spend some money on good booze and it will still be less than I'd spend on a night at a bar drinking rail liquor and Miller Lites.

[–]unicycle_inc 3 points4 points ago

Sound advice

[–]IIoWoII 2 points3 points ago

Gone to a club for the first time half a year ago( because I wasn't interested really, but my friends of friends were there) it sucked and we left in half an hour. I have no idea why that would be fun.

[–]farmergregor 4 points5 points ago

Clubs have always been overrated to me. Give me a place where my friends and I can drink and have casual conversations without having to yell.

[–]ATpup 4 points5 points ago

a bar?

[–]dar482 1 point2 points ago

You obviously don't live in New York City.

[–]paranode 1 point2 points ago

Yes, most of us feel this way after we hit, say, 25. There is that magical period though between 18 and early 20s where it's a mystical venue of potentially epic nights with unknown outcomes...

[–]lebenohnestaedte 1 point2 points ago

I must have peaked early. I realized I kind of hated clubs by 20.

I don't like dancing (well, not club dancing, that's for sure, and not dancing for hours) and I'm too poor to buy enough drinks to make me forget about that fact.

[–]TheMilkiest 10 points11 points ago

And here come the flood of

"Well, here Derpistan, we can drink when we're five! Lolololol stupid American."

[–]mongzords 1 point2 points ago

Glad you realise your nation is full of derp.

/s

[–]ableom 10 points11 points ago

What it's like trying to have sex while drunk.

[–]HookDragger 1 point2 points ago

Or trying to talk the G/F into anal without alcohol.

[–]NanoPope 6 points7 points ago

have you tried trees?

[–]I_STOP_ALL_PUNS 4 points5 points ago

This is how it's like to be under 21 at all times.

[–]n3when 1 point2 points ago

fo id...

[–]ryanlol 1 point2 points ago

Now that's what I call shutdown defense.

He's better than Darrelle Revis!

[–]Billy_droptables 1 point2 points ago

Save Ferris summed it up pretty good for me when I was still a youngin'.

[–]youareacompletemoron 1 point2 points ago

I wonder how they got the camera to stay static like that

[–]ATpup 1 point2 points ago

i was 19 and went into a bar it was fucking awesome good time

[–]BitterVenkata 1 point2 points ago

That little prick.

[–]couldntderp 1 point2 points ago

Beautiful people have already cured the Deku Tree.

[–]new-socks 1 point2 points ago

Well, kids, it's better to be outside of bars than behind them.

[–]Furfaidz 1 point2 points ago

You don't need to be a certain age to spend time with loved ones during the weekends unless, of course, those loved ones are going to get drunk and puke on your couch. Drink responsibly.

[–]MilesColtrane 1 point2 points ago

I did the vast majority of my partying before the age of 21 and I live in America. It helps to know people.

[–]SnakeGriffin 1 point2 points ago

I find it interesting that I can binge drink all I want while under 21, yet cannot go to a bar where I want to just drink casually.

[–]mispeeled 1 point2 points ago

It wasn't up until now that I noticed that that hole looks like an asshole.

[–]CChevdogg 1 point2 points ago

I always hated that part of LoZ:OoT, because if there were no limitations on who you could attack, Link would have killed the shit out of that little punk and walked right by him.

[–]Kizaing 1 point2 points ago

As a Canadian I can't help but chuckle

[–]LBK2013 1 point2 points ago

I partied hard every weekend from the time I turned 18 until i turned 21. Getting alcohol is fucking easy if you have friends.

[–]scy1192 1 point2 points ago

do people have fun without drinking anymore?

[–]tre101 1 point2 points ago

Silly people who think they need alcohol to enjoy the weekend.

[–]Lunchbox2208 1 point2 points ago

This is what house parties are for...

[–]P-Dot-Guillemot13 1 point2 points ago

Looks fun to me... Enjoy your youth my friend. I know I am. :)

[–]lythandas 1 point2 points ago

what it's like when my girlfriend don't want to fuck :/

[–]SilverSultan 1 point2 points ago

Yup....and nowhere to go other than bars. Anyone under 21 is pretty much screwed. Nothing to do and nowhere to go. Then they wonder why so many girls get pregnant.

[–]HardtoReadIlIllIlllI 1 point2 points ago

You're saving a lot of rubies. I can tell you that much.

[–]alphawolfgang 1 point2 points ago

"copy link address"

[–]tharosbr0 1 point2 points ago

WHEN IS HE GOING TO STOP RUNNING?!

[–]bleedingheartlefty 1 point2 points ago

As a Canadian and a girl, I don't understand this at all.

[–]poopdedoop 1 point2 points ago

Not sure if being serious or not.....

Drinking age in the USA is 21.

[–]FloobLord 1 point2 points ago

Your girlfriend won't let you do anal?

[–]saulmeister 1 point2 points ago

Mido is just mad that Saria put him in the friend zone :(

[–]Neroxela 1 point2 points ago

HEY! LISTEN!

[–]polandpower 1 point2 points ago

Alternative tagline "What life of a FA is like".

[–]mnkybrs 1 point2 points ago

You forgot the part where, now pissed-off and bored, you destroy the sign.

[–]smithclan 1 point2 points ago

He'd make an outstanding offensive tackle.

[–]smilingasIsay 1 point2 points ago

Living in Canada I've been able to get beer at local establishments since I was 15, legally since 19!

[–]SeelNuggets 1 point2 points ago

I know that somewhere on the internet, it's been edited to look like he is trying to run into goatse.

[–]irobert239 1 point2 points ago

I could barely wait until I was 18 (British).. Must be tough on you guys. Then again, you can drive from like 12 so I guess it evens out.

[–]Trapshooter148 1 point2 points ago

If by 12 you mean 15/16 then yes you're correct. Hell, i think it's 17 in some states.

[–]treeburner57 1 point2 points ago

Not when you have friends who can buy you alcohol. Or just buying pot, which is 1000 times better than alcohol

[–]JamminJamon 1 point2 points ago

Is it just me or does that look like a giant butt hole?

[–]jeff5377 1 point2 points ago

nah, Link is cool...he'd have a fake.

[–]ToulouseMaster 1 point2 points ago

Or you come to Europe, people here are born in alcohol... true story.

[–]devilmaydance 1 point2 points ago

I'm 21, and I get consistently weird looks in bars, even after they check my ID and let me in, because apparently I still look 15. It sucks.

[–]Zooperman 1 point2 points ago

grow a beard

[–]lbridge 1 point2 points ago

I hated that little fucker. I still haven't beat that game. I am trapped in the water temple, yes I know this is pathetic, but I fucked up my water levels and now I can't get out.

[–]takeme2space 1 point2 points ago

You can buy really really good fake ID's from China pretty cheap these days. You can swipe em and everything

[–]_shakta 1 point2 points ago

Or 18, in sane countries.

[–]spellbunny 1 point2 points ago

glad to be in canada where the legal drinking age is 18/19 and the actual drinking age is 16

[–]isaypahtahtoe 1 point2 points ago

Fuck that. Know what I did on weekends when I was 19? Got drunk at home and played video games. Know what I do on weekends at age 40? Get drunk at home and play video games. Bars are overrated.

[–]VexxedZen 1 point2 points ago

Best goal keeper/bouncer/cockblocker in all of Hyrul, NOTHING, gets past him.

Annoying little bastard.

[–]Kinomi 1 point2 points ago

Bitchplz. I'm Canadian

[–]flyingfishy58 1 point2 points ago

i can see that this is a hack. you shouldn't have the hylian shield at that point and mido doesn't bother you after the beginning.

[–]The_Rising_Star 1 point2 points ago

Deserves an upvote for legend of zelda well done sir

[–]Shakespearean_Rumba 3 points4 points ago

I'm over 21 and I'd happily spend a whole weekend playing Ocarina of Time.

[–]UserVII 3 points4 points ago

sigh, only in america.

[–]Danno1850 1 point2 points ago

Are you trying to get into a giant asshole on the weekend?

[–]Superjig 1 point2 points ago

Nope, you can glitch your way through it