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[–]AnkhOmega 92 points93 points ago

Cannot unsee.

[–]Angry_Vegetarian 13 points14 points ago

Now I'm sitting here thinking, why have I never seen this before?

[–]Ghstfce 22 points23 points ago

You've only been on Reddit for 2 months. You'll see it again may be three times in the next 3 months I'm sure.

[–]ohmygodbees 3 points4 points ago

Then he should have seen it once already!

[–]Ghstfce 5 points6 points ago

Should have...but kittens, Diablo 3 and E3 happened.

[–]connorblikre 0 points1 point ago

not stock bumper?

[–]me-tan 1 point2 points ago

No clue. I made the original "Celica Zoom". I got the source picture from "barryboys.co.uk" which is a site that extracts the urine of car modifiers so it is very likely that isn't a stock bumper.

I got the idea after someone on the site used a closeup of the "face" as their avatar after the original was posted, so I took the original and made the "zoom" sequence and posted it on 4chan's /o/ board. It kinda went viral from there.

[–]mebob85 0 points1 point ago

I came here to post this. I was way too late

[–]ItsWorkinOrange 7 points8 points ago

PHEW! I came here to say what you said, but you got downvoted so it looks like I dodged the bullet!!

[–]mebob85 -2 points-1 points ago

I have plenty of karma to spare! Wait...no I don't...

[–]DonkeyPee 14 points15 points ago

I'm an idiot, thought i needed to read the license plate out loud.

[–]SammyPittsburgh 13 points14 points ago

[–]chatzimcfee 6 points7 points ago

I like it better the other way. The original makes it seem like they are making that face at each other, which imo is more funny.

[–]SammyPittsburgh 3 points4 points ago

I could see that. I just took advantage of an opportunity to use the entirety of my image manipulation skills.

[–]chatzimcfee 1 point2 points ago

And to reap that sweet juicy karma. Or should I say carma? No... I probably shouldn't.

[–]SammyPittsburgh 1 point2 points ago

[–]stfm 6 points7 points ago

Requires Veilside body kit though

[–]fafaforza -2 points-1 points ago

Not the worst looking aftermarket body kit out there.

[–]Marathon_Funk 2 points3 points ago

One of the things I will never unsee! Just like the arrow in between the e and x of FedEx...

[–]Angry_Vegetarian 0 points1 point ago

Awww wtf now, I just saw the arrow. You have given me a new perspective on life. Thank you

[–]CoNiGMa 0 points1 point ago

wtf.....cannot unsee!

[–]Abelabliss 2 points3 points ago

How do people even catch this stuff??

[–]Martin0828 4 points5 points ago

Weed helps some.

[–]H483R 0 points1 point ago

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[–]gensix 2 points3 points ago

This is an ST204 Celica. Probably labeled a GT-S overseas. Year is probably a 1996 or 1997 limited edition considering the blinkers in the front quarter panels. My guess is 1997. That red was produced less and less after 97.

Regardless, it's the sixth generation of the Celica. Probably has a 2.2 5sfe, unless it's an ST. But I can't be sure without seeing its brakes.

Clear corners, full Veilside kit, or a knock off. Some kind of lowering springs. Likely Eibach or Tein.

[–]coleosis1414 0 points1 point ago

My girlfriend drives a '92 celica. It's getting to the age where it springs random leaks simply because the rubber hoses have all gotten so old and brittle. Still, runs well for a 20-year-old car.

[–]niubishuaige 0 points1 point ago

Nice call...upvote for knowledge of '90s Japanese cars. It's not exactly a Supra or RX-7 but still "classic" in my book.

[–]gensix 0 points1 point ago

LPT: gensix is derived from Sixth Generation :-)

[–]djloreddit 6 points7 points ago

TIL the ya dont say face is nic cage

[–]KARMANIGGER[S] 12 points13 points ago

[–]FullOfEels 1 point2 points ago

I always thought it was Tobey Maguire.

[–]KARMANIGGER[S] 13 points14 points ago

[–]FullOfEels 3 points4 points ago

Ah, that's the one! Thanks!

[–]Burning_Kobun 0 points1 point ago

you're not the only one

[–]Leanneh20 0 points1 point ago

Learned this here too...what is this screenshot from?

[–]Hozaman 1 point2 points ago

Vampire kiss

[–]djloreddit 0 points1 point ago

apparently a movie about vampires

[–]JimmyJamesincorp 0 points1 point ago

I don't know but it hurts to see.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Fuck I hate those body kits. Celica ruiners.

[–]niekdejong 1 point2 points ago

not a celica, more a Hyundai Coupe!

[–]Hofferer 2 points3 points ago

Still would be better if reversed the image.

[–]Sporadic_Won -1 points0 points ago

i'm pretty sure this a Supra, not a celica

[–]dysmantle 2 points3 points ago

It's a celica, looks extremely close to a supra here.. check the back window.... passenger side. It's a celica.. unfortunately (possibly LE)

http://sandiego.olx.com/1997-toyota-celica-limited-edition-iid-1919571

[–]Givants 2 points3 points ago

Supras use to be celicas, they use to be called the celica supra, like a super sport version of the car. That's why they look similar enough, but this is a celica. Supras never came with the multiple headlamp look. The body kit is made to resemble the supra though.

[–]longboardingerrday 1 point2 points ago

I'm not sure why you got downvoted for presenting facts.

[–]KARMANIGGER[S] 6 points7 points ago

nope!

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[–]KARMANIGGER[S] 4 points5 points ago

Protip: nope!

Celica

Supra

[–]muteterror 3 points4 points ago

Protip: It's a Celica.

see

[–]Derpyjersey 0 points1 point ago

It might be just me but that pic always freaks me the fuck out. His face is just weird.

[–]Crab_with_Cigarette 0 points1 point ago

There is a better pic like this with "lockjaw girl" instead of 'ol mister Coppola, I can't find it.

[–]doitforthelolz 0 points1 point ago

it looks like his eyebrows get thicker with each picture...

[–]SgtGoldy 0 points1 point ago

Now the owner of that ricer will only see that face every time he walks out to his car.

[–]idontcarethatmuch 0 points1 point ago

Best Nick Cage role ever.

ALVA!

[–]MrMoustachio 0 points1 point ago

What is this from?

[–]MrWoohoo 0 points1 point ago

I'm guessing "Vampire's Kiss".

[–]idontcarethatmuch 0 points1 point ago

Vampires Kiss

[–]BeefChops 0 points1 point ago

The front of that car looks kinda like a spiders' face.

[–]carishimo 0 points1 point ago

I just upvoted this to send you from 999 to 1000! The power!!

[–]Mcdoggleburgers 0 points1 point ago

toyota silly car

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Here comes, the Crimson Chin!

[–]GeoffPortnoy 0 points1 point ago

[–]ooo_shiny 0 points1 point ago

There is a reason I always just call them silly cars.

[–]the1stavenger 0 points1 point ago

Lol, that VeilSide front bumper. It reeks of the mid-90's/early-00's.

[–]newingtonnew 0 points1 point ago

if you take the first headlight from the right and left headlights and the front grater, it looks like the car is shocked.

[–]christian1542 -1 points0 points ago

Stealing ideas from the Finns? You don't say!

http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/media.php?id=66536

[–]F18Dubbs 0 points1 point ago

This just fuckin creeped me out O_o

[–]CeeBmata 0 points1 point ago

Why are there teeth in that headlight?

[–]VikingSlayer 0 points1 point ago

Guess you could say it's a Toyota.... sunglasses... Celicage

[–]sporkasaurus 0 points1 point ago

this is why veilside kits are shit.

[–]Toyotaobsession 0 points1 point ago

I approve of this car.

[–]DrZippit 0 points1 point ago

So glad I have a T23. :)

[–]raygun27 0 points1 point ago

I'm probably late to the party and a slowpoke, but that face (not the Celica) creeps the hell out of me. Scariest thing I have seen in quite a while.

[–]xsamx321 0 points1 point ago

i enjoy your name, Mr. Karmanigger

[–]prodah_kiir 0 points1 point ago

Supra.

[–]originalchaos -1 points0 points ago

As a Celica owner, I can never unsee.

[–]goodbye9hello10 -2 points-1 points ago

I'm pretty sure that's a Toyota Supra, not a Celica.

[–]Tralan -1 points0 points ago

TIL that rageface is Nic Cage, not Martin Short...

[–]fort_knox -1 points0 points ago

I'm not sure anyone has ever deserved the front page more.