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[–]Canopener23 6 points7 points ago

I fucking love how accurate this is.

[–]Bullshit-slinger 2 points3 points ago

terrifying

[–]vertigo1083 9 points10 points ago

I would show up anyway.

[–]MDemon 6 points7 points ago

An invite's an invite.

[–]neon_kid 20 points21 points ago

[–]scaryballoonman 41 points42 points ago

As a girl, I came here to comment something along the lines of "This is actually really cute, aww :3" But I guess you all are excited about different things than I am.

[–]megusta_tortugas 8 points9 points ago

I apologize for your disappointment.

[–]theofficialposter 31 points32 points ago

Hi. We're guys. Nice to meet you.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Can you elaborate on what you first thought?

[–]scaryballoonman 7 points8 points ago

I just thought it was somebody excited they got a text from a cute girl or something. This is the face I make when it's late at night, I'm getting in bed and I think the day is over, then I get a late night text from a boy, and I'm a big puddle of smiles and lip biting.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

Okay, see that's how I took it too. Being a dude I'm a little ashamed we all jumped on the idea that it was about sex. I really liked the idea of just getting a text from a cute girl and taking a moment of peace to appreciate that they might be thinking of you.

[–]GweenPenguin 5 points6 points ago

[–]Vexing 2 points3 points ago

I was excited for fridge raiding.

What were you excited for?

[–]Johssy 0 points1 point ago

"scaryballoonman". Yepp, she checks out, guys!

[–]RawrJeknins 36 points37 points ago

She wants the D.

[–]AAlexanderK 27 points28 points ago

The 'one eyed' version of the D: scared face?

[–]2tonne21 18 points19 points ago

She wants the one eyed monster.

[–]AAlexanderK 1 point2 points ago

The Bermuda Bass? The Pilipino flopper? The Caribbean Coddle?

[–]IplayTheGuitarBetter 7 points8 points ago

The purple helmeted yogurt slinger.

[–]TheAryanBrotherhood 1 point2 points ago

The trouser snake.

[–]Ruvaak 3 points4 points ago

The hash slinging slasher.

[–]ScomberomorusCavalla 0 points1 point ago

The spam javelin.

[–]canthidecomments -4 points-3 points ago

This is how Obama reacts when he gets that late-night text from Vera Baker and the Mi'Chel is in France on her fourth vacation without him.

[–]redditorforthemoment 93 points94 points ago

"Soooo...wanna come over? :)"

http://i.imgur.com/m1C1E.gif

[–]DarthDirkus 70 points71 points ago

I know it's coming, but the nod always makes me giggle.

[–]TurtlePilot 24 points25 points ago

It's just so authentic, it's almost unreal.

[–]NJ_Lyons 5 points6 points ago

I can't help but nod along with him.

[–]ThorAxe911 21 points22 points ago

God if iPhones could have gif wallpapers...

[–]03Titanium 6 points7 points ago

If only iPhones didn't start tripping over its feet if the gif is longer than 8 seconds.

Source: I have a fucking 4s

[–]twmac 0 points1 point ago

[–]Oxtorius 46 points47 points ago

I've been with my girlfriend for over 3 years. I don't even remember these late nights texts anymore. The only late night texts i get now is "Do you think i'm pretty enough?" "Why can't you come to my sisters birthday"..

[–]SlyFox28 22 points23 points ago

ahh you just made me enjoy being recently single even more. thank you

[–]IDontShareMyUsername 6 points7 points ago

Ahh you made me feel sad.

[–]Syeth 34 points35 points ago

[–]Babblerabla 8 points9 points ago

Thats when I do my happy dance.

[–]galipso 26 points27 points ago

[–]Babblerabla 6 points7 points ago

Yea, something like that.

[–]Legendan 1 point2 points ago

That was fast.

[–]spinfreak 17 points18 points ago

[–]ilikecakeandpie 4 points5 points ago

Does anyone have a source on this? I love this gif

[–]detectivetrap 1 point2 points ago

[–]WizGANDGAS 5 points6 points ago

[–]Gurton_Buster 16 points17 points ago

[–]AndyMaite 7 points8 points ago

Bet Obama gets them all night longgggg.

[–]Brock_Obama 0 points1 point ago

You betcha

[–]F1A 5 points6 points ago

Man, I haven't gotten a text from a late night girl in months.

My last late night text: "hey man almost caught up to you on diablo 3"

[–]SCUMDOG_MILLIONAIRE 3 points4 points ago

And when I get those texts I think "Fuck, I need to shave my junk and wash my balls real quick."

[–]jkayne 13 points14 points ago

[–]tjmax 8 points9 points ago

This is not how you should attach a link

[–]Frizkie 9 points10 points ago

That was still funny as fuck, I think.

[–]tjmax 8 points9 points ago

I refuse to laugh until it is corrected.

[–]Toast-toast 3 points4 points ago

[–]Ruvaak 2 points3 points ago

[–]tjmax 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, this is the funniest reaction gif i have seen in a long time

[–]jkayne 0 points1 point ago

sorry not sure how

[–]sagewah 1 point2 points ago

[–]Accounts_Playables 2 points3 points ago

Can we please put this gif together with the one of Emma Watson doing the jig?

[–]OBSCENE_COLON 0 points1 point ago

Someone please link this.

[–]Heyitscharlie 2 points3 points ago

Yeah this happens to me all the time......... :(

[–]awa64 1 point2 points ago

When I get a late night text from a girl:

This has never actually happened.

[–]im_too_literal 1 point2 points ago

I always thought guys would find this incredibly annoying.

[–]xFearlessTacox 1 point2 points ago

I to turn into Obama when I receive text messages.

[–]nowsouless 1 point2 points ago

Why does Obama make everything funnier?

[–]mm2526 1 point2 points ago

I don't know why...but I can't stop laughing at this.

[–]Linelor 2 points3 points ago

[–]cody_au 1 point2 points ago

Cool story bro. You must get all the girls.

[–]Abelabliss 1 point2 points ago

I automatically up voted this...although i don't know how it feels...

[–]mrcreepster 0 points1 point ago

I usually hope it's a naked picture. It never is.

[–]Ghocher 0 points1 point ago

I clicked on this link right when this song came on: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsvlsuLau5c

[–]knestleknox 0 points1 point ago

Oh...It's about that homework assingment.

...CLOSER THAN LAST TIME!!!

[–]Zippyvinman 0 points1 point ago

mfw op is talking about his mother ಠ_ಠ

[–]brucecreamsteam 0 points1 point ago

That must feel nice.

[–]trollfessor 0 points1 point ago

Looking forward to using that one in November.

[–]PhanaticalMan3 0 points1 point ago

This may get buried but I'm actually scared of these.

I had a girl that would continually do this to me. She would say the most lovely things to me at 2-3AM in the morning. Then the next day, she would just retract and take it all back. She claimed that sometimes she gets 'drunk' with happiness and sleepiness late at night and starts spilling feelings that she doesn't necessarily feel. I always thought she played me as a fool. Deep down, the girl probably had some feelings for me but was too scared to be straight up...either that or she needed attention.

It was frustrating as hell. I've never found a girl quite like her since. I always keep myself from texting her just a casual hello.

[–]SirJuncan 0 points1 point ago

Looks like you've got a tsundere on your hands.

[–]metalninjacake2 0 points1 point ago

Bitch sent "heyy" with two Y's

She wants the dick

http://i.imgur.com/oncTo.jpg

[–]legleiter4ever 0 points1 point ago

After I read this post, I immediately checked my phone in hopes of a text.... it was just chuck testa.

[–]chickenman702 0 points1 point ago

[–]Desmond_Parris 0 points1 point ago

I don't know that feel

[–]jpwinkis 0 points1 point ago

Who is not crazy, that's good to point out she is not crazy.

[–]remhawk99 0 points1 point ago

This looks old. Little did he know the next four years would be the most depressing time of his life.

[–]e39dinan 0 points1 point ago

You start three new wars?

[–]Jesus4LifeYOLO -5 points-4 points ago

Wtheck! THat is lik not kool. Premarital sex is a SIN. LIke omg! I did it once but that wuz only for YOLO, k? Wow! LEarn about JESUS!