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[–]Commalover 17 points18 points ago

My husky does this. When I'm gone she will rip up memory foam, paper towels, etc. and place them in the center of the room. Then she lays by a wall and gives me the " I swear it has always looked like this" face when I get home.

[–]dr0ught 8 points9 points ago

Dogs often do that when they aren't getting enough stimulation, when you're gone you could try some Kong toys. They keep my dogs occupied for ever.

[–]Tulki 4 points5 points ago

Ju must become the leader of the pack.

[–]Commalover 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to have to try these Kong toys. Usually she is content to chew on a rawhide bone for a few hours, but other times I come home to the aftermath of a small, fluffy hurricane.

[–]tommykay 1 point2 points ago

On the other end of the spectrum, my dog knows when he's guilty. We'll get home and see the trash everywhere. One yell of "Spot!" he'll scurry away, tail between his legs.

[–]EspeonageX 27 points28 points ago

"Spot heard you say you liked clouds, so I made you some.."

[–]sallenpi 21 points22 points ago

I have seen many photos similar to this one but I have not seen this level of remorse on any other dogs' face! Aww. He will help you clean up!

[–]borkborkbork99 10 points11 points ago

You need to go on YouTube and search for "guilty Denver dog".

THAT is one remorseful dog!!

[–]rasherdk 6 points7 points ago

DENVER WAS INNOCENT

[–]immatellyouwhat 1 point2 points ago

So Bill Stickers WAS GUILTY!

[–]Fapologist 0 points1 point ago

Link?

[–]Alias135 2 points3 points ago

[–]mnch 3 points4 points ago

All i can tell you is... Shit went down.

[–]Verblocity 1 point2 points ago

It was coming right for me!

[–]plaideepuss 5 points6 points ago

But, you see, the stuffing is lava, and I was just trying to save pillow. Now I must sit here, trapped by lava, and mourn the passing of pillow. Dog rest his soul.

[–]deaft 2 points3 points ago

Thank you for using the version of this that isn't typed out by a mentally challenged person.

[–]Melchoir 6 points7 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Sounds like he's telling the truth 69coms 620pts 7mos funny
It popped. 53coms 915pts 5mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]crushie 1 point2 points ago

Tables‽ What is this magic‽

[–]Melchoir 0 points1 point ago

Oh, I haven't bothered to learn the table syntax. I just copy-pasted out of the "share on reddit" box on the karmadecay page.

[–]ajadams 1 point2 points ago

Had a dog do this during storms. He destroyed the entirety of our baseboard two feet up in the laundry room. . . . Still adorable.

[–]RandomWeirdShit 1 point2 points ago

I give my dog bubbles and all of the family's unwanted mail. He destroys the mail in one corner of the house and if you start blowing bubbles instantly the happiest dog in the world.

[–]smaier69 1 point2 points ago

"Seriously! Wierdest thing I've ever seen! You should call the manufacturer and let them know about this. May be a design flaw. Someone could get hurt!"

[–]RelevantRetsupurae 1 point2 points ago

From Terrible Sequel Headaches (Part 32/32):

  • There's no quote, but Mike Dawson's (the main character's) mom's head explodes, followed by Diabetus and Slowbeef's extremely hard laughter.

[–]nagasgura 7 points8 points ago

[–]xHassassin 0 points1 point ago

"What do you mean this isn't cotton candy?"

[–]ahotdogonwheels 0 points1 point ago

He is acting like, I dunno what you're talking about.

[–]sponcho666 0 points1 point ago

I keep thinking the house in the background is on fire.

[–]Ebake09 0 points1 point ago

Dogs know what they are doing. They also know they can get away with it with the right face. You can't stay mad at them.

[–]Unicornepiphany 0 points1 point ago

You said you liked twilight. I was only impersonating Edward Cullen...

[–]pinkythug 0 points1 point ago

I hope it wasn't an expensive couch

[–]imawesomeyourenot 0 points1 point ago

Same thing I tell my girlfriend.

[–]hyperspeed14 0 points1 point ago

My dog uses the same excuse for when she craps all over my living room floor

[–]MatthewH13 0 points1 point ago

HOLY CRAP ASSHOLE GIVE ME MY DOG BACK!! Jk but my dog looks exactly like yours

[–]Humperdink_Fangboner 0 points1 point ago

Awwww! I just wanna mush up his little face!

[–]MaleCra 0 points1 point ago

Oh, you!

[–]KnightLore 0 points1 point ago

Oh you...

[–]jokerking07 0 points1 point ago

If you look closely, you can see the cat pointing and laughing in the corner

[–]Eli_EGgs 3 points4 points ago

Dammit I looked

[–]killerado 0 points1 point ago

Next to the "report" button on each post there should be a "repost report" button.

[–]Grendelisawesome 0 points1 point ago

I just adopted a half beagle half rottweiler and, while he hasn't done THIS yet, he has managed to eat half my shoes, tear my living room carpet up, eat my monkey grass to the point of imminent death, and tear all of my other dog's stuffed animals apart. I'm not sure what fascinates him with pulling the stuffing out of them, but there you are. He wakes up in the middle of the night, bored, and I wake up the next morning to a house full of stuffing, torn carpet, and shredded shoes. When I get mad he rolls over on his back and pees, which, of course, only makes it worse. But he's such a cute little shit I can't stay mad long. Hopefully he'll age out of this need to destroy my house.

[–]killerado 0 points1 point ago

Did you like, comment the wrong reddit page or something?

[–]xoxoUT 0 points1 point ago

This looks like my dog's toys. He isn't happy until he rips them apart looking for the squeaker.

[–]enzomatrix89 -1 points0 points ago

hahaha. Fw:re:re:fw:..etc

[–]HAVE_A_CHILL_DAY -1 points0 points ago

Oh Dog

Sorry, I am a dyslexic agnostic so I don't know if I believe in a dog

Edit: edited

[–]Needs_A_Drink -2 points-1 points ago

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

I think I hated dogs until I saw this.