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[–]NoodlesTheAlmighty 10 points11 points ago

To be fair yes, yes they are. The lack of common sense I see only a daily basis can only be credited to acting without thinking, or worse, acting while thinking, which I find much scarier. tl;dr Ron Swanson is right and awesome

[–]bubububen 2 points3 points ago

Gives out about generalisations,

makes a generalisation about redditors.

[–]Purple_Streak 5 points6 points ago

Your average redditor is the public.

[–]MeloJelo 1 point2 points ago

That's why reddit is stupid.

[–]JabberJauw 1 point2 points ago

We also all have that mustache.

[–]snapplesauce123 0 points1 point ago

Weird.... I just had a dream about Ron Swanson and Will Ferrell

[–]sonofabear17 0 points1 point ago

[–]Not_Trying_2_Impress 0 points1 point ago

only 17 comments on a front page post? [Insert witty, amazing, and funny comment here]

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

[Imagine verbal beatdown and reference to ... ]

[–]LenBias34 0 points1 point ago

I'm not wasting 20-year scotch!

[–]LandsharkRAWR 0 points1 point ago

this applies to gaming too unfortunately

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

The majority of people are stupider than average. It isn't a normal distribution. The curve is strongly skewed to the right.

So, yeah.