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[–]waffle569 8 points9 points ago

cough /r/reactiongifs cough

[–]BoyPool 3 points4 points ago

If it makes you feel like Indiana Jones, SIGN ME UP!

[–]Madderp 1 point2 points ago

When I first saw that, I thought it was one of those "when you see it" pictures with the transparent screamer face. Then I read the captions.

[–]Lhabs -2 points-1 points ago

Good for youhttp://i.imgur.com/ICZYX.gif

[–]Spikan 8 points9 points ago

Reminds me of this

[–]mnch 3 points4 points ago

Why are there some many fucked up alligators on the Internet?

[–]lulzy12 3 points4 points ago

Strange, that's also how my mentally-disabled cousin feels when he goes in the pool.

[–]grldg 1 point2 points ago

careful, you might end up like TIR

[–]ManicAmalgam 1 point2 points ago

You guys are aware of what happens when he only has a couple upvotes... so are you all upvoting this in the hopes that he has a seizure?

[–]pyromaniacgirl666 1 point2 points ago

Upvote for childhood

[–]ChickinSammich 1 point2 points ago

Try not to hyperventilate after this thread.

[–]scudmissile 3 points4 points ago

This is how this post makes me feel after realizing that this subreddit has turned to complete garbage when posts like these hit the front page time and time again.

[–]brownpaperful 2 points3 points ago

calm down

[–]Guitarable 0 points1 point ago

I completely agree. I can't believe how quickly this subreddit has turned into shit.

[–]shitwhore 1 point2 points ago

Damn, how do you feel when you get a hundred?

[–]pepinot 0 points1 point ago

What movie is this from?

[–]TheWeeking 1 point2 points ago

Disney's Peter Pan

[–]pepinot 0 points1 point ago

Thanks!

[–]rena1987 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was All Dogs Go to Heaven till I realized he didn't have those weird flowers on his head.

[–]ebenhaim 0 points1 point ago

Then you must be losing your shit now

[–]thineh 0 points1 point ago

Now I want to see you do it!

[–]Lineov 0 points1 point ago

I love peter pan :) Such a great movie.

[–]RedditGarbage 0 points1 point ago

like a faggoty alligator?

[–]MrTaco69 0 points1 point ago

[–]Ford_Prefect2nd 0 points1 point ago

I now demand you do that dance (on camera) for *checks count. 495 minutes! Or you will be judged!

[–]jimmym007 0 points1 point ago

Ozzy446?

[–]theduckmilker[S] 1 point2 points ago

486 :P

[–]jimmym007 1 point2 points ago

Weird to actually find people from other websites on here. Have an upvote

[–]let_them_burn 0 points1 point ago

I clicked on this while listening to this. totally synced up.

[–]yellow_dwarf 0 points1 point ago

You actually made me laugh. Thanks man! :)

[–]AlphaRedditor -1 points0 points ago

Looks like you're hooked.

[–]gamakor -2 points-1 points ago

Bet you just lost your shit.

[–]thealessandroshow -3 points-2 points ago

[–]IAmInAFrat -1 points0 points ago

Now since you got a couple hundred upvotes. I'm expecting to see you in a video splashing around in your tub.

[–]Zaiyetz -1 points0 points ago

Well I got over 500 on a self post, and apparently those don't give karma. Fuck this.

[–]SolidDexter 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why you care about Karma so much, but take a look at mine.

[–]brownpaperful -1 points0 points ago

you too?