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[–]NancyGracesTesticles 1 point2 points ago

Two nights ago we were at my dad's house having drinks and this huge mosquito was terrorizing us. None of us could get a good enough swat at it to kill it or to even dissuade it from its bloodlust.

It finally landed on my dad's head. Realizing I now had my chance, I reared back and popped my dad in the head with the hopes of ending our slow exsanguination at the hands of that cheeky bastard.

I connected, splattering the beast against my dad's forehead and nearly knocking him out of his chair.

Most of us thought it was awesome.

[–]humortogo[S] 0 points1 point ago

How's your dad's forehead ?

[–]NancyGracesTesticles -1 points0 points ago

Old.