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[–]TCBloo 24 points25 points ago

[–]randumnumber 17 points18 points ago

[–]ahlaenxna 6 points7 points ago

Came for angry gifs.

Left happy.

[–]Tamil_Tigger 0 points1 point ago

I actually just saw that episode.

[–]richertai 5 points6 points ago

OK, wtf was number 3 from?

[–]jcroucher56 1 point2 points ago

Comedy Central.

[–]richertai 3 points4 points ago

...That's a channel. Any show?

[–]jcroucher56 2 points3 points ago

It's a sketch by Jon Glaser that was aired on The Late Night Show with Conan O'Brien. The sketch is part of the series, "A-holes Throughout History."

From Wikipedia:

A-hole Ronald, an obnoxious and abusive gum-chewing jerk dressed like Ronald McDonald who goes around slapping people eating fast food not from McDonalds. He'll usually slap around the McDonalds eaters as well, just because he's such a jerk. Was also once spun off into a sketch called "A-holes Throughout History", with Glaser playing the "A-hole" character slapping people around in various periods of history: Pre-historic Caveman times, Ancient Greece, etc.

[–]richertai 0 points1 point ago

Thanks!

[–]RevClamJuice 0 points1 point ago

[–]BigBangDong 0 points1 point ago

never say no to Pandoh

[–]UncleTedGenneric 5 points6 points ago

I'm impressed with Reddit Enhancement Suite's new Youtube Audio Streamed Directly Into My Fucking Brain Because I Didn't Click That Link But Literally Heard Every Goddamned Word feature.

[–]Bellafaerie 18 points19 points ago

Just you know why...

[–]Zak61099 42 points43 points ago

[–]clemensschein 77 points78 points ago

What's wrong with my welcome?

[–]Aww_Shucks 16 points17 points ago

Their's nothing wrong with it, it's just... Can we sit down before I explain?

[–]islaydragons 16 points17 points ago

[–]stevejFTW 6 points7 points ago

I laughed way to hard at this.

[–]Nicticattack[S] 2 points3 points ago

everything.

[–]disenchanted_youth 0 points1 point ago

Grammar Nazi-ing like a boss.

[–]hot_like_wasabi 2 points3 points ago

I used these when I was teaching in Italy to get my students to describe in English what was happening. It was the only thing they would pay attention to other than discussions of pop singers and celebrities.

[–]Strlngarcher 4 points5 points ago

best commercials ever excellent job

[–]callmesuspect 3 points4 points ago

My welcome?

[–]humortogo 1 point2 points ago

دعـــايــة جبنة باندا !

[–]online222222 3 points4 points ago

Propaganda cheese Banda

Oh google translator, you so crazy.

[–]richertai 0 points1 point ago

Slenderman gets his tricks from PC Panda.

[–]TearTea 49 points50 points ago

What a pandamonium! I can't bear to watch this any more!

[–]AmpleWarning 6 points7 points ago

This is calmer than I'm used to seeing him. Usually he eats shoots and leaves.

I'll see myself out now.

[–]Romanav 1 point2 points ago

That was actually pretty clever.

[–]CH33ZyPANTS 7 points8 points ago

It's going to be a pandamic! I can bearly understand why someone would do such a thing!

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[–]roxershadow 31 points32 points ago

Well that pun was just Pandahorrible.

[–]JFoggers 2 points3 points ago

This comment has made me laugh so much more than any other in a pun-thread. Sorry I couldn't rescue your karma.

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[–]velicoso -1 points0 points ago

Mondays are so horrible that see only in black and white

[–]kolapanda -2 points-1 points ago

I feel the same way every monday morning

[–]IamLeven 3 points4 points ago

Not with that attitude

[–]AutumnEmber 5 points6 points ago

To the front page with you for the fastest loading, best looking and amusing gif I've seen in a long time.

[–]Nicticattack[S] 1 point2 points ago

blush :)

[–]jhg499 2 points3 points ago

I love how the panda is like "Fuck your shit. Twice.".

[–]Allie27 2 points3 points ago

I've been sick for a while now and in a really bad mood. I watched this for a solid 5 minutes just laughing. I don't know if the illness has caused me to become crazy, or of this gif. really is this funny. I'm in a PANDicament

[–]Nicticattack[S] 1 point2 points ago

hope you feel better!

[–]mamajamerson 10 points11 points ago

This post inspired my first audible chuckle of the day. I am saddened by only having one upvote to give in return.

[–]Nicticattack[S] 3 points4 points ago

Your one and only is deeply appreciated. Have one in return.

[–]kas1cam2 6 points7 points ago

I'm inspired by this giving. I'm also inspired by large pandas that hate Mondays like myself. Tiny up arrows to you.

[–]P1TA 7 points8 points ago

That shit was polite as fuck.

[–]AutumnEmber 3 points4 points ago

I wonder what a polite fuck would be like.

[–]P1TA 7 points8 points ago

"Ooh, please, engage in coitus with me faster than you were doing previously!"

[–]TCBloo 3 points4 points ago

"Have you reached climax yet? No? Well, ladies first."

[–]kneukoelln 1 point2 points ago

Never say no to a panda!

[–]betaparticle 1 point2 points ago

This could work either way. Either you don't care about anyone, or you feel like everyone is out to get you and make your Monday that much worse.

[–]revolvingdoor 1 point2 points ago

I have spent 4 hours cropping three pictures (read: redditing). I can not find the motivation this morning. Typically I'm busting my ass.

[–]Cattywampus 1 point2 points ago

I like that little kick at the end

[–]I_Key_Cars 1 point2 points ago

I used to feel like this. I woke up one day and changed my life forever with a new career. I love every day of the week now.

[–]noustombons 1 point2 points ago

I want to be you

[–]I_Key_Cars 1 point2 points ago

Never give up.

[–]sirunclecid 1 point2 points ago

You feel that people need to eat your cheese?

[–]jamesbarbour 1 point2 points ago

That makes me a saad panda.

[–]it_wasnt_me_ 1 point2 points ago

i love how he maintains the eye contact the whole time.

asserting dominance.

[–]Mikey-2-Guns 0 points1 point ago

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Source? I feel that may help even more on this Monday morning.

[–]ersatztruth 4 points5 points ago

YouTube "Panda Cheese commercial"

[–]SomethingDecent 0 points1 point ago

[–]MandatoryFun 0 points1 point ago

This is me almost EVERY morning.

[–]MeeMoo220 0 points1 point ago

Panda cheese commercial :D.

[–]PizzasarusRex 0 points1 point ago

This is accurate for me also. Most of my Monday work gets derailed by the cute animals.

[–]mynameismyown 0 points1 point ago

That panda suit reminded me of this.

[–]i_create_new_science 0 points1 point ago

Looks like someone's got a case of the MONDAYS!!!!!!!!!

[–]peacelise 0 points1 point ago

My new favourite .gif!

[–]TheMediumPanda 0 points1 point ago

It's guys like him giving the rest of us a bad name.

[–]listentohim 0 points1 point ago

As someone who works in retail, and thus gets different days off every week usually, this is a problem that thankfully does not affect me. Though sometimes, I wish it did!

[–]JackShadowfox974 0 points1 point ago

thats why you dont mess with furries on a monday

[–]SilentWolfjh 0 points1 point ago

Yea, I feel like an abused shopping cart on monday morning too.

[–]Brillians 0 points1 point ago

BUY THE CHEESE

[–]eaterofdog 0 points1 point ago

I wanted bamboo shoots! I said it six times!

[–]Erock2 0 points1 point ago

Lol! I think it'd be funnier if the panda would have walked away like "yeah!"

[–]TroopTHO 0 points1 point ago

How rude.

[–]lordxakio 0 points1 point ago

[–]wakaba 0 points1 point ago

[–]neondeon21 0 points1 point ago

looks like someone's got a case of the mondays

[–]MrMorm0r 0 points1 point ago

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

You feel like a panda, tipping over a shopping trolley.

Care to elaborate?

[–]urabusxrw 0 points1 point ago

Wait are you the panda or the fat little kid?

[–]eeviltwin 0 points1 point ago

Does it bother anyone else the way that kid is standing with one leg awkwardly sticking out so far in front of the other?

[–]LoFiSamurai 0 points1 point ago

I know this other cat what hates Mondays.

[–]baronxs 0 points1 point ago

[–]daggius 0 points1 point ago

Everyone is a subset of everything, so your statement is redundant.

[–]thedeluxedition 0 points1 point ago

Sexual harassment panda

[–]A7X4REVer 0 points1 point ago

Never say no to Panda.

[–]youngjheezy 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes r/funny feels like r/reactiongifs

[–]RedheadMassacre 0 points1 point ago

My first thought was..."why is this so popular on a Frida...oh it is Monday huh?"

[–]watevs44 0 points1 point ago

Panda... this is why Xiaoyu never takes you anywhere.

[–]maxdaman11 0 points1 point ago

Panda. Maer talaheshna. Or something like that...

[–]dark-panda 0 points1 point ago

You got that right, buddy.

[–]Ghostdemon 0 points1 point ago

This is how I feel about everyone and everything, everyday.

[–]zornesm 0 points1 point ago

Don't mess with the panda...

[–]on_surfaces 0 points1 point ago

Judooooo sweep!

[–]Omniduro 0 points1 point ago

You can't say no to panda.

[–]pariah13 0 points1 point ago

This is one of those many times I hate Facebook for not allowing Gifs as profile pics.

[–]Revolan 0 points1 point ago

Fus ro da!

[–]Damwing 0 points1 point ago

can someone link me to the video? i only remember that its a commercial, but not the name.

ty and much love :)

[–]theforce34 -1 points0 points ago

sexual harassment panda is done with you touching your son

[–]taco-batman -1 points0 points ago

Angry panda is angry.