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[–]delarye1 62 points63 points ago

I tried calling my Dad six times today. No answer. I would have drove to his house if I didn't live 1100 miles away. Later my Sister called and I mentioned this to her and she said that she saw him look to see who was calling him more than once, just to set the phone back down. Happy Fucking Fathers Day I guess...

[–]EddieVolcano 15 points16 points ago

I had a similar experience last year. Called all day to wish him a happy Fathers Day but no answer. I got a call from his wife the next day to tell me was in prison and had been for a couple of months. Last week he was sentenced to 9 years. I had spent 20 years trying to get him to be some kind of dad to me. This is not the closure I wanted but it will do. Time for me to move on.

[–]gangstabunniez 4 points5 points ago

what was the sentence of your father? And I feel really bad about your situation with your family. So here's an upvote and a hug. hug

[–]EddieVolcano 0 points1 point ago

Aw fanks :) He and a few others were stealing other peoples fortunes by pretending they were investing in charitable causes. They just laundered the money instead. I think he might have been swindled himself though. I think he might have believed the bullshit himself too. The guy who ran the show from afar is free because his name isn't signed anywhere. I don't know: He's either an evil criminal or a fucking idiot! I'm done with him regardless.

[–]HannsGruber 4 points5 points ago

I had to call my step mother to get a hold of my father today. Don't feel bad.

[–]TheMoro 2 points3 points ago

Ugh...this is going to be a problem at my house from now on. My wife's mother died 3 months ago. Her dad rings up 3 weeks after the funeral to say that he is getting remarried...to my wife's brother's wife's mother. Does that make sense, I'm sure there is an easier way to explain it!

[–]guitartechie 5 points6 points ago

My father has been in china for the past fucking 5 months. I swear, he has a second family there.

That fucker...

[–]Lord-Longbottom 4 points5 points ago

(For us English aristocrats, I leave you this 1100 miles -> 8800.0 Furlongs) - Pip pip cheerio chaps!

[–]TheMoro 0 points1 point ago

That's so sad :-(

[–]corpsefireNL 0 points1 point ago

called mine today as well, not sure if he talked to my brother but he didn't pick up for me either. I feel ya brah.

[–]superhappypuppyroll 0 points1 point ago

I bought a card for my dad. I lost it somewhere. I just don't care anymore when anything my father ever told me he went back on. I haven't talked to him since my grandmother's funeral service. And I don't think I ever want to again either. My step-dad is an obnoxious prick too. My grandpa is the only real man in my family apparently.

[–]winner17 23 points24 points ago

Supernatural FTW.

[–]bigbadfox 8 points9 points ago

i started watching it a week ago on netflix and since then i've seen 7-8 related posts.

[–]TheMagicJesus 4 points5 points ago

Same here, and every time I am that much happier.

BTW what episode is this?

[–]bigbadfox 0 points1 point ago

the house looks like the one in the dream episode in season three, but i honestly have no idea.

[–]TheCrazedMadman 4 points5 points ago

Which episode?

[–]YoungGrasshopper13 5 points6 points ago

I believe it's from the season 6 gag reel.

[–]okamuraha 14 points15 points ago

don't worry. he's just busy fucking your mom.

[–]Lhabs 7 points8 points ago

[–]lenchmob 5 points6 points ago

What's all this fathers day shit? My kids didn't say shit this morning?

[–]illicit_injun 2 points3 points ago

Sperm usually don't talk back.

[–]ihaveguitar 5 points6 points ago

This is the best fathers day post I've seen all day

[–]breathefireworks 9 points10 points ago

When I call him he never picks up... When my brother calls him he always picks up...

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[–]breathefireworks 4 points5 points ago

Dad is that you!?

[–]MUMHATESME 2 points3 points ago

Didn't even realise it was fathers day.. Oh well, i haven't spoken to my dad in nearly 2 years anyway.

[–]Goddamlitre-o-cola 2 points3 points ago

I tried to call my Dad a few times to no avail. I have sent him this gif. Thanks OP

[–]gabstergirl 2 points3 points ago

Jensen and Jared <3

[–]ieatkarmawhores 2 points3 points ago

is this Supernatural?

[–]dorei22 1 point2 points ago

Oh same here, I spent the entire day fretting about and repeatedly calling my father-in-law. But, knowing him, he just didn't pick up because he hates talking on the phone. Damnit Rick.

[–]Scaurus 1 point2 points ago

Is this a common problem?

[–]edaddyo 1 point2 points ago

I called my dad to wish him a Happy Fathers day, no answer so I left a message. Then I see on Facebook that his new step-kids were at his house having a great time. I didn't get an invite. :(

[–]JDogg1329 0 points1 point ago

Too busy answering calls from all his secret children perhaps

[–]Floopadoopa 0 points1 point ago

Why don't you celebrate IRL?

[–]Saisino 0 points1 point ago

[–]KayTals 0 points1 point ago

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard while viewing a .gif before!

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ -1 points0 points ago

[–]Thameus -1 points0 points ago

Dad here: I was getting laid, so Mom wasn't going to pick up the phone either (at least, not this time...)

[–]DRTYRYDR686 -1 points0 points ago

Stop cock blocking your dad! He was getting fathers day sex from the lady next door!